Markus Ramikin
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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687233, Profile Updated: 07-17-15
Author has written 9 stories for Death Note, Quest For Glory, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, and Warhammer.

I am a loyal servant of the Throne, and His Imperial Majesty's Most Holy Inquisition. That is all you heretics need to know.


I recommend Wayne Schmidt's "How to write better fanfiction" guide, available online.

"If you opt for logical punctuation, you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you are on the side of the angels, but you should also expect some grim opposition from the other side"
- Larry Trask, Guide to Punctuation (likewise online)

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Harry Potter i metody racjonalności by Kadlubowska reviews
Tłumaczenie popularnego fanfika "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,119 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14492 - Favs: 20,045 - Follows: 19,634 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 251,149 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 8,444 - Follows: 10,095 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32127 - Favs: 18,993 - Follows: 15,571 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
T Minus 10 by Broth3r reviews
Timeline 4. Madoka has fallen to the darkness, and Homura carries on her endless fight. In their wake, seven billion souls, humans and Puellae alike, are left behind to struggle against impending extinction at the hands of the most powerful witch the universe has ever witnessed. Not with a whimper. This is their story.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012
Hanako's Story by Trivun reviews
A retelling of Hanako's arc, from her own point of view. An insight into Hanako's mind and heart, and a new look into the life of a unique and extraordinary soul...
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,619 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hanako I., Hisao N. - Complete
Serious by Zerbinetta reviews
When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,289 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Misa A., L
just you and I by rumiberri reviews
things were supposed to get better once they reached the end. They didn't. [AU][One-shot]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Madoka K., Homura A.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
A Wish to Disappear by TripTwo reviews
Lyudmila, the watching witch. Her nature is obfuscation. Those lured into her maze are tested for the worthiness to gaze at her true self. In order to defeat her, one must be prepared to separate truth from trickery.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kyoko S., Kyubey, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5135 - Favs: 4,861 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
All Is Quiet In The Forest by DappledKarma reviews
Annie and Mikasa get in a fight over Eren. Awesomeness ensues.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Mikasa A., Annie L. - Complete
Vision of the Jedi by muggledad reviews
Luke and Mara's Force bonding from Vision of the Future happens in Jabba's Palace while rescuing Han and Leia. Everything changes as a result. A character driven story. L/M, H/L
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Luke S., Mara Jade] [Han S., Leia O.]
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 6,054 - Follows: 6,553 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Racing the Daylight by ncfan reviews
She looks like the sun, he can't help but think. AU. Fluff.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Kyubey, Mami T. - Complete
Rationing by Rabbitprint reviews
Pre-series, Kyoko, mild spoilers for backstory. Food's not a certainty. It's not a right.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kyoko S. - Complete
What If I Kissed You? by PokerFace312 reviews
One rainy evening, Sayaka happens upon Kyouko and invites her to stay the night.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
Madoka's Problems by DistantTwelve reviews
on a quiet saturday morning, Madoka goes to hide at Sayaka's place for her life. And Sayaka put aside her own problems for a second to hear of how Madoka got into the mess that lead her there. Yuri and Confusing Flashbacks
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Madoka K.
Rise Above, Golden Girl by Copper Hikari reviews
Mami Tomoe used to be the head of our class. All of a sudden, she moved to the back of the room. She stopped raising her hand, she stopped hanging out with her friends...and then, on my way back from work, I saw her about to jump off of the pier. I had to say something.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Mami T. - Complete
Sayaka Love Fest Short Fic Collection by Ember A. Keelty reviews
Four ficlets written for the 2011 We Love The Women Fandom Hates Fest. Two Bad End tragedies, two fluffy Sayakyou romances.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sayaka M. - Complete
Coming Home by Abarero reviews
She'd definitely come to find Homura's presence, which was like a welcoming beacon amidst all the chaos of time, a place to return to. Post-series. Homura/Madoka.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
A Quiet Toast by Chi no Kaori reviews
At home, Junko always drinks alone.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Junko K., Kazuko S. - Complete
Rewind by terajk reviews
"Why are you so cold, Akemi-san?" For Yuri Challenge 2011, and the prompt: Homura/Madoka, dutiful
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing Badly by ZipCode reviews
Homura wakes up in a world where the only witch is the one in her head.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Homura A., Kyoko S.
All The Time In The World by ZipCode reviews
Homura tries to win. Again. And again. And again. One-Shot, Complete.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Homura A. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8679 - Favs: 11,051 - Follows: 8,389 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Best Laid Plans by Lord Onisyr reviews
On Nov. 5, 2004, L saw the trap Light set and narrowly sidestepped it. What followed was a series of plans to expose Light as Kira and turn a key tool against him, though escaping the specter of death would be a difficult proposition.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,173 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - L, Misa A.
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Le Chat Noir by Miss Bright reviews
Cats have nine lives, but this burglaress does not. A one-shot tribute to Wedy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Wedy, L - Complete
Silent Misa by Sashocirrione reviews
Light likes to use a ball gag on Misa. Introspective character study.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
No Ordinary Con Man by Miss Bright reviews
As a general rule, con artists do not trust anyone. A one-shot tribute to Aiber.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Aiber, L - Complete
The Brave Ones by Bialy reviews
Five moments that might have happened, somewhere between the cracks and at the edge of the shadows. Matt, Ide, L, Misa and Mogi, on quiet days and in sunlit rooms. Oneshot. Inspired by phollie.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Breadcrumbs by Zerbinetta reviews
The chains weaving the prison had to start somehow... mild Atton/LSFE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
A Paladin's Trial by DriveBy reviews
What would have happened if the Hero actually did end up in Katrina’s spell circle at the beginning of Quest for Glory 4, rather than being dumped in the Dark One’s cave? Rated M for future content. Please R&R!
Quest For Glory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
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How HPMoR Should Have Ended reviews
Spoilers, obviously. If you haven't read HPMoR yet, what the sweet slitherin' snakes are you waiting for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
One More Arrow reviews
Post-episode 12. After Madoka's disappearance, Homura Akemi fights on, honoring Madoka's wish to protect the world - but she cannot endure forever.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,382 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Homura A., Madoka K., Sayaka M., Kyoko S.
Homura's Paradise, and other songs reviews
A collection of song parodies. Warning: highly dubious humour, yuri.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Hitomi S., Kyosuke K.] Tatsuya K., Tomohisa K.
Chocolate Parfaits reviews
Sailor Moon watches the mortally wounded Nefrite. She wonders what she'd do if it were a loved one of hers...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Nephrite/Neflite, Naru O./Molly] Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
I, Incubator reviews
Resistance is futile.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kyubey - Complete
The First Wish reviews
The forgotten beginnings.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Kyubey - Complete
Talking Is Not A Free Action reviews
This is a short, pointless, crack crossover whose only purpose is to express the following sentiment: I hate Baba Yaga. I really do.
Crossover - Quest For Glory & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Grey Knights - Complete
A Shinigami's Choice reviews
What might happen if Rem dropped the Idiot Ball and explored her options a little more. And by "a little more" I mean "at all". Some LxMisa. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [L, Misa A.] Rem - Complete
Performance reviews
A one-shot story about a one-shot character. I felt like trying to see things through his eyes for a moment.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - L - Complete
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