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Joined 01-05-11, id: 2689028, Profile Updated: 07-26-13
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Twilight, and Harry Potter.


NEW UPDATE!!!! 03/23/2012

Hello again, I'm guessing people are here because of 'Slave of a Prince'? Because none of my other stories are that popular. Again, SoaP (Slave of a Prince) is now Adventure/Humor, not Romance/Humor. There will of course be romance, but, not as much as I intended.

I really appreciate all of your reviews, but 600 people visited my story on one day after chapter 13 and ONLY 8 people reviewed. COME ON PEOPLE!!!! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!! Enough of my ranting. I haven't actually decided yet if I am going to kill the slaves off, I will get an extreme amount of haters for that, so I might not. But you never know! Read to find out :3

Name: You may call me QUEEN

Age: Late teens

Hobbies: Drawing, writing (duh), eating, sport, fantasizing over people who don't exist...the list goes on.


I like Naruto, my fave pairings are;





And sometimes I like KakaSaku.


(='.'=) This is Chappy. Help Chappy achieve World Domination by copying this into your profilean

If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile. Bold the ones that are for you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, libaka, Mrs Amanda Lupin, Hakaishi Uchiha, Usagi323, deideiblueeyez, Sakura Gekkani, DeixYunalover, cup o noodle, EvilIAm

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

I'm going to create a new copy and paste thing! GO ME!

If you think that Star Wars should be real and that if it were, you were a JEDI, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: EvilIAm

Man, I could really do with some... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Okay I'm doneXD

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Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 494,542 - Reviews: 4773 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
To Die for the Republic by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 153,310 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/24 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Handmaidens, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,539 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Earth & Fire by ProbablySatan reviews
"You are Earth and fire, Leah. You're force of nature, I can promise you that. Don't ever let anyone tell you that you're not worth it because they are lying. You are worth this entire world and I can't believe I'm the first to tell you." Leah/Benjamin crackship. Imprint fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,682 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Leah, Benjamin
Project Lazarus by SheWritesThings reviews
After the trial of Bucky Barnes, public opinion of both Steve and Tony has declined drastically. Tony hires a savvy publicist to boost their image, also calling up an old friend to help spin a tale that will win back America's heart. Meanwhile, Steve struggles with his depression and with the notion that the American people are rallying against him and actively planning attacks.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,232 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 3/29 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., OC, Sam Wilson/Falcon
Avengers and Social Networking by NowAskYourself-WhatWouldLokiDo reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Through These Eyes by cherryvvoid reviews
When Senri had been reborn into the Uchiha clan as the niece to Kagami and cousin to his son Shisui she had resolved to be as boring and unassuming as she possibly could. But when she ends up engaged to one Uchiha Itachi (who was going to kill them all) she knows her wallflower days and thoughts of escape are over. The only thing she had to say to that was a tearful "Why me?" SI-Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Voices by Sunni Dayze reviews
Aria is Jared's twin sister and was bullied by his best friend Paul for a few years. Aria despises Paul, but what will happen after he returns with her brother after disappearing for a few weeks and imprints on the one girl who hates him the most? Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,089 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Jared, Paul, OC, Kim
Blasphemy by SheWritesThings reviews
For Sam and Steve, finding Bucky was the easy part. But now two distinct personalities reside within him: Bucky Barnes and the Winter Soldier. Sam decides to call in an old friend: Sgt. Fox, a young war veteran and amputee, having suffered PTSD herself. Dodging SHIELD and Hydra agents alike, the trio struggles to bring Bucky back and eliminate the Soldier before time runs out.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,589 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., OC, Sam Wilson/Falcon - Complete
Test Of Time Book 1: A Father's Son by AngelDesaray reviews
Luke was walking the halls of the Jedi Temple when he was swept up by The Force, finding himself in the middle of a battle lead by his father Anakin Skywalker and his Master Obi-Wan Kenobi twenty-three years prior. Given the chance to get to know his father before he became Vader and possibly save him as well, will Luke be able to alter the past for the best? or make things worse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,065 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Beyond Repair by the typewriter improviser reviews
While World War II is raging on in Europe, Anna Brightman is just trying to get her chemistry degree. When she's offered a spot on a military project, working under Dr. Abraham Erskine, Anna leaves her lonely life in Manhattan, for the European Theater, where HYDRA is America's main threat. But when Bucky Barnes is next to her, war is the last thing she thinks about.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 158,915 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, H. Stark - Complete
When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Better Having Met You by KakashiSauce reviews
Tenzou is wide-eyed, bright faced and unprepared for the ANBU life ahead of him. MOSTLY because of the unorthodox team he's placed into. However, it was done in his best interest, and Hiruzen is smart enough to know what is best for most young shinobi. Kakashi disagrees, but he is one of those young shinobi who doesn't know whats best for him. (kakayama)(yaoi)(kakashi x tenzou).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,879 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Kakashi H., Yamato
The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,480 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run it's course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,096 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Despite so, Kakashi promises to never stop trying. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H.
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Bound to a Blackened Soul by Onwind reviews
A massive amount of serial killer newborns are preying closer to Forks. The good news: I'm with my beloved Edward Cullen. The bad news: To stop the newborns we have to unite with the Volturi and I have a feeling the Cullens are hiding something from me...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,102 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Armistice by ruth baulding reviews
An insidious threat to every clone trooper in the Republic's Grand Army drags the boys into a new and perilous adventure. Predicated on situations and characters from Karen Miller's and Karen Traviss' Clone Wars novels. Published in short scenes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 94,085 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Destined by ichilover3 reviews
It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,619 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Resilience of Time by Mnsk reviews
Before his death, Nagato destroys his Rinnegan to keep it out of certain dangerous hands. Infuriated, Uchiha Obito actives a legendary seal that resets time and all its events, but he didn't count on Konoha's Orange Ninja remembering everything. Time travel on an epic scale. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,972 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
House of the Four Horsemen by thrueyesandpen reviews
The Four Horsemen are sent to a small town so that things can die down before they begin more work for the Eye. What adventures will ensue as the four try to live together in one house?
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,336 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Northern Lights by cool-leen reviews
Sam's niece is moving in with him and Emily. She knows about the wolves but is oblivious to the fact that a certain hot headed wolf has imprinted on her. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Paul
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Teen Spirit by trotthefox reviews
After interrupting Loki during an experiment, all of the Avengers, and the trickster god himself, are reverted back into sixteen year olds. Fury, jumping on the opportunity, much to Black Widow's chagrin, places them on a mission; One that takes place in a High School. Natasha/Loki. Blackfrost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Dream Quarantine by SilverHeart09 reviews
The team wake up trapped in a dark cell filled with skeletons and chained to the wall. Realising that they've become trapped in a dream state, where there is no way out and they are being tortured with the memories of when they were most vulnerable and afraid, and with one of them deteriorating rapidly, the team has to work together to find a way to wake up before it's too late.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,596 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
To Save the Queen by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,410 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Handmaidens, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Change of Heart by Bexx-95 reviews
Leah's been through a lot these past few years. So when life decides to throw in an impossible romance, she's ready to give up. But can she resist?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Leah, Benjamin
Truth or Dare? by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
The Hunger Games Social Network by Swiftchanted reviews
What happens when you allow the tributes from the 74th Annual Hunger Games to start social networking? Well that's easy. All hell breaks loose. Crackfic. Flames will be used to make cupcakes, obviously.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,033 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012
What Happens In Asgard by Bombshell1701 reviews
The Avengers are summoned to Asgard for Loki's trial. New friendships are made and old ones tested, and Loki must face some hard truths about his life. Guest starring Nick Fury and pretty much everyone in Asgard! Multi-chaptered series from various points of view. Rated T for mature concepts, M for some chapters. Authors notes at the end of some chapters. Feedback appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,899 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Rue talks dirty by SkyeElf reviews
Rue was sick of everyone looking down at her, so she went to the meanest looking tribute and talked dirty to him. Or, uh, what she thought was dirty... Drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Rue
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Time Bomb by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
With the Alien invasion over and there literally being no place for the Avengers to stay, the Stark home in Malibu is prepared to house "Earth's Mightiest Hero's." The Avenger's attempt at team chemistry and talking about their feelings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
The Road to Redemption is Pitted with Potholes by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Sequel to Cultural Differences. Loki is on Earth serving out his punishment, and he has to contend not only with a foreign planet, but being a hostile. He learns the meaning of love from the children he visits at the orphanage, the meaning of family from Thor, and how to be human from Steve. Somewhere along the way, he also learns how to be himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,334 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
One Step Ahead by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you want to watch the 'Avengers' really badly, but the ticket seller tells you there isn't such a movie and you just want to rip of his head. And then you think it can't get worse, life proves you wrong and BAM, you find yourself in the movie. I hate my life. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff... BEING REWRITTEN
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Keep Holding On by Spaidel reviews
Johanna Mason, the girl that no one cares about, had been selected to be the female tribute in the 68th Hunger Games. Her plan was simple - act like a scared little girl, then in the Games be the killer that she had to be in order to survive. Repost.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Johanna M. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 4,235 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Cultural Differences aka Thor is not an idiot by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Thor brings Loki and the Tesseract to Asgard and returns to Earth only after promising to return for Loki's trial when the time comes. In the meantime he tries to navigate Earth's foreign customs and not kill his teammates who insist on treating him like a small child rather than the god and prince that he is.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,272 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Situations by heyshalina reviews
Tony Stark and Clint Barton both had similar things marked in bold in their files. Don't play well with others, lone wolves, don't poke with a stick under any circumstance, etc, etc. Of course, when bad jokes can't bring two men together as friends, driving a car off a cliff totally can. Slight Clintasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
To the Bone by Nilly's Issue reviews
Five times Steve worried about each of the Avengers and one time they worried about him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Fairy Godmother With A Gun by Bombshell1701 reviews
Natasha takes Steve out on a 'practice date' and they end up getting to know each other over lots of vodka! A spin-off from the series SPEED OF LIFE, helps to have read that first. Rated T for mild angst and heavy drinking! Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Toothpicks by loverofstuff1224 reviews
It's funny how annoying a small prick can be. Or the one where Bruce gets insulted and Clint shoots missiles of mass destruction. No pairings unless you squint. T for bad words thanks to Tony's train of thought. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Chaos Clock by Fishyicon reviews
An accident with a SHIELD artifact lands the Avengers back in the 1940s. Second chances, headaches, conflictions, reunions, HYDRA plots, explosions, rescue missions and 'Back to the Future' references ensue. — Steve/Peggy, full team, one year post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Everything For You by AndYetDuskFades reviews
They say that when death comes, it doesn't come alone. It comes bearing gifts, memories if you like – of the things you've done and the things you've seen; of the people and the faces that you love. All there to comfort you as you die.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Leah, Demetri - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Speed Of Life by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIE-VERSE. Clint makes Steve try speed dating. Chaos of the socially-inept variety ensues! Set post-Avengers movie. Rated T for mild concepts. Feedback is very much appreciate. Thanks for reading!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Stupid Cupid Speed of Life by Bombshell1701 reviews
A companion piece to "Speed of Life"- this time it's Hawkeye's adventures in speed dating! Helps to have read at least ch 1 of "Speed of Life". Rated T for some adult concepts. Author's notes at the end of some chapters. Feedback always appreciated!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Other Young by InsanelySarcastic reviews
"Why are you hurting yourself?" He yelled. "Why do you even care?" I retorted angrily. "Because I love you!" And that was when I hit him. Still love me now? PaulOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Paul
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Girl's Night Out by Syccada Jynn reviews
Tired of always being treated like a child, Ahsoka decides to spend an evening in a seedy bar as an act of rebellion, and a chain reaction of unfortunate events follow. Ahsoka x Cad Bane Hints of rexsoka
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Ahsoka T., Cad Bane
Whispers of Promise by Vivacie reviews
Is it right to be with the person you love or the person you were meant to be with? Evie finds herself living in La Push, secrets surround her, Twilight is real, and what she thought wasn't possible is. Werewolf/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,743 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Paul, Seth, OC - Complete
Present Meets the Future by Technophobia678 reviews
Ok I love these kind of stories and decided to write one of my one. Golden Trio and co, meet your teenage kids! Hahaha should be fun Don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
His Overcharged Soul by Stoplight Delight reviews
Missing Moment from 'Against the Moon': in 'And Into the Fire', Sirius is ready when Remus slips away. He follows him in search of the answer to the riddle of Remus Lupin, only to uncover more questions. An epiphany strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forgetful Bride by birdspotting reviews
10 year old Emmett and his best friend Jasper Whitlock want to know what its like to kiss a girl but the only "girl" they know is Emmett's little sister Alice...Alice says she will kiss Jasper but whats the catch? He has to marry her first...I own Nada
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,682 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Alice's New Moon by Merina Thropp reviews
CURRENTLY BEING DRASTICALLY RE-EDITED. You've read Bella's take on New Moon, now read Alice's. All 547 pages of it. This is New Moon rewritten entirely from Alice's point of view. Jalice, Bella/Edward. Nominated for the 2011 Hopeless Romantic Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
dans le bleu by fishbunny reviews
It's been two months and counting since Ahsoka has become Bane's hostage, and it's just about driving her stir crazy. When he comes back to his ship one night with a strange request for her, will their relationship change for the better, or worse?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Ahsoka T., Cad Bane
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Greatest Play Ever by IzzyandDesRoxSox reviews
The Sith have decided to create a play based on the events of the Clone Wars and on the day of the preimere, and it just so happens that the Jedi are on the V.I.P list. And well, maybe the Sith have made the characters a 'little' out character...Plz R&R!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,729 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Shattered by CWBasset reviews
The New Republic is on the brink of collapse. The Sith have reemerged, and war is on the horizon. Yet, everything that is happening around him feels utterly wrong... So when Luke Skywalker receives a mysterious offer to go back in time and correct the Galaxy's destiny, how can he refuse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Harry Potter Vs Twilight by gottaloveJamesPotter reviews
I am a major Harry Potter fan. I HATE TWILIGHT! Many Twilight fans say that it's way better than Harry Potter. THEY ARE WRONG! Here is why. Listen, if you are a Twilight fan then I'm sorry if any of my remarks are offensive, you have been warned. NEW VERSION & EDITED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
The Elemental Four by Clover715 reviews
Four Princesses yearn to have a normal life for once instead of a boring life full of routine. They soon get more then they bargain for when they learn to harness their amazing powers. Their lives soon become full of danger drama and maybe even love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,787 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Touch of an Innocent by Xylexia reviews
An unexpected accident befalls Orihime *I won't say what, it's a surprise!* and being her guardian, Ulquiorra has to deal with it. How will the emotionless Espada put up with her and what will he learn in the process?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,450 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Frog Prince by L3ftOfCent3r reviews
Under dangerous circumstances, little Claire witnesses Quil turn into a wolf for the very first time. And with frogs and fairy tales running through her young mind—Claire knows what she must do! *ONE SHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Regrets and Forgiveness by SadieGirl18 reviews
Hannah has been an outcast ever since Paul and his buddies humiliated her,and have tormented her ever since. But what everyone doesn't know is the pain their adding to her already hard life. Find out what happens when Paul imprints on her. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Paul - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Contraband Baby by kimichi reviews
Orihime was hiding something...this something would make her more enemies and more allies then she ever imagined. Will her friends turn her away?... Rated T for mild language, violence, and Grimmjow...'nough said ulquiorraxorihime other random couples
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Fighting Paul by sarah.yoko reviews
Kate just moved to La Push. She befriends all the locals, and the whole town loves her. When Paul comes along and imprints on her, she wants nothing to do with him. She just wants to have an easy life. But Paul won't give up that easily. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Paul - Complete
Roommates by Metal-Blondie reviews
I'm accepted to the best boarding-school in Japan, I have good teachers that I get along with and my rommates are the two most popular boys in school. It can't be better! ... Hear the sarcasm? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,467 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
18 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity by lovenotwar reviews
Fred and George discover the well known muggle chain letter and make it their mission to maintain their insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Lost Memories by SilverWolf0101 reviews
Based in modern times.What happens when a mysterious teenage boy, with no memories is dropped into the care of the Kurosaki family?Will they be able to restore his memories?Or will Karin find herself in love before she knows it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,558 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Hands On Me by FadingSlowly reviews
COMPLETE Embry Call could be a psychologist with the amount of time that he spends inside the minds of his pack brothers. But he's never been inside a head that thinks entirely in pictures, until he imprints. On a Deaf girl. Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,501 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Embry - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5971 - Favs: 9,561 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Moony by apoptart reviews
“A werewolf? You think Remus is a werewolf? Remus Lupin? Our shy, sickly, kind, gentle Remus Lupin? A werewolf!” Sirius simply shot a toothy grin and nodded energetically. “My God.” MWPP, Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
She Hates Me by HM Grayson reviews
Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,694 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
She will be Loved by CherryArrow reviews
AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 13,527 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Brownie Points by ColorTuesdayBlack reviews
I had just moved to La Push and already I was persuaded to go to a boring bonfire, partied with loser high schoolers, dragged to a stranger's house, and nearly attacked by some psychotic guy. And it all happened just because I stole his brownies. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,330 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Paul - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6699 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Puppy Love by hello.miller reviews
Bella and Jacob, meant for each other. So when the approaching blizzard makes them housebound for a night, with Edward temporarily out of the picture, what revelations will strengthen them forever and which events will threaten all that they have?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,928 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8389 - Favs: 7,544 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7104 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Father of the Bride by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker and family are invited to Alderaan for an announcement. What happens when the announcement involves wedding bells and a mystery groom? Sequel to Meet the Skywalkers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,001 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 390 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Back to the Past: Harry's Wish by opungo reviews
In Harry's fifth year, he accidentially sends himself back in time and meets his teenaged parents. The problem is, Lily starts to like a Potter...and it isn't James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A werewolf's tale by mokimik reviews
We all know how and what Harry thought when he first saw Remus Lupin in the train, but what did Remus think about the son of his friend? Remus point of view in Harry's 3rd year. Reviews are welcomed and are getting a nice reply:D:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,427 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Flesh Revealed by Jedi Rita reviews
Sirius wants to find out where Remus gets to every month, but he finds something unexpected. Set during second year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Yours For The Snogging by Skittlehog reviews
Beyond the redhair, smart remarks, and plots to kill every guy Angelina looks at, is a Weasley screaming that he's hers for the taking. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 491 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Survivor: Naruto by monochromed reviews
15 shinobis, 39 days, 1 island, 2 hosts... Will they outwit, outlast and outplay in this ploy arranged by the Hokagesama? This is Survivor, Naruto style!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,401 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005
Because of Greyback by snickerdoodle131515 reviews
This is the story of young Remus Lupin, and how he came to be a werewolf. Contains mild HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L.
Meet the Skywalkers by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
Oblivious by Jess Pallas reviews
What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,462 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 6,448 - Follows: 432 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Washing Room Drama by Sheriff of Nottingham reviews
Lupin and Snape bump into each other when they're doing the washing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Visiting the Werewolf's Den by JKLB reviews
During the summer after their second year at Hogwarts, Remus Lupin invites James Potter and Sirius Black to visit for a weekend. Are they ready to see the things they will see? MWPP at 13 years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Werewolf Registry by Child of Two Worlds reviews
Yet another Lupin Lycanthropy story. One of the more adventerous tales of how the Maruaders discovered Remus's secret. PG for a drunk Filch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Remus L.
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Fighting Fire with Fire reviews
Michelle is new to La Push, and she already dislikes 'Sam's Gang Of Steroid Taking Freaks'. With her quick temper and blunt personality, she is very similar to Paul. He imprints on her, but she wants nothing to do with this creepy guy and his creepy friends. Can he change her stubborn mind? PaulXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,154 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Paul
Joke's On You reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco and Snape are trapped in a room together and forced to watch A Very Potter Sequel because Dumbledore got bored. Slight Ronmione. AU around the end of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Slave of a Prince reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten are slaves that have been chosen to work in the Uchiha palace. What happens when one of the heirs askes his friends Shikamaru, Neji and Naruto to come visit? Will their opinions of slaves change? Normal pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,489 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rogue Padawan reviews
Ahsoka is tired of the Jedi Order, so she betrays it. Collecting a small amount of rogue Jedi, she creates havoc throughout the universe... NO BarrissXAhsoka stuff. May be a little oocness, you'll have read to find out.Undiscontinued Im not giving up yet
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ahsoka T., Barris Offee
That Damn Kisuke reviews
Stupid Kisuke, always turning up at awkward moments, most of the time I want to pound his head in but... HA! There is no buts I just hit him! I think I am starting to like him. URGH! The end of the world is here! YoruichixKisuke a few other minor pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,204 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
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