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Joined 01-07-11, id: 2692293, Profile Updated: 10-31-14
Author has written 9 stories for Mentalist, and Sherlock.

Hello there!

Wow, it's been quite a while since I was here last; for some reason I just stopped posting things. I suppose that can be put down to school and the inevitable abundance of homework and revision that came with my recent exams. I didn't really think twice about it, but now that a few weeks of not posting have somehow lapsed into over a year, I thought to myself 'perhaps I should do something about that'.

It goes without saying that I thoroughly enjoy posting my stories and receiving comments on how to improve them. I have found it to be very rewarding! Reading back through my previous stories written when I was named 'DaWhoGirl32' (Good God, what was I thinking when I came up with that?!) I feel that now I have improved in my ability to write stories.

But I'll let you be the judge of that. I'm going to assume that if you are taking the time to read this then you either show some form of interest in the things I have written or you're just browsing. Either way, I thank you kindly for visiting my humble profile page!

It came to my attention recently that I have missed this writing and posting business. Plus, I think expressing myself and striving to improve my literary skills will help me considering I'm now taking English lit at A level. So I decided to come back. The first problem of course was remembering my old password which in itself was a challenge I had to do some serious thinking for. Then came the inevitable decision: changing my pen name. I think it pretty much speaks for itself and describes me quite well. My writing can be sporadic, whimsical and just downright random at the best of times but that's just the way my brain works I'm afraid.

Anyways, here's to future writing and I thank you once again for hearing me out. Cookies for those that made it to the end of my nonsensical ramblings!

Love to all!


Things about me in general (additions pending):

I have a deep and profound love (*cough, obsession...) for the TV shows Sherlock and The Mentalist. Also Doctor Who, but Matt Smith will always be my doctor. (Sorry Capaldi!)

Winter is my favourite season.

I have a weird and as of yet unexplainable fear of rocking chairs.


Some quotes:

'You, go to hell. Take a toothbrush.'

Teresa Lisbon, The Mentalist.

'Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.'

Sherlock

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Dear John by wendymarlowe reviews
With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.) Updated in real time!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Chemistry of Kissing by JustlikeWater reviews
Like most life-altering things, it began with a few simple words: "John, I need you to kiss me."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Christmas at 221B by Legolas.I.am reviews
What if it had been John's feelings that Sherlock called out on instead of Molly's. Set during the Christmas episode. Warning: SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Ratings out of Ten by TwilightHayley reviews
A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 204,193 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Crimson Castle by chrysanthemumsies reviews
"Starting tomorrow, by the end of our trip, you will fall in love with me. Both physically and emotionally you will be a confused mess, by which everything will fall into place." No bad drama: FUN drama! The team in Disney World? I think YES.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Where's the Dislike Button? by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Patrick Jane: If Teresa Lisbon deletes me off facebook does that mean we are not friends? Angst and humor. Original Summary: The team have facebook. Teresa just changed her relationship status. Obviously, Jane isn't impressed..
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Red Wizard by Donnamour1969 reviews
A Mentalist fairytale. Prince Patrick is captured by outlaw hero Teresa Lisbon and held for ransom. As their unlikely love blossoms, the evil wizard, Red John plots to ruin their happiness. Extreme AU! Give it a try! Rated T/M for language/adult situation
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Halloween at the CBI by a pinch reviews
The team is invited to a Halloween party and have to bring a date. And when Jane offers to be Lisbon's date 'just as a friend' sparks fly.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The 5th Alphabet of Fluff by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
Thank you to my wonderful writing partener for the last Alphabet. Heres the next one folks!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Alphabetic Gamefics by ShellGrad reviews
Another spin-off of the alphabets of fluff series. This time Jane, Lisbon, and the team are playing games. Eventual Jisbon in the end! Not really one-shots this time.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabetic Songfics by ShellGrad reviews
A songfic spin-off of the ABC one-shot series done by Ruth Pearce AKA mentalistxspooks and DaWhoGirl32. Rated T for some chapters. Romance, Humor, maybe some Angst, maybe some Hurt/Comfort, last chapter Family
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet of Fluff the 3rd by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
you guys know how this goes! After the last wonderful Alphabet, it's my turn again!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
Remembrance by Lothiriel84 reviews
"Jane, you know what I'm talking about. If you were given the opportunity to forget about everything. All of your life, up to now. Would you accept that offer?"
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Damage Love Creates by FutureAirbender18 reviews
Astro is seventeen now... feelings are starting to work into his heart that make him feel as if...he actually had a heart. And Cora is the cause of it. Astro and Cora fluff!
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Mentalist: Red Lace by Donnamour1969 reviews
Season 1 AU. Lisbon finds an inspired way to bring Jane out of his depression after his reunion with Sophie Miller. Friendship/romance/farce. Rated T/M for language and Jisbony sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,136 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Letter Errors by love'remi reviews
Going undercover leaves Lisbon and Jane in a, uh, bonded situation, especially after Lisbon ignores a file on her desk that leaves them with a serious predicament on their hands. Totally Jisbon, with some Rigspelt and, of course, Cho.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scarlet Vengeance by Ashtreerose reviews
The Annual CBI Sponsor's Ball. It's about to get a whole lot more interesting for Agent Lisbon... Rated K for minor violence, and minor very minor! sexual references. Enjoy! :
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Garland by Donnamour1969 reviews
Episode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just hold me by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
This is a fic...which will end happily-PROMISE! just because I haven't written anything for the mentalist in AGES ! and felt like I needed too :
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under the Rose by Wldwmn reviews
After a surprising comment on an evaluation report, Jane starts taking his usual teasing of Lisbon to new heights. But how much of it is actually a joke? Jisbon. Rated T for overall suggestiveness. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Alphabet of Fluff by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
A short fluffy scene for every letter of the alphabet- enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Whatever Happened To Patrick Jane? by 713135 reviews
After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Straight jacket by emJeanie reviews
'she's the one who committed you'. rated T just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love Letters by Wldwmn reviews
Jisbon. Post-finale, Lisbon and Jane write love letters back and forth while he's in prison. Multi-chapter fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
One Word by CrazilyRandom reviews
It is amazing, really, how much one word can change everything. An episode tag to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," But AU, in which the woman he was describing on the video was Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Letting Go by firstdown reviews
POST S3 Finale picks up right where they left us : The smoke trickles from the bullet hole in his coat pocket, wisps curling like fingers around nothing, losing grip, letting go. Letting go. Patrick Jane is certainly not familiar with that concept...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,015 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Series of Tests by Holz9364 reviews
The team almost shoot each other & Hightower decides she needs to know if the team know each other well enough to work together. She sets 5 tests, one for each day in a week & if they fail the team are all going on a friendship building retreat. J/L.R/VP
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Insomnia by AmyLeeWarren reviews
And everyone thinks Patrick Jane has strange dreams. But, before long, she'll know everything he ever wanted to keep from her. Jane/Lisbon. Please read A/N on last page.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stay by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
The return of multi-billionaire Mashburn threatens Jane and Lisbon's budding romance, and leaves Lisbon confused. Who will she choose? The man who can give her empty glamour? Or the one who has been there all along? For Jisbon4ever, and watchyou walk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Closer by Ebony10 reviews
Jane and Lisbon find themselves in a sticky situation. Hostage type situation-rating just in case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Roses Are Red by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is annoyed because she's the only one who hasn't received a Valentine's gift from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I'll Find Your Heart by SakuraDrops93 reviews
The famous Winter Ball is coming up. All of Tinkerbell's friends got dates but her. She later struggles with her confused feelings for a certain dust-talent fairy, but will it be too late by the time she clears things up? First Tinkerbell fic, R&R Plz.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Tinker Bell, Terrence - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
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In The Middle of The Night
The fall and the events thereafter take their toll on John Watson. Sherlock's alive and all is well. So why do the dreams still haunt him? Oneshot, post TRF, no season 3 canon. Slight Johnlock fluff, nothing even remotely explicit. T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014
Freak reviews
Sherlock Holmes had been labelled a freak so many times over the years that he had simply come to expect it. It almost amused him to some extent, how imbecilic some people were. What didn't amuse him however was when other people fell victim to such imbecility. Specifically, when people were rude to John Watson. (T to be safe.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2014
Becoming the Hunted reviews
Life was perfect, to an extent. Then things changed. For better or for worse, she wasn't sure. But that one day flipped her whole world upside down. Vaguely reminiscent of The Hunger Games and Brave, but definitely not a crossover. Does not follow their storylines. AU, will eventually be Jisbon x Not sure about the rating, may change in future chapters x
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Want or a Need? reviews
"You don't want me, Jane. Trust me, I—" "On the contrary, my dear. In fact, it's more of a need than a want. But all the same, I'm not going to leave you. I promise." Just a little scene I'd like to see when the time is right. T for minor language inside.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet of Fluff of the Fourth Kind reviews
The fourth installment in the Alphabet of Fluff series. A short, fluffy chapter for each letter of the alphabet, featuring our favourite couple- Jisbon all the way! May be OOC at times and may be a little strange, but give it a go! x
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,665 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences reviews
Jane concocts a new plan to help Van Pelt. But the effects it has...well, I think the title pretty much speaks for itself! Jisbon and Rigspelt, all mushed into one! :D Better inside xx *NOW COMPLETE!*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet Of Fluff Mark II reviews
My version of Alphabet Of Fluff created by xxmentalistxxspooksxx Explanation inside . A fluffy Jisbon-y scene for each letter of the alphabet! Enjoy! :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Somewhere Other Than Here reviews
During a new case, Lisbon gets herself into a rather scary situation. Will Jane be able to save her? Sorry, bad summary. Hopefully better inside! Rated T, just to be on the safe side. Slight character bashing. NOW COMPLETE! :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is reviews
When Lisbon goes away for a few weeks, she can't get a certain consultant off her mind. And it's the same kind of story his end! My first Songfic! Much better inside! Jisbon, cos i truly can't resist! :D Oneshot!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
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