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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687823, Profile Updated: 04-18-13
Author has written 36 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Halo, Batman the Animated Series, Teen Titans, BioShock, Dishonored, Assassin's Creed, Spider-Man, X-Men, Fallout, Transformers/Beast Wars, Fantastic Four, Incredible Hulk, Ironman, Captain America, and System Shock.

I'm an odd duck, so to speak. Now, on to fanfic matters...

Shipping pairs (I regret this, but it's a necessary evil):

M.J/Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Violet/Quigley (Lemony Snicket)

Eduardo/Kylie (Extreme Ghostbusters)

Hicks/Ripley (Aliens)

Caboose/Shelia (RvB)

Mary/Tiger (Terrahawks)

Kate/Hawkeye (Terrahawks)

Duncan/Moira (Lemony Snicket- Moira is my original character)

TERRAHAWKS! STAY ON THIS CHANNEL! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

BLEEP BLOOP!

CABOOSE! STAY OUT OF THIS!

Michael J. Caboose for President! (That's a joke- but seeing as how bad politics is at the moment...)

Current projects:

"The Invisible Man"- A story arc spanning the ASOUE universe, as a mysterious figure threatens to wipe out both sides of the VFD schism. (on hold)

"Orient"- Assassin's Creed, set in 19th century Asia.

Teen Titans: Season Six- Slade brings in other villains to help him take down the Teen Titans.

City in the Sky: A novelization/retelling of Bioshock Infinite and Booker's quest for absolution.

NOTICE: Constructive criticism is appreciated. If you tell me what's wrong with the story, I'll try to improve.

Finished Projects:

Dishonored: The Novelization

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Knights of the Old Republic: A Very Unauthorized Rewrite by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
"Most people aren't seven feet tall, and can't shoot laser bolts from their eyes. Revan could." Those were the words of Darth Irenaceus, a former actor-turned-Sith Lord. But who can say what's truth and what's fiction when it comes to Revan? An alternate universe KotOR novelization, featuring a seven-foot-tall Echani heroine, a larcenous Twi'lek, and a very grumpy Jedi...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7h ago - Published: 8/6/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Jolee B.
Infinite Universes by Arlaxxer reviews
In which Booker and Elizabeth meet their counterparts from other universes. (AKA the story in which Booker and Elizabeth derp around in other games/movies/books universes) (I am taking requests for what universes they should visit!)
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth
Kitchen Rules for Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters by Mice reviews
Someone at some point of time at Xavier's thought it would be a good idea to have a list of rules for the common area of the kitchen. At some point, this was phased out due to an ever changing roster. This was a collaboration ("collabo"!) with an old friend. Also, #22b forever.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12
Elizabeth the Explorer by Pugilo reviews
A series of moments where Elizabeth finds everyday objects that she has never seen before, and some character development between Elizabeth and Booker. No major plot spoilers
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Elizabeth, Booker D.
A Chance by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Jack and the five former Little Sisters, now his adopted daughters, do what they can to fit into the everyday life of 1960s America, despite one little problem…none of them knows how to live "normally."
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,093 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Jack R., Little Sister
The Mysterious Island of Dr Moreau by Scoobyfan1 reviews
All Scooby Doo and friends wanted to do was enjoy a relaxing day of boating and fishing at a lake outside of Coolsville; but when a major storm strands the gang on a strange island, they are thrown into yet another mystery. Fred/Daphne and Shaggy/Velma pairings.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010
Memories Are Forever, but the Future Is Bright by Ittybittyquigletfan reviews
A Quiglet Romance! Need I say more. Drama, comedey, romance, and songfic all rolled in to one!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Scooby Doo Makes The Grade by Scoobyfan1 reviews
This is my retelling of "Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School", only without Scrappy Doo and with Fred, Daphne and Velma. Pairings: Fred/Daphne and Shaggy/Velma throughout, rated T for possible diciness in the plot later on.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010
The Mystery Of Beauregard Mansion by Scoobyfan1 reviews
This is my retelling of the movie "Scooby Doo Meets The Boo Brothers", only without Scrappy or the Boo Brothers and with Fred, Daphne and Velma as they were not in the original movie. Pairings: Fred/Daphne, Shaggy/Velma. Rated T for possible plot diciness later on.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011
Bioshock: The Story by Guardian Shotgun reviews
A novalization of Bioshock. Follow Jack through the madness and horror that lurks in Rapture's sunken halls as he trys to uncover the city's horrid past while trying to survive the nightmare.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jack R., B. Tenenbaum
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Captain America: Soldier of the Future reviews
During WWII, a sickly young man becomes a super-soldier. About 70 years later, he finds himself in a world changed in his absence. Rated T for violence, language, and sexual innuendo. Set in the same universe as "Spider-Man: Partners in Crime." R&R!
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/3 - Steve R./Capt. America, J. M. Falsworth, H. Stark, J. Schmidt/Red Skull
Karaoke Night reviews
How does the Spider-Team blow off steam after dealing with villains? By singing into microphones over prerecorded backing tracks! Rated T for language and lyrics. All song lyrics are property of their respective owners. R&R!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Ben R./Scarlet Spider I, Gwen S.
Eternal Recurrence
Post SS2: SHODAN has attained godhood. So now what? Rated K for a little bit of swearing at the end. R&R!
Crossover - BioShock & System Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28
Spider-Man: Partners in Crime reviews
Based on the now defunct "Spider-Man: Partners" by "Diddy Kong". What if Mary Jane got bitten by the spider? What if Ben Reilly wasn't a clone? What if Uncle Ben didn't die? What if Electro was a woman? All these questions and more will be answered. Rated T for scary content, sexual themes and innuendos, and violence. R&R!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.
X-Men: Children of the Atom reviews
The X-Men: a beacon of hope for all mutants or a torch with which to burn them to ashes? Who are they anyways? And what does a certain blond hacker have to do with them? All will be revealed. Set in the same universe as "Spider-Man: Partners in Crime". Rated T for violence, language, and scary content. R&R!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Jubilee, Remy L./Gambit, Anna Marie/Rogue
The Incredible Hulk: Madness of Two reviews
Jack McGee: Daily Bugle reporter, non-descript…except for the fact he's followed around by a physicist who turns into a green giant fueled by rage. And who gets chased by the military. And fights all manner of bad guys. Set in the same universe as "Spider-Man: Partners in Crime." Rated T for violence, language, and scary content. R&R!
Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/14 - B. Banner, T.Ross/Red Hulk, Betty R./Red She-Hulk, Jen W./She-Hulk
The Writer reviews
Just after "The Transformers" is axed, one of its writers is transported to an altered G1 continuity, where they exist as an imperceptible presence who warps reality via magic typewriter. AFGNCAAP protagonist, tons of snarky humor. K for mildly scary content, fantasy violence, and other things. R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Megatron, Soundwave, Optimus Prime, Grimlock
Terrahawks: Enemy Unknown reviews
A reimagining of Gerry Anderson's cult classic TV series "Terrahawks". Rated T for scary content, sexual innuendos, and language. R&R!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/22/2013
Iron Man: A Knight for A New Age reviews
Wounded in a weapons test, Tony Stark takes the life-saving surgery as well as the next guy…by building a series of suits of powered armor to fight criminals and other things. Rated T for sexual innuendos, language, violence, and scary content. Set in the same universe as "Spider-Man: Partners in Crime." R&R!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/17 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, V. Potts/Pepper
The Mighty Among Us reviews
Reed Richards. Ben Grimm. Susan Storm. Johnny Storm. Once, they were mere mortals. Now, they're the original crime-fighting family: the Fantastic Four. Set in the same universe as "Spider-Man: Partners in Crime". Rated T for scary content, violence, and language. R&R!
Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - Mr. Fantastic/Reed R., Invisible Woman/Susan S., Thing/Ben G., Human Torch/Johnny S.
24 Karats of Misfortune reviews
The Mojave Wasteland is a harsh place, as the courier known as Harleen Pierce knows. But what's stopping her from getting behind the mystery of the mysterious chip she's carrying and determining the fate of Mojave? Covers base game and DLCS. Rated T for violence, scary content, sexual themes/innuendos, and foul language. R&R!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Courier, OC, Veronica S., Cass
Mutualism reviews
Mutalism (n): the doctrine that mutual dependence is necessary to social well-being. For how else would Ben Reilly try and win over a certain blond hacker? Set in the same universe as "Partners in Crime". R&R!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Gwen S., Ben R./Scarlet Spider I - Complete
City in the Sky reviews
Booker's quest for absolution and survival- now in novel form. Rated T for cursing, racism, smoking, drinking, sexual themes/references, violence, and other touchy things. R&R!
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Z. Comstock, Daisy F.
Dishonored: The Novelization reviews
Corvo's quest for justice and revenge- now in novel form. Based on Low Chaos run, good ending. Rated T for violence, swearing, and implied sexual themes. R&R!
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 17,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
Diamonds Are A Titan's Best Friend reviews
Titans East gets new rogues and new recruits. R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Aqualad, Bumble Bee, Speedy, Mas y Menos - Complete
Titans North Teaser
Season Six Teaser: Meet Titans North.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Orient reviews
In 19th century Japan, a young woman joins the Assassin Order seeking revenge. Along the way, she must decide whether her loyalties lie with the Assassins or her country as Europe builds its empire in Asia. Rated T for violence, language, and complex themes. R&R!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013
Islands
AU. Jack Wilks is sent to rescue the heiress Eleanor Lamb from a cult. Based on original proposal for BioShock in 2001. R&R!
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,737 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack R., Eleanor L.
Shoot 'Em Up
Season Six, Episode 2- Deadshot prepares to take on the Titans. Now revised and expanded. K for violence. R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Slade - Complete
Crocodile Tears
Season Six- Episode 1: Slade makes his first move against the Titans by sending Killer Croc out to bring Terra back to him. Read and Review!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Slade, Terra - Complete
Back in Business
Season six teaser. Things are going to get very busy for the Titans very soon…
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Slade
Terra: A Redemption Story
Justice League High Command has put Terra back into the Teen Titans. Can she redeem herself to the team? Reconstruction. Read and Review!
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,255 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Dick G., Terra
Night of the Canary
Pagliacci unleashes the Man-Bat, and Black Canary has to help Batman stop the monster. Rated T for scary content and strong Italian cursing. R&R!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Dr. K. Langstrom/Man-Bat
Hey Diddle Diddle
Batman and Robin must play a little game with the Riddler and Pagliacci- or else. Rated K for edgy content. R&R!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 736 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - E. Nigma, Bruce W.
Paige and Eddie
Pagliacci gets kicked out by the Joker. Based on "Harley and Ivy" by Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. R&R!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,788 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - E. Nigma - Complete
Shot in the Dark
One of Joker's goons plans to steal a diamond- with a lot of help! Rated T for tons of Italian swearing. R&R!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,007 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Joker - Complete
Birds of Prey
Part 3 of the Invisible Man arc. Isadora gets caught up in the web in Vegas. Rated T for cursing, violence, suggestive moments. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,343 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Isadora Q., Violet B.
Hunting Shadows reviews
Part 2 of the "Invisible Man" story arc. While Quigley tracks an arms dealer, a possibly pregnant Violet learns that Lemony Snicket and Sunny are being held hostage. Rated T for violence and scary content. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Midnight Movies reviews
Duncan and Moira watch a midnight movie. Duncan/OC. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Duncan Q. - Complete
That's Amore reviews
Duncan/OC. Moira and Duncan attend a charity ball for their first official date. Hilarity ensues. Written at request of IttyBittyQuigletFan. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Duncan Q. - Complete
Let's Fly Away reviews
Moira Tucker gets caught up in the V.F.D schism- and a plot to bring both sides down. Start of the "Invisible Man" story arc. Rated T for violence and scary content. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Fiona
You'll Never Forget Moira reviews
Duncan meets his match! Duncan Q./OC. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Duncan Q. - Complete
RVB: Labor Day PSA reviews
Sarge and Grif do a Labor Day PSA. R&R!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
One Flew Over the Marten's Nest reviews
Violet is in an insane asylum, and her psychiatrist has skeletons in his closet. Rated T for smoking, violence, and some scary content. Read and Review!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Violet B. - Complete
And I Must Scream
The Terrahawks investigate a deserted mining ship. Rated T for mild language and scary content. Read and Review!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,472 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Hot Tea
Set after "Space Samurai", this story is a Ninestein/Mary fic- and we learn a little about Captain Falconer. Hope you like a good "Terrahawks" story! Read and Review!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
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