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Okay, I guess I really should say something about myself, so here goes...

TOP TEN TOTALLY RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. I'm eating a lollipop. Yum.

2. I think there's something wrong with the phrase "eating" a lollipop. No idea why.

3. I think this is getting boring.

4. I like blue!

5. All my friends like green. :(

6.I'm bored.

7.I CAN PLAY THE UKULELE!

8. I'm always worried or stressed about something.

9. I haven't been updating my stories 'cause I have HUGE problems going on right now, my friends (or "not friends"), schoolwork, deadlines, extracurricular activities, you name it. I also recently discovered that one of my friends has cancer.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT OF ALL:

10. I like to read. It's what defines me. I'm known all over school for it.

Name: Yeah, not going that far...just call me whatever you want...

Religion: 你说国语吗?

Eye color: Hmmm...many people consider it black, but there're no such things as black eyes. If you look closer, you can tell that they are dark brown.

Hair color: Now, this one's hard. It used to be black, now it's dark brown. Still looks black when it's wet, but at night, it's like a shimmery red brown...yeah, I know, my hair is weird, I'd much prefer it just stay black.

Skin color: You know...it's skin colored...

Something strange about me: My friends and I are planning to donate our hair to help people with cancer, I'm almost done growing it the required ten inches. Since I don't want to be bald, I'm growing it out to my hips, then cutting off ten inches.

I'm bored...feel free to PM me, or whatever...


Okay. The following crap has just been copied and pasted, so don't go blaming me for any mistakes you notice :)


If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something and now everyone is afraid of you because of its effects, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

(Strawberry) Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. (I have actually done that with a suitcase!)

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...

There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won’t ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You’re amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. He'll never like someone like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right. I don’t like you. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.


10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose: me or your life

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain. The boy runs after her and says:

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares..." and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay by.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee of the opposite gender and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that boy/girl over there" -point to a random person- "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your little secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid.


Ways to annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.


You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an email or Facebook or myspace
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, then switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write 'For smuggling diamonds'.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Bottom'.

17. When he money comes out the ATM, scream "I won, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

[there's supposed to be a line here but this profile update won't let me put another one here... GO TO HELL!!]

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (sometimes)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore..
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (almost)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I'm ROMANIAN, I must be a GYPSY
I'm ROMANIAN, I must be a THIEF/MURDERER
I'm a TEENAGE GIRL, so I MUST WANT SEX.

I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd who does nothing but study all day. (nah, actually, I used to wear glasses, but now I wear night contacts...)

Repost if you believe stereotyping is wrong and put in bold the ones that apply to you.


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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could just read that then post it into your own profile.

43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know:

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly then she wants you to tell her ‘you’re beautiful’ or ‘pretty’.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kicking today baby?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too.

Did you know:

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

- Insert line here -

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste into your own profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days...

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

22 Ways To Annoy People in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

~List 10 of your friends (not in order)...(that would be mean)~

1)Sevena
2)Jessica

3)Amy
4)Shibangi (I know...weird name...don't tease her about it unless you ENJOY having a black eye...)
5)Shane (ish...)
6)Emily
7)Sandy
8)Jasmine
9)Charlotte(not really, she loves to turn people against me "behind my back")
10)Tiffany

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Two words: Bloody fight

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Char doesn't know her and they would never EVER go to a yoga class.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Sevena...she's more fun.

4)2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in ... their reaction.

Ew...girls. Well...Sandy would run...

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jelous. What happens?
Ew...Jasmine would kill them.

6) 4 mugs you in adark alleyway. Who comes to you rescue?10,2 or 7?

She would never mug me...but I guess Jess would.

7)1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what's happening?

She would get mad cuz nothing woud be working right.

8) 7 kidnapps 2 and demmands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Her vocal cords?

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who so they choose?

EW!!

10) Every one gangs up on 3. What happens?

Awesome! Amy would get all dramatic...being quiet...pissing me off..

11) Everyones invited to 2 and 10 wedding exept for 8. How do they react?
They wouldn't care, cuz they hate each other

12) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz Sandy hits HARD!

You're a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

I've done all of these!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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What If It Happened? by killer-kelly420 reviews
Set 5 years after Only The Good Spy Young: Cammie's life was doing good or at least till someone from her past comes back who she hasnt seen in 5 years who has green eyes. Can she haddle it? Zammie in later chapters! B/G L/J M/D R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,392 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
This I Swear by alltotheone reviews
Boy married girl's best friend. After years of separation, boy goes missing. What happens when girl is the last and only resort? "I promised to get you back no matter what. And this I swear."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Crossing Boundaries by it's a placeholder reviews
Two roommates. Five meddling best friends. One movie night that changes everything. Will these two ever get past the boundaries they've had up for so long and admit their true feelings for each other? Slight OOC. ON HIATUS FOR EDITING.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,231 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Only Time Draco Malfoy Was Ever Useful by Marissa Elizabeth reviews
Why did Ginny kiss Harry in her sixth year? She was told to. But by whom? *NEW* Continuation into Chapter Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Mr Padfoot and Mr Prongs: See You Soon by PeachyKeen13 reviews
The last time Sirius saw James alive, the first time Sirius saw James dead, and the only time Sirius saw James after that. No Slash...R&R! Only T because of when Sirius found James in Godric's Hollow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
CIMMIM Chat Email by sb221 reviews
Gallagher now has a website for spies to chat and email each other. Liz and Jonas are in charge of security, of course. But someone has been sending death threats. Is there a spy within the two schools? Danger is in every email. And at every corner.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,786 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Girl Who Didn't Want To Grow Up by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
She wished to be a maiden forever. And now she's just one day before sixteen. What immortality really was to a girl who didn't want to grow up. Mild ThaliaxLuke. Written for The Prompts: Third Prompt - First Line Dilemma.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Thalia G. - Complete
Are They Really Just Gone? by TheTreeHuggerIzzie reviews
HIATUS. T for swearing & violence. Cammie was captured by the Circle of Cavan 5 months, 1 weeks, 2 days ago and has been tortured every day by Ms. Goode for information- some that she doesn't even have. can she be saved or is this to be her new life?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Cammie M.
Running by Miss Charz reviews
*SEQUEL TO 'TRAITOR'*. Cammie's back. The problem? Her friends think she's dead. But, then again, why would they care? They hate her.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Behind Computer Screens by Keep Dreaming reviews
Zach and Cammie were co-workers who hated each other. But online they were falling for each other. Each didn't know the others identity, but secrets have a way of coming out. Would they continue to fall or crash and burn? Rated T for Language
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My December by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Post TLH. How Annabeth spent her Christmas, struggling to fight the feeling of despair when Percy disappeared. PercyxAnnabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Danger isn't a Game by Eternity In Seconds reviews
Officially A/U, Post Don't Judge A Girl. Cammie Morgan's life has slowly started to come apart. A new enemy is after her and the school she loves. As new and old faces are coming back into her life, Cammie needs to make a big decision between what she knows and what she doesn't. Before time's up. Editing In Progress. COMPLETE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,053 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Cammie M. - Complete
The Missing Piece by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
POST FANG! FAX! Ok, I hated the ending of FANG, so before James Patterson does anything else, I have to fix the cliffy that he left us to deal with. Much better than it sounds and gets better and better with each chapter! FAX! Needs Reviews! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,793 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Just like the Chameleon should by Book Fanatic001 reviews
After OGSY. Cammie leaves the school and now shes on her own. How will it all work out especially when she has to make sure the people that she cares about the most dont find her and the people that are out to get her do. Can she do it or no. REVIEW!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
I Wish I Weren't Me by somegirl21 reviews
Zach and Cammie have never met. What happens when they meet for the first time? Better than it sounds! Contains Only the Good Spy Young spoilers! T because you can never be too safe. I do not own these characters! Review Please!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010
With You by always-hiding reviews
Three-shot story of Zach and Cammie being together, but Cammie couldn't handle the relationship, so she ends it. Will they get back together? Read to find out.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Last Kiss by Allie Goode reviews
Zach breaks up with Cammie. This is told from her POV in the future w/ a couple of flashbacks. She is very upset and doesn't know what to do. This is based on "Last Kiss" by Taylor Swift. Don't read if you're prone to crying. One-Shot!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Day By Day by Drop Topping reviews
It was a simple Love-Triangle, everyone kind of saw it coming. But what Cammie doesn't know, is that it's more that meets the eye... COMPLETE
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears by behind.my.bright.blue.eyes reviews
Gallagher/Heist Crossover Poem-Fic One Shot! It's a mouthful, I know. We've all heard this poem, time and time again, so here come the Gallagher girls along with Kat and Gabrielle as they each tell their stories of Love. i know it sounds corny. read it.
Crossover - Gallagher Girls & Heist Society - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Home by KisstheRain14 reviews
Somewhere along the way, she lost track of where it was. He figured he should remind her. /ZxC/
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
When We Were Young by voile reviews
What's going on with our faveorite GG characters, years after they've graduated? Are Zach and Cammie still together? Is her father really dead? And who exactly is Joe Solomon?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,756 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
He's The One by BarrelRacingAndChannyandZammie reviews
Just a little story that I came up with about Zach and Cammie! Hope you like it! R&R! Maybe two or three shot!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Zach G. - Complete
Questioning the Heart by Daysi5 reviews
Seven years ago, Zach disappeared and left a broken Cammie. He ruined her life, and she hates him for what he did. But now she's found him, and plans on destroying him. Will she go through with it? Or succumb to Zach's charm?One-shot! I Don't Own, BTW!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Just the Way You Are by 2lazy2b clever reviews
Zammie one-shot. Song Fic. Zammie moments. Fluff! Just read it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Chain by A Classy Girl reviews
"I don't know why I even came here. Everywhere I turn, I see him. He's haunting me." A mission gone horribly wrong leaves Cammie a widow. Or is it so? Zammie One-Shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
my mistakes were made for you by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: That's just the spy world, though, isn't it? Games that aren't fun, happy endings that don't exist, and fire so cold it burns. For Tunarh.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Of Trees and Roses by storyteller1425 reviews
Just a cute one-shot about Annabeth and Percy when they were kids. AU. Review! It's my first fanfic so please be nice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
15 Ways to Ruin a Proposal by Gallagher Rose reviews
All the mishaps Zach can face while trying to propose to Cammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,337 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
At the Riverside of Neverland by Kaori-chan2 reviews
NxL: Her years pass and Natsu is just an occasional visitor watching from afar.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
And Never the Two Shall Meet by Gallagher Rose reviews
A sad, Romeo and Juliet like story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Again and Again by Winters-loving-way reviews
These are basically my collection of Gallagher Girl songfics. Each chapter is an INDIVIDUAL, and are not related to each other until further notice. Each your hearts out... Just... Not literally.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009
Just So You Know by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: Zach is notorious for pulling the vanishing act whenever a girl gets too attached him. But after disappearing to Korea for two years, he realizes something was different about Cammie, and he has to prove it.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,417 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
True Love Always Prevails by Gallagher Rose reviews
A cute, yet sad little one shot of how Cammie and Zach could have met at their parents' "funeral". In Solomon's POV.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Joe S. - Complete
My Mystery Girl by Gallagher Rose reviews
Zach's first meeting with Cammie, at a random dance. Zach's POV.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
you belong with me by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: "Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me." Once upon a time, there was a boy who hated his life and a girl who listened.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
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Dirty Little Secrets reviews
When Cammie and Zach meet at her father's funeral, they thought they would be friends. Best friends. Forever friends. Until Zach suddenly hates her. When Blackthorne has an exchange with Gallagher, What will Cammie do?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Every Kind of Knife reviews
What glitters wickedly in the sun, is notorious for dark kind of evil, and possesses a sharp, fatal blade?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Tears of Joy reviews
I loved him. I couldn't have him. Or could I? One-shot
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Colors of the breeze reviews
That day. The day I died inside. It was supposed to be my best day ever. Guess even spies are wrong sometimes.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Cammie M.
Getting Even reviews
My name is Cammie Morgan. I thought I'd never be betrayed. However, in the spy world, betrayals are inevitable. Before, I trusted my training to guide me. For this, my most dangerous mission, I must trust in the power of my heart.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Because Tomorrow is Never Promised reviews
Cammie Morgan, to the world, is fearless. Beyond imagination. Beyond anything. But inside, she's broken. Unbelievably broken. This is her story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Cammie M.
Dying to Stay reviews
Continuation of GG4. Cammie is dying, but she wont go to Gallagher or to medical care, no matter what her friends or Zach says. Too risky. What will she do? rated T because I don't know what's coming next
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.