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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2687881, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 8 stories for Phantom of the Opera, X-Files, and Supernatural.

Hello, call me DC. 'waves like the maniacl fruitcake i am' i dont know who my fanfics will appeal too. prolly HP fans, POTO fans, maybe even oompa loompa fans. lol it will especially appeal to those who have OPOTOD (Obsessive Phantom Of The Opera Disorder). ^^ even Raoul, if anything hes my 2nd favorite most fanfics i will write will be POTO related. unless i change my mind. which i do a lot so prepare!! :D. but it all depends on my mood of course. i may write another fanfic then delete it. some of my fanfics may be unsuitable for children...lol. i love watching tv and sleeping. a lot of times my dad has to wake me up like 5 times before i finally wake up completley and actually get up...lol...i love tv shows that dont make sense. like spongebob squarepants and Fairly odd parents. another thing. i am a girl...and i am bisexual. i like both girls and guys, another thing about me is that i have a big burn scar on my left arm and hand. it kinda makes me a social outcast...along with the fact that im 'emo' god...i hate being labled. it makes me sick...im not an emo. i am me and i refused to be labled. i am a human being not a piece of merchandise in a store with a barcode on it... but hehe i have a bunch of true friends who love me for who i am and i love them for who they are. id rather be strange and have real friends than be fake and have fake friends. i also suffer from depression and violent mood swings. always...i might be bipolar. not quite certain. i also might be adhd. ah well. who cares? i am me and you can like me the way i am because i am never going to change because someone wants me to. ah well back on subject lol! i have some favorites of everything. of course. another thing about me...i love manga, anime and really anything like that! im not athletic per se but i have pretty good endurance and can run long and quickly. i also typically have a favorite word or saying. for a while i loved to say "intriugingly disturbing," ie "that fat bird eating a piece of corn which happens to be in the shape of Kansas, but i cant remember what shape Kansas is, is intriugingly disturbing." and later whenever i would eat i would mutter "feeding time at the local aquarium". now my family and friends are all used to this by now >.

Saying or Word at the moment: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Candy: sour gummy worms and sour patch kids

Food: Pizza or grapes

Drink: Orange Juice

Soda: Sprite

Song: Music of The Night from Phantom of the Opera

Artist: art or music? >:D Pablo Picasso and All Time Low

Musical: Phantom of The Opera...DUH!!!

Person: My amazing girlfriend...dur da dur

Reindeer: wtf kind of question is that? uhm...Donner...idk

Shot: with a gun? i hope not...

Guitar: Cherry Red Fender

Game: uhh...idk...i cant really stay still long enough

Movie: Phantom of The Opera. >:D haha!!

Movie other than Phantom of The Opera... -_-' : Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

Broadway Musical: Phantom of the Opera...starting to get it?

Hat: my Punisher hat

Superhero: Batman

Sidekick: Robin

Super Villian: Ultron

Dog: my own

Type of dog...: Chou/german shepherd mix

Sweet: uhmm...everything...but especially coconut cakes...

Sibling: uh sister

Least favorite sibling: Same sister. i have one sibling

Website: Google. the possibilites are endless...

Search Engine: again...google

Actor: Gerard Butler

Actress: Emmy Rossum

TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron, haha whatever else is on...lol as long as it keeps me entertained.

Quotes:

"Were up to 14,012 lies..."

-Timmy's mom

"Nope make it 14,013. i told timmy he could be president...and he believed me! sweet!...why isnt it sweet?"

-Timmy's dad

"I'm now...Spongebob Junglepants!! Torro gary torro torro. arr im a pirate."

-Spongebob

"I feel like i'm in a rut... *standing in a rut*"

-Timmy Turner

"This gargoyle who burns in hell but secretley longs for heaven, secretly, secretly..."

-Erik

"Bubbles put down that stupid octopus and help us with this stupid octopus!"

-Buttercup

"I like scrambling the faeries!!"

-Jorgan von Strangle

"I like destroying the bridge!"

-Jorgan von Strangle

"I will show how much I hate you by expressing no emotion."

- Raoul de Changy

"Fred and I should've got an E in everything because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

- George Weasley

"Wanted: One ghost, experience and good character required. Ability to sing tenor would be considered an advantage.'

- Charles Garnier (Kay)

"Woe unto those who have the good fortune to have a nose."

- Erik

"The Phantom, of course, is a rock'n'roller, as we all know. He is, uh, dressed up as opera, but in fact the Phantom is a rock'n'roller at heart."

-Andrew Lloyd Weber

"L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux"

-idk who said it...but its good. it means "the essential is invisible to the eye"

Erik-"Good morning miss!"

Lady-"Oh great Erik's awake..."

Erik- D':

Other stuff. most of it came from http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2020018/mirifaery profile. who writes the most amazing fanfics. ]

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile..

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you are crazy and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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You called me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, and nature is BEAUTIFUL. Thank you for the compliment! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it to your profile.

Look, if your going to be a pain, then sit your freakin butt down, shut your FN mouth. And don't TALK TO ME!!
If you've ever wanted to say this to someone, Copy & Paste this into your profile.

If you think that Kristen Stewart is a bad actress and that Robert Pattinson is as ugly as anyone could be in this movie, copy and paste
this into your profile. (btw, He ALWAYS looks like he is in pain)

If you have ever made a comment to someone that you know isn't paying attention anyway, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you like saying really random things because they don't seem random to you at all because you had been thinking about them all along - but to the people around you, they seem really random - (and if you have any idea what I just said...wrote...) copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of America's teen girls would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump. If you are on of the 5 percent who would yell "Then jump already!!", copy and paste this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you've met your not blood-related twin, in resemblance or personality, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own hulking feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

f you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Having a Benny: Having a Benny - Another unusual British Saying. It simply means, "Having a tantrum" or "Throwing a fit".A Load of Codswallop: A Load Of Codswallop - A Load Of Rubbish, Crap.Keep Your Hair On!: Keep Your Hair On! - Calm Down! Such a Visual British Slang Term. You can Imagine Someone Actually Losing their Hair in a Fit of Rage. Nice!Sod Off!: Sod Off! - Impolite - Get Knotted - Piss Off! - F_ _ _ Off! You will Find Out Very Quickly that Us Brits Have Loads of Synonyms for the Infamous Vernacular "Eff off".Arse Over Tit: Arse Over Tit - Head Over Heels. Ah, such a choice British Saying.Hanky-Panky: Hanky-Panky - To Have A Bit Of A Snog or "Making Out" in American English. It's Original Meaning is That of Trickery or Shenanigans But it's More Commonly Used in the First Sense in Modern England.Pleased as Punch: Pleased as Punch - This lovely British Saying has origins in the popular Punch and Judy puppet show in England. It has a similar meaning to "Chuffed to Bits" and translates as, "very pleased with or very happy with something". In the original puppet show the lead character, Punch, was known for being very pleased with his evil deeds, hence the British Saying, "Pleased as Punch".Slap & Tickle: Slap & Tickle - Have A Bit Of A Snog or Making Out to our American Counterparts. A Tongue-in-Cheek British Saying that's a Bit Naughty But Nice!Get Knotted!: Get Knotted! - A Not So Polite Way to Tell Someone Who's Being a Bit of a Nuisance to Get Stuffed.Search by Letter: The toolbar allows you to search for British words and sayings by clicking on the letters. You will find tons of different slogans and slangs when browsing. If you would like to suggest a British word or phrase you can use the Suggest a British Saying page.Englishman's Home is His Castle: An Englishman's Home is His Castle - This English dictum means that a man's home is his world to do as he pleases with no rules - in general. It dates back to the 17th Century when Sir Edward Coke, declared in the "Institutes of the Laws of England,1628 that: - "For a man's house is his castle, et domus sua cuique est tutissimum refugium (and each man's home is his safest refuge" In modern times, the majority of Brits still believe in this to an extent. It's common for a man to look upon his place of domain as his kingdomCheeky Bugger: Cheeky Bugger! - Naughty. Someone Comments That You've Got A Nice Pair (Rack, To The Americans), Call Them This!Pratt: Pratt - This UK Expression Sounds Very Rude But is Actually Quite Harmless. If Someone's Being a Little Bit Out of Line, Call Them This. Or Just Point to the T-Shirt and Give Them a Wink.Bovvered - Catherine Tate - Am I Bovvered: A question made famous by UK comedienne Catherine Tate. Americans might say, “I could care less”, but literally it means, “Am I Bothered?” and is posed as a rhetorical question. The word “bovvered” enjoyed such resurgence in the UK, that it was voted Word of the year in 2006 – in part due to its popularity on the aforementioned show. Growing up in the UK, it was phrase that us kids used in irreverent defiance to our teachers and Head Masters – but usually behind their backs. To do so otherwise would definitely lead to a clip around the ears or inBy The Short And Curlies: By The Short And Curlies - To get caught In a Bind, As It Were?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be emo.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY, so I MUST straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink.
I act LESBIAN, so I MUST be weird.
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

If you hate sterotypes, repost this on your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

-You talk to yourself a lot.

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

-You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-People think you have A.D.D.

-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all:

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

1. FIRST NAME: Do i have to?

*DC my awesome OC* yes...

*me* fine...'mumbles' Maria...

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?- YUSS!! My great gramzzzzz i believe. she was royalty apparently o.o pretty kewl...but me? why im just a PoTO obsessed teen with glasses and irritating hair :D

3. SIBLING NAMES: Elsie!!!! RAWWWWRRRR!!!! Shes awesome. annoying, but awesome...

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?– I wish i could recall...but i dont. im pretty optimistic. pessimisim isnt as fun. you dont get things thrown at you, so you cant work on your ninja skills as much.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Couldn't play the violin or write without 'em.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?- turkey :D and on occasion ham...

7. KIDS? – i will adopt a German boy!!! i willllzzz.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?- Not if i was sane :D

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? – Had one, lost it, made another, got bored with it...

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? - …No, of COURSE I don't use sarcasm a lot.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?– Nope...THEY STOLE MY TONSILS AND PUT THEM INTO THEIR HUMAN LIKE ANDROID!!!...DUMBLEDORE IS REALLY A GAY ANDROID!!!!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?- Aww yeah!!! :D

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?- Cookie Crisp, Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Charms, Reeses Puffs 'continues rambling while DC comes and drags me away'

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?- It depends on the shoe >:D

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?- ahahahaha!!! noooooooooooo... :D 'whispers' its spiderman...

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?- Cherry Vanilla

17. SHOE SIZE?-7 1/2

18. RED OR PINK?- REDD...rahamamamama laamma shaga raooppg fding lohgifn shing shong!! 'flails arms and keeps spouting nonsense while DC shakes her head'

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?- Uhhhmmm...hmmmm...hmmm...hmm...hm...i got rid of an M each time!!! OMFG!!! 8D its a dream come true!!!

*DC* her insane rambling...

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?- 'epic intake of breath' i dont know... :D the silverware ninja!!

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?- I dont know...will i get a cookie >:D

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?- No shoes and dark blue skinnies

23. LAST THING YOU ATE?- Pickle...or a cucumber? (why dont you ask...YOUR MOM??? i bet she would know >:D ) ohmigosh! it looks like a fat smilie!!

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?- My dog breathing...'tries and match her breathing' its not working!!! 'total meltdown'

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?- I'm a crayon!!!??? crap!! dont put me in the sun! dont put me in the sun!!!!!

26. FAVORITE SMELL?- COOOKIESSS 'drool'

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?- My mum

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?- Eyes, personality...musical talent of any sort

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?- Copy and paste

30. FAVORITE DRINK?- Sprite

31. FAVORITE SPORT?- Soccer

32. EYE COLOR?- dark brownish black, black when im mad or depressed, light brown when im happy. warm chocolate brown when im neutral, ie in a--omfg!!! sushi fish!!!

33. HAT SIZE?- Well if i knewww...i wouldnt tell you...your not buying me a hat are you?? ARE YOU???? BECAUSE I LOOOOVE HATS :L 'creepy drool stalker look'

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?- Glasses, and I hate them

35. FAVORITE FOOD?-Grapes! bom chicka wah wah! 'eye twitches' say their not a food...and i will find you... 'chuckles evilly' and give this box of assorted nuts!!! 'whispers' i hate nuts...'falls over, dying from laughter'

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?- It depends...

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?- Yogi Bear :D

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?- My hoodie uh huh, see how gangsta i look? 'pulls hood up' uh huh! >:D

39. SUMMER OR WINTER?- Summer...no school for one!! and for two, i can be outside...barefoot!!

40. HUGS OR KISSES?- Hugs! kisses make me think of mono...and mono means one! and a stem taught me that! 'eye twitches' and i hate stems...

41. FAVORITE DESERT?- Gourmet chocolate cake. yumm! :L

i will read any reviews i get. im good with criticism. it will help me improve. thanks!

Doo doo do doo doo do doo, DC's peacin out! :D

bye bye :}

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Conspiracies by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. matchmaker!Christine in collusion with Erik. Only good things can happen from there.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,216 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Erik, Raoul
House Unity by PhoenixSpirit10500 reviews
What on earth does the Ministry of Magic think it's doing... coupling everyone in the 6th and 7th years to, what? 'Unite the houses' I've never heard of anything more ridiculous. Draco/Hermione. Marriage Law Fic with a twist. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,178 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Last Time by jamiepage19 reviews
Christine reflects on her decision to leave with Raoul, wondering if perhaps she is wrong to abandon Erik. As she sorts out her feelings, will she discover a deep and passionate love, or intense fear? Eventually E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Christine, Erik
Passion and Vengeance by PhantomMalevolence reviews
Erik had once fallen in love with the rich spoiled heiress, Christine Daniels. Christine did nothing but torture the poor boy, BUT NOW their roles are reversed. Christine needs desperately his help and Erik thinks of paying her back.*COMPLETED*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,658 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Human Anatomy by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul various degrees of slash. One word prompts based on body parts, most parts except for the one you really want.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,055 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Erik, Raoul
Seven Minutes In Heaven by violent darlings reviews
Modern day. The trials and tribulations of Erik as he attempts to navigate the weird and wonderful world of high school. Leroux/Kay based, predominantly Erik/Christine, although at times a little Erik/Everyone. Finally complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,952 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Once upon a murderers match by Nightmarica reviews
Serena's moves to Springwood for a fresh start. She had just spent the last four years in a mental hospital for commiting murder. Little does she know that one of her own kind, Freddy Krueger, is there waiting... I've made part two yes, they finish.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Raoul's Diary by gnomechompskis reviews
Being the fop he is, he has a lot of time to goof off. This story is made to make fun of Raoul a lot. If you are just BARELY attached to Raoul, I HIGHLY advise you stay away. XD It's all in jest. Dedicated to Erik/Christine fangirls. Rated for language.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010
Voiceless confessions by Emilx311 reviews
Raoul gets into an accident that leaves him mute. Because of this Christine decides that he's not good enough anymore and leaves, but how will Erik react when he finds out? ErikRaoul slash
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
The 12 Erik's by XoMargueriteoX reviews
Being kidnapped by 12 crazy homicidal geniuses is not a situation you'd want to be in. Yet again... it's every phangirls dream.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Erik - Complete
I Haven't Told You I Love You Yet by phoenix-dogs reviews
Duke Venomania's dying thoughts.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Gumi/Megpoid, Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
From Your Secret Admirer by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul pre-slash. The required holiday fic. Erik has plans to destroy Raoul's and Christine's Christmas plans. It of course backfires. Or does it?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
20 Things That Will Get You Killed By Erik by J.R. Nels reviews
Self explanitory. Parody. Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Erik - Complete
The Phantom Hedgehog of the Opera by Layla the Hedgehog reviews
When a mysterious hedgehog who calls himself "The Phantom" haunts the halls of the Opera Populaire, will Sonic be able to win the heart of Amy, or will the Phantom become her new lover? SONAMY SONAMY SONAMY SONAMY SONAMY! :D COMPLETE! :D
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
My Favorite Enemy by Mistress Whimsy reviews
"He's my favorite enemy, you see." An alternate version of the scene from The Red and The Black. Mulder/Krycek slash. one shot.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Just Ask the Vocaloids? by rainbowedtri reviews
Sighing, Kaito rubbed his forehead. "… yeah. Very bad feeling about this." - A 'Just Ask' fiction. Inspired by the 'Ask Hetalia' fics.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010
Untitled by call me ponyboy reviews
Shameless PWP in which Erik decides he wants to paint Raoul in the nude
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
The Project by CheeriosAreSquare reviews
Modern Day. ERik and Raoul are in high school. Not what you're thinking though. NO SLASH!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Midnight Confessions by FreekyDisaster18 reviews
Mulder wants the world to know that he has a secret relationship with Krycek.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Seduction 101: A Lesson By Sam Winchester by Nichneven reviews
Sam is always willing to help his angel friend figure out the ropes when it comes to living amongst humans. Especially when helping Cas is as good as helping his big brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
53 Ways Not To Die A Slow And Painful Death by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
53 ways not to die a slow and painful death by annoying Erik for dummies. you know who you are.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Brutality by call me ponyboy reviews
Erik catches Raoul. Established Relationship
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
What's Worse than Phantom in Manhattan? by Kill Otto reviews
THIS.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Doctor's Code by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
Garnier Hospital Supplementary. Multiple pairings, main one being ErikRaoul slash. Though there is het in this one.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Erik, Raoul
Total Randomness by Afterthought and Ellipses reviews
Hermione has her period, Snape has a bad day and Ron is continually lunged at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching You Die by Phantasmagor1a reviews
Raoul and Erik love/hate.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Spring by Righteous Llama reviews
I have something for you, too," Meg told him. "Close your eyes." It's Erik's birthday, and Meg pays him a visit. M/E
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
My Spirit Longs With Thee by jamiepage19 reviews
**COMPLETE**Christine has chosen to begin a new life with Raoul, but an unexpected tragedy sends her fleeing into the arms of her dark angel once again. Will Erik and Christine be able to overcome the challenges ahead of them? E/C Please read & review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,400 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Waffles on a Monday Morning by Rivkah Sorrow reviews
some light mulder/krycek slash fluff inspired by the song 'let me wrap you in my warm and tender love'. Just a bit of fun- it all starts when Mulder enters the office and disturbs scully with his unusually good mood...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek
Deck the Halls by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. More mistletoe fun. Though definitely not the fun of last Christmas or the one before.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Par le Miroir by qurota ayuni reviews
Raoul, panicking and desperate, could only think of one last way to distract the Phantom. Raoul kissed him.It was just a meeting of lips.Quivering lips against warm shocked lips.Little did he know the consenquences of his actions. ErikRaoul slash
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Erik, Raoul
Starry Night by Gas-Masked UNIT reviews
Dib has something to tell Tak...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Claimed by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. The alternative to crazy, possessive!Erik in Lingering Ghosts. The fluff without the dark. Erik thinks of another way of claiming Raoul as his. Good times are had by all.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Unexpected by Typewriter 15 reviews
Just a random E&R fic I decided to do. This fic is actually a crack fic based on a confession during the abduction scene. Raoul confesses the 'unexpected' during Christine's abduction. SLASH. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Erik, Raoul
Piles of Files by Oneturtledove reviews
Scully is bored. She becomes the butt of Mulder's jokes. There may or may not be moonwalking in the office also. Not a crack fic.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
PHANTY! by starburst27 reviews
Raoul pesters Erik with stupidity, Erik goes on adventures, etc
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Erik
Left to Chance by moon maiden of time reviews
It was not love. It was...just mere fascination. Really. ErikRaoul
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,007 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
FROM DUSK TO DAWN by Donna McIntosh reviews
Alex Krycek has information to trade for what he wants most -- Sex. So he goes visiting Walter Skinner and then Fox Mulder.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - A. Krycek, W. Skinner - Complete
Kissing Krycek by gonattsaga reviews
Mulder becomes obsessed with the idea of kissing Krycek. And then there are cherry-flavoured Halls and some cheesy dialogue. Warning: Some swearing, PWP, mentions of violence and two men kissing.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2009 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek
Insecurities by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Erik’s beginning to think that Raoul chooses to misunderstand the situation.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Erik, Raoul and their relation with condoms by WolvesChaseRabbits reviews
ONE-SHOT, mild slash...depends on the way you look at it though. It's mostly a dialogue between both of them about condoms. Once again, I do NOT own Erik or Raoul. Desserie is just an OC from another of my fics which I have yet to upload. Haha. Enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Night In by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. The fluffier side of uncertainty. Erik and Raoul finally say the words that matter.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
He's Dangerous by Catch23North reviews
Mulder/Krycek PWP poem. Mulder's POV.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder - Complete
The 2008 Phantom by IamthePhantomoftheOpera reviews
What will happen when Erik is dropped into a modern Phangirl's house? Narrated by Erik. WARNING-REALLY RANDOM THINGS HAPPEN.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Erik
Never Say Never by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Raoul has a great imagination. Five nevers.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
After the Philosophy Club by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
Growing up hurts...
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007
The Phantom of the Opera by DemonicAngelChild reviews
What would happen if the roles of the story were switched?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
No two Gerrys by Kit Thespian reviews
...look alike. Let's face it. What if, in the improbable world of fan fiction, Leonidas, the Phantom of the Opera, and Andre Marek happened to meet in a dentist's office? It would be rather strange. This is for all you fangirls out there.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
The FUN song! by Nae'ka reviews
The end of the movie, exept not. Raoul starts to sing the fun song... CAN ERIK RESIST THE FUN SONG!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Bothering Erik by El loopy reviews
One very bored author starts to boss Erik around and in a very cruel twist releases a bunch of fangirls and Mary Sues into his dungeon. Oneshot that has two chapters.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Erik - Complete
A Word to the Phangirls by The Nightingale's Song reviews
The true Erik writes a brief note to the phangirls who swoon over his most recent incarnation.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Erik - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Demolished Heart reviews
Phantom of the Opera, ChristineErik
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Christmas Tradition by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash crackfic so don't expect much. Alcohol and mistletoe, what more could you ask for?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
How To Lose A Wheelchair in 10 Days by Balletgrl055 reviews
Erik stumbles upon a chatroom filled with phangirls, Raoul loves reading fanfiction, can Erik overcome the strange phangirls, or will he be doomed to be their puppy forever? Full of nondisgusting sweetness!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006
Popular by The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM reviews
Raoul has some advice for Erik...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Pass Time by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Haha, cookie for you. An epilogue. :oP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,601 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Disturbed by Mira-Jade reviews
Erik catches Raoul singing to his mirror, and it is, well . . . disturbing. Major Raoul bashing, not for the Fop lovers.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
What Would Erik Do? by Crimson Hint reviews
Pitting Erik against anything that comes to mind. Read to see who wins!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
A Feast For Crows by theScarlettWeasel reviews
Your face is as mean as your life as been. A punk retelling of The Phantom of the Opera set in 1977. Chapter Thirteen.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
We Are All Doomed! by Crimson Hint reviews
Find out what Eriks do when they gather. Watch as they compete for the title of best lasso thrower! See who wins the bake off! This story will have at least one more chapter.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006
A Phangirl's Guide to Pestering an Erik by MasqueradingThroughLife reviews
When a rather odd phangirl gets on the wrong side of a feline magician, Erik may just have found himself a new housemate. On Permanent Hiatus.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Erik
Save Me From My Solitude by Miss Dusk reviews
This is about how Erik met a Mary Sue. I like the ending much better. The reason for this insanity? It was part of a contest on the DBCA...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Erik - Complete
Young Chagnystein by ghostwritten2 reviews
PARODY, written in screenplay format. POTO characters take on the Young Frankenstein plot, and the monster gets the girl. I have no idea where this came from. Really, really silly. And now for something completely different. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Say You Love Me by Balletgrl055 reviews
COMPLETE! After a year of Christine and Raoul's marriage, Christine finally falls in love with Erik, so everything should be fine, except he falls in love with Raoul. ha! Take that Bidizzles
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,177 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Erik and Raoul a love story by JennyWren reviews
Raoul attacked me again while I was sleeping! No slash, PFN Humour Writing Contest
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Erik Discovers the Advantages of Being a Phantom by Crimson Hint reviews
A day in the life of the average Phantom! Clothing problems, annoying visitors, and troubling recollections involving lederhosen are just some of the annoyances that an Opera Ghost must face.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005
Relax, I Know What I'm Doing by Miss Dusk reviews
Hermione and Snape find themselves in an interesting situation... I can't really explain what is going on because then I would give away the entire thing. Please R&R. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wipe My Tears by Balletgrl055 reviews
Down in Erik's lair, Christine makes her choice to stay with Erik, and Raoul does the unthinkable. In the end, will Christine get to stay with Erik? Oneshot PLease RR
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Did I Say That Out Loud? by gonnabeastarr reviews
Phantom of the Opera moviefic. Watch as a rabid Erik fangirl who would rather be doing him and a girl who absolutely detests him try to explain the movie in lamence terms. Insanity ensues, as well as much inmind Phantom molestation and bashing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005
Happy 18th by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash fic. Raoul’s depressed. Christine’s a lovesick girl. Phantom’s a bit of a pansy, a tad delusional, and a stalker. Nothing really angsty, just random humor, gayness, and fluff.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
The Phanthumb of the Opera by welshrose reviews
A parody of The Phantom of the Opera, in the style of Thumbtanic. Script format.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2005
The Forbidden Love by Shelaum reviews
A love story based off of how I think the story should be. Raoul and Erik love story. R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2005
My Music by hiei1317 reviews
Hi again! I'm back with my latest slash story. I hope you all like it! Really I would like to say it is RaoulErik, for anyone uncomfortable with that. Also the title has nothing really to do with the story, except the ending a little. Disclaimer: I d
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005
PhanGirl Island by Kianra17 reviews
What happens when Erik is lured to PhanGirl Island? What will happen when he takes Raoul, Christine, and Carlotta with him? R & R! CHAPTER 7 UP!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005
When Phangirls Attack by Ace of Hearts reviews
Erik never thought he'd curse the day when he found himself suddenly transformed into a super-stud...until he met the phanatic Butler 'phangirls' of the 2004 Warner Bros. movie! ONE-SHOT
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Into the Night by The Infant Phenomenon reviews
(Slash) Erik and Raoul find solace in eachother's company while in Venice.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003
Mattress World by Jenny19 reviews
Mulder and Krycek go shopping for a mattress.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2003 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek
Ab Initio by Nevah reviews
Krycek takes a sort of divided look at his first night with Mulder. Mulder/Krycek slash. A follow-up to "It's Been Awhile."
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2001
II by Nevah reviews
A twilight phone call, a grocery store, and an antagonistic Krycek. Mulder/Krycek slash. A second follow-up to "It's Been Awhile."
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2001
Apartment 42 by drewbug reviews
Krycek searches Mulder's apartment. Slashy tones.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/1999 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder - Complete
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Lack of Color reviews
Dean is furious and miserable without Cas and Bobby, then he gets a surprise visit from someone he least expects.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Love Disease reviews
Before Krycek and Mulder became partners, Krycek knew he would become Mulder's partner someday and betray him. Krycek learns all he can about Mulder in order to become the man that he would trust, but ends up becoming completely obsessed with Mulder.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder
Save Me from my Solitude reviews
Erik an Christine meet as children and fall in love. later she meets him again, completley by accident, he is now an assasin who works for the right price...once they meet their passions enflame again and they realize that they always loved eachother.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,692 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Erik, Christine
Used reviews
Mulder/Krycek Mulder/Skinner Skinner/Krycek
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Dog Fight: The Opponents reviews
Krycek and Mulder are partners, some pizza, a hotel room and lust can make ANYTHNG happen. SLASH!
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Forevermore reviews
Begins on the opening night of Don Juan Triumphant. Raoul and Erik learn some things about forbidden love and the difference between love and obsession. Erik/Christine, Raoul/Christine Erik/Raoul. THIS IS A SLASH FIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Erik's Fangirl reviews
Erik's Phangirl Veronique drives him more than crazy. But when DC comes along he may have found his soul mate, very little Erik/OC. i decided to put myself in this to drive Erik crazy :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Erik
Phantom of The Opera strangeness reviews
Erik and the rest of the crew have a magical journey to unknown lands. Christine is stupid, Rauol is a pansy, Erik is a jerk, and Meg is just...Meg...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011