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Heyy, I'm ObsessiveCullenDisorderSuferer! All I will say about my real name is that it is Naomi.
I'm 16 years old, I'm from London, England and I LOVE Fan Fictions! Mainly Twilight!
I am Obsessed with it!
I doubt I will write a story on here as I am an awful writer and will fail terribly!
But i may pluck up the corrage in the future
Sorry for any bad spelling u get from me, I'm dyslexic so can't help it lol X


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«´¨• Twilight •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨• New Moon •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨• Eclipse •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨•Breaking Dawn•´¨»
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!

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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my head fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfil spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying "Man we screwed up big time".

Month 1

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you found this funny, post it on your profile


Name: Naomi

Single or taken: Single

Gender: Female

Birthday: 6th of July

Sign: Cancer


Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Green with bits of brown in it

Height: 5'6

Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Strait

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Dorithy Perkins

Favourite designer?: N/A

What is your sexiest outfit?: Probably my underwear but thats not really an outfit lol

What is your most comfortable outfit?: My team Edward hoodie and baggie jeans

What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a hoodie in winter and floural dresses in summer :)

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essences

What are you listening to right now: I'm watching T.V so Eastenders

Who is the last person that called you?: Jess - My Best Friend

How many buddies are online right now?: 68



Girls names: Lilly and Alice

Boy’s names: Oscar and Jasper

Subjects in school: Media Studies



Given anyone a bath?: Nope

Smoked?: Nope

Bungee jumped?: No

Made yourself throw up?: No

Skinny dipped?: No

Ever been in love?: No but i would love to be!

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yep! And fake cried at school for it too!

Pictured your crush naked?: Hell Yes!!

Actually seen your crush naked?: No, Topless YES!

Cried when someone died?: No one I know has died so... No

Lied: Yes... To get my own way hehe

Fallen for your best friend?: Nope

Rejected someone?: Yeah

Used someone?: Nope

Done something you regret?: Many Times


Clothes: Skinny Jeans and Red strappy top and a thick hoodie :D

Music: Not really into music that much (I know i'm weird)

Smell: The smell of new clothes.

Desktop picture: All the Cullen boys topless :P

CD in player: Queen!

DVD in player: The Twilight Saga - Eclipse :)


You touched: My Mum :)

You hugged: My Mum

You IMed: Jess - My Best Friend :)

You yelled at: My Dad

u kissed: Well propper kissed My Ex


Understanding: Yeah well so I have been told

Open-minded: Not Particularly but I do try to be

Arrogant: No... I'm too shy for that...

Insecure: Yes deffenatly

Random: Heck to the yes!

Hungry: Nah I just had my dinner :)

Smart: Well I got 10 GCSE's And I'm doing my A-levels so yeah I supose

Moody: Hardly Ever! I'm too happy to be moody but I do have my moments..

Hard working: Hell No! I am way loo Lazy for that!

Organized: No!

Healthy: Yeah :)

Shy: Very! unless I am with people I am comfortable with aswell.

Difficult: Only when people don't allow me to induldge my OCD tendensies.

Bored easily: Depends what I am doing.

Obsessed: Well I have OCD in both sences (Obsessive Compulsive Dissorder and Obsessive Cullen Dissorder) so yes

Angry: Only when things important to me go wrong

Sad: Not really but if I am it's not for long... My happy personality shines through :D

Happy: All the time! :D

Hyper: Very Offten!

Trusting: I trust too easily


Kill: I would never actualy do it but there are a very few who would be top of my hit list if i decided too :P

Slap?: The same people I would kill but im not violent at all (i've never been in a fight)

Get really wasted with?: I don't actualy drink alcahol but if i did then my bet friends.

Get high with: I don't do drugs but if i did then my best friends.

Talk to offline: Any of my friends or Family :)

Talk to online: Any of my friends :)

Sex it up with: Any of the male Twilight cast that are hot so mainly the Cullens NOM :)


In the morning I: am either asleep or wishing i was asleep

Love is: something that i dream about and would love to have for my self and I do feel it for my friends and family :)

I dream about: The most random things!

Sexual preference: Male

What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: There looks and what there wering :)


Coke or Pepsi: Coke!

Flowers or candy: Candy

Tall or short: Tall


Makes you laugh the most: My best friend Jess

Makes you smile: My friends and Family especialy my Mum and Best Friend

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one really


Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Only If I have something important to say (I love my sleep too much)

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nope never being a girl is awesome :)

Wish you were younger: No! I'm only 16! I wanna be older!

Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes :/


Of times I've had my heart broken: Never

Of hearts I have broken: 2

Of guys I've kissed: 5

Of girls I've kissed: $ (they were all dares)

Of CD's I own: Not many

Of scars on my body: 8

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession.~

Forks, Washington. It sprinkles so you don't sparkle.

Starve a vampire, donate blood. :)

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.

Girl: Why Do U Always Follow Me Around ??
Boy: Well, Because When I Was A Kid, My Mom Told Me To Follow My Dreams!

"Just been killed by Edward Cullen...bad for Victoria , but good for Bryce having Robert Pattison's lips touch my neck...Oh...yeah , I'm married." -Bryce Dallas Howard

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Learning to Kneel by Sneaky Snarky Subs reviews
Bella finds herself ripped from her everyday life and specially selected and sold to Jasper Whitlock. Will she give in to him and his dark world in every way imaginable? Or will she resist and try to get back to her own? A/H Dark/Dominant/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,542 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Children of Saturn, Book 1: What Have We Done by NessieCullen9 reviews
Picks up in early NM. Edward convinced his family to leave Bella, but Jasper goes back to check on her when he starts questioning Edward's motives, and after an amicable breakup with Alice. He discovers a lot more than a heartbroken human. It turns out, Bella is part of an endangered species of born-to-be-vampires called Children of Saturn. Violence, some language, sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,339 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 2/11/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] Aro, Edward - Complete
Observations by abbymickey24 reviews
Adopted from ceara1888. Bella's home life is full of abuse and fear. When her mate and his family finds out how far will he go to protect her? HAITUS-HAVE NOT ABANDONED...Will be completed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,524 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Fix You by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
What if Jacob hadn't stopped at just a kiss in Eclipse? How will Bella deal with being raped, especially now that she thinks she's unfixable? How will she handle telling Edward about the rape, or will she try to keep it from him? Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,368 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vengeance for Angels by OfftoBed reviews
They thought Bella was dead, no one imagined that she suffered something far worse. Jasper and the Cullens find her, but will they be able to help her. Will Bella find her vengeance? Warning: Dark and violent, contains references to torture and abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper
The Life Of Renesmee Carlie Cullen by xoxlolxox reviews
This is basicly Breaking Dawn from Renesmee's POV From before birth til the end! R&R. Constuctive Critisism is welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Sickness by gemma loves edward reviews
Bella is sick yet again. What is the Illness that is causing all the drama? What will happen to Bella? read and find out, Please review :D Beta for this story is vampgirl94. On Hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,240 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Visions of Our Destiny by ForksPixie reviews
Jasper has been waiting 60 years for Alice's vision of his vampire soul-mate. What happens when she knocks on the Cullen door escorted by the Volturi Guard. Vamp Story /AU **On Hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,525 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bella's Suicide New Moon AU by Fakin'it reviews
What if Bella chose action over catatonia to deal w/her pain? What if she blew her brains out, but Jasper changed her anyway? Could venom reconstruct her brain? A newborn vamp with the blank slate mind of a newborn human? Sad at 1st, but HEA later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 279,597 - Reviews: 2964 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Brother Bear by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella is a mute vampire who was turned while searching for her lost possibly dead brother.70yrs later she found him. Will she be able to gain her brother back plus a family. Will she find love or will someone from the past prevent her. Canon parings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,690 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens Take England by BarnumOnTheBrain reviews
The Cullens decide to take go on holiday to England. They tackle London, Cambridge University, Alton Towers and various other stops! Nominated in the Shimmer Awards - this is just for some fun. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Carlisle, Emmett
Timeless by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper is asked to watch Bella while the rest of the Cullens are hunting. One minute she's there the next she's gone...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,865 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Will Things Change? by 2brown-eyes reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon he & his family receive four books. One book of the past and three books of the future. Will reading the books send Edward racing back to his soul mate sooner or will he continue think that it right to stay away? Text of the books is not copied in the chapters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 211,767 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Risen Anew by Pandora181900 reviews
On Bella Swan's first day at Forks High, she trips over the door step. The smell of her blood is too much for Edward Cullen, and he snaps. Suddenly, she is thrust into a world she didn't even know existed. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,462 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sweet scent of Home by Idratherbereading29 reviews
Edward is fascinated by Bella from the start and decides to befriend her. Jasper - already estranged from Alice ,her failed project, and wondering if he needs to leave Forks - has his own reasons for trying to get in between his brother and the new girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 100,993 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
VMA The Major's View by runs-with-fenrir reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. The Major's view of the events in Vampire Mating Academy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Sucks to be Human by CaRpE-DiEm-seize.the.day reviews
Bella gets Sick and Edward is there to take care of her along with the whole Cullen family. Takes place before Breaking Dawn. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
leaving this life by jasperiswellfit reviews
What happens when the cullens have to leave becasuse they are under suspision. they go to england but will thgey end up in more trouble than if they stayed. i suck at summarys but please read anyway
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Calefaction by ExploitingReality reviews
Bella, adopted by the Cullens as an infant, has grown into an integral part of their family. When she disappears one afternoon, they desperately retrieve her. But something is amiss and everything is changing. Ed x Bel x Jas. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,127 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Of The Sea by 184 reviews
Bella’s hurt and just her luck, it’s a coven of vampires who try to come to her aide. Unconvinced of their intentions, Bella fights with all she has to protect her own secret- she’s not quite human herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,723 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sugar Rush by Read-A-Holic1227 reviews
This story is just what the title suggests. What if Bella has a major sugar rush. Bella's human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella
Finding My Destiny by JamesRamsey reviews
Jasper is in the hospital after a tractor accident. He is ticked to find out that he has to share a room. Who is the beautiful pregnant woman and why is she all alone? He has to find out. AH/OOC - One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Mad House by BurnLobelia reviews
When Jacob and the Cullens go to England, they live with Jacob's step cousin and her best friend. They have to learn the ways of the English and find it harder fitting in here than anywhere before. Can they hide their secret from their hosts?NormPairings. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete