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Author has written 26 stories for Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Mortal Instruments, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Torchwood.

About me:

Alanna, 22. Classics major, amateur writer, big time geek. I've moved to AO3 and almost everything I've posted here embarrasses me in my old age, but I can't be bothered to delete it or remake, so here it is, a testament to the follies of my youth.

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Books: Infernal Devices, To Kill A Mockingbird, Sherlock Holmes, The Red Tent, A Song of Ice and Fire, anything by Michael Crichton or John Green.

Music: Country and pop. Yeah, I know.

Movies: The Producers, Star Wars, Back to the Future, The Avengers, anything Disney or Pixar, RENT, The Room.

TV shows: Futurama, Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, BoJack Horseman, The Tudors, Red vs Blue.

I can also be found on Archive Of Our Own as hopelessbookgeek and on A Teaspoon and An Open Mind, also as hopelessbookgeek.

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My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 5042 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Murderer's Row by Violent-Medic reviews
Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 521,520 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Third Time's The Charm by doctorkaitlyn reviews
The first time it happened, the Doctor was extremely confused because he was almost certain that he wasn't supposed to be turned on immediately after being punched in the face. Rory/Eleven, rated M for a reason .
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Clockwork Heart by angel eyes1 uk reviews
A brief glimpse into Will's POV during some of my favourite moments in Clockwork Angel. It's Will, so it will be mature themed. Not a complete retelling, I will jump from one favourite scene to the next unapologetically! SORRY, NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ellie.hell reviews
Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All I Can See by Ski October reviews
She couldn't help but think that he was more handsome in that moment than she had ever seen him; Gazing at her, he thought she was the most radiant, divine being he'd ever encountered. Jem/Tessa fluff.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Iratze by Ski October reviews
"I love you." Gabriel's face broke into a slow smile that slowly grew, creeping across his face as his eyes glowed warmly. "I know you do. I love you, too." Title subject to change.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Gabriel L. - Complete
Speak Now by a Happy Psychosis reviews
Because wedding crashing just wasn't on many little girls' Bucket List, you see. Tessiam songfic set to the tune of Taylor Swift's Speak Now. Oh, just go with it, will you? I did, and it turned out like this... .
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Character Drabbles by passthewordaround reviews
One sentence Drabblesof Infernal Devices. Will most likely be Jem and Will but will contain other characters
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Right Man by AnimeCountDown reviews
You close your eyes when you play. Show me why. Oneshot. JemXTessa.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G.
Won't Say It by a Happy Psychosis reviews
"If Will wasn't as adept and skilful a liar as he was, he would probably be dead by now." Welcome to the longest One-Shot in the history of the world ever! A songfic to 'Won't Say It'- yes, the one from Disney's Hercules. Contains legit CP teasers...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Falling by Herz von Silber reviews
Something that popped into my head while listening to music. One shot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
til death do us part by thecivilunrest reviews
The cruelest things really are what we can't have. Jem/Sophie
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Jem C., Sophie - Complete
The Five Girls Jace Wishes He Hadn't Slept With by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Jace's gold eyes look through Clary in a way that he's never looked at anyone before. Not Isabelle; not Kaelie; not Tessa; not the nameless, faceless Downworlder who could never be Clary; not Aline.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Pages of the Past by MauMaster reviews
Tessa can't move forward. Magnus can't root himself in the past. Two friends share a conversation over a century after they first meet. Malec, implied Tessa/Will and Tessa/Jem.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Magnus B., Tessa G. - Complete
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Time Keeps on Turning reviews
Series of poems about various episodes or characters. Mostly inspired by the band Chameleon Circuit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
Everybody's saying he's not coming home now. This can't be happening to me, this is just a dream. Post-Reichenbach one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
As Lightning Split the Sea reviews
Will, Jem and Gabriel get sent to modern day America. What happens if they can't get back? What if they don't want to? When they meet two supposedly mortal girls, what can they do but fall in love? *On hiatus until Clockwork Princess*
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,381 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Jem C., Will H.
Passerotto Mio reviews
The words were pretty but meaningless without translation. *one-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lucy S., The Master - Complete
Statistic reviews
Ianto Jones doesn't want to be a statistic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Black and White reviews
John Watson sees the world in black and white, until Sherlock shows him a thousand shades of grey.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Desiderio reviews
The Doctor mentions that he owes Casanova a chicken, but he never explained about the bet, and he certainly never mentioned that Casanova was so gorgeous. Slash, one-shot, generally a PWP.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Beautiful reviews
Sleeping with Sherlock Holmes was the most beautiful thing John Watson had ever done. Slash, PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kinks reviews
The Doctor has an interesting kink or three. Jack guesses correctly. One-shot, slash, PWP.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Dead Man Walking reviews
John does not take losing Sherlock well and takes his return even worse. Set to "Dead Man Walking" by the Script. Reichenbach fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Another Love Story reviews
Characters from Clockwork Angel minus Tessa, as there is a new character instead. Belle is a faerie girl, saved by Jem, who is hiding an intriguing secret. T for later chapters. Modern day AU.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,471 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Socordia reviews
In which Sherlock and John are guilty of all seven deadly sins, including... lust? *Rating has gone up*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hips reviews
The thing John Watson loves most about Sherlock Holmes is his voice, but his hips are a close second.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Delightfully Irresistible reviews
Jack has always thought about the Doctor in that way, but it takes a surprise for the Doctor to see that Jack is nothing if not delightfully irresistible. *Two-Part Slash*
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Proposition reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't understand the appeal of sex, so who better to teach him than his only friend, John Watson? Except that John just might be in love with him... *Now a two-shot*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Something Obvious reviews
The Doctor is missing something obvious.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Sing for the Years reviews
"Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears..." Aerosmith, "Dream On" A bunch of romantic-ish songfics, because I love music and I love ID. Especially ID romance. Jem, Tessa and Will all involved.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Tessa G. - Complete
City of Clockwork reviews
When Henry creates a time Portal, what will ensue? How will Jace react to meeting his ancestor? And will Clary find herself falling for Jem? The answers to these questions and more lies within... CITY OF CLOCKWORK. T because I don't know what'll happen.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jace W., Will H. - Complete
Ebony and Ivory reviews
After fighting with Clary, Jace realizes the two of them are as different as the ebony and ivory of piano keys... But together they make a beautiful melody. After CoA, before CoG. One-shot. *First Place for Angst in 2011 MI Awards by Playing.By.Myself*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Silver Casket reviews
After sustaining a battle injury, Jem realizes something: his body is shutting down. He's dying.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Jem C. - Complete
Letters to Tessa reviews
While Jem and Tessa are separated, they send poems to each other as a way to communicate. Pretty cute, if I do say so myself. :
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
These Words Are All I Have reviews
If you could write a letter to a loved one who has died, what would you say? Will tries to figure that out. Post Clockwork Princess, I guess. Told from Will's POV. A one-shot for now, but that might change.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
Without the Rain reviews
A series of Infernal Devices drabbles, one for every color of the rainbow...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Hail and Farewell reviews
A different version of what happened at De Quincey's party and after. One-shot. Kind of a surprise ending, I think. Told from Will's POV.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Close Your Eyes reviews
Poem, taking place in City of Glass, after Max dies. Isabelle needs to forget what happened, so she turns to Simon for comfort. Things get a little heated...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Isabelle L., Simon L. - Complete
I Love You, But reviews
Poem in which Jem explains that although he loves Tessa, she would be better off with Will. Sad but sweet.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete