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Poll: Hi! So I've been thinking... should I write another Singing Shadowhunters chapter? I think people really liked it he he, and I loved writing it so much but is it getting old? Vote Now!
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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687752, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 5 stories for Mortal Instruments, Twilight, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi, if you've stumbled here, I welcome you! I won't ask you to read the rambling paragraphs below.

Lately I've had writer's block (oh no!) and I haven't been writing much, but don't worry, I'm thinking up more CoB spoofs!

Me:

-Fourteen year old writer

-LoZ fangirl

-Likes: cats, sea monkeys (you can grow them. What else do you need?) book reports, Zelda games, (who's Vaati anyway and why is everyone obsessed with him?), freaky apocalypse movies, The Walking Dead, Mad magazine, anime, bats, hockey, rainy days, piles of leaves.

-Dislikes: popular music, German military drill sergeants who also happen to teach my music class, people who don't like to read, people who put commas in the wrong places, and don't capitalize I's.

Some of My Opinions:

-Fantasy heroes should be real.

-Nerds will rule the world. I will rule among them.

-Parrots are evil. They will take over the world after the nerds, because they can already talk and once they evolve they will become the ultimate species.

-If the parrots are overthrown by the beavers, Canadians will be in trouble because we eat 'beaver tails.' So they'll probably come for us first.

-Weirdness is not accepted in normal society, but normalness is not accepted in weird society. I like the weird society more.

-Fan Fiction is COMPLETELY AWESOME because here you can be weird and everybody else will accept it.

-Cats can see things humans can't. That's why they're always staring at something...

-Bugs must be delicious if cats go out of their way to catch them.

-Book reports are fun, and even more fun if you make up the book.

-Old-style pirates should still exist, because then you could wear an eyepatch for no reason. You could also train a parrot to sit on your shoulder... even though they're evil...

-Harry Potter should so be real. If it was, the school of witchcraft and wizardry in Canada would be called Moosewarts, and I'd be in the Moosewarts equivalent of Ravenclaw.

-Luna is the best character EVER!


Enjoy les stories. (Oui, je parle francais. Vraiment. Parce que je vie en Canada. Meme si c'est un gros 'stereotype' que les Americains tous pensent que si tu est Canadien, tu devrait parler Francais et vivront dans un igloo avec les castors et les feuilles d'erable. En fait, il y a des personnes Canadien-Francaise qui son AWESOME, comme Regine Chassagne, de l'Arcade Fire.)

I bet you American people wish you could ramble on in French like me! Ha.


Boys are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but you still laugh when they fall down the stairs.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you think Nico di Angelo is insanely hot And WAY HOTTER THEN PERCY, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why, just the other day we had a riveting conversation...)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and give yourself a pat on the back.

Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Somebody I know can talk to vegetables. They can't talk to him.

If you've ever walked by a pile of leaves and REALLY wanted to jump in it, but somebody was looking at you, copy and paste this into your profile.


A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:''Listen sir... when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when I'm sick, I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, when I'm cold, I'm BLACK, when I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir; when you're born, you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you STRONGLY DISLIKE racism...


Favorite Quotes from Books...

"The sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." -Will, Clockwork Angel

"There's a fly in your soup, you don't have to eat it. No wait, never mind, it's just a ball of cat hair. Why aren't you eating it?" -John, Suburban Girl

"It means: Shadowhunters: Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234." -Jace, City of Bones

"Yeah, we got here. Safe and sound. To a stick." -Thomas, The Scorch Trials

"Ta-dah! Your future reveals... hmm... do you want your money back before you die?" -Fortune-Teller Lady, Suburban Girl

37 Things to do in an Elevator (I didn't try all of the ones I highlighted... just the 'I have new socks on' one, which caused a middle-aged guy to look quickly away and clear his throat. :D)

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Things to do at a Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! (my friend actually did this one... the Walmart guys went after him and I think he got in trouble.. i don't know, by then I was hiding in the clothes section.)

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Group B by MidnightCat 5 reviews
My name is Rebecca.The doors of a lift crank open revealing a girl from a very different group of Gladers. The girls from Group B must also survive the trials of a maze and survive the ending. What exactly made Group B's results most extraordinary? - ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010
My Attempt at a TruthorDare FanFiction by msfcatlover reviews
The title says it all. Rated T for safety. Discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,059 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Hunger Games Parody by jenna2468 reviews
Read at your own risk!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,264 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Katniss E., Prim E.
Council of Rejects by The Additional Pylon reviews
The rejects of Twilight Princess try to figure out how to feature in Skyward Sword by holding their own evil council. Let the randomness commence. Sequel oneshot to Ganondorf's Council of Annoyance. Includes an alternate ending!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
Ganondorf's Council of Annoyance by The Additional Pylon reviews
Failing to stop Link in Ocarina of Time, Ganondorf decides to bring together all the Ocarina villains in order to figure out how to destroy Link once and for all. What could possibly go wrong? oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ganondorf - Complete
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The Other World
Josh, Brynn, and Devin are demigods. Roman demigods. They find themselves at the mysterious Roman camp as the Titan war begins, which will lead them into battle at Mount Othrys. It's the Other World- the untold side of the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011
The First Hunger Games reviews
The twelve districts lie almost in ruin after the Capitol struck them down for their attempt at a rebellion; and now they have created the Hunger Games, a horrific, vicious game. *Tribute submissions OPEN, still need a lot!*
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011
Not Quite Twilight reviews
A ridiculous spoof of Twilight, complete with a vicious apple-to-the-death fight and a really stupid heroine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
A Little Too Much Romantic Intrigue reviews
Clary ALWAYS seems to have at least one handsome boy following her around... So when Jace and her get in a fight sometime after City of Glass Cassandra Clare brings in the intrigue...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Clary F. - Complete
The Singing Shadowhunters reviews
When Alec starts singing Eye of the Tiger, you know something's very, very wrong.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete