SurprisinglySuaveKoala
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Joined 01-05-11, id: 2689157, Profile Updated: 01-05-14
Author has written 3 stories for Glee, and Sherlock.
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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7566 - Favs: 7,924 - Follows: 7,484 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,739 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Crave One Name, Two Rhythms, Our Love by aslongastherearestarsaboveyou reviews
Full summary in chapter 1. Blaine is a 27 year old sub who's a teacher. He gets a new student - Kurt who is his 16 year old soul mate dom. How will they deal with their relationship and can Blaine adjust to not having total authority in his class anymore?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,026 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Adorable Mess by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Season 2. Kurt gets up and goes to school, but he really shouldn't be there at all, he looks like death warmed over. Really sweet, adorable, and slightly sharp-tongued death. What does this mean for Kurt? For Blaine? For Klaine? And for everyone else?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Touch of the Fingertips by poisonivy231 reviews
Kurt has barely ever made contact with anyone because he is a faerie. This is a creature, or person, which makes a connection when it touches another. When Kurt accidentally meets Blaine Anderson, this becomes an even greater problem than he predicted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,920 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 201,105 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Summer of Clichés by A-Simple-Rainbow reviews
The Hudmels decided to go to one of Europe's sunniest countries on vacation... Kurt was sure it wouldn't be worth it. He was so getting skin cancer. And it would be their fault. Nothing, nothing, would be worth two weeks of cancerous Sun. Or...? AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,703 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
CtrlADelete by skwirelygurli reviews
Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12202 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Inevitable: When We Were Just Kids by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt is showing Blaine Kurt's Baby book, which should mean embarrassment, but with it they realize that 'Kurt and Blaine' go back much further than that day on the Dalton Academy stairs. Kid!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Someday You Will Be Loved by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chris Colfer is a Professional by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Duet by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
The Kurtsies and lead singer Kurt Hummel are famous and respected. But all that changes when Blaine and the Pips become just as famous. Famous Band AU where Klaine never met in HS. Latest: Kurt has to work with Blaine on a duet in his private studio.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Silence, Schemes, and Potentially Shattered Dreams by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Sometimes beautiful things break. The question is can two - perhaps stubborn - people find their way back to each other without a little help?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,790 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,237 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Pseudonymity by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine begins an online love affair, but his target ends up being best friend Kurt, forcing him to live double lives. Latest: Blaine and Kurt make love for the first time, unaware that the Warblers are liveblogging it from a hacked webcam stream.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Star by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Sing a Little Song for You by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Just for the record, whenever you search Blaine Anderson on YouTube, prepare for hilarity to ensue. But, Blaine won't let the embarrassment be a one way street.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Babysitters by gleekilicious reviews
Kurt and Blaine have somehow been tricked into babysitting Mercedes' little sister for an evening, but it's not as bad as Kurt thinks it's going to be. Maybe not all toddlers are tiny demons after all. Pure Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Like, a Burglar Alarm? by angstkitten reviews
When Brittany didn't understand what Burt meant by 'using protection', Kurt worries just how safe his friend has been being in her multiple sexual escapades. -Glee doesn't belong to me nor shall it ever.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Coming to Terms by Mytay reviews
Burt loves his son, it's a well-known fact, but he's also admitted that the road to acceptance is long and difficult . . . this is just another bump along the way. And he'll get over it, eventually . . . hopefully.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Moral Insanity reviews
When Irene Adler turns up at Baker Street and announces that Sherlock has a baby, he, with the help of John, must face the biggest challenge they could ever imagine and look after this tiny human that they both know nothing about.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dance With Me reviews
Blaine is getting married. Kurt, a broke, lonely, uninspired dance teacher, gives him lessons for his wedding.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
27 Suits reviews
Kurt Hummel loves weddings. So when his best friend comes back into town and wants to marry the man he loves, the last thing he needs is Blaine Anderson following him around.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,462 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete