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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687114, Profile Updated: 04-19-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.

Name: you can call me Ana.

Age: *PRIVATe* ..

Location: don't tell anyone *whispers* I'm a Martian..

Looks: I'm a girl with average height with long light brown hair and chocolate eyes.

Other Websites: Facebook, Zedge.

Current FanFics: I have written a Draco one-shot and a HARRY/LUNA multishot is in progress. also a Drarry is in progress too..

OBSESSED WITH HARRY POTTER

OBSESSED WITH THE LORD OF THE RINGS

Favourite Authors: JR R Tolkien, J K Rowling, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austin, Dan Brown, Edgar Allan Poe, Anne Rice, Stephen King and lots . . .

Top 3 favorite movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, and ummmm .. . harry potter

Top 3 favorite bands: stings, police, credence clearwater revival, nirvana, blue, will.i.am, chris cornell, eminem, akcent, sons of sylvia, otep, Linkin Park, fort minor, feltbeats .. .ooops its more than three.

Top favorite actors/actresses: Johnny Depp, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Helena Bonham Carter, Kiera Knightly

Least favorite actors/actresses: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, john travolta

Dislikes: twilight, BELLA, Waking up, Justin Bieber,BELLA, Miley CyruS, BELLA, Hypocrites, Justin Bieber,Ginny Weasley, BELLA, Rules...Did I mention BELLA?

Likes: Being EVIL!, scaring little kids,exasperating my siblings,SLEEPING,joking around, Reading DRAMOINE and DRARRY fics, and eating chocolate, DRINKING WATER DRINKING CHOCOLATE DRINKING SOFT DRINKS DRINKING WATER DRINKIGN JUICES..

Twilight Team: Jasper

Harry Potter Team: Draco, Dark!Harry, and Draco/Harry

Favorite Quotes:

cover her face; mine eyes dazzle; she died young.

"in the Slytherin universe, everything has a price, so everything is negotiable- but Gryffindors didn't think like that. They sneered at deals. If they liked you, they'd do anything for you; if they didn't, it would be snowing in Hades before they'd so much as spit on your burning corpse." Harry's New Home by kbinnz


Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? The Deathly Hallows

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? The Goblet Of Fire

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Draco!

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin.

But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Peeves

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? ahhhhh. . Hagrid!!!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? seeker

Who do you want to make friends with? Draco, Fred, and George

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Fred and George

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because we could pull pranks on everyone.. .

Which character in the book can you relate to? Harry, minus the superhero part ^_^

What pet would you get? An eagle owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? a firebolt with me on it

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? yes

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? pinch him to make sure he is real.

What would be his reaction to your reaction? " owww "

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? nope.

Favourite canon pairing? Draco / Hermione

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Draco.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do? Hermione

Post a character that has the same eye color as you? Hermione?

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Bubble gum Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Ginger

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Blond

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)just spend a day making it turn awesome.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? The Marauders like the Marauders or like all the people in their era? Sirius

What would your Patronus take shape in? A cat of some sort

What would be your Animagus form? fox

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James.

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Invisible

Harry or Ron? harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Krum

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate Frogs.

Death Eaters or Aurors? Death Eaters,

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldie

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? first, i wish to see how able i am^_^.

Is this survey fun or boring? Fun.

Your FanFiction preferences:

Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Draco and Hermione and Drarry

Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? Harry and Ginny

Favourite kind of FF? humor!

Least favourite kind of FF? I don’t think I have one.

Things you hate seeing in a FF? Nothing i can think of at the moment..


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile



You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Malfoy
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Tom Felton is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say sissy


If you are a true Slytherin and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest man in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you support homosexuality, even though you're not like that, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know how to play an instrument that ISN'T made out of plastic copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you think of Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.


I just saw Twilight. It's labeled a vampire film, but I don't know why. THose were not vampires. It sunlight makes you sparkle, you're definetly a unicorn.

Bella: You're pale white and ice old. I knopw what you are. Edward: Say it! Out loud! Bella: . . . Ice Cream!

Team Jacob, becuase real men don't sparkle.

Ouch papercut! . . . OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . . . I SAID: OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . Jasper come bite me! :D

I'm joining Jacob's pack tomorrow. Yep, Jacob Black's pack. Uh-huh, be jealous, I'm a werewolf and you are a MORTAL! . . . *whispers* I wish (..

If you EVER see a werewolf, six foot two, black hair, amazing abs, standing in the woods fighting with a bronze-haired, hot, pale guy that sparkles . . . LET. ME. KNOW!

Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He lives in the woods, doesn't kill humans, and glitters in the sunlight . . . he's OBVIOUSLY a fairy!

Forget being a princess, I wanna be a werewolf! ..




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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOURE AGAINST JUDGEMENT

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (... -_-)
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (witch of Hogwarts and proud of it! xD)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (sometimes)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.




95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Tom Felton

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
Black

3. Your first initial?
S

4. Your month of birth?
May

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Hermione Granger

7. Your favorite number?
7

8. Do you like California or Florida more?
Florida.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
That I could get enough money to live in peace for some time.

Alright, answer time!





1. You are completely in love with this person.
HELL YES!!!

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love. Weird... not really...
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever. Well that's... depressing...
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. I hate change...
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.
Really??

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
Pretty good.. .

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.ummmm


Put your iPod on shuffle.

For each question, write the next song as your answer.

YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

What is your motto?

how deep is your love -- akcent

What do your friends think of you?

human -- the killers

What do you think about very often?

Bad Moon Rising

What is 2+2?

1973 -- james blunt

What do you think of your best friend?

Eshghe tou -- babak rahnama

What do you think about the person you like?

billionaire -- Bruno mars,Travis McCoy

What is your life story?

smells like teen spirit -- nirvana

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Invincible -- skillet

What do you think when you see the person you like?

Welcome To My Life -- Simple Plan

What do your parents think of you?

broken --seether ft Amy lee

What will you dance to at your wedding?

A Thouasnd years -- Sting

What will they play at your funeral?

Half The Man I Used To Be -- Nirvana

What is your hobby/interest?

Hey There Delilah -- Plain White T's

What is your biggest secret?

Every Breath You Take -- Police

What do you think of your friends?

Leavin' -- Jesse Mccartney

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Full Moon --The black Ghosts

How will you die?

System -- Chester Bennington

What is the one thing you will regret?

Everything I Cant Have -- Robin Thicke

What makes you laugh?

No Te Veo -- Casa De Leones

What makes you cry?

I Turn Around The World --Akcent

Will you ever get married?

Not Afarid -- Eminem

What scares you the most?

Daniel -- Bat4Lashes

Does anyone like you?

She Wolf -- Shakira

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

happy or you -- Edward Maya

What Hurts Right Now?

whatever happened -- the stokes

What will you repost this as?

Slow Life --Grizzly Bear

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

swaggered into the dungeon, his right arm covered in bandages and bound up in a sling, acting, in Harry’s opinion, as though he were the heroic survivor of some dreadful battle.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air. . .

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Joan Of Arc

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:34 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:34 pm .. WOW! i am a genius!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

just my music. ..

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, when I went for a walk.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Rise Of The dark angel , Dark Harry Fanfic.

9. What are you wearing?

white trousers and red shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

nope. . didn't sleep last night.

11. When did you last laugh?

laugh? an hour ago i think.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

not my territory so nothing interesting, a painting, calenders, clock, swords .. n yeah that is it. .

13. Seen anything weird lately?

looked into the mirror. that thing that looked back seemed extraterrestrial.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Tangled.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to Harry Potter.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i wear spectacles.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make Hogwarts and everything Relating to it real

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I'm not great at it

20. George Bush:

... too tired to comment

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lily

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Draco. ..

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

ummm .. maybe.. . no. i love being here.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

since you have been in Hell already . . .


The Hogwarts Rules

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

5. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

6. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".

11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

13. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".

14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

16. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.

17. - I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

18. There is no bring a muggle to school day.

19. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."

20. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

21. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort.

24. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."

25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'.

27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"

28. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'

30. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

31. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, GO!'

32. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.

33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.

37. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

39. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

41. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a T-shirt that says 'All the good-looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

42. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus's Animagus form.

43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.

44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a broom cupboard together to see if hot gay sex will occur is not appropriate.

45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.

46. Teaching first years to chorus in unison 'The amazing bouncing ferret' whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh.

48. Murmuring 'I see dead people' every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

49. I will not replace Professor Snape's Pumpkin Juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake.

50. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh


1, What color is your toothbrush?

blue & white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

my lil neice

3, What were you doingat 8 am this morning:

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

eating

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

chocolate!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No. . .

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

i haven't seen your socks!!!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

.. chocolate:D

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

coke

10, Do you like your wallet?

yup

11, What was the last thing you ate?

noodles

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yeah!

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Cricket Worldcup

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

:O There's different flavors in popcorn?? O.o OMG!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My friend Katara

16, Ever go camping?

nah

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

. . . I did when I was 5

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

nope i m a Muslim

19, Do you have a tan?

yaeh

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

never

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No.

22, What did your last text message say?

sorry

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

sleeping then concentrate on more sleeping

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

errr . .my door?

26, What color is your watch?

black

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Bret lee

28, What is your birthstone?

forgot ^_^

29, Do yougo in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru. ..

30, What is your favorite number?

7!!!!!!

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Katara

32, Any plans today?

Nope,

33, How many states have you lived in

1

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

where the hell are my spectacles!!. .

35, Last song listened to?

fragile -- sting

36, Can you say the whole alphabet backwards?

too lazy to try right now

37, Do you havea maid service clean your house?

Yep,

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

my gladiator sandals

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yeah. . .

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I guess so...

41, Do you love anyone?

Yeah. . .

42, Do any of your friends have children?

yup

43, What do you usually do during the day?

A LOT

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yeah, this one girl who has been provoking me im all hatred for her and ready to explode

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yeah :)

46, What color is your car?

I don't have a car,

47, Do you like cats?

used to. then she died. and them my mom wouldn't let me have another one .. :(

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

yes, my cat.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

... What is Six Flags?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

road accident.


My mother taught me . . .

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"




I


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism repost this.




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76% of teenagers would scream if Justin Bieber tried to jump of a building. Paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 24% screaming 'do a backflip!'

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you have good aim.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselv




Name:

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Sadaf

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Sadizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Ana Lane

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Khasaeem ( that sounds funny)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Aanawsm

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Simi

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Linsy


Favorites (Harry Potter)

Weasley?

Fred and George

Character, Overall?

Harry

Female Character?

Hermione

Male Character?

its a tie between Harry and Draco

Group Of Characters?

The next generation.

Adult?

Sirius :'(

Professor?
Snape

Ship?

Ron Hermione

Spell?

Sectumsempra

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs

Place?

Hogwarts -

Weasley Twin?

Fred

Product?

Broomsticks.

Shop?

Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy, or Ginny

Character, Overall?

Umbridge

Female?

Umbridge,

Male?

Peter Pettigrew.

Adult?

Peter Pettigrew...

Student?

Zacharias Smith

Spell?

Wingardium Leviosa

Book?

are you crazy??

Ship?

Ehh... Harry/Ginny. . i hate hate hate them together

Sweet?

blood lollipop?

Death Eater?

Greyback

Shop?

Ollivander's

Place?

Azkaban.

Professor?

Umbridge, of course.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

they fit together perfectly.

Harry/Hermione?

I love the couple :)

Harry/Ginny?

... I can't tolerate them!!!

Harry/Luna?

i have a feeling that the could do well together .

Harry/Pansy?

Thank you for putting a simply vile picture in my head :S

Ron/Lavander?

no

Ron/Luna?

ummmm NO

Ron/Pansy?

I'd rather not.

Ron/Fleur?

Hell No!!

Hermione/Krum?

come one! you are not serious!!

Hermione/Draco?

one of the favorites ..

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

no!!!

James/Lily?

perfect

Lily/Snape?

however much my heart weeps for Snape, No

Lily/Sirius?

nah, Sirius is too cool

Lily/Lupin?

just, No.

Tonks/Lupin?

Of course!

Draco/Pansy?

Ew, no,

Fred/Angelina?

I like this, but I also like George/Angelina

Bill/Fleur?

They're perfect for each other! make a very glamorous couple if you ask me. .

Harry/Cho?

HATE her!!!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione! I hate Ginny

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape

Fred Or George

both

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione,

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione. Ron and Luna . . .no

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Hermione.

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?

gah, not Krum!!

Butterbeer or Fire Whiskey?

Butterbeer

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.duh!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

The Three Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley .. ooh how i would eat Florean Fortesque's sundae. . mmmmmmm

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

bertie bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

The Daily Prophet.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Rita Skeeter.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor.




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Thats it for now. did i bore you enough? did i ? did i? did i? did it exasperate you? do tell me.

oh no! don't smack your-- i told you!! now go get some ice for your hand ..

and im gonna go hunt a guy named

TOM FELTON.

hahaha.

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Parallel Quest by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas' experiences & emotions during the period covered by the LOTR. Extension of 'The Nameless One' series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 338,032 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 368,417 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Harry Potter People by Lestat Lebrat reviews
The title says it all.I am writing a story about how to annoy certain characters from HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Fight For, for what? by BoundIrishAngel reviews
WIP - previously: Unexpected Confidant - Draco keeps being plagued by nightmares and even though there's someone wanting to help, Draco learnt early on to trust no one but himself. Will he be able to open up and accept the offered help? and at what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
What Might Have Been Series by Nightshade's sydneylover150 reviews
How much of Harry's story would have been different if Professor Snape had just looked down at the boy's parchment that first day of class... Mentor/Guardian Snape one-shot series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When Hermione Calls by Fluffy Green Thing reviews
What if Hermione called instead of Ron in the 3rd book? How would this be different? Dursley-mocking, OOC, One-shot, no pairings. Made just for fun while hyper at 2am. Hope you like it! *Changed to full-blown story because of popular demand*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How to Manage Mischief by Stine8503 reviews
This story follows Sirius Black through Seven years at Hogwarts. From his start, being sorted differently than his entire family, him becoming a Marauder, and his eventual escape from the House of Black. Lots of amusement, resentment and friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sirius B.
150 ways to annoy Lucuis Malfoy by BigBlackEyes reviews
If you want to annoy Lucius Malfoy read this. If you want to start now here are some possible suggestions: Call him Lucy... Put itching powder in his underwear
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Lucius M., OC
Let Us Remember by Lyric Medlie reviews
Happy May 2nd. Such a bittersweet day, indeed. Let us remember those who fought so gallantly for Harry, for Hogwarts, for the Wizarding World. -How Harry and family remember those lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Quidditch Fever by Princess In Love reviews
A cute story in Oliver Wood's PoV,about the new Seeker in Gryffindor Quidditch team
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Oliver W., Harry P. - Complete
And How He Has Grown by Starr123 reviews
One shot. A possible version of events after sirius' death in the OOTP. Dumbledore's POV. R&R :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Almost Should've by Kittenn1011 reviews
It hit him like a ton of bricks but somewhere deep inside him, he already knew it . Severus Snape ponders a memory he saw during the first Occlumency lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Her little boy by lunatih reviews
A mother's love is sometimes hard to bear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Can't Forget You by KJmom reviews
It's been twenty years since Harry died in the fight against Voldemort and Draco still can't let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Getting what i want by mistressluckless reviews
Malfoy wants Harry and Malfoys always get what they want. Don't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Feeling Wicked by Written Fire reviews
Hermione's green. And only Harry really understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Anyone But You by Celticbells12 reviews
No Slash. OOTP. Harry and Snape somehow found themselves trapped...in a Ministry elevator with only each other for company. A humorous situation ensues and both can agree that they'd prefer anyone else to the "Greasy Git" and the "Gryffindor Brat".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cauldron by Silk and Shells reviews
Has barely anything to do with cauldrons, actually. Just read it. It's short. - Harry and Severus participate in a very peculiar detentions including insults from Severus and oddly intelligent remarks from Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chronic Insomnia, Now Gone by Elatine Routwick reviews
Harry is having difficulty sleeping, Draco sings him a lullaby. HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Pillow for Companionship by luck-life reviews
The telly's not working again and with Harry chasing evil doers, all Draco can do is pout and talk to Harry's pillow. H/D Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The First Snow of Winter at Hogwarts by yeahishipdrarry reviews
Harry is pulled from his walks by Draco who drags him to the roof to see the first snowflake... Twist at the end... SLASH oneshot Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beer, Boyfriends and Bedroom Talk by Sophia Clark reviews
Hermione is in for a shock when she pays her boyfriend a visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Warm Smile and Even Warmer Arms by SlytherinCrowned reviews
"There is nothing you can say to get you out of this, Malfoy. Just get it through your head that we. are. over."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Pad The ipad that Harry Potter uses by roxake19 reviews
'Voldie and the death-eating pimps are going to the Ministry! YO!-11:15'.Crack fic. Warnings: Twitter, ipads,AVPM references. Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Song To Make You Stay by Never.A.Morning.Person reviews
You want your things weak and not broken, and you can't tell sarcasm from I love yous to save your life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If You Asked Him, He'd Lie by BecauseFandom reviews
What Harry really thinks of the statue in Godric's Hollow. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fights, Confessions, Friends by MagixDiana reviews
Harry and Draco are fighting in a hallway and something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unlikely Hero by LetheSara reviews
"It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was." Lucius Malfoy had a reputation, and not a particularly pleasant one at that. But it didn't matter, not to the people who did. Not to his family, and especially not to his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
From a Distance by simeysgirl reviews
From a distance, it looks like everything is fine; normal, even. We know different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We Can Do It by TeamFreeWill94 reviews
Harry and Remus are grieving the loss of Sirius. Harry had been mumbling to himself for 48 hours but when he speaks to Remus directly, he has a plan. What's the plan? Can Remus be convinced? Learn what happens when they meddle with time. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Never Underestimate Hermione Granger by aprilonfebruary reviews
"You were saying, pug-face?" She smirked. Pansy just stood there, shocked at what she saw. Hermione turned and faced Draco who was obviously gaping at her. Her smirk became more definite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Regrets by mynextlife reviews
He really shouldn't have let her go. Now Draco has her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Let me introduce, the phone by Hakudoushi kawaii ne reviews
Harry knew having Draco Malfoy as a boyfriend would be tricky but surprisingly it's rather easy. Fluffy bickering, DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Discovering Stuff You Should Not Know by Silk and Shells reviews
Harry discovers Snarry and some freaky thing called 'm-preg'. Warning: This is not a good story. But R&R, anyways?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Eyes by KJmom reviews
Snape sadly explains why Harry's eyes are simply his own. Possibly one-shot follow-up to A Professor's Confessions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just A Dream harry potter by alphaladywolf reviews
This is my first fanfiction. Hermione has lost her best friend. Is it real? Can she move on? Or is it realy just a dream. Warning: Someone dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
At Shell Cottage by plinker5x5 reviews
An alternate look at what might have happened at Shell Cottage after the heroes escape Malfoy Manor. Bellatrix's torture caused Hermione to lose more than anyone suspected. One-shot. Hr/R, Hr/H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
In My Child's Eyes by hpbrat2 reviews
Severus sings to his son as the young boy fights sleep. Song fic. Sev is OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Adopted by LAB Rats reviews
Harry doesn't want to stay for the winter holidays. He isn't going to the Burrow. He isn't going to his relatives. where is he going? And why doesn't he want to tell Dumbledore? Who adopted Harry Potter without telling Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pen Pals by Seal1 reviews
Severus Snape is a spy by nature and by training. As such it infuriates him when he realizes that he knows virtually nothing about the real Harry. He takes steps to enhance his knowlege.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Vanity of a Vanity by bcandii reviews
Draco is a creature, Harry is his mate, but will either realize before it's too late? Harry/ Draco slash, Hermione/ Luna femslash. No details.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Utopia by DaughterOfAres reviews
Snape, Harry, and Draco are slowly learning to become a family. Sometimes, they require assistance. Snape adopts Harry and Draco. In response to the Xanadu challenge by Lady Lanera. Entrant in the 2011 Fic Exchange on PotionsAndSnitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Thousand Cranes by Bambeah reviews
They say that if you fold a thousand cranes, your wish will come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Disenchant the Disenchanted by I Will Disappear reviews
And I watch as you give them love; and i can't help but wish it was me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A King and His Pawns by A-BondofFlame-R reviews
Draco Malfoy never really cared about any of these people. They were all just idiots, part of his plan for the one person he ever gave a second thought. Who he had to crush in the process didn't matter to him. Slash, a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
7 Days Confession by 7.Days.of.Summer reviews
Draco tries to confess, Harry just can't deal with it. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always by shoreofeternity reviews
A distraught Harry Potter is tired of his Wizarding life - the press won't leave him alone. After a long period of debate, he decides to leave the Wizarding World. Perhaps he can find solace away from it all, with the one he truly loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Own House by MiuBlaze reviews
Snape finds out that he can't take points from Gryffindor on Harry's account anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cruel reality by Live to anger the World reviews
This was reality. He hates him, always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pain by OrangeZest100 reviews
Idea came from Shawntel's "Impossible". Something horrible happened to Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Afraid Of The Dark by NickiForDraco reviews
Draco Malfoy is afraid of the dark, he tries to confront his fears, but when that doesn't work of course Harry stinking Potter comes to the rescue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Earnest Confessions by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Sometimes honesty is the best policy. SLASH Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Hermione' by tigersilver reviews
AU. EWE. A little peek into the mind of Girl Wonder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taking Chances by NickiForDraco reviews
Draco takes a chance and tells Harry how he feels. But will Harry feel the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Drarry Valentine's Day Note by Suffocated Entity reviews
Valentine's Day is a holiday where it is encouraged to come clean with your feelings towards the person you love. This tradition holds true to many, even the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perspicacity by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Draco has an epiphany and tells Harry about it. SLASH Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where Draco and Harry Become Friends by babygirl121896 reviews
Title says it all. It's dialouge only, one-shot. For Valentine's Day, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr Weasley by magelie reviews
"What?" Harry exclaimed, "You want to be Mrs. Potter?" HHr Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Moody Hogwarts by Chocolatekat reviews
What would happen if Hogwarts decided to take a more active roll in the students relationships in her Halls? Girl/Girl,Guy/Guy, Girl/Guy/Guy Disclaimer: I own no Harry Potter Characters or location. I own no references to Pure Dead Magic by Debi Glior
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Discussion About Hair by rosepetal704 reviews
Harry and Snape have a discussion about hair...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
There Is No Line by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
"Loyalty. Supposedly, not a Slytherin quality, but the night Greyback drags Potter into his dining room Draco finds out that he has it in spades" Draco figures it out way before Harry does. *Draco POV*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy's Desire by BronzeNifler168 reviews
Malfoy and Goyle go looking for the room of requirement. This story contains Drarry slash but nothing more than a kiss. this is also fluffier than I expected. Part of the Mirror Miror challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Malfoy Gets What A Malfoy Wants by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Figuring Things Out by These Guilty Pleasures reviews
Remus babysits 11-month-old Harry for an afternoon, but when Harry wakes up with a bad cold Remus doesn't know what to do
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Drunk Owling by narbiglarb reviews
A collection of letters Harry receives in the middle of the night from intoxicated people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Chivalry by AmayaSora reviews
"Your notions of chivalry are seriously flawed, you know that?" HPDM, oneshot, Hogwarts-era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Professor Lupin's Cub by Lupinisthebest88 reviews
Harry is sick and Professor Lupin takes care of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Spell gone wrong by WiseGirl reviews
Dialogue fanfic about when Draco's spell went wrong, and he accidentally transported him and Harry to an unknown location... SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Absolute Ferret by imbananasfordananas reviews
Harry's thoughts on the subjuct of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Habit by PB Headless reviews
Teddy watches Harry put up protection spells early in the morning. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by EruditeWitch reviews
Harry strives for a normal life, but finds that normalcy is not in the cards for him when someone he thought was out of his life for good needs his help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Are Some Irresistible Trousers by narbiglarb reviews
Draco sends a letter to Harry while absolutely intoxicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Oreo Incident by Madame Zephyrus reviews
Harry wakes up to a big mess and thinks the worst. He wished Draco would stop snickering about it. Slash Draco/Harry DM/HP AU One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lycanthropy and Lies by narbiglarb reviews
Remus Lupin is disgusted by New Moon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Remus L., Jacob - Complete
Mismatched by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Harry goes to a matchmaker and the person they come up for him is Draco Malfoy of all people. What happens when the two have to go on three dates? Will Harry survive? HarryxDraco. COMPLETE! Epilogue now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,213 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Sucks by narbiglarb reviews
He's also an irritating cabbage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Vampire Boyfriends by Indee reviews
Harry has to fight a vampire for Draco's honor. Only they're not dating. Yet. Cracktastic. H/D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Temper by PieRSquared reviews
This is a short drabble on Harry's temper as seen through Draco's eyes. Has that view changed at all from when they were schoolchildren? WARNING: SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voldemort Sucks by narbiglarb reviews
He's also a jerk
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Light In The Dark by StormyFireDragon reviews
What happens when Harry finds out that his mentor is nothing but a liar? What happens when said mentor moved his twin sister away? mild slash HP/CD HG/DM Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. No details, but the story is SLASH. Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory are a couple though i don't write porno style of their relationship with one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,898 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scream by inked-jaeger reviews
Sometimes, all Draco felt like doing was to scream. Scream his heart out, scream in dismay that Harry Potter would never be his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When I Can't Love by SomeStrangeDay reviews
"Do you love me?" he questioned. "Would you die without me, your heart shattered? Would you be able to pick yourself back up if I left? Would you do anything for me? No. You wouldn't." short one-shot. please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Club Harry by Indee reviews
Draco won't dance and it's Harry's birthday, so Harry takes matters into his own hands. Pre-existing relationship. H/D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Choose by LovingYouAtFirstSight reviews
Harry is sick of Draco's split personality. WARNING SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You are the only exception by Flow16 reviews
Draco looked down and reached out to fix Harry's glasses that were slightly crooked on his nose.He let his thumb brush over Harry's cheek.The skin there was warm on Draco's cool fingers."You are the only exception""Darling you are my only exception"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Favorite by cassieerin reviews
He would tell me...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HPDM Song Drabbles by Lurking Silence
10 song drabbles all HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MrSquishyface IS MISSING! by MovingSomewhereElse reviews
Has Jasper gone insane? Why is Bella being questioned? Where is Edward at? Why did Emmett call Bella? READ TO FIND OUT! Made for BINGO in English.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Explosive by TangiblyYours reviews
"They seemed so precariously drawn to one another, as though they were opposite poles of two different magnets. Whether in the form of love or hate, they were inseparable." And no one could ever really understand it. HPDM slash, slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Sticks, Duels and Notes by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
A list of notes passed by the Marauders during a particularly boring lecture... with a twist. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
The Jumper by jellyman09 reviews
Harry, Draco and a Weasley Christmas jumper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth about Harry Potter by CaramelAriana reviews
Just a fun little ficlet in which I interview some characters to find out the truth about the Harry Potter stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Pebbles by Vindeen reviews
It lay in his hand. Innocent. Pale. It should be bloody red!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Romeo, Romeo by Kaoru2.50 reviews
A week has passed. The play is over, the war between the houses is resolved, and things at Hogwarts have returned to normal. Well, mostly... HPDM,some DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Could Have Happened by Devastate reviews
Harry Potter weird FF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coloring Pictures in the Afternoon by VivaJuanita reviews
Harry leaves for a couple hours and returns to find Draco coloring with Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friday I'm in Love by Froody reviews
Malfoy leaned against the table and examined a fingernail. "McGonagall wants to see us. Something about illicit drinking and imminent expulsion." - Everything changes in one week, one detention, and one bottle of Firewhiskey on the lawn. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Literally His by DracoSheikahCharaJutsu reviews
Draco Malfoy was happy. Not only was his worst nightmare not possible, his fantasies were finally coming to life. To put it simply the dark lord was dead and the Savior was his. Like, literally his. DM/HP slash, T for mild kissing. 1 shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
October Lights by Eden Lies reviews
You never realize how important something is to you until it is far beyond your reach. Mild, onesided DracoxHarry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter to Potter by StormyFireDragon reviews
The sequel of For Love of a Slytherin. Harry and Draco arrived home from their honeymoon in Niagara Falls. They were happy and blissful, basking in the brightness that was in their hearts. The Dark Forces are on the move. With a new enemy, can the love they have survive? SLASH Draco and Harry. Don't like same sex pairings, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invisible by Amazonia reviews
An unwanted guest invades the peaceful atmosphere for most of the inhabitants of Grimmauld Place. Harry refuses to revoke his decision, but why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
HD 'Accio, Potter' by tigersilver reviews
AU;EWE: Hogwarts 6th Year, November. A freak Quidditch match accident leads Draco to take a dive thru' some unexpected territory, all to save Potter from going 'splat!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Plan by xXYouXAreXMyXHerioneXx reviews
Ron and Ginny have a plan to get Draco and Harry together. Hermione is unsure and Luna's just along for the ride. CONTAINS SLASH AND FEMSLASH. Harry/Draco. Mentions of Hermione/Ginny and Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Learnt to Live as Charmed a Life by khasael reviews
Draco would swear he's the world's unluckiest person. Maybe the answer to his problem lies in Harry Potter, whose life is seemingly charmed. He resolves to stick as close to Potter as possible, in the hopes that maybe some of that luck will rub off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleep Away by fyren galan reviews
Draco shrank into himself; there couldn't possibly be anything worse than Snape being murderously angry with him— "Detention to you too, Potter, for finding this amusing." Oh, shite. It was worse. Harry/Draco preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adventures Of The Retarded Kind: Take 1 by tartanbanana reviews
Welcome to our new show Adventures Of The Retared Kind where we will see: Voldemort and Grindelwald playwrites! Harry obsessed with Twilight! Draco trying to court Hermione! The Death Eaters performing King Lear and much much more. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gryffindor Knight, the Slytherin Queen by AuroraExecution reviews
Full title: "The Gryffindor Knight, the Slytherin Queen, and the Seven Weasleys". A fairytale full of humor, crack, arguing, random royalty, and crack. And did I mention crack? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Love of a Slytherin by StormyFireDragon reviews
The battle in the Department of Mysteries is over. Harry receives his inheritance and things change rapidly for him. Love appears to him with the most unlikely of person. The forces of light must prove love conquers all. SLASH HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,678 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Evil Harry Potter Thing! by Lithoniel reviews
Draco loves tormenting Harry. What if the tables are turned, even just once? Very slight D/H, OotP. Short drabble/oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My New Perspective by tartanbanana reviews
I spend the rest of my classes trying to envision the millions of ways our path's could cross, how you would react? So far rejection and sworn love are neck and neck. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Not To Stop A Stalker by tartanbanana reviews
What if Tom Marvolo Riddle had another motive in the Chamber of Secrets..... DISCLAIMER: we in no way shape or form own Harry Potter, but we can still dream : please R&R we will give you cookies! *yummy*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Getting To The Bottom Of Things by SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cooking Incidents by Tale Kayler reviews
HPDM A quick drabble in which Harry and Draco cook dinner. Draco has a bit of a problem with frozen foods...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
16 Ways to tell you are obsessed with Harry Potter by tartanbanana reviews
ever wondered if you are completely obsessed with the beloved scar wearing boy and his advenntures...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Dementors by tartanbanana reviews
What were the dementors that attacked Harry in OoTP thinking... bit weird we know :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
I Once Was Lost But Never Found by tartanbanana reviews
what happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy get drunk in the Room of Requirement together ... definitely not what you would normally think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Meets Fanfiction by tartanbanana reviews
Voldemort, a computer and a locked room fully furnished with prisoners as a bonus...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to stun Harry Potter by brissygirl reviews
Summary: After finally defeating Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts, all Harry wants is to sleep for a week. Warnings: pre-slash, open ending
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything by BriBriBumbleBee reviews
Harry has a guitar and doesn’t hesitate to sing about the one he loves, in front of the courtyard. Fluffy fluffer fluff! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serious Rivalry by Vio6136 reviews
When Harry meets Draco 10 years later, they suddenly find a tentative friendship based on the past. But, really, it only takes one suggestive comment… HarryDraco. Light, fun, cute
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mudblood Act by shoreofeternity reviews
A green flash raced towards Hermione, a figure threw itself in front of her. The figure fell, Hermione looked down, it was Harry Potter, a curse hit her and she fell unconscious. Weeks later, she was auctioned off to a robed figure. Harry? Is that you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10595 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Delusions by sick-atxxheart reviews
Everyone is surprised when Harry and Draco come in to the Great Hall with their hair colors switched. Everyone is even more surprised when it turns out that Draco and Harry have quite their own little surprise for them. Funny fic, you won't regret it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Trouble with Trousers by Wayward Awesome reviews
Draco is all up for an afternoon wrestle. With his own trousers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tutored by Stormie Night reviews
Draco is failing Defense class. He needs a tutor and the professor picked just the one. Will Draco survive? AU, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
At the Movies: Twilight by LadyKatie reviews
#4 in the "Harry and Draco at the Movies" series. Harry still doesn’t appreciate Draco’s taste in movies, or Twilight. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dear diary, by kspaghetti reviews
Crackpot oneshot. Draco's pre-war journal about harry. Just for the lulz i assure you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fairytales by Dragoon-sama reviews
There's a Dragon in the castle, stalking the worried Hero. It's up to the fearless Knight and the annoyed Witch to save the day! Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ginny Doesn't Know by Pulele Hua reviews
#3 Harry is with Ginny and doesn't know how to break up with her. So, Draco tells her in his own way. NOW BETA-ED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The World's Gone Crazy by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,205 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
One Long Summer by LPI3 reviews
With nowhere else to go, and alone in the world, Draco must spend the summer at the Dursley's house, against his and Harry's will. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- When Draco Malfoy finds himself under an enchanted mistletoe, he ends up stuck there for the rest of the day. That is, until some decent soul would spare and plant one on him. - Draco/Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Emerald Fog by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter. Harry Potter hates Draco Malfoy. When the two are landed in detention together, they must learn to get along and Draco must learn to face his feelings. But what will happen when Harry finds out? HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,726 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
As Before, and Never Again by FinnFiona reviews
Harry struggles with the void left by Ginny's passing, looking to even older bonds for a source of comfort. Prequel to First and Last, Sleeping Without Her, and Going.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Going by FinnFiona reviews
Teddy observes on the passing of the last of the Trio. Companion piece to "First and Last," as well as "Sleeping Without Her" and "As Before, and Never Again," though can be read independently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping Without Her by FinnFiona reviews
They lived a full life, but Ron's heart ticks on the longest. Companion piece to "First and Last," as well as "Going" and "As Before, and Never Again," though can be read independently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Safekeeping by Mana Midnight reviews
Instead of Draco killing Dumbledore he stunned Snape and turned to the light. Now with a bounty on his head, Dumbledore takes Draco to the one place he would be safe. With Harry Potter at the Dursley's. DMHP Sequel up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,601 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Evil by Annamia reviews
I am not evil. I have been called that, I know, but it is not true. I am not evil. I am cruel, and I am foolish, but I am not evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And So It Passes You By by FinnFiona reviews
It’s the summer after Fred’s death and George is still struggling to stay afloat. When comfort comes, it isn’t what he expected. But maybe he should have…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - George W. - Complete
First and Last by FinnFiona reviews
A trio-centric oneshot on the death of Harry Potter--at an appropriately old age--taken from the perspective of Teddy Lupin. Companion pieces "Sleeping Without Her" posted 7/7/08, "Going" 9/1/08, and "As Before, and Never Again" 11/2/08; can be read alone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13549 - Favs: 7,767 - Follows: 6,455 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Won't You Please Stay With Me? by Ms.Freestyle reviews
Before his 40th Bday, Snape must acquire a potential spouse before the Ministry arranges one. Of all the people, he chooses Harry. Everyone seems to think it’s a great idea, except Harry. Can Snape woo Harry’s love before it’s too late? SSHP Slash COMPLET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,136 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Darkest Recesses of the Heart by kerryblaze reviews
AU. Slash. HarryxRon. Harry disappears suddenly. Ron finds him hiding out in a small American town with a new set of friends and a new life and no memory of his old one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,975 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
And Things that Go Bump in the Night by The Treacle Tart reviews
When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Angst Parody to End All Angst Parodies by Playground Lover reviews
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE VASTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENORMITY OF MY EPIC AMOUNTS OF GRIEF CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN LARGE, HARD TO READ LETTERS! OH GOD, NO! AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS! AND UNNECESSARY INTERSPERSIONS OF THE WORD NO! OH GOD, NO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
The Battle of Wisdom and Reason by The Treacle Tart reviews
What do you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night? COMPLETE Various Pairings - Slash, Het, Femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
Dying For You by Shadafakup reviews
•Slash• How far would you go to heal someone you thought you loved? How much does it take to ease the pain? Find out how much Harry sacrificed for Draco, in this tragic tale about discovering how deep the poison of love truly runs. •DracoHarry•
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fellowship Of The Reins by Elf Eye reviews
At the end of the War of the Ring, the horses share their perceptions of their riders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
Revenge by Elf Eye reviews
Another in "The Nameless One" series. Set after "Things Get Messy."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Things Turn Messy by Elf Eye reviews
Another in "The Nameless One" series. Set after "Dol Guldur."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Dol Guldur by Elf Eye reviews
Another in "The Nameless One" series, in which Legolas, as Anomen, is fostered in Rivendell. Set after "Saruman Redivivus."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,955 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Elf Eye for the Dwarf Guy by Elf Eye reviews
Led by Elrond, a group of elves do a makeover of Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Elrond, Gimli
Novices No Longer by Elf Eye reviews
Another in "The Nameless One" series. Set after "To The West."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Legolas, Elrond
The Nameless One by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas goes on a quest to find out who he truly is. Repost broken into chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,825 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
Dance Lessons by Bohemian Storm reviews
Sirius begs Remus to teach him how to dance in time for the annual Ball, but their lessons turn into something much more. (Slash: RL/SB)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
One More Chance by Spirals of Chaos reviews
[completed] This is my first fanfic and i wrote it on 11 pm on a school night which is definately NOT a good combo. It's about a confused Draco brooding on his feelings for (surprise surprise) Harry. Very mild implied slash. r&r, flames are welcomed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Midnight walks by Gabrielle MB reviews
Draco muses up in the Astronomy Tower one chilly night, hoping Harry would rid him of his darkness. HarryDraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cry of a Dragon by Moondragon reviews
The Boy Who Lived' is dead. The wizarding world is joined together in grief. But not everybody is allowed to grieve openly... HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Damon, The Noble Brother reviews
Stefan did more than just turn Damon against his will. He stole Damon from himself. Stefan made Damon the soulless monster he became. Thus the curse. Thus the misery. Pairings undecided. Pre-TVD .. Future appearances of Damon's friends through out the years..
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Damon S., Stefan S., Enzo
Never Noticed, Did You? reviews
a short Drarry angst-y fic. a little different and a trifle strange.hope you like it. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harmony Denied Again reviews
Post war. Harry and Hermione have always had things in common. now Harry talks to her to see if she also feels what he feels deep down in his secret self. HP/GW HG/RW implied HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Potter's Service reviews
Draco woos Harry while Harry makes it impossible to be WOOED. Draco takes drastic uld be taken as a sequel to Flirting With Potter. not necessary.SLASH. don't like don't read. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harmony Denied reviews
What if there was truth in Ron's accusation that Hermione preferred Harry over him that night? What if there was more than noble nature of the Gryffindor girl at work when she did not leave with Ron? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'LL KNOW YOU reviews
set during BD. what if Jasper found his La Tua Cantante? what if he had to choose between two good things? both desired by Aro? JASPER.ALICE JASPER.OC tell me how you like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jasper
Revival of Harry James Potter reviews
After the war everybody is back to Hogwarts for their 7th year. but something is wrong with Potter as he is steadily shunning everyone around. Draco intends to find out what the problem is and help Potter if he can. .no slash.just freindship. RW/HG HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Flirting With Potter reviews
this is what happpens when Malfoys try to seduce Potters. rated T just to be safe.language. just Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why a pureblood? reviews
Draco Malfoy's thoughts as he contemplates that why is he pureblood and what being a pureblood means.slash only if you look for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete