Author has written 4 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Alvin and the chipmunks, Warriors, and Misc. Tv Shows.
My super awesome best friend Feline Scribbler drew this for my birthday.
I WILL write at least one 1shot for each SHINee pairing
I WILL be working on a full length story based on their video Dark Mode Killer (and maybe Time To Go, too. I haven't decided yet)
I will also take requests if there's an angle or idea for a certain pairing you'd like to see done. (ex. AU Jongyu or fluffy Taekey) Just PM me with a prompt (the more you write the better) and I'll write it.
NAcha'z Ninja, out ;)
Fanfiction quiz -From Heavens-Angel96's profile
Which do you prefer? Reading fanfics, or writing them?
Both, but I've been reading a lot more as of late.
Do insulting reviews discourage you?
What do you mainly write and read about?
Action and adventure with a bit of romance. A lot of the humor is for the Spice Life.
Are you proud of your fanfics?
The ones I make now. The ones I made before, I absolutely hate.
How long have you been on fanfiction.net?
Since January 3, 2011. Not really all that long.
Have you inspired any other writers?
Yea, but only one as far as I know.
When you are added to a person's Favorite Author's list, how do you react?
I just lean back and say to myself, "So people do care"
Would you cry if you posted a one-shot, came back the next morning, and found a thousand reviews in your mailbox?
Let's just say, the ocean would have nothin' on me.
Do you think it's possible for you to get a thousand reviews for a one-shot?
Nope. In fact, I can't write a one-shot right to be honest.
Is it regular for you to get over 10 reviews for each chapter?
No, not at all.
What was your first story on this site?
The Birth Of FuryClan, the stupid version.
What is your latest fanfic posted?
The Birth of FuryClan, the awesomer yet unfinished version.
If you compare the two, how far have you gone since you first started writing fanfics?
From stupid to awesome in a little more than a year. I'd say that's an acomplishment.
Are you a legend in your archive?
I don't even have a real archive...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of that 92 percent and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (hell yea, bitches!)
Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have crushes on one or more characters from the TV series, copy and paste this into your profile. (yea...that's not weird or anything...ooh look, pretty fireworks! *run away*)
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (wtf?)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs, ptase tihs in yuor prfiole
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever panicked because you can't find your glasses and then realise you're wearing them, copy this in to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you're easily distracted, copy and pa- OOH SHINY!
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianFairypirateatwilight, Storms-Are-My-Nature, ShadowRose18, arabella malfoy, mth999pop, Roxi2Star, Mrs. FizzyIngleTweakMcCormick, InFearandFaith, NAcha'z Ninja
If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into you're profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (burn, you evil demon...burn!)
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever wondered what the antifile is, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love to draw but think your art sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
Friends and Best Friends:
Friends: Will help me when I'm lost.
Friends: Will help me learn to drive.
Friends: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
For my BFFs:
You are always there for me, we fight, we make-up, then we swear we will never be friends again.
If you love your BFFs copy and paste this to your profile, but this was written by AluvsB! Remember that!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. The God you belive in is real. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. (way better than skirts)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Things My Mom Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
RANDOM STUFFs :3
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Adults are just kids with money.
God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my Mountain Lion! (best soda ever, by the way)
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to them?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amateur built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!
Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol
There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the effing sky is gray?
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone."
You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tried slamming a revoling door!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Ever notice how parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary
I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
Don't follow me, I'm lost too
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would I keep looking after I've found it?
I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it
364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Dear Cool People: If you're so cool, why isn't there a candy named after you? Sincerely, the Nerds
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
You can’t spell 'BEAUTIFUL' without 'BE U'.
They say the world's going to end in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calander ended. Ever think that maybe they just got tired of making calanders thousands of years ahead of time?
Be the type of woman, that when you wake up in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, snap! She's up!"
I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
Wear your seat belt. It'll make it harder for the aliens to get you from your car.
Don't mess with something that can bleed for a week and not die.
Whatever doesn't kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.
Live like you'll die tomorrow. Because if you keep annoying me, you might.
I'm not RANDOM. You just can't think as FAST as me!
Sarcasm: Because beating people up is illegal.
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
Why America has some issues:
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Stop reading this and read the fanfictions!
Unsafe External Link