Rarely Lethal Lumberjacks
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Joined 01-05-11, id: 2689323, Profile Updated: 02-28-15
Author has written 2 stories for Minecraft, and Elder Scroll series.

Formerly known as SongOnTheBreeze. Any fictions under that penname still belong to me.


Hmm...oh, hi! Hi there! A visitor! Oh oh, I love visitors! I don't get them much, honestly. But yes! You're here! Lovely! Oh, so I suppose you want to know about me. Well that's a silly question, I guess; why else would you have clicked my name? Oh, you clicked it by accident...? Ah...well, that's okay, too! Stick around awhile! Let's talk!

So, what to say, what to say...oh, I know! How about my interests? That sounds nice. Well, I suppose I should start by saying how incredibly obsessed I am with video games. It's almost an obscene fascination, really. I'll play pretty much anything; Steam and I are in a pretty committed relationship these days. Some of my favorites include the Elder Scrolls series, Fallout: New Vegas, Minecraft, Portal, Team Fortress 2, and the Half-Life series. My Xbox's memory is usually taken up by Bioshock, Borderlands, Red Dead Redemption, and Fallout 3, although my poor little console certainly doesn't get the attention it deserves since I updated my PC.

Some more about me...hmm...well, my dreams (ranked in order of attainability) are to one day own a dove and name him Archimedes (TF2 reference FTW), make my own fursuit, and work for Valve as a level designer (yeah, I know that last one probably won't happen...but a girl can dream okay). I also enjoy painting, drawing, reading, and crafting. Cosplay and costume making is always fun, too, although I don't get to do that nearly as much as I'd like. I'm also studying Japanese, German, French, and Spanish, but that's just more of a pastime than anything else.

When I'm not doing any of those things, you can usually find me at Youth group meetings or at church with my fellow nerd friends, drinking through cans of Mountain Dew like nobody's business (I've got college work; I need the caffeine, man), or getting into very deep discussions about Fullmetal Alchemist with my boyfriend (yes he exists...no, not just in my imagination...cause I checked. I pinched his arm and he yelled at me, so I guess he's pretty real. Yeah, I can't believe it either.)

As for the rest of my interests, they're rather simple:

Favorite Music: August Burns Red, Relient K, Skillet, Les Friction, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, For King and Country, Janis Joplin, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and basically any video game soundtrack. Especially Red Dead Redemption's. *drools*

Favorite TV shows/Anime: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Firefly, Teen Titans, Once Upon a Time, Naruto, Bleach, Monster, Fullmetal Alchemist, Monty Python's Flying Circus (the German version is so ridiculously silly and I love it).

Favorite Movies/Movie Series: Harry Potter, James Cameron's Avatar, The Princess Bride, Road to El Dorado, Watership Down, How To Train Your Dragon 1 & 2, The Hobbit (2nd one is my favorite, but they're all great), any superhero movie (except any of the Hulk ones...why can't they ever make a good Hulk movie? ;_;), Army of Darkness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, any cheesy Godzilla movie...if I keep this up, I'm gonna run out of room.

Favorite Books/Book series/Manga: No Safety in Numbers, Asylum, Harry Potter, Divergent trilogy, Hunger Games, Warriors series, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, The Time Quartet, Chronicles of Narnia, Naruto, Naoki Urasawa's Monster, Genkaku Picasso, Fullmetal Alchemist, DeathNote, Bakuman...oh goodness, too many to list. Let's just say I'm an avid reader.


So, I believe that's about it! Oh, wait, there is one more thing...did you know Jesus loves you? He does, you know. I wouldn't have believed it either, if I hadn't experienced it first-hand. But He does. And it's the best love you could ever want. But don't take my word for it; He's waiting patiently to prove it to you. All you have to do is ask.

Anyway, I'm most certainly not anything special. I'm just little ol' me. And little ol' me greatly appreciates you coming to visit! Thanks for stopping by! Oh, and don't forget to check out some of my fictions!

Bye-bye! *waves*


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Gambolpuddy by justalotoffeelings reviews
In which Sheogorath makes a foray into the world of fetch-quests, Dovakhiin finds herself benefiting from it, and Marcurio is dragged along for the ride.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio
Play Fights and Baby Angels by Oblivious Princess reviews
Just a bit of family cuteness between all our favorite angels. Gabriel really was the only Archangel to be good with kids. Also featuring teen!Anna and disapproving!Zach but he won't dampen the mood, I promise!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Tales of the Leaves by Soraya the All Speaker reviews
Stories and secrets of Konoha, dreams and whispers, tears and laughter. A collection of drabbles, mostly Tsu/Jir but there are others. Daily Update, completed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 365 - Words: 362,950 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Rumors by Loafer reviews
A bit of humor inspired ENTIRELY by the story titles and summaries I've been seeing here for psych lately.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Free Will by pyrrhic.effort reviews
Castiel strives to understand humanity just a little better in his last moments on earth. 5.22 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
That's What Friends Are For by pisces317 reviews
After finding out that Shawn gave him the wrong letter on purpose, Gus chases him around the park. What would have happened if he had actually caught Shawn? I imagine it would turn out something like this.. Shawn whump inside!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Sap by Psychedelica reviews
In which Cas finds a 'bleeding' tree and Dean tells him it's just juice. Human!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Naked Angels by Eileen reviews
"Real angels would have more clothes on." Cas sees something on TV that confuses him. Third and final chapter up now!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Clocks by E-Raptor reviews
Grace, a patient at a mental hospital, is obsessed with clocks, and when the voices in her head lead her to the Doctor and his TARDIS she realizes that her life and the universe aren't all that they seem...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Lonely Omakes by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
This is a compilation of humorous one-shots that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote them down. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Dr Badass is In by mamapranayama reviews
Ash may be a genius but there are some things he just cannot do. Set in season 2 after 'No Exit'. Featuring hurt/drugged!Sam, and hurt/protective!Dean. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ash - Complete
Mixed Signals by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka & Anko's first date: in which everything that can go wrong, does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
The Nara Men's Punishment by double1squad reviews
Shikamaru is in trouble with his mom. What is his punishment? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Happy Valentine by Sakiku reviews
Ibiki's headache-inducing day doing paperwork down in the depths of ANBU HQ is... brightened... by someone reminding him it's Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Anko M., Ibiki M. - Complete
Dye? DIE! by October's Child reviews
Team Minato attempts to hide a distinguishing feature of one of their members...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lions and Tigers and Bears – No Way by hercat reviews
Hey, we can’t all summon fantastically impressive beasts. An Irukacentric very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Heaven Is A Place Where Nothing Ever Happens by Thorny Hedge reviews
Belly up to Ash's Bar for a shot of redemption.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ash, Ava - Complete
Let me tell you about my boy by Lorien Lupin reviews
Shikaku tell us a few thing we didn't know about Shikamaru. No weird things here, just sweet little drabbles, sometimes funny, sometimes not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Shikaku N., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Right Before Her Eyes by Chased-By-Bears reviews
Searching for dreams, she fled the South, leaving behind her childhood friend. When she returns, heart heavy from mistakes, she finds something that was right before her eyes the whole time. AU InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Just Another Day by Vibrant Spectrum reviews
Teuchi watches Naruto and Iruka in just another day at his ramen stand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
So I Just Smile by Chada reviews
He looked at Naruto and saw the blonde-haired boy stand up as he wiped away any evidence of tears and tried to toughen himself up to block out the ridicule that he seemed to expect Iruka to lob his way. So Iruka decided to prove him wrong. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Boys Born in Summer by Nezuko reviews
Ninja motherhood, summer pregnancies, going back to work, toilet training, and a stolen frog are all part of the conversation when Genma's mother, eight months pregnant with him, meets two-year-old Raidou and his mother in the park.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Raidou N., Genma S. - Complete
Tea by nemuemu reviews
There's this feel of scorching heat, but then inside, there's this kind of warmth.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh The Terror by perilouslips reviews
Chouji is terrified. Shikamaru is quite the opposite.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Bowl of Kindness by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Oneshot: A seven-year-old Naruto longs for ramen but is afraid of going into Ichiraku. Iruka finds him and drags him inside--and Naruto finds that he doesn't really mind after hanging out with him and Anko for a while.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Golden Leaves by Zelha reviews
First, some punk stole her purse; then, her car exploded. Now Sakura finds herself willingly trapped by a soft smile and the mysterious dark eyes of her seemingly dull rescuer. YamaSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Yamato, Sakura H. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by Grand Spark reviews
Aoba can't find a babysitter in time for a meeting. Luckilly, Izumo and Kotetsu are free. Also featuring Iruka being his adorable self. And Aoba, because he doesn't get enough love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Through My Eyes by Emeralde reviews
Oneshot. Song fic with the song Through My Eyes by Phil Collins. Its from Irukas POV, how he sees Naruto developing through the years. This is my first fan fic, so please be nice when revieving anyways, Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
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Eve of Battle - Story Excerpt reviews
On the eve of battle, pacts are common among shield-siblings / A small scene taken from my upcoming, currently unnamed fiction that will be published later this year. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Athis
Minecraft Drabble: Nights on Survival Island
As if zombies and giant spiders weren't bad enough, now she's got people breaking in to her house to deal with. / Read A/N for full story explanation. Please R&R.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Complete
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