Author has written 12 stories for Beetlejuice, Hey Arnold, and Big Bang Theory.
Hi! im Chriss! yes, 2 s's :) why u ask? cuz im unique. n unique people are fun!
This is my page, those are my stories, hope you read, hope you like, n hope you review soon! reviews are good. verry good...lol
For everyone who reviews, they will recieve 3 cookies! :D yay cookies!!
I have a lot of favorite characters, most of them are dead. Or half dead. Whichever you prefer.
My favorite story is Beetlejuice. Hes my number one man. ...n hes just sexy! lol
i also like fairy tale stories, and fantasies, (hence why were all here) such as:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Chucky 1 2+3
Bride of Chucky
Seed of Chucky
Back to the Future
iCarly (yea i kno lol )
And soooo many more i cant list right now!
Are you as smart as you think you are? Test yourself and find out!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Do you remember wanting to run through the plains of Africa with Simba?
Swing through the jungle with Tarzan?
Go to the enchanted castle with Belle?
Go to the ball with Cinderella?
Ride a magic carpet with Aladdin?
Save China with Mulan?
Shrink to toy size to play with Buzz and Woody?
Turn into mer-people and go under the sea with Ariel?
If you do or want Disney to bring back movies like this re-post, this note maybe the Disney Corporation will see it and get their heads on straight!
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yea. A baby book lol
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Sometime last week
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sometimes
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pepperoni!!
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? ...not yet...
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Noo, of course not!
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I probably would, despite how i hate heights.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Triiiiiiiiiiiiix!
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope. Im lazy
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Coffee
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Facial expressions
15. RED OR PINK? Red. its the color of blood. mwawawa!
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm compulsive.
17. WHOM DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My old self sometimes
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Yes. they must do it. Now. ...i dont care lol
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Light blue jami pants. no shoes
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Blissful Silence. ;)
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Glow in the Dark!
23. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell when you crack open a new video game... its wonderful.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? John
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Of course. It was my sister.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? ...ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOOTTTTBAALLLLL!!!
27. HAIR COLOR? Brunette
28. EYE COLOR? Depends on the day. mostly brown, sometimes a hint of green...red if im angry! ;) jk only brown and greeen
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Glasses.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? PIZZZA!!
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings IN a scary movie.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Inspector Gadget
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Lavender
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? both
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hug.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? coookieees!
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?...
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ...didnt hear you...
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? too many to list at the moment
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? currently dont have one
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Degrassi and im becoming hooked lol
42. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Silence.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Colorado
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? yep. talking too much and writing
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? in a hospital?... duh..
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Who ever wants to repost this i guess
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE? Through work. how ironic..
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full. that means you have another half to go =)
50a. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE LIVING PEOPLE WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? My mom, my dad, my sister, my spouse John, and myself. All i want is to sit with my family. like a family.
50b. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE DECEASED PEOPLE WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? My grandma so i can tell her of all my adventures since shes been gone, John Ritter just so i can say i miss you every time i watch Threes Company lol, Abraham Lincoln so i can ask him a lie and see if he lies not or not lol, Dr. Martin Luther King so i thank him for reminding us ALL that we have a dream and to never let go of it, and finally, Frank Sinatra. Just so i can hear him sing with some swing, one last time =)
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the "t" you'll be surprised!!!!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN BITCH, RUN!!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say: "It's becuase your gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'Ice, ice _'
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom), Braygirl (Arnold, Batman, Beetlejuice!)