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Author has written 2 stories for Knight Rider, and Alex Rider.

Some information about myself...

Name: wouldn't you like to know... Stalker!

Age: You should never ask a lady her age.

Gender: FEMALE

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but really fun to watch fall down the stairs!

I don't care if there's plenty more fish in the sea...I WANTED THAT ONE!! (FUNNY!!)

"Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy."

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

When life gives you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Today is a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

Today I was in the library and I got bored, so I picked up the Bible and started reading it. Some random guy walked up to me, pointed to the book and said, " The main character dies..." Then he walked away.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote, but refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "Did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'New and Improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "Life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

There's always that special someone... that you want to be hit by a truck.

Today, I found a sticker on some bananas that said "Guilt Free Snacking". I then put the sticker on My BOWL of ice cream.

If I'm gonna live like I'm dying then I'm gonna need a walker and nice retirement home.

When its cold enough to see your breath, I always make sure i breath out of my nose. It makes me feel like a DRAGON

Silence is Golden... but Duct tape is Silver...


"Even after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F..."

Those who say words can never hurt you have never gotten a dictionary thrown at them.

Never Go To Bed Angry... Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge...

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

It is so creepy that the word bed actually looks like one.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?

Astronomers were excited this week at having isolated a brief sound which occurred immediately before the Big Bang. Apparently, that sound was "uh oh."

The orthopaedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had fastened the seatbelt around it to stop it falling over. I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office." The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, man," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

To My Loving Wife: (Title of story)

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

From: Your Departed Husband

Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)


Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you do.

I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Parents spend the first part of your life teaching us to walk and talk and the rest telling us to shut up and sit down.

Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

I don't get mad; I get even: From TheBrightestNight's story Forget Me Never, Chapter two.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...Yes there are many people in the world. But God walks beside you always.

I'm a Christian and Proud! You don't have to be one either to believe in God!

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.


We love them for a million reasons, no paper does it justice.

It is a thing of not the mind but the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a chain love letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you love or like,

then the person will say "I love you" or "would you go out with me."



The consequences are:

If you break this chain letter,

you will have bad luck with future relationships.

If you don't, you will be a happy camper. Congratulations! !

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and LUCKIEST chain letter ever written on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must

IMMEDIATELY (within the hour) post it with the title Message

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: Youare conservativeand aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday - (that sucks, I have to wait 8 months!)

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Possess The Knight by EVRyderWriter reviews
After all the Knight family has been through, you'd think they deserve a break. But not if this old family skeleton, fresh from the closet, has his way. Sequel to "A Typical Knight Family Outing..." Enjoy!
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Maximum Ride: Legends Rising by Ruby Casablanca reviews
Angel has been hiding something devastating from the Flock, so what will she do to the one person who finally exposes her for what she truly is? What will happen to the Flock then? And what will happen to Max when she finds out that she is destined for something much more destructive than saving the world? Please read and review.
Crossover - X-Men & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,145 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 2/12/2011 - [Max, Fang] Warren W. III/Archangel, Angel - Complete
Sold to the Cullens by godschild4ever reviews
Max and the Flock are kidnapped and taken to the school. When the scientists decide they dont need them anymore they decide to sell them. Who will buy the flock? Rated T. Cannon Pairings!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,429 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/8/2011
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
From Failing Hands by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
The whole of England thinks that Alex Rider has been dead for two years, but when World War Three breaks out, he is the only one that can save them. With a price still on his head, will Alex try to keep his secret, or will he return for one last mission?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,884 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Fowl Meets Ride by emrys-ite reviews
Angeline Fowl adopts a small, black dog the same time Max loses Total. Coincidence? I think not. Okay, I suck at summaries. But this may get interesting. Read to find out. First chapter is kind of short, sorry. And yeah, I know the title sucks.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,379 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Artemis F., Max
Chuck vs The Brit by pulchra fabula reviews
MI6's best, Alex Rider, comes to Burbank CA and joins with Chuck and the team. Set after the first few episode of Season 4 of Chuck and after Crocodile Tears Alex Rider . Please R&R!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,095 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Casey/Alex C.
There goes my life again by rayv19 reviews
Alex and Jack go to San Francisco to spend spring break with the Pleasures. About halfway through he meets a girl with wings! Now he and Max embark on a journey to save the world and the flock.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010
Sam Vs The Californian Summer by The Solar Surfer reviews
An Alex Rider/Chuck crossover. Sam's new to California and she's not liking it. She's liking it a lot less with the hot weather, Buy More employees, and sword-wielding ninjas. The Bartowski team's hot on a infamous drug dealer while Miss Bartowski is crushing hard on a new boy she's just met. Of course, what are the chances of them all being connected? Rewriting elsewhere.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - [Alex R./Cub, OC] [Chuck B., Sarah W.] - Complete
Iunctus Per Nex by iRiot.Light reviews
Death. It happens to everyone. Death ruins relationships...though strangely also strengthen them. Alex Rider and Harry Potter are two boys connected by one common factor. The death of both their parents at a very young age.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011
Tertius Vita by Shan84 reviews
Post war and Hermione is struggling to deal with all of the public scrutiny. She decides to escape and attend muggle university for the time being. Who's the handsome stranger in Hermione's classes and why are Draco & Blaise here?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,809 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Spies, Wings, Lies and Findings by fleurgold reviews
Majorly Alternate Universe. Another mission, but this time, there's more to it than just investigating someone. When a certain group of kids gets involved, and a certain unit shows up boasting a new member, things just get more complicated.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010
Rough Flight by TeamFire reviews
A girl crash lands into the forest of the La Push res. The pack finds her and tries to assit, but she is anything but grateful. Follow Annie through her first love, losts, and victories. JacobXoc TwilightXMaximum Ride
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Jacob
KITT the Kat by Xire reviews
Set in the original KR universe. When KITT loses everything he ever cared for in a violent explosion, he wakes up to find himself in an ally and unmistakeably human. full summary inside. NOW COMPLETE!
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,280 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/27/2008 - KI2T - Complete
Dirty Side Down by Wide Spread Panic reviews
Fleeing from a world that has no place for him, KARR's path crosses that of another lost soul seeking escape from her past as well. First attempt at a Knight Rider fic, please R&R.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - KARR
To New Heights by Sarruby reviews
Alex has gone on a life-changing mission and lost his part of his humanity; Ben is assigned as his handler. How will they both cope with these changes? No Maximum Ride characters.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Knight Isn't Over by Native Knight reviews
**EDIT: This is a veeeery old story. Not one of my better ones, either. I don't suggest reading, for the sake of your eyes, but I'm going to keep it up for nostalgia's sake as my first completed fan fiction.** OC-oriented. After nineteen years apart, Kitt and Michael must find out what the new director of FLAG has up his sleeve before it's too late - with a little help.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,078 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Wings, Freedom, and Gibbs by tailendwriter reviews
A bird kid ends up in the Washington. D. C. She tries to steal from Jenny Shepherd, but ends up getting caught.Gibbs gets involved and is mistaked for an Eraser. Jenny has her babysitted and she meets and helps the rest of NCIS with trouble following her.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Unknown Factor by PersephoneWolf reviews
Fang and Harry are twins sharing the same soul. Set after Max and during GoF. Possibly some Fax later on. Rated T because I'm paranoid. Sorry about the sucky summary. This is my first fanfic. Please, please read and review. Flames are welcome! Needs beta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,786 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Fang - Complete
Hi, I'm Ranger Ride by girlreadsalot reviews
Summary will be the first chapter. I sound like a buttface when I say I need at least one review for each chapter. AND Just to get this of my chest I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR MAXIMUM RIDE! Insert frownie face here *
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Gone by zerflabt reviews
Max has endured horrible things, but what happens when the most horrible thing has happened? Can She ever forgive herself? Can she ever love again? Title subject to change. First Fanfic flames welcome. Rated T for language. R&R
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Max
IMPRINTED by HornTippedHalo reviews
The Flock lands in Forks, Washington. They have no home, but they rarely fight for their lives. Sorry about the summary. It isn't the best. The story is better that the summary... JAX Part Two started.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,970 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Max, Jacob
Hybirds, a Genius, and some fairies by Misty may springs reviews
The "school" and others like it are killing off all of failurs and sending the successes to a "school" in Ireland. Three hybirds soon make an escape. Just when they think there safe they run into a troll which leads then to the door of Artemis Fowl.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011
AI Ascended by Aethelgythe reviews
Sequel to "AI Rising". Michael and Sarah's daughter has finally regained her memory...and KARR has returned in the hopes of claiming her as his driver. Yes, KITT and KARR are in this one too! KR 2008 :D PLEASE R & R!
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,200 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - KI2T, KARR - Complete
Dark Magic by ImmortalObsession reviews
After the second Wizarding War Bella must live the life of the Muggle with Charlie in Forks, but what she doesn't count on is finding a family of vampires, werewolves, and a temperamental mind reader there. As it turns out, that stupid small town has almost as many secrets as she does. ON-HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 276,298 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella
Bella Enchanted by LauraLover reviews
Bella Swan is cursed to a life of obedience, helpless to anyone's order. After her mother's death Bella must ward off those that would use the curse against her. With a new home in Forks and the help of the mysterious Cullens can she finally find freedom?
Crossover - Ella Enchanted & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,614 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella
Lost Memories and Enemies by Lazerwolf314 reviews
Chuck wasnt always Chuck. He was Stone and he grew up with the flock. Now the CIA thinks the flock is working for the Ring and Chuck findsout that the CIA knew about the school and did nothing. Can Chuck protect the flock or will the Ring kill him first?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
TwiRide by Lozzy98 reviews
Maximum Ride meets Twilight. The Volturi join with The School to capture the flock and some trouble with the werewolves but will it turn out alright in the end? In this story Bella does not exist.I do not own Twilight or Maximum Ride. Fax.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,907 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Max, Edward
The Most Dangerous of All by Julesyo reviews
Artemis has moved on from fairies... to vampires and werewolves. The Cullens and the pack have met their match- in a 14 year old boy. A boy with the capacity to start a war between himself and 3 groups of magical creatures. After TP/During Eclipse
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Artemis F.
Logan's Daughter by Children of Darkness reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, her mutant powers surface, but one problem. She's adopted, and Charlie doesn't like mutants. How much trouble can the young witch get into? HP/XMEN/Twilight crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Bella
Run in with the Feds by Riley61 reviews
Maximum Ride is accused of murdering a Naval Officer. With NCIS in charge of the investigation, and Max in a constant struggle to get out of there as soon as possible, it's a wonder anyone gets out alive.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max - Complete
The Sorceress by annej96 reviews
Jess and Lucas have lived on the street since they were both very young, however they are far from normal and have powers greater then they can imagine. Please read full summary in side! its better then it sounds , so just please give it a chance! (Don't know if this will be continued...)
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Witch & Wizard - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,151 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
New Beginnings by EvFan5282 reviews
After Fang left, Max was kicked out of the flock and went to live with Dr. Martinez and Ella. When Dr. Martinez marries Charlie Swan, all sorts of events happen that could change Max's life forever. LOL, I know it's corny. I'm horrible at summaries.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,351 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Max, Bella
Little Wizard by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
A green eyed little boy will leave this Vampire family in puzzlement. One boy by the name of Harry Potter will turn the Cullen Family on their heads as he grows up and learns about magic. Mentions of Dursley Abuse! Renesmee involved! Original Pairings!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P.
Sacrifice by Katniss212 reviews
Max looses everything for them. But now, after everything, she finds herself buried in Forks, where she remains due to her Mother. In this world of secrets, will Max be able to hang on to hers? After StWaOES and Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Max, Seth
Wings In Hogwarts by EvFan5282 reviews
When the flock is flying in the middle of nowhere and find a strange barrier, the story of a lifetime unfolds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Max
Artemis Fowl and the Bird Kids Experiment by Dozen-Glass-Roses reviews
The flock is in Ireland, and disaster isn't far behind. featuring my OC Alley Jones! R&R
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
Broken Heart, Broken Wings by Super Awesome Chicken Duck reviews
When Max is kicked out of the flock, she goes to live with her Mom and her new husband Charlie in Forks. Will Max find love and peace? What will happen if the flock returns? T - to be safe!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,666 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Max, Jacob
Of Magic and Mutants by charcoalbrumby reviews
Cowritten with Unca Pafoo.Max Flock are created on Dumbledore's orders to protect HP. They're his unwilling, under..wait..UNpaid guards.Mostly stripped of free will,only when Voldemort is dead is the Flock free.Dunno pairs Fax,HPLL?T for rude gestures.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Max
A Day at the Office by Smoochynose reviews
After a nightmare of a morning Ziva just wanted a coffee. Unfortunately an old friend decided to drop by the office.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ziva D., Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Knight Returns by Connor846 reviews
A Knight Returns. My attempt at weaving the continuity of the first and the second series together.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
The Student Exchange Program by Lyrannae reviews
Our favorite Circle group is invited to experience a year at Hogwarts. Friendships form and their magical talents grow. But despite the sunshine, darkness is always lurking in the background. CoM/HP5. Rated T, just in case. **ON HIATUS** I am doing major re-writes; please see my profile for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,179 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008
Mission Impossible: Ride and Rider by YoursFeatherly reviews
Alex Rider gets a new mission. To babysit the Flock. Two-action packed worlds collide. Happens after Ark Angel and Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Rated T for material later... Mild-Medium Fax, and mild Nuzzy
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,902 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Kitts Kittens by TT Snim reviews
Kitt has has a litter of Kitt-ens. How will the world, and Michael Knight, cope. The shocker here is that this story has a real PLOT. I kid you not. One shot.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/27/2010 - KI2T - Complete
Spies meet wings by Pounce the Cat reviews
Alex Rider has to go to Brecon Beacons for safety. What happens when Max and her flock land in the middle of it, literally? Sorry suck at summaries Rated t for language just in case I might have Yassen come back from the dead DISCONTINUED! SORRY!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Max
A Typical Knight Family Outing by EVRyderWriter reviews
When Mike and KITT go out to lunch with the first Generation of Knight, both learn just how dangerous carrying the Knight name can be... A follow-up to "Familial State". Complete.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Tortall's Flock by Dozey212 reviews
Daine and Numair set off following reports of a Human Stormwing Who Is People from the animals, and find the Flock who were made by an evil mage. D/N. Faxness. Read and Review!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,180 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Alex Rider Meet Artemis Fowl, Your New Psychiatris by HeartbrokenMisadventure reviews
Alex thought he was done with his life of the strange and abnormal. But when the vilians of his past began attacking him in his dreams, he has no choice but to enter another, one filled with more abnormality than he might be able to take. *COMPLETE*
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Research and Developement of Harry Potter by Tinsnail reviews
Far before Hogwarts, the Dursleys loose custody of their nephew. Just when it looks like he will be spending his childhood in the welfare system, Vernon's cousin appears at Number 4 with the intent to adopt. Harry, meet Mr. Smithers. AU. Alex Rider x-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P.
Immortals and Avians by Griffinfeather reviews
Alanna the Lioness and Numair Salmalin are unprepared when Maximum and Fang Ride enter their world, armed with a strange warning from an old friend and possibly the ability to save Tortall from certain destruction. Tortall/Maximum Ride crossover.
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Tortall
Everlasting Changes by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
When would a teenage spy ever catch a break? Not when a new drug was invented to turn his life upside down and involving K-Unit once again. Will Alex Rider ever have a normal life? Or will it always involve changes for better, or for worse?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,058 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Dangerous by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Silver Whispers by serenaxvanderwoodsen reviews
The Cullen family is disturbed by some very unsettling news. Melinda Gordon tells them that she has seen a ghost--Elizabeth, who is looking for her son...Edward. More Twilight than Ghost Whisperer.
Crossover - Ghost Whisperer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Duty to the Dead by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
They say spies have no loyalty. They are wrong. But what happens when Alex finds something he is willing to sacrifice everything for? Can he find it in himself to betray his country, and do what is right? Rated T for violence and some strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
AI Rising by Aethelgythe reviews
The adventures of Sarah and Michael Knight's daughter. First KR fic. KR 2008. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Disclaimer: I do not own Knight Rider.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,821 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - KI2T - Complete
The MAIM Project by The Magic Bringer reviews
Bones has a secret. A secret that her latest case with Booth will uncover. Crossover with Harry Potter. BB
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - T. Brennan - Complete
The Circle Goes To Tortall by Ryuu Takeshi reviews
A plague has hit summersea. what will happen when the circle is forced to flee with their students and teachers. what is this mysterious new land they find themselves in? read and find out. my first fic.
Crossover - Protector of the Small Quartet & Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
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The Invisible Passenger reviews
Years had passed since he'd left, but now, for some reason, he had decided to go back there... He couldn't turn back, he could only move forward and hope that nobody noticed him. It shouldn't be too hard - he'd mastered the art of becoming invisible a long time ago, after all...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2013
Life is crazy! reviews
It all started with a letter in a bombsafe. That's all; a simple sheet of paper with some words on it. Who knew that this would happen? Nobody, because life is just plain crazy.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011