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Author has written 7 stories for Mentalist.

Hi! I'm what you might call, a 'writer in training', so if you do decide to pay a visit to any of my stories, (thanks if you do!) then please just bear with me if it deserves to be burnt and buried at the bottom of the ocean. That probably applies to all of them, but I live in hope that one day I'll write something even half as good as anything else on here.

FanFiction is somewhat of a getaway in many respects. It's an excuse I give myself when avoiding homework and such. Well, instead of blabbing on about that, I may as well tell you something about me. After all, that's what a profile's for, right? And don't worry, I am sensible on the internet! Trust me, I've heard so much about it from my mum it's practically branded into my brain... sheesh. :/

Favourite colour: Green

Favourite animal: Panda

Favourite TV show: The Mentalist (Can't you tell? ;D)

Favourite book: The Hunger Games (If you haven't read it, i highly recommend it!!!:D)

Favourite sport: Netball

Favourite quotes:

'You, go to hell. Take a toothbrush.'

~ Teresa Lisbon, The Mentalist.

'Stephen Fry: The Queen, legally, has no need for a driving license.

Phil Jupitus: So...So what does she show 'em at blockbusters?

Stephen Fry: A twenty pound note? That would do it.'

~ Stephen Fry and Phil Jupitus, QI

'When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did-- Not screaming, like the passngers did in his car.'

~ Unknown

'Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery' (Made me lol x)

~ Unknown

'Never take life too seriously. Nobody makes it out alive anyway'


Some of these I found quite funny, and strangely inspiring... XD

Anyways, I'll stop at that to avoid boring you to tears. ;) Feel free to check out my stories. (Hint, hint!! ;D) I'm not forcing you, though.




P.S- Ah, hold the phone, can i trouble you to read this? I think it's a vitally important point and it has a very serious message that should be spread to the world.

Child abuse is wrong.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

I'm plagued by nightmares

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

Yeah, sorry, i just had to put that on here.

Also, this one you don't have to read, but I thought I'd put it on here for sentimental reasons. xx

I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If you smile when you read this and nod your head, if you remember the time you were called freak/strange then paste this!

Ok, I'm going to shut up now. Happy reading guys!

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Ratings out of Ten by TwilightHayley reviews
A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 204,193 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Crimson Castle by chrysanthemumsies reviews
"Starting tomorrow, by the end of our trip, you will fall in love with me. Both physically and emotionally you will be a confused mess, by which everything will fall into place." No bad drama: FUN drama! The team in Disney World? I think YES.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,026 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Where's the Dislike Button? by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Patrick Jane: If Teresa Lisbon deletes me off facebook does that mean we are not friends? Angst and humor. Original Summary: The team have facebook. Teresa just changed her relationship status. Obviously, Jane isn't impressed..
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Red Wizard by Donnamour1969 reviews
A Mentalist fairytale. Prince Patrick is captured by outlaw hero Teresa Lisbon and held for ransom. As their unlikely love blossoms, the evil wizard, Red John plots to ruin their happiness. Extreme AU! Give it a try! Rated T/M for language/adult situation
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Halloween at the CBI by a pinch of jisbon reviews
The team is invited to a Halloween party and have to bring a date. And when Jane offers to be Lisbon's date 'just as a friend' sparks fly.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The 5th Alphabet of Fluff by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
Thank you to my wonderful writing partener for the last Alphabet. Heres the next one folks!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,547 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Alphabetic Gamefics by ShellGrad reviews
Another spin-off of the alphabets of fluff series. This time Jane, Lisbon, and the team are playing games. Eventual Jisbon in the end! Not really one-shots this time.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabetic Songfics by ShellGrad reviews
A songfic spin-off of the ABC one-shot series done by Ruth Pearce AKA mentalistxspooks and DaWhoGirl32. Rated T for some chapters. Romance, Humor, maybe some Angst, maybe some Hurt/Comfort, last chapter Family
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet of Fluff the 3rd by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
you guys know how this goes! After the last wonderful Alphabet, it's my turn again!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
Remembrance by Lothiriel84 reviews
"Jane, you know what I'm talking about. If you were given the opportunity to forget about everything. All of your life, up to now. Would you accept that offer?"
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Damage Love Creates by FutureAirbender18 reviews
Astro is seventeen now... feelings are starting to work into his heart that make him feel as if...he actually had a heart. And Cora is the cause of it. Astro and Cora fluff!
Astro Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Mentalist: Red Lace by Donnamour1969 reviews
Season 1 AU. Lisbon finds an inspired way to bring Jane out of his depression after his reunion with Sophie Miller. Friendship/romance/farce. Rated T/M for language and Jisbony sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,136 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Letter Errors by love'remi reviews
Going undercover leaves Lisbon and Jane in a, uh, bonded situation, especially after Lisbon ignores a file on her desk that leaves them with a serious predicament on their hands. Totally Jisbon, with some Rigspelt and, of course, Cho.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scarlet Vengeance by Ashtreerose reviews
The Annual CBI Sponsor's Ball. It's about to get a whole lot more interesting for Agent Lisbon... Rated K for minor violence, and minor very minor! sexual references. Enjoy! :
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Garland by Donnamour1969 reviews
Episode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just hold me by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
This is a fic...which will end happily-PROMISE! just because I haven't written anything for the mentalist in AGES ! and felt like I needed too :
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Under the Rose by Wldwmn reviews
After a surprising comment on an evaluation report, Jane starts taking his usual teasing of Lisbon to new heights. But how much of it is actually a joke? Jisbon. Rated T for overall suggestiveness. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,354 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Alphabet of Fluff by xxmentalistxxspooks reviews
A short fluffy scene for every letter of the alphabet- enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Whatever Happened To Patrick Jane? by 713135 reviews
After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Straight jacket by emJeanie reviews
'she's the one who committed you'. rated T just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love Letters by Wldwmn reviews
Jisbon. Post-finale, Lisbon and Jane write love letters back and forth while he's in prison. Multi-chapter fic. NOW COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Big One by Holz9364 reviews
What happens when the big earthquake hits California and the team are stuck in a very small room for a long period of time? Oneshot, Jane/Lisbon & Rigsby/VP.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
One Word by CrazilyRandom reviews
It is amazing, really, how much one word can change everything. An episode tag to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," But AU, in which the woman he was describing on the video was Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Letting Go by firstdown reviews
POST S3 Finale picks up right where they left us : The smoke trickles from the bullet hole in his coat pocket, wisps curling like fingers around nothing, losing grip, letting go. Letting go. Patrick Jane is certainly not familiar with that concept...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,015 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Series of Tests by Holz9364 reviews
The team almost shoot each other & Hightower decides she needs to know if the team know each other well enough to work together. She sets 5 tests, one for each day in a week & if they fail the team are all going on a friendship building retreat. J/L.R/VP
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Insomnia by AmyLeeWarren reviews
And everyone thinks Patrick Jane has strange dreams. But, before long, she'll know everything he ever wanted to keep from her. Jane/Lisbon. Please read A/N on last page.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stay by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
The return of multi-billionaire Mashburn threatens Jane and Lisbon's budding romance, and leaves Lisbon confused. Who will she choose? The man who can give her empty glamour? Or the one who has been there all along? For Jisbon4ever, and watchyou walk.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Closer by Ebony10 reviews
Jane and Lisbon find themselves in a sticky situation. Hostage type situation-rating just in case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
She's been taken by lysjelonken reviews
What if Red John takes Lisbon hostage? JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Roses Are Red by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is annoyed because she's the only one who hasn't received a Valentine's gift from Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I'll Find Your Heart by SakuraDrops93 reviews
The famous Winter Ball is coming up. All of Tinkerbell's friends got dates but her. She later struggles with her confused feelings for a certain dust-talent fairy, but will it be too late by the time she clears things up? First Tinkerbell fic, R&R Plz.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Tinker Bell, Terrence - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue by Divinia Serit reviews
We all get flustered when we mistakenly say the wrong thing... Written for the August Challenge at the Jello-Forever Forum
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
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Becoming the Hunted reviews
Life was perfect, to an extent. Then things changed. For better or for worse, she wasn't sure. But that one day flipped her whole world upside down. Vaguely reminiscent of The Hunger Games and Brave, but definitely not a crossover. Does not follow their storylines. AU, will eventually be Jisbon x Not sure about the rating, may change in future chapters x
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Want or a Need? reviews
"You don't want me, Jane. Trust me, I—" "On the contrary, my dear. In fact, it's more of a need than a want. But all the same, I'm not going to leave you. I promise." Just a little scene I'd like to see when the time is right. T for minor language inside.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet of Fluff of the Fourth Kind reviews
The fourth installment in the Alphabet of Fluff series. A short, fluffy chapter for each letter of the alphabet, featuring our favourite couple- Jisbon all the way! May be OOC at times and may be a little strange, but give it a go! x
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,665 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences reviews
Jane concocts a new plan to help Van Pelt. But the effects it has...well, I think the title pretty much speaks for itself! Jisbon and Rigspelt, all mushed into one! :D Better inside xx *NOW COMPLETE!*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alphabet Of Fluff Mark II reviews
My version of Alphabet Of Fluff created by xxmentalistxxspooksxx Explanation inside . A fluffy Jisbon-y scene for each letter of the alphabet! Enjoy! :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Somewhere Other Than Here reviews
During a new case, Lisbon gets herself into a rather scary situation. Will Jane be able to save her? Sorry, bad summary. Hopefully better inside! Rated T, just to be on the safe side. Slight character bashing. NOW COMPLETE! :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is reviews
When Lisbon goes away for a few weeks, she can't get a certain consultant off her mind. And it's the same kind of story his end! My first Songfic! Much better inside! Jisbon, cos i truly can't resist! :D Oneshot!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
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