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Author has written 3 stories for Spirited Away, Toradora!, and Maximum Ride.

hi. ummm. im Clover- well thats my nickname. im older than 13 and thats all you really need to know about my appearance. i really suck at spelling and grammar and all that crap so a beta would be HUGELY gratificated. i like to use words that make no sense . hmm... like: stupidness or grawr. i am a strange person, im not at all secure about my writing, and am really hoping to get some security with MANY... comments. i dont like to use the "r word" cuz ive read crap where da authors rave on an on an on about stupid comments. if you flame you i WILl flame you back. i promise. :) now, i get constructive criticism... grr i spelled tht wrong! alot of my characters reflect a bit of me. :) i can be all sunshine and then i can be a thunder storm in the blink of the eye. i warned you. NOW, dont let me scare you off! :) currently i am waiting for 9:00 so i can bloody write sumthing!!! grr dem for making me wait. i really appreciate reviews as long as their not flames. i try to keep my endings relatively happy, and thus, refrain from writing when im in a "mood". im sorry if you dont like my writing, but please leav something for me to work off of. dont just say; "it was a horrible chapter/story" elaborate? please? i may have excuses as well, i am a well-known procrastinator. unfortunately, my computer doesn't have spell check so alot of miss spelled words are my fault, not just laziness. i will try to update every week and at least once on the weekends in addition.

thanks sooo much! :)

sunshine and raspberries,

~Clover

Yo. I wanna say I FINALLY got a bit of a story on FF.Net!!!! whoot whoot!! I HOPE that I 'll be able to get another chapter on for tmrw or like sunday. But I have A LOT of homework from when I was sick. :( Soo that's a maybe! :)

Hope you like me writing,

~CloverGUrl

rips upp homework* *GRRRRR!!!*

okay, i lied. i am soooo not writing a chappie evry week. i give up!! i write when i have inspiration!

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Music is love in search of words.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.

Somebody needs a happy meal.

I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun!

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

If you have every tripped on a flat surface (you have skill), copy and paste thos into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever written something then later regretted it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy

this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

If you hate school, copy this into your profile

If you ever wondered about the different types of cheese there are, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch ,run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If you could read that put it in your profile

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? internal?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
"Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only" (Hmm, no wonder less people are joining)

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me. no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't treat this like the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love, success before work!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

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Lord Voldemort and the Heir of Slytherin by Chantal du Lac reviews
When Voldemort finds out that the one person who could be a threat to him is still alive, he'll stop at nothing to get her. A fierce fight for power begins, but as they both discover a strong connection between them, he develops a desire for her that will not be denied. Tom, Liliana, Harry, Draco and Dumbledore as main characters. Full summary and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 238,417 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Cruel Intentions of the Innocent by Ari Goddess of Night reviews
Mozenrath has a plan to make Aladdin suffer, which includes the princess's unwilling help. However she didn't expect to fall for him, will she be able to change his cruel ways or will he destroy her in the end?
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasmine, Mozenrath
Musical Maladies by Wings Of Fancy reviews
Hogwarts is thrown into chaos as students and professors alike are cursed to sing and reenact the lives of those who lived before them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2009
Harry Potter and the Girl of Azarath by azzynicole reviews
Here is Ch. 10! Voldemort has gained a new ally. It's Harry's sixth year and a very strange girl is coming to stay with him over the summer, and may be the one to help him defeat the growing evil once and for all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Raven
Dreams and False Alarms by Parlanchina reviews
Amelia Brown has always been a little odd, so finding THAT letter didn't come as too much of a surprise... except that Amelia is twenty eight, not eleven. Fortunately for her, a new teaching position has just opened up at Hogwarts... T, AU. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,368 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Seeking Sanctuary by Alivi reviews
This is my reality although I hoped it was a just nightmare. The Muggle forces have succeeded in destroying our world the few wizards that are left are subject to muggle experiments or on the run like myself. To all the Wizards alive out there, Good Luck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - OC, Remus L.
A Girl's Diary by Jessb89 reviews
Seventeen year old Sara's family moves to Paris where they will restore and run the old Opera that they just bought. After a couple of days in in the Opera Populaire Sara realizes that her family may not be the only one's living there.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 60,422 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Erik - Complete
Raven by The Crazy Marshmallow reviews
No one has a normal year at Hogwarts, and that includes one Tom Riddle. All of his years are filled with intrigue, danger, and Mary, an old friend of his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Harry Potter and the Demon's Wrath by Faded Nights reviews
A dream. The submission of one tyrant to another. A multi-dimensional problem to solve, their only hope a seventeen year old half-human girl and a woman undeserving of their trust. The battle for Wizarding Britain has escalated out of their control...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,178 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Harry P., Raven
Of Flowers and Emerald Eyes by theherbflower reviews
His eyes were so Green, a bright emerald green. I knew without a shadow of a doubt that those were the eyes I wanted to gaze into during the night and the ones I wanted to wrap myself in when morning came...Reviews are always nice. Albus Severus & OC....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Albus S. P., OC
A Riddle for Riddle by imafeckingstarr reviews
I got sucked into the world of Harry Potter - literately; through the school computer! And you wouldn't believe who I met and what happened... completely AU; disclaimers apply. Sequel is up now: The Adventure of a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,277 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
A Love He Once Had by Danbamina reviews
Bad @ sums, theres a better one inside. Voldemort was once a boy, and boys have hormones. Girls are pretty. What would happen if Voldy liked a girl when he was boy and met up with her again later in life? T for safety. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Voldemort, OC
upon a glimpse by theherbflower reviews
I'm woven in a fantasy, I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chosen now has led me to a wall And with each passing day I feel a little more like something dear was lost. JPLE RLNT Marauder era. SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 194,379 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Extra Credit by ronfanforever reviews
Back for their seventh year at Hogwarts three best friends are interested in finding out what the extra credit class they signed up for is all about. Turns out they got more then they bargained for. Marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,253 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - OC, Remus L.
Flying with the Sun by Ada1405 reviews
A story of fate, friendship and love with all that wonderful fluff thrown in. It's a ZukoxOC taking place somewhere after the episode, 'Kyoshi Island' in book one! Follows main story. Rated M from chapter 29 onwards. Now complete. Sequel is posted!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,767 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Zuko - Complete
A Deal with the Head Boy by BMTauthor reviews
It's finally seventh year, and surprise! Lily and James have been made Head Boy and Girl. To avoid going insane and dating James , Lily makes a deal with the Head Boy. Too bad things don't always go as planned. LExJP, SBxOC, RLxOC. Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The X Games by Treskttn reviews
Robin and Raven have been dating for awhile. But when Raven realizes he can't meet her needs, she's torn between lust and love. Can a thief steal the little bird's heart? RobinxRavenxRed-X love triangle. Rated T for swearing and suggestive themes
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,735 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Raven, Red-X
Pheonix by lamentedfyre reviews
Twila Amanecere has issues and Multiple personality disorder is the least of them. As it turns out, neither her, nor her friend Skava are fully human. Not since the blackout anyways... eventual HarryXOC and ERikXOC ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010
Angel Of The Opera by dfkjhgkdgh reviews
What if Fang lived inside a theatre house in NYC, resigned to his fate to be a mutant? What if Max was really an aspiring singer? And what if when Fang saw her, he fell madly in love with her? What culd posibly go wrong? What could go RIGHT? R&R
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2010
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
A River Never Dies by Ezzaria26 reviews
He had pushed her away for her safety, but living in the human world wouldn't work for her. It couldn't work for her. And so, after trying to fit in, she's finally getting to go back, because she slowly begins to realize something. A river never dies
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Masquerade by just-call-me-Elphie reviews
Erik is searching for Christine in the masquerade scene, but he finds somebody else. Who is this new stranger in the beautiful mask? POTO--OCD with a touch of POTC. Mainly Phantom though. Not too many pirates. -
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Erik
Can't Be Helped:Remus Lupin Love Story by Zall88 reviews
Lia doesn't know what to do when she finally figures out that she fell for her brother's best mate; Remus. Lia is James' younger sister, and he won't have anyone near his sister. But what happens when the two can't hold back their feelings? Find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Phantom Wings by Erika the Phantomess reviews
Max and the flock are doing just fine. But when Max is pulled into 1881 Paris, France, she must learn to trust the other outsider. Phantom of the Opera/Maximum Ride crossover - Max/Erik or Max/Fang, I'm not sure yet.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Erik, Max
Teardrops on Black Roses by Exo-Politics522 reviews
The sequel of reincarnated. It's about Chihiro and Hakus son, Yori, who is sixteen and has to deal with taking care of his younger sister, who at the time is four years old and a teenage girl he found unconcious in the forest near Haku's river during war.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Angel's Lair by Kodukadvakch reviews
He was the Angel of Music, now a broken man. Raven is transported to the past, her powers useless. Can she stop Slade from ruining the past and can she convince this Phantom to help her? RaePhantom.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Erik, Raven
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Hey There! reviews
Nudge is injured by Erasers, so when the flock lands on a dock by the woods, they never expected "Texan Barbie". Is this girl just a bubbly headed blonde? or really like them? NudgexOc FAX! IggyxOc/IggyxOcxDylan? NO NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Iggy, Nudge
Tally Aiya The PalmTop Tiger Aisaka Taiga reviews
The PalmTop Tiger is back, looking entirely different! taller for one! She goes by a new name: Tally Aiya. Will everyone figure out who the new girl in town is? Will Ami spill Taiga- i mean tally's secret? - did I spell that wrong? hehe. read please!
Toradora! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011
See You Again reviews
Haku's back. duh! HAD to do the horribly over-used plot. First story ever! : REview. You will get a cookie! : HIATUS!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O.