Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 39 Clues, Big Time Rush, and Boy/Girl Battle Series.
Name- Brittany (pronounced Brit-TUH-ney) Williams
Grade- 10th (high school, *shudders*)
About ME- Well, I go to a specialized school in Brooklyn, and I am really smart, (First Honors) and I'm awesome.
COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN
DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP
NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.
7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN
NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN
WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE
AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!
Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!!
I am very unpredictable, and and unexplainable, no need 4 all the extra info
Favorite books- I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE 39 CLUES BOOKS!!! (Especially book 3 and 10) I also love the Percy Jackson series, Twilight saga (although I'm kind of bored of it...) Heroes of Olympus, and Kane Chronicles
Favorite movies-Anastasia, This Is Us, Frozen, Frozen Fever (Not a movie, but, Wicked)
Favorite songs- Steal My Girl, Ready To Run, and a whole bunch more by One Direction
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yes)
You write fanfictions about the book. (Of course.)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (100% YOU NEED TO READ THE 39 CLUES!!!!!)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not accidentally...)
Everything reminds you of the book.(totally)
You quote random lines all the time.(yes)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Accio remote! Accio Ian Kabra!)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (So want to bring out my inner Cahill in Math class)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Don't have an IPod but I do on my computer and IPad)
You've got a book memorized. (Mostly)
You've read a book more than five times. (10 Times is my record! And counting. The Sword Thief, of course)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Vespers Rising was the book)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (YES!!!!! Irina was awesome!!!)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No...of course not...why would you think that?...pfft...)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes!)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stinkin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate taking medicine, copy and paste this into your profile
If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste
Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...
You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy
You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail
You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died
You've read all the books at least four times... and they still aren't old
You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already!
You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it
Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Ekaterina spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Ekaterina)
You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom
You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more...
One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because... well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are)
Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (George Washington's a Tomas)
Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above
You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files
Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much
You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website
You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives
You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is
You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website (which I have done!)
You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.
You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on
You've learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest
You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)
You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real(I have! Think about it. If the Cahills are real, how would you find out about them? You couldn't! You couldn't find out via the Internet, because the branches kill, hurt and/or threaten anyone that posts ANYTHING about them on it. Books? No! Because vary few copies of books about the Cahills are made, and each branch buys books about their own branch, and destroys them. The news? No. Don't you remember? The branch pays off the news channels so they don't air anything! So how would you find out huh? Huh? Huh? That's what I thought!)
Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series
You have a crush on one of the book characters
Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection
You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection
You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (in between the books, of course)
You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person
You wish you could meet all the authors
You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)
You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went
You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out
If you read this, and your head was on none-stop nod-mode, copy and paste this on your page! --By Lieutenant Evergreen
You have actually tryed to put together the clues
You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen
You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized
You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are
When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren't a good clue hunter
You predected that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madiline
You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?"
You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan
When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about
Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy
You have rewritten a song to be a Cahill version
You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking eachother the same way Hope/Author did
You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is
You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that
You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things
You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does
You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right
The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues
You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking
You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors
You desperetly want to be in the movie
You cheer every time someone says "39"
You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books
You say "go all Lucian"
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
So sweet, please don't break! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means.
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her.
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go.
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong.
When she ignores you Give her your attention.
When she pulls away Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared Protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand.
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes don't looks away until she does.
When she misses you she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers.
When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"
(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
9 Things I Don't Like
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.
Three men were hiking through a forest...
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
and he was able to row across
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across the bridge
Friends vs. Bes Friends
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS (whats funny is that i would do half of this crap for my bff's)
FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS will ask if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS take yours and shout, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS will help you with your drug problem. BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you.
FRIENDS hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS are probably the reason they are after you in the first place
FRIENDS let you make an idiot of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS will help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS will watch your pets when you go away. BEST FRIENDS won't let you go away
FRIENDS will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS will kidnap the band with you.
FRIENDS will help you move. BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boys stab you in the heart, and best friends poke each other with straws!
PUNS AND JOKES
Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now!
Q: A plane crashed yesterday and every single person died? Two people survived. How is this possible?
A: They were married
Q: Johnny's mother had four kids. The first was named May. The second was named April. The third was named June. What was the fourth named?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
Re Post This!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with herWhen she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
2.If you choose:
3. If your initial is:
4. If you were born in:
5. If you choose:
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
9.If you choose...
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(my mother has to jut out her chin because she foged up the mirror)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think this is cute.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
this is hilarious)
Man: Girl, you must be a thief because you stole my heart. Woman: Hun, I only steal valuable things
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: So... Your a girl huh? Woman: No, no i'm not
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done
LOL I was halfway through this when I thought, 'Hey this seems familiar' And then I remembered, I have a Brainbashers account and I saw this there and fell for it so I checked and read the thrid letter and I was right. Ha! You almost caught me! LOL! Thank you Brainbashers!
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