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Joined 01-03-11, id: 2686566, Profile Updated: 03-11-14
Author has written 5 stories for Total Drama series, Sonic the Hedgehog, Digimon, My Little Pony, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.

I write fanfics! Sometimes.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


101 things to do in Walmart.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 7 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. (I only pretended! It still counts though!)

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. (That's just sick, so I snuck my friends dog in Walmart, and he did it! So, that counts!)

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hear voices and they don't like you.

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to...

"What happens when we get to scared half to death Twice?"

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

There's beauty in all imperfections. Learn to love them.

I say we shoot cupid.

Excerpt from a dog's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

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Copy and paste these if you are OBSESSED WITH PORTAL!

Come to the dark side... screw cookies, WE HAVE CAKE!!!

When life gives you lemons, quote Cave Johnson!

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“Lying is the most fun a boy can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!”

Just found out that apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home, ooops my bad

Well, yesterday my devil on my right shoulder drop kicked my angel on my left shoulder... Today, the angel showed up with an AK-47...

My short term memory isn't what it used to be. Also, my short term memory isn't what it used to be.

Live like you were dying tomorrow, because if you keep annoying me, you might

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

-No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

-If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

-My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Father:"You’re in big trouble Mister!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you when your hurt.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a box of band-aids and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Man, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Sugar cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

If you have the disease Arachnophobia, not the organization, copy and paste.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you copied and pasted at least one of these things into your profile.

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

I am a NINJA! (If you are a boy, you are sentence A. If you are a girl, you are sentence B.)

A. For all you know I could be hiding in the corner of your roo- OH DEAR GOD DON'T START UNDRESSING!

B. For all you know I could be hiding in the corner of your roo- Woah! Hmm... proceed...

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!'

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

"As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?"

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which you are!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Underland is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.XP

50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

BONUS FROM KAISER

61. Say, "Why don't YOU answer it? Why don't YOU write a 12 page essay about it? Why don't YOU waste precious moments of your childhood reading out of a 3000 page book!?"

62. Backwards homework your of all type.

63. Speak like Captain Kirk.

64. Act like your talking on a cellphone. When the teacher calls your name about it, speak into the cellphone, "One second. Some jackass up front of the room keeps talking."

65. If your teacher's phone rings in class, put a note on their desk saying they have Saturday Detention as you walk out.

66. TI-84 calculators have games built in. Pretend to (or actually) play video games on it through a good amount of class, then yell "HIGH SCORE BITCHES!" randomly while jumping out of your seat.

67. If, and only if you think you can pull this off, turn the ENTIRE classroom around (i.e. teacher's desk, student desks, maybe decorations...).

68. Turn the wall clock ahead 5 minutes every time the teacher walks out.

69. When a teacher asks a question, pretend cough like you're going to say the answer during the pretend cough, but don't and just yell it after doing so.

70. Come into class singing "Chacarron Macarron".

71. Two words: bubble wrap.

72. Come in late and say either: A. "Chuck Norris said that you're always on time if you're there." B. "MR. T TELLS YOU WHEN HE'S LATE FOO!"

73. Come in your underwear and say you're "having one of those dreams again."

74. If it smells like somebody farted and someone else notices, or the fart is audible, yell in a superficial voice, "Commandment Eleven: He who smelt it, dealt it."

75a. If a teacher asks a question and somebody else raises their hand before you, yell, "NO! IT IS MY TURN! YOU WAIT! YOU WAIT YOUR TURN! BAD !"

75b. If a teacher asks a question and only one person raises their hand, yell, "NO! YOU PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER!"

76. Raise your hand and answer, "Nobody cares." nonchalantly.

77. If a teacher walks up to you, repeatedly yell "STRANGER DANGER".

78. If they say that you KNOW they aren't a stranger, reply with,"Well you're sure as Hell stranger than Fiction."

79. If anybody, even the teacher, looks over your shoulder to read what you're writing, slam your fist on the table ad yell, "IS NOTHING SACRED!?"

80. yp3 u$!\6 _33 ("Type using Leet" or "typE uSiNG LEEt" to be specifi

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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What Even is Despair? by TheSemasin reviews
[SYOC CLOSED] "All I can remember is a playback of two girls...both speaking of two different despairs." A crew of amnesiac high schoolers trapped in a desolate city with only one way out: kill their classmates. And on top of that, a traitor and a demon lurk in the shadows. How are 16 new students supposed to survive, when they can't even fathom despair itself?
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/3 - OC
We are The Penguins by Totally Kowalski reviews
Human POM story. How The Penguins met and formed their group and coping with school and a secret organization. I accept constructive criticism.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,568 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Expectations by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
For once, a murder doesn't actually occur. Junko is properly pissed off about it.
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You've Got That Wrong! by KlonoaDreams reviews
AU They say poor communication kills, and it definitely shows during the first trial when a certain High School Level Good Luck mentions one little detail that perplexes everyone. Apparently, nobody expected Makoto Naegi to be female...except Monokuma, but he doesn't count. Fem!Naegi
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17 - Naegi M.
Aftermath by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
After Graduation, the surviving six step outside into a world that they're familiar with but not expecting, and it turns out Junko Enoshima lied about this as well.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16 - Naegi M., Togami B., Kirigiri K., Asahina A.
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
AU of Harry Potter, Harry's twin is the supposed BWL. Harry raised by Dursleys. Elemental!Smart!Ravenclaw!Harry. Harry/OC. Starts as bashing, but am working on slowly changing that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,850 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Harry P., OC
Total Drama: Abandoned by AkatsukiFreak31 reviews
*Remake of TDH* It is time for Season 5 of Total Drama, but there is a catch! A new host, a new place, 17 new contestants, and 1 old contestant from Season 4! Who is the old cast competing with these 17 newbies? Will there be drama? Will there be love? How will the new host treat these teenagers? Find out in Total Drama: Abandoned!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,056 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/9/2012
YuGiOh GX: Moving On Up by AnotherIdentity reviews
Co-written with Coin of Light and Darkness. Having fought off the perilous evils that faced them last year, the students are brought back for another year at Duel Academy to fight some more. Sequel to Dawn of a New Year.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Bastion M./Misawa D.
Blazblue: Kokonoe the Therapist? by Winter's ice reviews
It was a typical day in Sector Seven for Kokonoe before some random chick showed up and declared she was going to become a therapist for the games cast. As one can guess she wasn't all that thrilled about it, but afterwards she decided to go along with it. After all, she'll be able to yell at them all she wants while trying to "help" them solve their problems. What could go wrong?
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Kokonoe, λ-11/Lambda, OC
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...The sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
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A Father's Duty by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
Parents' most important job is to look out for their kids. But when one father's son is snatched before his eyes, he'll have to travel across the country, with the aid of a forgetful woman, to bring him home. Meanwhile, his son will have to find his a way out of his prison with the help of some interesting friends. Humanization of Finding Nemo. Some Marlin/Dory. CHAPTER 11 IS UP!
Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,971 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Marlin, Dory
When was your? by EvilWaffleS reviews
Trucy asking all the questions we want to know about our favourite AJ characters. TADA! I'm back guys! With regular updates! Enjoy reading!
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Total Drama Amazon by gordhanx reviews
One year after TDROTI Chris decides to hold a new season, that takes place in the Amazon Rain forest, and brings 40 new campers to star in the madness
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The League in Exile by horus42 reviews
In a world where Superman has taken over, and rules as a Tyrant, the few remaining heroes fight back, in order to liberate the Earth. (AU, inspired by the Justice Lords and Injustice: Gods Among Us. Features character deaths and mild language)
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013
Of Skinny Behinds and Dresses by Cherished Tenshi reviews
From shamelessly hitting on members of the same gender to bashing up Nightmares and barrels, there's never a dull moment in Traverse Town with these five around. A series of drabbles involving the TWEWY cast, Neku, Joshua, Shiki, Beat and Rhyme. For Infamousplot. Current chapter: Neku and Shiki go shopping together.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,308 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Neku S., Joshua
Of Insults by RavensDagger reviews
While being bullied, Pipsqueak is pushed into a corner, unable to escape. In a desperate attempt to retaliate, he discovers his one true talent. What do you do when your greatest ability is to make others ponies cry?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Pipsqueak - Complete
Still too young? by RagnarBloodwind reviews
Is Robin still too young to drive the Batmobil?
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
Reconstructing Humanity by Luna Peachie reviews
After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,120 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Chasing The Truth by FlikFreak reviews
Sequel to Playing For Keeps. A visit to Shibuya quickly turns into another journey when Sora and his friends are ambushed by nobodies. Forced to flee, he quickly learns that there's a new enemy after them, more dangerous than even the Organization...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 129,015 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Playing For Keeps by FlikFreak reviews
An accident sends Neku back into the Reaper's Game, but this time it's about more than missions or even survival. Neku knows these new creatures aren't noise, and a certain keyblade-wielding boy may hold the answers for him...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,474 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Neku S. - Complete
Duel Disks and Keyblades by FlikFreak reviews
Battle City has finally ended, and all should have been quiet in Domino City. Heartless and Nobodies threaten peace, and it's not long before Yugi finds out that he's not alone in this battle to save his home...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,691 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Calvin & Hobbes: The Series SEASON ONE by Swing123 reviews
Co written with Garfieldodie. The Calvin and Hobbes television show. Twenty episodes to a season. Includes holiday specials, TV movies, and a dramatic season finale! PLEASE R&R! SEASON ONE COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,622 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
Digital Hearts by Black reviews
DigimonKingdom Hearts! Shortly after the Parasimon attack, a strange creature is spotted. The Heartless are coming, and the only thing that can possibly save the Tamers is the strength of their hearts. RukatoJuratoRyuki mainly.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,724 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Takato M.
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Dangan Ronpa Another Path? reviews
A very different High School of Mutual Killing. All starting with a simple change of people met. NaegiXJunko, One Sided FukawaXTogami, AsahinaXOogami, MaizonoXLeon, CelesXKirigiri
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My Little Pony, Magic is Friendship reviews
A different take on the show, starring a different Mane Six. Shows what goes through the minds of The background characters as Ponyville faces it's latest crisis. Also gives light to some things I don't think were actually explained.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Trixie, Lyra, Octavia, Thunderlane
DER REL EGHTH DIGIKIDDY reviews
TOMMY ROSEMERY ITALLIC THEODORE KAMIYA TOTS GOES TO DER DIGI WOLD N SAVS IT!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Agumon
Sonic Adventure 2 Abridged reviews
Welcome to a more...optimistic look at SA2. Places that don't resemble places from the first game, Chaos emeralds, color blind people, idiot heroes, Emo's, prostitutes, and Eggheads galore!...very strong T
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Total Drama: Revenge of the Tour reviews
Fourteen teen's compete for 1,000,000 Dollar's, The final seven have been decided, Daily updates! Yeah Right.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
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