Author has written 66 stories for Harry Potter, Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Keeping Mum, Book X-overs, Devil Wears Prada, Hercule Poirot series, Merlin, Girls in Uniform/Mädchen in Uniform, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, Misc. Movies, Matilda, Star Wars, Golden Girls, Worst Witch, and His Dark Materials.
I live in European part of Russia, Jewish/Russian.
My avatar is Maggie Smith as Jean Brodie in the film 'The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie' (1969).
My Tumblr is dorothy-zbornak.tumblr.com.
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/773874/Hermione_Jean_McGonagall Here have original stories in English and Russian (my own and translates).
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2915763/Monica_Douglas Here I place ridiculous errors from fan-fictions with my ridiculous comments. (English / Russian)
My House is Gryffindor.
Me = Dorothy Zbornak Hermione Granger / Matilda Wormwood Manuela von Meinhardis.// OR Jo March Beth March (Little Women by Louisa May Alcott) // OR (really? yes! about 80% of me) Imogen Drill Constance Hardbroom (The Worst Witch (TV Series, not books which one of the best books I have read).
Imogen Drill/Constance Hardbroom is OTP (from The Worst Witch TV Series (not from books which I very like)). I love Imogen Drill very strongly. She's the best TWW character.
shortly about ID/H.B. (at least for every shipper). I loved Imogen before but I fell in love with her finally and irrevocably after the said phrase came to my mind (not because of phrase but because I immersed myself into ID/H.B. I make so called memes about them (read: photos and lesbian subtext :D) and other femslash things too #ID/HB (click and see, I made many things and I don't want to stop.)
I adore Maggie Smith, addict with Dorothea Wieck and Beawitched:))
Christa Winsloe is my hero, Bea Arthur is my role model and everything.
Dorothy Zbornak is one of the best characters ever. Ti amo, Dorothy. I am not The Golden Girls' fan, I am Dorothy's fan.
chemistress "... and yes, Maggie Smith is my favourite actress ... but of course it is a stroke of genius that she plays Minerva!"
My most favourite book is "Mathilda" by Roald Dahl.
UPD 09.26.2011 I was seeing film 'Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe' first on Television August, 14 2011 year and I fell in love with the film))) Why? Femslash!!!
I loved Jessica Tandy's character almost at once when I had seen her.
The books' end is veeery sad. T_T
"Mädchen in Uniform", 1931 (does not not next version) is FIRST and THE BEST femslash film ever (Ich liebe dich, Dorothea Wieck). So, of course I wrote fan-fictions.
Dorothea Wieck/Hertha Thiele in this film = (without dramatic the end) Minerva/Hermione = Jane Honey/Matilda Wormwood.
I adore Dorothea Wieck/Hertha Thiele in "Anna und Elisabeth" (1933) Add AU and this would be romance (like in the film but more) and happy end (instead of drama).
My top 3 favourite films are: Mädchen in Uniform (1931), Anna und Elisabeth, Een vrouw als eva.
Harry Potter": My favourite character is Minerva McGonagall & favourite pairing is Minerva/Hermione. Also my most favourite HP characters are Pomona Sprout, Remus Lupin, Tonks, Hagrid, and maybe some others. Yes, I love Trio but only as friends. I am not HG/RW or HG/HP shipper. My favourite canon couple is Remus/Tonks.
I like the show "Little Britain'' (but not everything). My favourite characters are Ray McCooney (he lives in Scotland (my favourite country) and play on pipe (I play on pipe too, on flute some on piano, and some on dulcimer)) and Mr. Mann (he's very ridiculous).
Please read and reviews my stories. I very want to know what you think.