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Joined 01-04-11, id: 2688238, Profile Updated: 11-11-16
Author has written 38 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Highlander, Xena: Warrior Princess, Harry Potter, Gargoyles, Sleeping Beauty, Stargate: SG-1, Addams Family, Green Arrow, Terra Nova, Underworld, Firefly, Gummi Bears, Bewitched, Captain America, His Dark Materials, Home Improvement, Shrek, Assassin's Creed, and Game X-overs.

Posting here, TTH, and AO3. FFNet's posting system makes updating more difficult and time consuming than I think it needs to be. Thus, most of my stories here remain un-updated. You could even call them First drafts. If you like spelling and punctuation to be fixed, consider reading at TTH, which is much easier to update and hence most of my stories have been updated.


First stories now posted. They're going like wildfire or hotcakes or something like that.

Thank you for reading.

I respond to *all* reviews. If you don't get a response from me, it's probably because you have Private Messaging disabled or you weren't logged in.

I should point out that I like making people think and challenging expectations. Therefore, in my stories anyone can die and anyone can live. Even the bad guys if they are good/lucky enough. Main characters get slightly more leeway, but they can die too.

Also, I strive for realism in whatever story I write. Realistic physics, injuries, etc. The two regular exceptions are training and healing time; simply to keep the plot moving.

Male, 30something, From Wisconsin. Go, Pack, Go!

Bad decisions make the best stories. A horror film where no one makes a bad decision becomes a film about a guy who hides in the bushes for 2 hours and then goes home.


In stories I read, I don't expect perfection but repeated errors annoy me. Especially:

YEA: "Yea" is a word but "yeah" is the word you meant to write. There are two ways to properly use 'yea'. One is old English like the King James bible. "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." That includes a lot of 'thee's and 'thou's too, which are also words. But you still don't use 'thee' when you mean 'the' and you don't use 'thou' when you mean 'though'. They are different words and (usually) pronounced differently. "Yea, I told thee guy to sit down thou he didn't listen to me," is wrong. The other correct way to use 'yea' is to vote "yea or nay." I find the spelling to be ironic since yea and yay rhyme but we don't vote "yay or nay" which would make more sense to me.

If you incorrectly use "yea", I will probably call you out on it. If you don't feel like changing it, I will assume you are either too stupid to understand or too lazy to make corrections. Either way, I won't be reading your stories.

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Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale by Rastislav reviews
A bored old man gets thrown into the divine playground that is Tamriel, as a descendant of a religious madman no less! Will he content himself with merely finding his way in this new world? Or will his newfound ancestry lead him to defy the vagaries of fate? Find out in this senile scribble of mine! Should you wish to descend upon the dreaded pp site do search up Rastislav156
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 259 - Words: 644,414 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8h - Published: 7/27/2024
An Ace In The Hole by aadixon reviews
Harry Potter was never raised by the Dursleys. Instead, he was raised under the watchful eye and tutelage of his mother's half-sister, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. When Harry finally returns to Wizarding world, he isn't quite what everyone is expecting.; AU; Dark Harry, Hermione, Luna, The Joker, Harley; Written by AA & JB
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 128,041 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 4,165 - Updated: 12/23/2024 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Harley Quinn, The Joker
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,043,485 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 9,852 - Follows: 11,094 - Updated: 10/31/2024 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Queen of Swords by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Elisif knows she's the Empire's candidate for High Queen only because they regard her as weak and biddable; until a hasty trip to Helgen, to witness Ulfric's execution, sends her into deadly peril but also reveals a new side to her. With a new and lethal friend, the unlikeliest of Dragonborns, as her mentor she sets out to become a true warrior queen.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,021 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 9/27/2024 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Elisif, Jenassa, Kaie
A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episode III by Mnementh1 reviews
Harry Potter, Jedi Padawan, is heading back to Hogwarts for his third year. With his Godfather newly freed and uncertainty about his destiny haunting his future, Harry must cope with a plot from the stars to destroy his mentor.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,217 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/21/2024 - Published: 8/25/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Way of the Jedi, Rewrite by TheNewJeniferChurch reviews
This is the rewrite I promised you. Harry reads the Star Wars Trilogy, and decides to become a Jedi. Chapter 3! (just correcting a typo)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/11/2024 - Published: 4/8/2023 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Foxy Lady by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 7/4/2024 - Published: 12/6/2018
Skyrim through the eyes of a Misanthrope by Thefirstruleofwriteclubis reviews
An awkward, gangly guardswoman is suddenly catapulted into the big leagues when she is ordered to be Housecarl to some manner of dragon-slaying super-warrior. She doesn't mind the extra workload or the fact that nobody appears to be paying her for this service, but she IS terrified that it might involve talking to strangers...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/12/2024 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Camilla Valerius, Lydia, Carlotta Valentia
A Sorcerer's Ambition by The Dark Wolf Shiro reviews
Grayson doesn't have a bad life, not really. But given the chance to improve his not-that-bad life, he'll grab it without a second thought, even if he has to make a deal with a devil to do so, after all... the sorting hat did say his ambition was dangerous.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 225,103 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 6,999 - Follows: 7,601 - Updated: 6/3/2024 - Published: 4/10/2020
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 334,128 - Reviews: 9071 - Favs: 20,397 - Follows: 23,136 - Updated: 5/6/2024 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beginnings in Disguise by Rensong reviews
There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2024 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bethany
A New Player in the Force: The Gathering Storm by USSExplorer reviews
The second book in the "A New Player in the Force" series. The story begins 4 years before the battle of Naboo with Cam recovering from his trial of adulthood with the Mandalorians. His Jedi Masters are Dooku and Fay. (and why doesn't she have a tag?) MC has a very lite-Gamer system which is far weaker than most people use and will slowly be pulled back as the story progresses
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 655,807 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 7,829 - Follows: 8,604 - Updated: 3/24/2024 - Published: 9/20/2021 - Count Dooku, OC - Complete
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,694 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 11/30/2023 - Published: 12/6/2013
Working for the Weekend by dogbertcarroll reviews
Arriving in Sunnydale ready to start a new life as a normal teenager, Buffy discovered she wasn't the only one who dealt with strange events and that maybe it wasn't all bad, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something had been listening when she'd wished for a vacation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,680 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 9/24/2023 - Published: 7/5/2020
The Brightest Witch by Neptune20 reviews
Hermione has built the reputation of being the brightest witch of her age by the end of third year, and this had opened many opportunities for her. Many choices. But what if she only wants to make one choice... for someone else to make those choices for her? Contains smut, incest, watersports, and other kinks. You've been warned. More than just smut though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,347 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 8/31/2023 - Published: 7/8/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Mrs. Granger
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 4,752 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 7/26/2023 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Strawberry Wine by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Sequel to Remuneration for Instructional Services. Harry takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professorship and must deal with his Summer Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,357 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 6/19/2023 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Lost In Camelot by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
A mysterious old man sends Bo and Kenzi hundreds of years into the past. Merlin and Arthur find them and take them to Camelot, where they must navigate a complex maze of medieval society, new romantic entanglements, and magical enemies while searching for a way home and learning some surprising truths about themselves.
Crossover - Merlin & Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 280,227 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/13/2023 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Merlin, Bo D., Morgana] Kenzi - Complete
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,983 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 5/21/2023 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,679 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 5/12/2023 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos - Complete
Patchwork Soul by Neptune20 reviews
Tom's teenage self was reeling. Having your soul shattered and then forced to absorb parts of an 11 year old girl would do that. But this wasn't the world or the time he — or she now — remembered, and unfortunately the only person that could understand felt nothing but hatred. Oh yes, Harry was most unhappy about Ginny being killed. Harry/Ginnymort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/26/2023 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 5,654 - Follows: 5,722 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
Watch by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 259,557 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 5,821 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 1/8/2023 - Published: 5/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Vahan: Possession is Nine Tenths by TheCauldron reviews
First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,489 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 8/9/2022 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P.
A New Player In The Force by USSExplorer reviews
A soldier wins an afterlife lottery and is given the chance to live again in another universe with access to lite-Gamer powers. Not a full-on x-over, with only some elements of the Gamer genre. OC/Quasi-SI. NOTE: The story starts almost 4000 years before the Prequels but arrives in that era by the end of the Prologue. Continued in the "The Gathering Storm."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 417,337 - Reviews: 4579 - Favs: 13,006 - Follows: 13,244 - Updated: 5/4/2022 - Published: 5/22/2018 - OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 13,463 - Follows: 13,875 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Jedi Potter by Akamoroti reviews
Dumbledore hopes that Harry can grow up in a somewhat normal environment. Little does he know that leaving him with the Dursleys will take this out of his control. How will this new environment affect Harry's magic? New family, new friends, new Harry; is he even Harry anymore? Some canon events may still take place, but the timeline will not be the same. AU immediately. No harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,270 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 12/3/2021 - Published: 2/26/2021 - Harry P., Susan B., Astoria G., Daphne G.
We're In This Together by zugrian reviews
After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 721,512 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 6,124 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 11/16/2021 - Published: 4/12/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Luna L., Dobby - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 10,253 - Follows: 7,740 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Back by Methos2523 reviews
Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 268,228 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 11,152 - Follows: 13,149 - Updated: 7/9/2021 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3899 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 6,260 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 231,371 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 2/9/2021 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron writes fanfiction. A simple trip to dispose of garbage becomes a life or death situation.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 119 - Words: 479,491 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/18/2020 - Published: 8/5/2008
A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episode I by Mnementh1 reviews
After being delivered to the Dursley's doorstep like a jug of milk, Harry is rescued by a mysterious stranger before they even know he was there. Nearly ten years later, he is returned, but not as the boy Dumbledore expected. Rated T and will always be rated T. Edited for grammar and spelling Nov 16 2020
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 11/16/2020 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017
A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episode II by Mnementh1 reviews
Harry Potter, Jedi Padawan, returns for his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. With Voldemort still trying to come back to life, Harry and his friends must face additional foes at Hogwarts during her most desperate hour. The opening of the Chamber of Secrets! Sequel to A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episode I Beginning edit for grammar and spelling Nov 16
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,306 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Matilda Wormwood, Meet Wednesday Addams by NotMarge reviews
Those red bellied piranhas, they really do bring people together.
Crossover - Addams Family & Matilda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/8/2020 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Morticia A., Gomez A., Wednesday A., Matilda W. - Complete
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Miles, Magic, and Mayhem by Atlantima reviews
Desmond Miles expected to die. He didn't expect to wake up in a horse-drawn cart headed for execution. /I must've passed out again, and they stuck me back in the Animus as usual./ But the Animus has a few bugs, it seems. He can't get to the menu or turn on the map. Also there's dragons. (Spoilers through AC3)
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,289 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/15/2020 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Desmond M.
Unlucky Dovahkiin - How I Learned To Start Worrying And Hate My Fate by Some Random Shitty Rambler reviews
Kneeling at the executioner's block, about to be killed by his own people for the crime of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, Marius was starting to question his fate. This viewpoint was really not helped when the first Dragon seen in Tamriel in eons came down and almost burned him. Slow silly story with terribly-executed Dovahkiin/Harem, finally completed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 285,747 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana - Complete
The Peridan Chronicles by marmota-b reviews
or, How a Certain Really Old Man Survived in a Different World. Although he did not come out of it unchanged... The Golden Age could not happen without some hard work. / Crossover; as close to canon as possible for Chronicles of Narnia, slightly AU for Highlander. Rated T for possible language and violence (language hopefully just hinted at, violence cannot be avoided at times.)
Crossover - Highlander & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,622 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Methos, Edmund Pevensie, Peridan, OC
The Rogue Symbiote by David Knight reviews
A traumatic injury reveals a secret of Rogue's even she didn't know.
Crossover - X-Men & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,537 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/2/2019 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Peter P./Spider-Man
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Amanda's Watchers by Julie the Tall Terror reviews
Amanda proves you can't watch an Immortal who doesn't want to be watched... emphatically. Methos gleefully concurs. But MacLeod has it easy, right? Poor Joe is stuck making compromises as always. Featuring snarky comments, swearing in old languages and haggling. Thanks to beta LadySilver!
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2019 - Amanda, Duncan, Joe, Methos - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6627 - Favs: 15,298 - Follows: 17,828 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Remedial Jedi Theology by MarbleGlove reviews
Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,170 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 7,535 - Follows: 7,013 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7910 - Favs: 12,592 - Follows: 14,485 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Nourishment by Avain1991 reviews
When Harry Potter returned from his confrontation with Voldemort he was unconscious and in pain. Fearful for his life Poppy Pomfrey hatched a plan to help him. But when the unexpected happens her plan to bring Nourishment to her paitents body soon starts to bring nourishment to his soul. Rate M for adult themes so don't read if don't like. Harry/Hermione/Fleur/Susan. Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Hermione G., N. Tonks] - Complete
Symbiosis by deanine reviews
In the original comics, Peter Parker met the symbiont, Venom, after he had possessed others, after his mind had been corrupted by inappropriate hosts and his true purpose lost to insanity and insatiable hunger. If Peter had met the symbiont while it was still intact, its mind clear and its purpose undecided, would he have so easily rejected the partnership? AU Post Homecoming
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,761 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Honest Trailers: Highlander: The Source by Legatum reviews
All Highlander fans are respectfully requested to lay down all torches and pitchforks before entering, even though literally no one on God's green earth should be defending this film.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 10,957 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Hey Jude by kuschelirmel reviews
Methos as a biker in LA, going after another Immortal - since when does Methos actively participate in the Game? He must have his reasons... "Look, I'm not gonna pretend I'm one of the good guys. I haven't been in years. But I can help you, maybe more than you think." Work-in-Progress, no slash, rated T for violence
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,461 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Methos, Amanda
Harry's Harem by Potterporn reviews
Harry is the Chosen One and that means he gets anything and anyone he wants. With every girl wanting to join his group of elite sluts in his harem how far will they go to be his slaves and future breeding sluts? Hermione slut, Parvati slut, Lavendar slut, Ginny slut, Katie slut. Basically most girls get used here so submission, sex, orgies and degradation. M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., N. Tonks
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,554 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot. Edited for grammar 11/22/2020
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 184 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 12,378 - Follows: 14,466 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Prisoner by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence. In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. [Slow burn Maleficent/Aurora. Complete.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 261,167 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Owned by Animalover205 reviews
What happens when Harry wakes up to find that the three most important women in his life are in bed with him, naked? What happens when he finds that all three of them have slave marks? What happens when he finds three master marks on him? Rated: M Pairings: Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Hermione G.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 1/24/2015
BUM by dogbertcarroll reviews
After an accident leaves him horribly burned and one of his friends dead, Xander Harris flees Sunnydale with only the symbiote on his back to seek someplace where he can fit in.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 951 - Published: 3/11/2017
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 917 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Absolute Power by Kurogano Yokaze reviews
Immediately following Sirius' death, plots are found and enemies appear in friends. Harry is forced to walk a path he never suspected by becoming darker and darker just to survive until he eventually becomes Truly Dark and cusps on the verge of being Evil, but never truly going over, gathering slaves, using dark magic and revenge on his enemies. H/Hr/L (Full summary inside)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/10/2016
Highlander Ficlets by MarbleGlove reviews
This is a collection of short unrelated Highlander ficlets. Some of them are straight up Highlander, others are crossover.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 26,806 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Methos - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7873 - Favs: 10,906 - Follows: 8,219 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12463 - Favs: 23,067 - Follows: 15,047 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 5,129 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Hunter's Tale by Colleen reviews
Halloween on the Hellmouth has so many possiblilties. Apparently Ethan thought that one of the Slayer's little group going as a Vampire Hunter might be funny. Too bad neither he nor Xander know much about the costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,103 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Xander H.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Faramir, Eomer, OC - Complete
The Upper Hand by BillAtWork reviews
From the very beginning Sarah always had the upper hand in their relationship. She determined how far it could go. And she sometimes acted incredibly unfairly. She would get jealous, send him mixed signals, and then push him away when he tried to act on those signals. What if Chuck were to gain the upper hand?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,982 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 6,586 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Most Likely Inheritance by MacJack reviews
You know Sirius would treat adulthood like a big joke. You also know that, like everything else, somehow it will turn out to make Harry's life even stranger. Comic one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Complete
Edmund- Last (sane) Man Standing by WhoNeedsReality reviews
When you're surrounded by 3 mad siblings, a bratty cousin, a country ruled by a lion and a guy with a fake Spanish accent, there's always something to make Edmund feel like the last sane person on earth. Funny sketches and parodies of canonical scenes, starring Edmund. Set in movie-verse, LWW, PC and VotD. Lots of crack and silliness, please R&R!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013
The Clothes (Apparently) Make the Hero by Morninglight reviews
Gytha Bark-Shod is a vagrant who's so poor she has to make her shoes from birch bark, hence her nickname amongst the various small villages of Skyrim. She enters Solitude, gets a haircut and a new dress, and is mistaken for a savvy, well-travelled adventurer by the Jarl's court. One haunted cave and some political advice to Elisif later, she finds herself involved in the civil war.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 7335 - Favs: 17,344 - Follows: 11,442 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Wolf Queen Awakens by Ms Katonic reviews
Dragons may signify the world's end but as far as Elisif's concerned, her world ended well before that when Ulfric Stormcloak murdered her husband. So it is that no one's more surprised than her when a dragon attack on Solitude reveals that there's more to the High Queen in waiting than anyone
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 383,344 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Elisif, Argis the Bulwark, Madanach, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 11,638 - Follows: 8,098 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 2,149 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
A Good Man Goes to War by ygbsm reviews
Chuck has returned home for his annual birthday bash. When his ex-friend Bryce sends him an email he gets more than he bargained for. The CIA and NSA send their best to retrieve the information, but all is not what it seems, Chuck is definitely not the nerd they were looking for and even "demons run when a good man goes to war."
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,410 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 7,021 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Smooth as a River Stone by MarbleGlove reviews
Thousands of years later, Jake O'Neil's descendent looks out the temple palace to see what the god Methos sees. (This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't already read A Square Peg in a Round Hole.)
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Born Protectors by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
The Monks of Dagon were sworn to protect the cosmic artifact known as the Key from the Hell-Goddess Glory. The solution they came up with, sending the Key to the Slayer, wasn't ideal. What if, instead, they decided to send the Key somewhere else? Somewhere with an organization seemingly predestined to protect the Key's human form?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
The Cannibal King by Soulreaver58 reviews
Six months after the power goes out. The cities have become a desolate prison for their inhabitants. What does it take to survive?
Emberverse series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
DUEL by fantasy1290 reviews
What if when Draco challenged Harry to a duel at the beginning of first year it had a lot more significance then either realized? A duel not only for bragging rights but for injustice and eventual love. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 330,761 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 5,890 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Susan B.] - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 7138 - Favs: 16,268 - Follows: 10,334 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29967 - Favs: 33,982 - Follows: 20,734 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 4,893 - Follows: 1,609 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 12,054 - Follows: 3,674 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Initial A reviews
It almost became a running joke, to see how often and how creative she could get to enter his apartment, and how long it would take him to notice she was there or did something.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Beneath Azure Skies by Contramancer reviews
Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,844 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 467 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 5,320 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Narnian Revelation by cap red reviews
In England the Pevensies are living their lives, no one but them knowing about Narnia and that they were Kings and Queens there. What happens when a Portal between worlds opens and the Narnian world becomes part of the English one?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8270 - Favs: 19,726 - Follows: 11,812 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Changes on the Hellmouth by Yoda1976 reviews
After Principal Snyder is eaten by a vampire during open house Sunnydale High gets a new principal and nothing will ever be the same for Buffy and her freinds. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Buffy S.
That Which is Greater by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
What if, instead of being sent to an unattached Buy More worker, the Intersect winds up in the mind of a man with a life...and a daughter? Chuck, Sarah, and even Casey face hard truths about spying, life, and duty in this alternate telling of canon.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,184 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
101st by Archer969 reviews
Continuing the adventures of Buffy and Barb, minor femslash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 141,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Queen C of the Damned by PristinelyUngifted reviews
What if Cordelia, not Harmony, was the one turned at graduation? What happens when a newly vamped Cordelia Chase hooks up with Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Cordelia C., Spike - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 7,950 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Stingers by Archer969 reviews
When Buffy dives off the tower to close Glory's portal at the end of season 5 she ends up somewhere else, minor femslash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 858 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 462 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
White Knight Goes Green by HarlequinArtist reviews
Xander looses a bet and has to dress up in a very interesting costume. This leads to interesting changes in the White Knight. (No set pairing...yet!)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 344 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Xander H., Poison Ivy
Remembrance by juno57 reviews
A tribute to Lucy Stillman, written on the day she died. Assassin. Templar. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. A memoir of an enigmatic woman that made the game. SPOILER ALERT, this fic has spoilers for the end of Revelations, so be warned. Also, I rated it T for the occasional swear. Be warned, there be feels ahead!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Lucy S., Desmond M. - Complete
Take No Umbridge I: As Umbridge Sees it by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry Potter discovers that his being Triwizard Champion has some unexpected benefits regarding the teaching of Madame Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Dolores U. - Complete
Arming Pasadena by Terias Mcklay reviews
When a critical weapons deal goes South, Sarah and Cameron must discover who betrayed them and why. Edited to split Chapter 13 and Epilogue. Link added for fanvid inspired by fic.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,406 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sarah C., Cameron - Complete
Walking Alone: An Emberverse Fanfiction by Chuckie Anelli reviews
A fanfiction based on the series of books based in the Emberverse by S.M. Stirling
Emberverse series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,425 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011
What Fates Impose by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Joining the CIA wasn't anything like Chuck Bartowski hoped—five years in a bunker just sucks. When Bryce Larkin sends him the Intersect, it's up to Chuck and Bryce's ex-partner Sarah to deal with the fallout of Bryce's betrayal and save the day. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 479,027 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17297 - Favs: 13,449 - Follows: 11,638 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Normal Is An Illusion by Dutchman89 reviews
Somewhat dark. Morticia and Pubert get each other, but the youngest Addams' relationship with the rest of the family is rather different.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Morticia A., Pubert A. - Complete
Sarah's Vampire Diaries by Wepdiggy reviews
Sarah Walker, vampire, has seen many things. These are just a few of her tales. Happy Hallowhedon!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sarah W.
Neutral Good by MarbleGlove reviews
D/M. The day-to-day life of an immortal has less to do with long life and challenges and more to do with fake identities and carrying concealed weapons.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Duncan, Methos - Complete
That Which is Greater: The Christmas Story by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's Christmastime and it's two curmudgeonly spies against one Violet Bartowski, her rather unusual Christmas present, and...a Christmas tree? References, conflicting feelings, five year olds, and holiday cheer abound in the latest Greater story.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
That Which is Greater: A Thanksgiving to Remember by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's Thanksgiving and Sarah is discovering that with the Bartowski family, you'll never look at Thanksgiving the same way again. Set between the original Greater and That Which is Greater: Happiest Place on Earth.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,338 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
The Buy More of the Bloodcurdling by atlee reviews
A trio of the most frightening, spine tingling tales ever uploaded! And in no way reminiscent of an annual animated Halloween special involving treehouses and terror.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 1,466 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 437 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Wesley's Mulligan by Hotpoint reviews
Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,991 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Wesley W.
I love not man the less but nature more by rthstewart reviews
Humans rule Narnia, but Human rules don't always apply. In the first year of their rule, the Pevensies find out how different Narnia really is. For the 2011 Narnia Fic Exchange
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,075 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Walking In Your Shoes by pretzel-logic reviews
Darla the Vampire Slayer? Vice Principle D'Hoffryn? Astor the vampire cursed with a soul? Spike has no idea what the hell is going on but could someone please stop the world? He'd like to get off. T for language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Spike
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 8,332 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Nightly Ritual by Phantasmal Abduction reviews
First fic for a new fandom so be gentle. The most depressing and soul-destroying fic I've ever written. Dark-ass themes. Character deaths. And for the record, I found trying to write in the speaking style of Firefly really difficult so critique welcome
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mal - Complete
It's Good to be Neighborly by comicbooklovergreen reviews
Sarah said she'd be there if Kaci ever needed anything. Sarah starts to regret that promise when she and Cameron are forced to attend their neighbor's baby shower. Liquid metal terminators might actually be preferable to this.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sarah C., Cameron - Complete
Magic's Champion AGoOM: The Hogwarts Remix by M. Scott Eiland reviews
A desperate attempt to stop Voldemort has drastic consequences—and Harry and his friends are challenged to justify their actions. Written for Remix/Redux VI.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3806 - Favs: 8,379 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
You're the all dancing crap of the world by dog-tooth reviews
Why read this? Why waste precious minutes of your life? Start a fight instead. Regain your humanity. Tyler.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
Counterparts 3: Serious Business by joshlamont reviews
Harry couldn't believe he was stupid enough to get caught. And to make things worse, when he finally breaks loose, there're some stupid muggles wandering about the place as if they won't get murdered!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
I Choose You by Brown-in-the-Black reviews
My first foray into the Buffyverse/Crossed over with Firefly. 500 years from now, two nearly immortal Slayers, a powerful Witch and the Immortal Key struggle with the same thing they always have. Love, Family and Vampires. Willow/River pairing.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Willow R., River
Chuck v Project Quantum Leap by wtchcool reviews
April 12, 2010. Sam Beckett leaps into a spy known as Orion to put right what once went wrong. According to Ziggy, that means Sam has to save Orion's life. It is NOT necessary to have knowledge of both shows to understand or enjoy. Sequels Leap For The Cape and The Dresden Leap complete.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,135 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sam, Al - Complete
Walker's Eleven by Moonlight Pilot reviews
Not the same plot as the movie. Sarah Walker never got out of the con game or became a spy, and now she's on her final con. What happens when true love and betrayal get added to the mix? Twists, turns, and Jeffster!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,983 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Saints and Sinners by C.Watherston reviews
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future" A musing on River's past and Jayne's future. Two parts. Rayne. 'T' just in case. R&R
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - River, Jayne
Like A Stone by Evil Little Dog reviews
Spike mourns Joyce.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Spike, Joyce S. - Complete
The Gift of a Family by CallaRose4ever reviews
When Jack gets a second chance at being a father he races to his daughter. They are in for surprises all around once all the secrets are out. His family might end up bigger than he thinks. Pairings Daniel x Buffy Paul x Buffy Ratings may change
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,413 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Buffy S., J. O'Neill - Complete
Kill the Rabbit by HumanTales reviews
It wasn't the Rabbit of Caerbannog, so they'll probably survive the encounter. Thanks to quean of swords for betaing. Written for r becca for the 2010 xover exchange.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - R. Giles, Remus L. - Complete
Our Little Sister by Firebird9 reviews
"What I am saying is, it don't go beyond friendly, do I make myself clear?" Mal has a little chat to Simon about Kaylee.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Computer Emergency by Battle Fries reviews
Two tech-centered shows set in Los Angeles will soon collide! MAY 15, 2011: It has been announced that Chuck will be getting a fifth season and final season, so I will restart this fanfic after that for the sake of continuity.
Crossover - Chuck & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah C.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 15,002 - Follows: 6,241 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Once More, With Horsemen by Parda reviews
A musical rendition of the episodes "Comes a Horseman" and "Revelation 6:8", in the manner of "Once More, With Feeling" from the series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Methos, Duncan, Cassandra, Kronos - Complete
Chuck vs The Prodigal Daughter by BillAtWork reviews
Follows Dark Intersect. Kate is now a grown woman – running Janice's campaign to possibly be president. Since their enemies can't openly attack Janice, they go after Kate. Can Team Chuck protect her? Chuck and Sarah have their own problems.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 191,803 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/31/2010
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 5,888 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Down to the Bone by Parda reviews
Not all immortals are rich, thin, and beautiful. Gertrude decides Amanda has more than she deserves.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Amanda - Complete
Come on Gabby by Stardawn19 reviews
Joxer and Gabrielle get into a little trouble when the need for a little relief becomes too great.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Gabrielle, Joxer - Complete
Obliviate is Never Enough by joshlamont reviews
Hermione, prepping for her world-wide horcrux-killing tour with Harry, must first obliviate her parents' memories to keep them safe. Unfortunately, depending on your point of view it doesn't quite go as she'd planned...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Hour of Separation by meridian-rose reviews
Inara is dying. River observes the crew's reactions during this difficult time and does her best to help through them through it and beyond. Set post "Serenity" the movie
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Book's Legacy by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Mal recieves a mysterious package from Southdown Abbey, leading the crew of Serenity on a voyage of discovery. Into every generation...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,626 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Mal, R. Tam
Annual Report by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Five hundred years later, and the PTB aren't making the Slayers' jobs any easier.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Faith L., Book - Complete
Summer of Opportunities by Inusitatus reviews
Following the events at the Department of Mysteries, Harry decides to take greater control of his life. A new relationship with his family, new friends and new opportunities beckon. As do new adventures . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,613 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P.
Chuck vs The Dark Intersect by BillAtWork reviews
Now that Chuck and Sarah have a daughter, life changes. But when an old threat resurfaces, what will they do to protect their family? How will it change them? Follows Chuck vs The Sexy Handler. Please check each chapter for content warnings.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,287 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs The Sexy Handler by BillAtWork reviews
Follows Taking One For the Team. Sarah wants to eventually quit being an agent and begin to be a wife and mother. Will Fulcrum or the CIA let her? And can she handle watching another agent take her place?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 297,779 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Killing Jameron by Gatherer reviews
One-shot. Wish there was a "no romance" search. Since there isn't, I am obliged to retaliate against those treating Cameron as if she's a teen-aged girl. Rating is precautionary in case I later want to kill Jameron in more brutal fashion.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - John C., Cameron
Chuck vs The Negotiation by BillAtWork reviews
Follow up To Chuck vs The Incentive. Chuck and Sarah want more. So they get secretly married. Can they work it out with their circumstance? And what happens when their circumstance changes?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,679 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16793 - Favs: 30,529 - Follows: 13,252 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Spider by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 4: Black* It was common knowledge that King Edmund was the Black Spider, the greatest spymaster in Narnia. Which is why the Governor of the Lone Islands had good reason to be nervous. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Adorable Psycho by Wepdiggy reviews
Chuck and Sarah are in a committed relationship, and Chuck is forced to seduce another woman. How will Sarah react? Not well.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
The Scarlet Blade by Hellinbrand reviews
Pre-BDM. Mal is framed as the swashbuckling, anti-Alliance folk hero known as the Scarlet Blade. It's up to his crew to rescue him and uncover the Blade's true identity before Mal is hanged for a crime that, for once, he did not commit.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Though the Fire by Kirsten.Vanessa reviews
Theme challenge. Using the song from Buffy's Once More With Feeling, my dear friend Kirsten created a new version for Harry Potter. Its fantastic! XD
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P. - Complete
Game, Set, and Match by Firebird9 reviews
How does one small but determined cat manage to defeat a police detective and a gargoyle? Read here to find out.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Elisa M., Goliath - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 1,063 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Five Things Methos Will Never Tell by Rhianona reviews
Five things Methos has no intention of ever telling anyone.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Methos - Complete
Harry's New Pets by Andrew Aelfwine reviews
Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,061 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
The Measure of A Man by happyhooligan2001 reviews
You and a guest are cordially invited to a symposium on The Legacy of General John Connor to be held at Oxford University March 11, 2459. A panel of noted historians will debate the subject and answer your questions. Reception follows. RSVP Cameron/John
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,761 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 950 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chuck vs The Missing Years by malamoo reviews
Chuck wakes up in the future and has no recollection of the past five years. chuck/sarah. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
A Little Faith by A. Shieldmaid reviews
A Crossover project I didn't finish in time for the challenge deadline. NC-17 for mature adult content i.e. cussin', sexin' and violence. Jayne and a little Faith. First posting here; please leave feedback.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Faith L., Jayne - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 4,057 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Winter Prince by Angel Baby1 reviews
On his first trip to Narnia, a lost Edmund is saved by a Wolf and taken to the Witch’s castle, where he becomes the Winter Prince, one of her greatest servants. Much later, his siblings arrive. But is Ed’s betrayal as complete as it seems? Movie-verse
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,697 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 599 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Our Mr Tam by JMD-009 reviews
Five hundred years in the future Xander is still getting himself into sticky situations. Buffy, Firefly crossover. Story 1 of the 'Lost in Serenity' series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Xander H., River - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6799 - Favs: 20,926 - Follows: 8,012 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 7,422 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All Things In Common by LithiumDoll reviews
Let us show them that they are hares and foxes trying to rule over dogs and wolves
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Theory of Relativity by American Soldier reviews
Crossover fic. An old friend comes to visit Xander
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
Stand in the Sun by Lirazel reviews
“Seemed like the thing to do,” he says, because he knows how to die. He’s had practice. [Five times Malcolm Reynolds died.] [preseries to postBDM]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Growing and Standing by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU. Harry meets a deaf Hermione in 4th year and comes to realize that part of Growing up is Standing up. Luna, Neville & Hermione become his friends, and he grows more into the thoughtful man he will be as long as she's by his side.[social mess, stigmas]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What's a Little Homicide Between Friends by Amberlee reviews
Duncan's had a few rough years. Methos has a sick sense of humor. Joe gets stuck in the middle.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Hey! No Powers! by Gwathren reviews
A Highlander Xmen: The Movies crossover involving a certain ancient immortal we all know and love. Complete!
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,616 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 10,059 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Inside Every Princess is an Evil Queen by Alithea reviews
AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12186 - Favs: 26,774 - Follows: 10,194 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Actions & Consequences by KColl2003 reviews
For every action there is a consequence. FINISHED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Xander H., Faith L.
How To Be Dead by lwbush reviews
The One Who Sees has seen too much.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Memories in Fading Light by Neoinean reviews
After unexpectedly running into each other in a Paris cemetery, Amanda and Methos reminisce about their first meeting: at Rebecca’s abbey in St. Anne while Amanda was still in residence as Rebecca’s student.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,770 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Methos, Amanda - Complete
Bewitched, Bothered, and BeWiffied by Howard Russell reviews
Willow comes up with the perfect plan to capture Xander’s interest during the love spell. Runner up for the “Best Episode Rewrite” in the seventh round SunnyD Awards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Natural Power by Mara Jade Jedi reviews
They'll never underestimate natural power again...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Complete
A Bitter Ale by Neoinean reviews
Everyone gathers at Joe's bar for some holiday cheer and Methos tells the others about when he first tasted beer, which of course involves the horsemen...
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Methos - Complete
Future Tense by Cyclone reviews
Displaced five centuries into the future, Xander Harris joins the crew of the Firefly-class starship Serenity. Effectively dead.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Xander H.
On A Clear Day You Can Live Forever by Neftzer reviews
When Amanda flatly refuses to watch the video Nick rented, Lucy's "nephew" Adam Pierson, in Torago for a visit, sheds some light on the immortal reason. Flashback to Krakow, Poland, 1942.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2001 - Amanda, Methos - Complete
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Muggle Lives Matter reviews
Political satire. Rather heavy handed this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 7/27/2020 - Hermione G., Albus D.
Mudblood on Your Face reviews
We will magic you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2018 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Knight reviews
Xander gets pulled into a war he didn't ask to fight and finds his strength. No knowledge of crossover needed. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Xander H. - Complete
Nothing is True reviews
Xander gets kidnapped. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Desmond helps Xander. No Slash.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Xander H., Desmond M. - Complete
Stone in Love reviews
Buffy and the Slayerettes failed – they all died. But they get a second chance. - COMPLETE
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,993 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
True Love's Kiss reviews
Curses can be quite literal.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Cordelia C. - Complete
Based on a True Story reviews
Mayor Richard Wilkins isn't afraid of anything. . . Except his shadow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2015 - R. Wilkins III/The Mayor - Complete
Bewitched - A New Chapter reviews
Tabitha Stevens had even worse taste in men than her mother and it cost her her life. Now her daughter, Tara, is leaving home and going away to college where she'll meet the most interesting people, including her estranged family.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Tara M.
Does Anybody Really Know What Time it is? reviews
Challenge response: Xander on a TV home improvement show. Or in this case, the TV show, Home Improvement.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Home Improvement - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Xander H., Buffy S., Al - Complete
The Old Fairy reviews
Princess Briar Rose has never left the safety of the castle. The wicked fairy who cursed her is in the dungeon. The Princess wants answers, or maybe an adventure. Possibly both.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2014
Death and Taxes reviews
Methos tells some stories at the urging of his friends.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Methos - Complete
Demona's Hunger reviews
Demona is hungry for fresh meat. - Warnings for rather gruesome death and details afterwards.
Gargoyles - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Demona - Complete
Scenes From a Spyglass reviews
In a world where daemons are the outward manifestation of your soul, the fact that vampires don't have daemons should make things easier. Right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Complete
Somebody to Love reviews
Odd people have odd definitions of Love.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Willow R., Wesley W.] [Faith L., J. O'Neill]
Wake Me Up reviews
Faith is in Colorado when she accidentally makes a wish.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Faith L., Teal'c - Complete
Fawkes' Guy reviews
A phoenix is a very unique bird. It's also quite colorful, like a certain headmaster we know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Captain America - The Halloween Soldier reviews
Challenge response. They saved the world but lost a hero in the process. Where do you go to find a new hero?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Xander H., Steve R./Capt. America
Faith No More reviews
Faith has lived her life. Come to grips with her past and her choices. And now, she has to do it all over again.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,632 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [Faith L., Xander H.]
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes reviews
Xander visits Faith's room and this time Angel isn't there.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Election reviews
Buffy was Bored. Nothing good has ever come of that. Well, maybe that one time.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Buffy S., J. O'Neill - Complete
I Need a Hero reviews
"The gods can't give us anything that isn't in our hearts. Aphrodite just used what was already there." Joxer wasn't who he said he was. The real Joxer was far more than he seemed. The only question is why he would pretend otherwise.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Joxer
Ship of the Line: An Unlikely Hope reviews
Xander Harris is very unlikely hero. Possibly only ranking just above the person he dressed as for Halloween. SotL Challenge Response. YAHF.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Xander H.
The Greater Good reviews
The council discovers that every death of a Slayer results in a new Slayer line. This is the story of the consequences.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
The Man Behind the Curtain reviews
Giles was a many faceted character. Time and again he showed that the image he projected to the world at large was not his true face.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2013 - R. Giles - Complete
Your Eyes Have Seen reviews
Xander decides that Angel isn't the only guy who can wear a trench coat.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,449 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013
Blue Jeans - A Gummi Bear story reviews
If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. For example, I wanted a Gummi Bear story so I wrote it myself. Gummi Bears Challenge response.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gummi Bears - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
Sometimes Goodbye is a Second Chance reviews
Julie Benz, who played Darla, turns 41 today. (5/1/13) Surprise Crossover.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Darla - Complete
No Rayne reviews
In memory of Robin Sachs (Ethan Rayne). Dawn is going Trick or Treating and has her eye on a paired set of costumes the proprietor calls his "Rayne Special". Eventual Rayne.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Xander H., River
Death is Her Gift reviews
A short story. Not to be taken seriously.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Buffy S., Methos - Complete
The Other Side reviews
Just in time for Halloween. YAHF. Xander thought his outfit would be ironic. But it stopped being funny when he got stuck. Now he gets to see the world from the other side. -Complete
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,560 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Awakenings reviews
The spell to awaken the Slayer essence in all the potentials goes differently than canon. (Character death – Including Kennedy)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
Walk the Dinosaur reviews
Willow's spell made it so that she and the active Slayer haven't aged since they left Sunnydale. But now demons are gone and the Earth is dying. They're looking for greener pastures 85 million years in the past.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/9/2012
What I Should Have Said reviews
Giles gets a second chance to fix things with Faith.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2012 - R. Giles, Faith L. - Complete
Emerald Dawn reviews
YAHF: Xander as Green Arrow. Xander dresses as a character without any superpowers. Knowledge of comics not necessary. Xander the Archer fic. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Arrow - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Dying Day reviews
Willow was clinically dead for hours before the spell ended. Darkness. Rating for Character Death.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
Stuck Like Glue reviews
Ethan lied. Smashing the statue made the spell permanent instead of ending it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/24/2012
Spooky reviews
Xander Harris and Wednesday Addams meet in a Sunnydale cemetery one night.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
A Whole New World reviews
YAHF - Challenge response. Xander goes as a character from Wormhole X-treme and gets more than he bargained for.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,306 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011