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Joined 01-06-11, id: 2691069, Profile Updated: 05-21-11
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey guys! T'is I, the one all the way from England who loves Chocolate ;D

This girl right here is a posh, 15 year old. Bro. I love Hetalia, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Misfits makes a good watch too ^^ I'm sorry if I'm not a regular updater, I just have a crap load of exams right now. I understand the science of trolls, in fact, I recently earned a diploma. Too young, you say? WHO IS TOO YOUNG FOR TROLLING? (:I do not write trollfics, so don't worry, you're safe.

Um yeah, I'm not a complete romance noob, but I hope I don't come across as a noob when I write >.

I love polenta. It's a really super duper nice food. EAT IT BRO.

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Scarlet Magic by Jay1892 reviews
Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,815 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - America, England/Britain
Parenthood by Kaede-tama reviews
"It's not a real baby - just an infant simulator." Matthew figures out that this assignment isn't going to be as easy as it sounded. Especially not when his partner is Gilbert. Gakuen AU, Gilbert/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada
The Vampire of the Maple Forest by Yandere4Manga reviews
Mathieu just wanted to go camping, but after an accident, he finds himself in the home of an egotistical vampire. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Life's Like That by backseat compromises reviews
America and Russia sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better, I Can Do Anything Better Than You' at a G8 meeting,France follows with a lap dance to 'Peacock',Italy with 'Satellite' and England finishes with 'I am the very model of a Modern Major General'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Exorcists and Noahs go to Candy Mountain by Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin reviews
Crack one-shot. The Noahs lure the Exorcists to Candy Mountain in hopes of killing them. However, it leads to a song sung by the Millennium Earl and a hospital visit.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
When Things Go Wrong, it's Usually America's Fault by Rantzilla reviews
America has done it again- pissed off all of the other nations without even meaning to. Now, as the nations drag their feet back to the conference room in their new costumes, they must wonder, 'what have I gotten myself into' PrusSwitz, USUK, Spamano,etc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Switzerland, Prussia
Talk of Tomatoes by crackberries reviews
Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Unbeknownst to him by GixieChic reviews
One Shot. Near is alone after the death of Kira, but someone he would never expect came to see him. Hopefully better than the summary. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
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Fly and Prosper reviews
It's the first year of a famous academy, and notable people from all over the world are coming to attend, and it's caused a stir. After all, both Prince Arthur of England and Alfred Jones, male model and son of the President are going to be there...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
There's No More Room in the Bloody Inn! reviews
Arthur relaxes by running his own secret B&B in London. Unfortunately, the obnoxious Alfred has decided to pay a visit to the eyebrow-inator's lair. The other countries aren't oblivious, though! Someone's gonna get screwed! Namely, Matthew, by Gilbert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,371 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Prussia, Canada