Author has written 6 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Sailor Moon, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Wolf Children/おおかみこどもの雨と雪.
Name: Call me Yuki!
Appearance: Dyed my hair blonde and it looks light brown! Can't dye my eyes so I have to live all my life with dark wood brown eyes. Life is a bit unfair, isn't it?
Likes: Anything sweet, Anime/Manga, writing fanfic, reading, singing, playing musical instruments, listening to music and of course good reviews!! The latter makes me especially happy.
Dislikes: Spicy things, arrogant people,
Music: Japanese songs!! Any kind but it has to be Japanese! And classic music, never forget the good old classic music.
Personality: Airhead. Idiot.
Way of writing: I have the strangest way of writing and also the strangest way on how to find inspiration. I also write in Italian on another side, but decided to translate the story and post it here because italians are all BAS*RDS!! Sorry to the Italians on ff.
Type of writing: The way I write may seem kinda strange but that's just how I like it! It's my way of shouting "I'M UNIQUE!".
Writing in general: I mainly write about OCs. I do not have enough confidence to write a story with only canon characters. Though I do get a few ideas for canon only fanfictions.
Favorite Anime/Manga: They are a lot.. And I can't exactly say that I liked one more than the other because if I don't like being compared then they wouldn't like it either, if they could express their feelings.
How I review: I review almost every story I read, and I also favorite it. If I haven't reviewed a story it means I can't find the right words to explain how FANTASTIC, AWESOME that story was. But don't misunderstand me, I do say if there is a mistake but I concentrate more on the feelings of love for that story. For that masterpiece that is not all that perfect.
What I think about fanfiction/story in general: I think that every fanfiction is wonderful. Even if there are mistakes and a bit of OOCness. The story is wonderful because the author poured her/his heart into writing it! Sweat, tears, hours of thinking, hours of checking for mistakes, everything is done with love. And to reward that love I review all the fanfictions I read. Even if the fanfiction has already 100s of reviews, one more review could make the author even happier.
I always think of how happy the person behind the fanfiction could be if I write even a small comment. And that's cause I feel that way too. Even if it's just a smiley face, it brightens my day and I keep replying that review all over again in my head.
What reviewing means to me: To me it means encouraging the author, who did his/her best to write that story. Simply putting a "favorite" won't do much because it means many things, like: "I liked the story", "I found it interesting", "It was worth reading", "I want to read it again in the future". Reviewing it means getting the message across with actual words.
Anime guys who I think are VERY cute/sexy/handsome/hot: (random order)
Hyuuga Natsume (Gakuen Alice)
Nogi Ruka (Gakuen Alice)
Andou Tsubasa (Gakuen Alice)
Hijiri Youichi (Gakuen Alice)
Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)
Namikaze Minato (Naruto)
Sabaku no Gaara (Naruto)
Makishima Shogo (Psycho-Pass)
Kagari Shuusei (Psycho-Pass)
Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass)
Usui Takumi (Maid-sama!)
Tamaki Sou (OHSHC)
Kyoya Ootori (OHSHC)
Oz Vessalius (Pandora Hearts)
Gilbert Nightray (Pandora Hearts)
Vincent Nightray (Pandora Hearts)
Elliot Nightray (Pandora Hearts)
Oswald Baskerville (Pandora Hearts)
Leo Baskerville (Pandora Hearts)
Sawada Tsunayoshi (KHR!)
Sawada Ieyasu a.k.a Giotto (KHR!)
Gokudera Hayato (KHR!)
Kozato Enma (KHR!)
Hibari Kyoya (KHR!)
Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko No Basket)
Akashi Seijuro (Kuroko No Basket)
Teito Klein (07-GHOST)
Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)
Okumura Rin (Ao No Exorcist)
Allen Walker (D.Gray-Man)
Neah Walker (D.Gray-Man)
Kanda Yuu (D.Gray-Man)
Tsubaki Kyouta (Kyou, koi wo hajimemasu)
Edgar J. C. Ashenbert (Earl and Fairy)
Raven (Earl and Fairy)
Tsukimori Len (La Corda D'oro)
Hihara Kazuki (La Corda D'oro)
Shimizu Keiichi (La Corda D'oro)
Miketsukami Soushi (Inu x Boku SS)
Isana Yashiro (K Project)
Killua Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter)
Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter)
Hisoka (Hunter x Hunter)
Eren Yeager/Jaeger (Shingeki no Kyoujin/Attack On Titan)
Levi (Shingeki no Kyoujin/Attack On Titan)
Nanase Haruka (Free!)
Matsuoka Rin (Free!)
Hinata Shouyou (Haikyuu!!)
Tobio Kageyama (Haikyuu!!)
Nishinoya Yuu (Haikyuu!!)
Kozume Kenma (Haikyuu!!)
Echizen Ryouma (Prince of Tennis)
(Almost ever single character in Prince of Tennis)
The list goes on... Will update soon :D
Now we will pass to random things I picked up here and there!
This one is adorable..
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. :')
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"
When I'm bored, I text a random number and say, "I hid the body, now what?" (Would love to do this!)
You know you're obsessed with Anime when...
- You start naming your screen name and usernames with anything related to anime.
- You like to say famous lines of anime characters frequently.
- You surf for hours around the net looking for anime sites.
- You decide to or want to name your children after your favorite anime characters.
- You try learning how to draw your favorite anime characters, even if your bad at drawing.
- You love to doodle or make sketches of anime characters in your notebook when your in school or when you're bored.
- Your friends all know you LOVE anime.
- You try to imitate an anime character you are obsessed with.
- You dress as one of your favorite anime characters for Halloween.
- You made the costume yourself.
- You don't think falling in love with a anime character is crazy, but your friends and family members do.
- You love collecting MANY pictures of all your favorite anime and favorite characters.
- You try buying every merchandise you can of your favorite anime, no matter what the cost is.
- You don't mind if you watch an anime you like in a different language or with no subtitles. You would just say, "Who cares!!! It's ANIME!!"
- You cry or get really upset when your favorite character dies or gets badly hurt.
- You dream about anime-related things.
- You start to argue with people who hate anime or who think it's trash, because to you it's the best or one of the best things that came into your life.
- You want to plan a trip to Japan just to check out and get Anime Stuff, even though you know they are very expensive.
- You think about anime-related things at least twice or more a day.
- You can't imagine how your life would be WITHOUT anime. o_o
- Your hard drive is practically all filled up with all sorts of anime stuff, like mp3s, pictures, wallpaper, etc.
- You always tell your friend that someone nearby is wearing an anime shirt and get them to look at it.
- You can't go through a day without taking a glimpse of something that has to do with anime.
- You try learning how to play your favorite anime song on piano or any instrument.
- You constantly listen to Anime songs.
- You try to save up ALL your money so you can buy anime toys, DVDs, CDs, video tapes and etc.
- You want to learn Japanese so you can listen and understand what the characters are saying without reading subtitles.
- You are inspired by the people who created and drew the animations.
- Your room is filled with MANY anime pictures, and you still continue adding more on.
- You want to or have named your pet after your favorite anime character.
- You would frequently try to find someone out there in the real world who resembles your favorite anime character in some way.
- You start to treat your favorite anime characters as if they were real people.
- You think you are or don't mind being called an "Anime Freak".
- Anything you receive for your birthday or for any special holiday, you expect to get something anime-related.
- You are up to date with the new anime shows coming out.
- You try convincing your friends or whoever doesn't like anime that it is the BEST animation ever.
- You would go in shock if someone doesn't know what "Anime" is.
- You like to read or write many fanfics of your favorite anime or characters.
- People are trying to STOP you from being so "into" anime.
- You don't think you can really be obsessed with anything else as much as you do with Anime.
- Anime is one of your hobbies or your main interests.
- The people you draw seem to always appear "anime style" because you have practiced too much at drawing your fav anime characters.
- You're starting to listen to Japanese or Anime music even though you don't fully understand what they are singing, but you enjoy and are obsessed with them anyways.
- You look up for English translations to the Japanese songs.
- You listen to Japanese or Anime music more than you do with English.
- Your starting to have more interest in the Japanese culture than your own.
- You are starting to have more interest in Japanese bands and singers than any other.
- You would cheer whenever your favorite anime character does something awesome or kills someone annoying.
- You would only date people who likes anime almost as much as you do.
- You would swoon over a cute anime guy/girl or bishounen/bishoujo.
- You think about putting anime stuff on your bag and wear anime shirts to show people that you are a fan of Anime.
- You buy a Japanese/English dictionary.
- You think about Anime when you're bored or in school. Eve during an exam!
- You get upset or feel regretful for missing an interesting episode of your favorite anime show.
- You have or want to create your own manga or anime show with your own story, characters and all.
- You are also obsessed with manga, because most anime originates from them.
- You watch your favorite anime show from beginning to the end of the series more than once or twice, without getting bored of it.
- More than 50% of your life consists of Anime.
- Your favorite video games have anime-related art in them or are made by a Japanese company.
- You are starting to eat foods that your favorite anime character eats, even if you originally didn't know about it or like it.
- You have dreams about buying something anime-related.
- You wish your favorite anime character was a real person.
- Your obsession with anime has got you obsessed with the Japanese culture.
- You now even make your own Japanese food or have tried.
- You eat Japanese food frequently.
- You say "Ah" when you're about to eat something.
- You say "Kawaii" instead of "Cute".
- You say "Hai" or "Ah" with a nod instead of "Yes"
- You use Japanese words.
- Bowing, enough said.
- You add honorifics at the end of people's names.
- You make up Kakashi-excuses when you're late.
- You shout random/strange/absurd/bizarre names before an attack.
- "Meow" becomes "Nyan".
- You hear and see Anime characters in real life.
- "Rock-paper-scissors" becomes "Jan-ken-pon!"
- You start eating or want to eat with chopsticks.
- You try to walk around with your eyes close.
You Know you're obsessed with Naruto when...
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!".
-Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words "-chan" and "-kun" at the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use "Kuchiyose No Jutsu" to summon the Toad King.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori!" as you pass out.
-Start to call your teachers Sannin.
-Claim you're going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an ANBU.
-Cry at the flashback scenes of Naruto's family and Sasuke's.
-List ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
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Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
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Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. (FUCK MATH!!!)
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Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "Well, duh. That made perfect sense.", copy this into your profile.
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If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
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You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92% of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8% that would be laughing your ass off.
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I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.
I, YuiKudo, do solemnly swear to review all the fics that I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
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A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.
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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), AkatsukiOfNight (USA), HibiscusAngel15 (USA), YuiKudo (Italy)
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girl friend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (I've never been asked out ever)
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
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Me: Mom, can you come here?
Me: *yells* MOM, CAN YOU COME HERE?!
Mom:...*still didn't hear*
Me: *whispers* Why the f*ck can’t she hear me..
Mom:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Copy and past this into your profile if it happened to you at least once.
7 reasons not to mess with kids
Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”
Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
You have problems if:
you skip/run/walk/jump around your house singing "I love rape"
you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement
you stay up half the night doing illegal things
torture/the thought of torture makes you happy/excited/laugh
you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible
you wake up in the morning thinking about hurting people
you karate chop milk
you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute.
If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
Wish I had best friends like this! They would be such a fun XD
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FRIENDS: Say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
FRIENDS: Say 'sorry' when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Real Anime Lovers: Learn Japanese from watching anime.
Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters.
Real Anime Lovers:Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in Japanese
Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga.
Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime.
Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies.
Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions.
Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active.
It's not a comic book, it's "Manga."
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime".
It's not gay, it's "Yaoi".
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri".
It's not porn, it's "Hentai".
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi".
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon".
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service".
It's not costume, it's "Cosplay".
It's not a dating show, it's "Harem".
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe".
It's not a bipolar, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi".
It's not a schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere".
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation".
I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku" and I'm very proud of it, thank you very much.
Post this in your profile if you are a true anime lover!!
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
When you dial a mental hospital:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
[X] You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[X] You wear lip gloss/stick.
TOTAL: 4 (This is not good... Probably)
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
If you have a REALLY long profile like me, copy and paste this in your profile just to make it longer (and to piss other people off XD) and add your name to the list: HibiscusAngel15, YuiKudo
I saw a lot of people doing this so I thought.. Why not?! You know, that thing authors do.. They put the stories they are working on and such things.
Currently working on:
This story is, like, the biggest embarrassment of my life. I don't want to take it down because it's my FIRST fanfiction on ff, that's why the "revision" program started. Chapter 13 may never be published but there is still hope that it might, a 0.5% probability?
Not going as good as I hoped but the story will be continued. I may decide to write the next few chapters centered only on two Half-Demons but it's just an idea.