Allison Shorecoat
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Author has written 4 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hey everybody

It's me Allison Shorecoat. Now I have no idea how to start off a profile, so I think I'll give you a brief insight into the life of me...not really. More like give you random facts about myself which will send you running and screaming. Jokes, I'm not that bad (or am I?). Oh and just for all you curious cookies out there, the girl in the profile pic is not me, it is what I imagine Ally, my OC, looks like. I just wish I looked like that. *dreamy sigh*

For all you people who like Hunger Games, check out the story which a friend (Princess Selina) and I are writing on a joint account called Knowing what fuzzy means. The story is called The Forbidden Year, check it out!

Favourite things to do when I'm bored (and please note, you should probably never allow me to get bored, bad things tend to happen)

Eat, sleep, swim up and down in a pool for hours on end, design characters, draw random scenes from stories i've written, write and torture my favourite characters (please don't be alarmed by this one).

Books and Authors:

The Hunger Games (seriously should be obvious), Matthew Reilly Series, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, The Alcamyst Series, The Assassins Apprentice Series.

Favourite movies of all time:

Transformers, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen &Transformers Dark of the Moon, Lord of the Rings (All three) How to train your Dragon (all who agree that Toothless is cute raise your hands and say I), Harry Potter, Kung Fu Panda, Pocahontas, 2012, Tangled, Yogi Bear and Megamind, x-men, The mummy, The Sorcerers Apprentice, The Amazing Spiderman.

Musical Taste:

Now, I have a lovely, strange taste in music, which makes all those "find someone who has the same music taste as you" get to know you quizzes really hard, because for some reason, no one likes listening to movie soundtracks these days. I find it most odd indeed. So if your curious, my current iPod collection is: Braveheart, Cats, Clash of the Titans, How to Train your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, Lord of the Rings, Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron, Titanic, Astro Boy, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Tangled, Sorcerers Apprentice and of course Transformers: The Score and Transformers Revenge of the Fallen: The Score, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Narnia, Transformers Prime, Joseph and the amazing technicolour dream coat, The Phantom of the Opera, The Thunderbirds. My favourite songs that aren't movie soundtracks, because *gasp* there actually some are New Divide, What I've done, Iridescent, Fireflies and Jason Derulo(There are more but I can't think of them right now)

Personal Motto:

When your going through hell, just keep on going

Favourite quotes of all time:

Okay kid, this is where it gets complicated

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick!

Bazinga!!!

I'm to old for this crap

Time Travel. We keep meeting in the wrong order.

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

Stranger things have happened. And do so with alarming regularity.

Its art! A statement of modern society,ooh ain't modern society awful

Then for my next trick...Aw sod it, i can't be bothered coming up with something clever to say

We are about to get our asses whooped

She's ton's of fun an you're no fun at all. She completes you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Revenge is so sweet

I am a Bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up (which my awesome friend has bought me a shirt with that on. Now I must wear it through airport security and see what happens)

Okay if you haven't already guessed I am a MEGA Transformers fan. I absolutely adore Bumblebee, he is so cute with the way he speaks through the radio and all and Ironhide is just dam hilarious but i have to admit my absolute favourite character is Optimus Prime. Okay sure his continuous monologuing can get a tad annoying but he is still awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Who's your favourite Transformer?

Optimus Prime, then Starscream, then Ironhide, followed closely by Bumblebee and the Twins

2. What would you do if you met your favourite transformer?

Scream OH MY GOD at the top of my lungs. Poke them to make sure their real then freak out. Once I'm done with that I would fire about a gazillion questions at them.

3. What would your favourite transformer do if he/she met you?

Optimus would start going on about the strangeness of fan girls. Ironhide would try to shoot me to shut me and if Ratchet was present he would start running tests on my mental health.

4. what music does he/she listen to/

Slag it that's a hard one. Um... Optimus would listen to Classical Rock? Maybe Classical music. I dunno. Ironhide would get frustrated with the Ipod or the radio cause it had to small buttons and would blow it up and Bee. Who knows. Probably Rap or something. *shrugs*

5. Do you have an OC?

Yep. Allison Shorecoat and Abigail Lincolm. Parents and what not are not mine, they belong to...ah whatever they are mine but they have such a small role i don't bother mentioning them.

6. What would your OC do if he/she met your favourite Transformer?

Uhhh...Scream in shock then calm down when no one attacked

7. Who is your favourite Autobot?

Optimus (for the millionth time)

Ironhide (you have a rodent infestation, shall I terminate? LOL)

8. What crazy thing could you imagine he/she doing?

Whoa creepy images... Optimus doing the Cha cha and Ironhide making a daisy chain! Creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Who is your favourite Decepticon?

Starscream (what can i say i feel sorry for the poor guy. Megatron is always beating him :( *sad face*)

10. What crazy thing could you imagine he/she doing?

Singing DO RE MI

11. What would your favourite Autobot and Decepticon do if they met each other?

Join hands and skip down the yellow brick road to the emerald city. I don't think so somehow. THEY'D HAVE A FREAKING BATTLE ROYAL. Jesus what else are an Autobot and a Decepticon supposed to do.

12. Who is your least favourite Auotbot?

Are you kidding me? I love all the Autobots. (not in that way)

13. Who is your least favourite Decepticon?

MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and The Fallen.

14. If you could marry your favourite Transformers how many kids would you have?

Uhhh... I'm sorry but that is a really weird question. I don't LOVE any of them. their all like friends and guardians.

15. what is your favourite Transformers pairing?

Ironhide and Chormia. Yes they are adorable togethor. At least in my head they are.

16. Have you ever called a Transformer hot?

Not out loud I haven't but in my head tonnes.

17. If you could Transform into a car, what would it be?

Either a white convertible, a white motorbike or a white GMC Topkick.

18. Who's your favourite female Autobot?

Chromia wins by a landslide

19. Which side would you join?

AUTOBOTS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Not yet but that is my life goal)

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (Yep. I get weird stares when i start yelling THERES BUMBLEBEE)

7. Dreams transformer pairings. (hehehe, maybe)

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. (Ha ha ha ha, Yes I do actually)

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. (Again yes. I have them on the front of my books for school)

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.(Yes. My English teacher. Does someone have Wheeljacks phone number?)

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (Yep. Works way better than any alarm clock)

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. (Done That. it was hilarious to see their faces)

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (Done that as well but mostly to my teachers)

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (Can I change that to brother?)

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (Yes. My walls are covered.)

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (Oh yes. It drives my mum bananas)

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (can safely say yes to that one)

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (You kidding i love barricade. He's so funny. I'd probably get arrested on the off chance he would pick me up)

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

Transformers copy and paste this onto your profile

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Aww, Damn! Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I could make a snide remark about that, but I'm pretty tired.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an inbetween use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

10 Commandements of a Teenager!!

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz. (you can break this one, it not that important)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

29 reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. Dude are you serious. Of course i do

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. Hahaha, yes

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. But imagining movies is fun...and yes i do.

4. Spell check is your best friend. Spell check, the best thing since sliced bread

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. Yes, and then i get depressed when i have to kill them because i become attached

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. Yes, oh yes. I can't kill them.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. I'm smiling now

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. Of course i do

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. Hahaha, yes

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. I can feel the insanity creeping up on me... LOL jokes i'm already insane.

1. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. Yeah, thats why i proof read. And even then i miss words

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. Selina

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. Yeah, i can think of so many

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. .Thats what makes them funny

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. Hehe, maybe

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. You kidding, they never stop moving

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. I have arguements and i win

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing. I never know what day it is

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. Short story for me is (minimum) ten pages

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. But they're boring words

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. I never want my stories to end. NEVER

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. I know i need to kill of a character and i get depressed and i'm not even half way to the death scene yet (actually it's in the next book)

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. Actually i can never ignore hunger. But everything else can wait

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. What else do you do in maths?

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. Drives everyone nuts

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. The best book in the world. I read it for fun

27. You dream about your stories. I had a dream last night

28. You dream of new stories. Hmmm, the things i come up with

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. That's what i do when i'm stuck on ideas

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. Oopsie "what was that mum?"

My Story:

I'm The All Spark?

Complete: When 17 year old Allison Shorecoat absorbs the All Spark, her once normal life is turned upside down and inside out as she soon discovers that, not only is she the most powerful being in the universe, she's also the top of the most wanted list for the Decepticons.

Meet the Matrix

In Progress: Two years ago Allison Shorecoat ended up absorbing the All Spark and saving the world. Now a battle which she thought was over has just begun again, and this time, the stakes are even higher.

Double Trouble

In the lands of Middle Earth legend tells of two warriors capable of destroying the Dark Lord and bringing peace to the four peoples. And according to Ellen Sanders and Gen Lewis they are not them. Cast through a portal on their eighteenth birthday all those two want is to get home. But fate has other plans for them. Friendships are made and destroyed, enemies discovered and randomness ensues as two very unlickly heros fight to save the world.

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The AllSpark Reborn by Life-Luvr123 reviews
Optimus nodded. "I have complete faith in her abilities to give us victory." The girl in queston leaped to her feet and screamed. "SPIDER! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Ironhide turned to his leader. "She possesses the powers of the AllSpark and she is scared of spiders. Prime, we are slagged." OptimusXOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, OC
The Forbidden Year by Knowing what fuzzy means reviews
No one was allowed to talk about the 73rd Hunger Games. You had the lethal careers, who'd been trained from birth to fight, the odd few from the other districts who were too good for being untrained and the ones that survived even when no one understood how they could. Why were they forbidden? Watch as the events of the forbidden year unfold.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 186,710 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 4/6/2012
Tinder for the Flames by Lindir's Ghost reviews
Now into Part II: Following the disastrous events of Amon Hen, a desperate Aragorn unwillingly sends a badly wounded Legolas, with Gimli at his side, to Edoras in an effort to save him. But there are venomous snakes writhing in the tall grasses of Rohan, and Edoras might not prove to offer the salvation the ranger seeks. AU, non slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,711 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
The Bonds of Blood by a-mild-looking-sky reviews
/post DoS/ After his fight with the orcs in Lake-Town, Legolas follows Bolg back into the woods. Knowing his only child is facing the growing orc threat alone, Thranduil is forced to choose between his imposed isolation and the safety of his people or the safety of his son.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood
Bots in Human Flesh by Amia725 reviews
What had started as an all out battle between Autobots and Decepticons had left them feeling... Squishy... Rated T for swearing, violence and whatnots
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,152 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/9/2013
Grasping at Ashes by The Dramatic Sneeze reviews
An attack on the camp leaves the Fellowship shaken, and their elf injured. But when his wounds prove to be more than skin deep, Legolas soon finds himself a prisoner of his own mind and the task falls on Aragorn and company to set him free.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,881 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010
A Technorganic and her car by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
A series of oneshots about the odd relationship between my OC Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime and her guardian, Barricade. If you haven't read Meet the Cousin, you may want too. Be prepared for laughs and bodily injuries!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Barricade
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
Gaining Perspective by Ryuuko1 reviews
One of Starscream's bids for power goes awry and leaves Megatron and Optimus Prime in a situation the two would have never thought possible...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,327 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Prisoner Of War by me 4evaful reviews
Legolas is captured during the Battle of Helm's Deep. AU -:- DISCLAIMER: All recognisable characters belong to their respective owners
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,916 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Twisted by SimpleRhapsody reviews
Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,665 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
The Wrong End of the Stick by SailorSilvanesti reviews
After witnessing a tender moment between the newly-returned Aragorn and his Elven companion, Eowyn mis-reads the situation...especially as she sees the pendant exchanged. Hurt and 'betrayed', she lashes out...how will it end! Slightly AU, no Slash. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
Against All Odds by Timore Nocturnus Caelum reviews
Everybody hated him. His father considered him a let down, often neglecting him. But he would be the catalyst for change when he befriended the one thing they were supposed to kill. HTTYD from Hiccup's POV. Reviews are appreciated.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Making Up For It by Miniquie reviews
Stoick: He was going to make it right. Fifteen years of neglect. He was going to make up for it.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Wait by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
After they had made sure that Hiccup wasn't going to die from shock or from bloodloss, Toothless never willingly left Hiccup's side.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Move Along by Sierra Hawkins reviews
A girl being followed by unknown enemies just happens to run into a certain weapons specialist. Summary doesn't do story justice, so please read. Rated T for some swearing. ON HIATUS
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ironhide
Tarmac skating, the next big thing! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
How will the Autobot's handle the frozen solid Tarmac? Wiil Tai and Sam start a new Olympic event? Will Prowl ever get a break? Well, read and find out! Featuring my OC, Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
How to cure Hiccups by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
We've had them, and we all know how persistant they can be! See what Tai will do to get Sam's to stop! Complete hilarity! And Sam abuse! Review!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2010
Showtime! by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Faecat. The Autobots and their NEST comrades embark on a mission to wipe out a possible Decepticon base, only to find something far stranger than anything they thought possible. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Evermore by Eyes of Glass reviews
As the foundations of two worlds change beyond reckoning, a father stands with his unconcious son in his arms.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Rules and Rain by Luki Dimension reviews
Stoic, meet Toothless...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Arrogance by Viper-Rock reviews
Optimus just can't resist putting himself on the front lines, and Ratchet is getting tired of patching him up.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Unexpected by ashion reviews
Working as a guard on a large historical dig site and bored out of his processor, Ironhide will gain more than just a little perspective on the past and his own future. rated T to be safe
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Upheaval by ashion reviews
2 days after Egypt aboard the aircraft carrier, Ironhide and Optimus have a few moments to themselves, when Ratchet isn't butting in that is NOT slash, parental
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Honorable by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Lennox brings the bodies of the fallen soldiers back to their families.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Living Nightmare by nebula2 reviews
The events of the movie from Scott's POV.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Scott T. - Complete
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Reverse Robotics reviews
So, in my short life I have been changed from an ordinary girl into the keeper of the All Spark, fought alongside Alien Robots from another planet, saved the world twice (okay, maybe a few more times than that) and destroyed several cities and ancient monuments. But there are some things that even the craziest of lives doesn't prepare you for. And this is one of those things.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream, OC
Meet the Matrix reviews
It's been two years since I beat Megatron and saved the world. I guess I thought that it was all over after that, no more bad guys, normal life, well as normal a life as you can get when you're the All Spark. Turns out I was wrong. Now with new friends and old enemies I, Allison Shorecoat, am fighting once again to save the world. But this time, I don't know if I can save them all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream, OC - Complete
Being Human reviews
When the base is destroyed Optimus is assumed dead. But this couldn't be further from the truth. Mysteriously turned human Optimus seeks refuge with a small gang of social outcasts, but when the stakes rise to all new highs, he faces one hard decision after another and soon the question arises. How much of the old Optimus Prime survived the explosion?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Optimus Prime
I'm the All Spark? reviews
My name is Allison Shorecoat and I used to be a normal girl. But then I was hit by the All Spark and my life just went pear shaped. This includes befriending Decepticons and joining up with the Autobots, because apparently I have to save the world. Me? Save the world? That's the best joke I've heard in a while!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,282 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete