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Joined 01-07-11, id: 2691838, Profile Updated: 03-26-13
Author has written 16 stories for Midsomer Murders, X-Men, Life on Mars, Torchwood, Twilight, Downton Abbey, Merlin, Firefly, Hollyoaks, and Thor.

Firstly... cheers to Lavender and Hay for the avatar! It's crazy awesome. Anyway-

Hello! I'm not really sure what to write in this bit, so its an odd mix of what I think of my favourite fiction. Here goes:

Current obsessions: Buffy, Naruto, Hollyoaks and the entire Marvel Universe(s)

If Formula One was fictional then that would be what all my fanfics were about. I may be slightly obsessed... (may? There is no 'may' about it)

I love the X-Men! But the films leave me slightly confused. Don't get me wrong, I love the films, they're just... confusing.

Torchwood and Dr Who are awesome. By Torchwood I mean series 1 and 2!!! Miracle Day just isn't Torchwood in my opinion. And Children of Earth was just a transition between the two. And why does Torchwood feel the need to kill off all the cool doctors: Owen, Vera, Rupesh... Rupesh shouldn't have died!!!

Hollyoaks used to be my guilty pleasure. Now it's stopped being guilty.

"And that's for Helsinki!" Mayor of Helsinki, The Secret Show

"Don't move! You're surrounded by armed bastards!" Gene Hunt, Life on Mars

On the scaryness of jigsaws: "It is scary- what if you get to the end and there's a piece missing?" Vlad, Young Dracula

"Y'what?!" Something a member of the downtstairs clan in Downton Abbey would say. Probably.

"Edward, what are you doing?!" What Miss Eleanor Dashwood should have said to Mr Edward Ferrars, sometime in Sense and Sensibility.


Favourite ships seem to be a common thing on profile pages so hey ho:

Buffy: Oz/Willow

Naruto: Sakura/Lee

Avengers: Hawkeye/Black Widow

Hollyoaks: Brendan/Ste *sob*

Soundtrack of my life (done while waiting for the last episode of Downton to come on...!) (Why the ipod has to be on shuffle to do this I don't know)

Opening credits: 'Police on My Back' great, that makes me seem like a juvenile delinquent.

Waking up: 'Screaming Bloody Murder' I'm really not a morning person

First day of school: 'Banjo Master' literally makes no sense

Falling in love: 'Fallen Leaves' there is the word 'fall' involved I suppose

Fighting: 'The Quidditch World Cup' not sure whether I'm Ireland or Bulgaria...wanna be Ireland

Breaking up: 'Swords of a Thousand Men' still no sense... why the heck does it have to be done on shuffle!?

Prom: 'Johnny Be Good' incidently, the song playing at the prom in Back to the Future!

Life: 'Hare Hare Yukai' kind of suitable if you squint... whilst on a pogo stick

Mental breakdown: 'Banana Splits' just going mental in general, methinks "A one banana two banana three banana four!"

Driving: 'Turning Japanese' oh for crying out loud- it could've been 'Drive My Car', or 'Highway to Hell'!

Flashback: 'Blister' if I ever decide to walk across the United States, all alone, then this may be suitable

Making up: 'Buck Rodgers' I don't like Jaguars- this doesn't work either

Wedding: 'Rain' "I hate days like this" oh, very suitable, thanks shuffle

Birth of child: 'Start Wearing Purple' nothing like a bit of Gypsy Punk Rock to celebrate!

Final battle: 'Just Who Is the 5 O'Clock Hero?' is the battle happening at 5?

Death scene: 'Give Me A Sign' "I'll keep you alive if you show me the way"- I obviously didn't know the way: pity

Funeral: 'Until the End' quite fitting actually, since this is the end

End credits: 'Still Alive' good one actually, especially after the funeral "While you're dying I'll be still alive" mwa ha ha ha

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Coffee Date by PangeaSplits reviews
The Avengers have once again saved the world from an alien invasion. Go figure, right? But even superheroes need a coffee break every now and then, and Tony Stark knows just how to organize one. Naturally, Erik is the only one not amused. Modern AU. Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Namesake by CaptainBluntschli reviews
Jayne put extreme sentimental value on his favorite gun, but revisiting the past reveals there is more to Vera than just a name.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Jayne
The Merry Men of Downton by Lavender and Hay reviews
Crack fic. After a night out with Sybil, Isobel has a very, very strange dream; Downton meets Robin Hood. All kinds of characters and pairings included: Isobel/Clarkson, Carson/Hughes, M/M.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Isobel C., Sybil C. - Complete
Prime Minister? by Lavender and Hay reviews
A slight mixup of time leads to Isobel and Harriet Jones, Prime Minister, finding themselves a little bit lost.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harriet J., Isobel C.
Paradise Lost by Blood.Stained.Fingers reviews
Death is supposed to end the suffering; it is supposed to be paradise. It hurts Nina to see her baby focus so completely, so trustingly on another woman. It hurts that Eve thinks of Annie as Mum.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Nina P. - Complete
Volleyball by Lavender and Hay reviews
AU, OOC, wild, volleyball-centred madness. Featuring Dr Clarkson, Isobel, Hughsie, Sybil and Matthew.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Isobel C., Dr. Clarkson - Complete
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Plan by Lavender and Hay reviews
Part of the "Things Go Too Far" series. Still thinking of Dr Clarkson, Isobel hatches a plan. Again, don't take it outstandingly seriously.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Isobel C., Dr. Clarkson - Complete
An Interlude by Lavender and Hay reviews
Isobel becomes infatuated with Dr Clarkson. Part of the "When Things Go Too Far" Series. Please don't take it seriously, for your own sake.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Isobel C., Dr. Clarkson - Complete
The Merry Wives of Downton Negotiate an Encore by Lavender and Hay reviews
They are putting on Twelfth Night, thinking- mistakingly- that it might be a little bit easier the second time around.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,091 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - E. Hughes, Isobel C. - Complete
A very merry Outtake by Syblime reviews
An 'Out-take' from Lavender and Hay's the Merry Wives of Downton Negotiate an Encore.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Mischief and Magic by Danica Napier reviews
Things are just getting back to normal for Darcy. Then Thor's supposedly evil brother, Loki, appears, and her world becomes more confusing than ever with the God of Mischief around. Loki/Darcy, Thor/Jane
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,169 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Shut Up, Sean, It's A Surprise by Kari Kurofai reviews
In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
25 Days of Christmas Troubles by Kita the Spaz reviews
Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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Miss O'Brien Isn't Having a Good Day reviews
O'Brien and Branson somehow swap places with Annie and Chris. Everyone tries to get home. Not to be taken seriously! Gene Hunt/ Sarah O'Brien...
Crossover - Life on Mars & Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Gene H., S. O'Brien
Brendan Isn't Alone Anymore reviews
"In the next life, Steven". Set in the next life, basically! Brendan and Ste get a happy(ish, I think) ending.
Hollyoaks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Ste Hay, Brendan B. - Complete
Murder Isn't Only In Midsomer reviews
There's a lot of dodgy goings on in Hollyoaks, but quite often the police there aren't up to Midsomer standards. When Seamus Brady is murdered Barnaby and Troy are transferred in onto the case. Being a Hollyoaks/Midsomer crossover nearly everyone could be the murderer... NOT ENTIRELY SERIOUS!
Crossover - Hollyoaks & Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Brendan B., T. Barnaby
Alfred Isn't Sure What's Going On reviews
Miss O'Brien and Alfred have a couple of heart to hearts on the subjects of work, love, and drink. With quotes from the Hacker T Dog. Starts off sillier than it ends.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - S. O'Brien, Alfred N. - Complete
Diary of Jayne reviews
Jayne's account of a job he and the crew of Serenity take on. Not much else to say to that!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Jayne
Leon Isn't A Knight Just Yet reviews
Leon and Arthur are just starting their training to become knights. As typical 9 year olds in a castle they get up to all sorts of things they shouldn't...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Leon, Arthur
Loki Isn't on Asgard Any More reviews
Sequal to my Mr Sinister story, set after the Thor film. Loki wants to get back to Asgard, and Gambit ends up helping him.
Crossover - X-Men & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Remy L./Gambit, Loki
Dr Clarkson Isn't Getting It reviews
Crack/song fic. Isobel tries to convey her feelings to Clarkson, but the man just doesn't get it... NOT part of the main series, this ones wierder and based on the song "Goodness Gracious Me"
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Dr. Clarkson, Isobel C. - Complete
A Telephone Isn't a Conventional Wedding Present reviews
Yup, yet another part of the "When Things Go Too Far" series. It is time for the recently engaged couple to recieve their wedding presents! Daisy gets slightly confused
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Dr. Clarkson, Daisy - Complete
Thomas Isn't Trusted With the Cake Tin reviews
Mrs Patmore gets a new cake tin, and in turn both Daisy and William lose it. Of course Thomas is behind it.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Thomas - Complete
Speech Giving Isn't All That Easy reviews
Another part of the "When Things go too far" series. Clarkson is ivited to do a speech at a prize giving ceremony, and isobel gets just a bit jealous.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Dr. Clarkson, Isobel C. - Complete
An Ambulance Isn't Just for Christmas reviews
Dr Clarkson decides he needs an ambulance, and enlists Branson to help him. Part of the "When Things Go Too Far Series". Features points of view from various characters on the madness that is the Downton ambulance.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Dr. Clarkson, T. Branson - Complete
Charlie Isn't Sure What to Think reviews
Charlies view on Bella leaving home and getting married and the possibility of vampires etc.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Charlie S. - Complete
Torchwood Isn't What it Used To Be reviews
A sort of epitaph for the Torchwood of old. You know, Owen, Tosh Ianto, the Hub...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Mr Sinister Isn't a Fan of Ethics reviews
Mr Sinister steals Gambit and Loki's DNA to make a kid. Why? 'Cos he's bored. T for swearing and DNA nicking.
Crossover - X-Men & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Remy L./Gambit, Loki
Joyce Isn't Normally Violent reviews
The Barnabys attend a murder mystery evening. Tom takes things too seriously. T for the whole murdering business!
Midsomer Murders - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete