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Hi! Welcome to my bio!

I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange!

I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan. My favorite character is Hermione Granger. I'm a proud Ravenclaw and I ship quite a few pairings. Here's a list of the ones I ship so far:

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger- I'm very strict when it comes to this pairing, and there are very few stories in which I like it.

Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood

Sirius Black/Hermione Granger

Scabior/Hermione Granger

George Weasley/Hermione Granger

Severus Snape/Lily Evans

Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger

Harry Potter Oath
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down and when I’m hyper.
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember Luna
When I meet someone who is a little off.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
By a teenager at that
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soarin
In Remembrance to Sirius Black
Who never got to walk free
Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year
And who had to get killed by his cousin and then eaten by drapery

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Mad-eye Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Miss Nymphadora Tonks,
Thank you for your clumsiness and just being plain amazing

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a Negro, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am Liberal, so I MUST be gay.
I'm Southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I MUST be a terrosist.
I have striaght A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into theater and art, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gay people, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian so I MUST be lazy.
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude.
I'm straight edge, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm black, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat.
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a skater, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm mixed descent, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm black, so I MUST believe Jesus waz a brotha.
I'm Morman, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm Hispanic, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm bisexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm pretty, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I support gay rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a goth, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a crossdresser, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a fangirl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Welsh, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I’m Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I wear a bug sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murdurer.
I'm English, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a fan character, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I love yaoi and yuri, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a person, so I MUST be labeled.
I don't curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I curse, so I MUST be hateful and rude.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm gothic, so I MUST be mean
I’m strong, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m gay, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a boyfriend so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I MUST have no life.
I'm straight, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectioist so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems
I have asthma, so I MUST be a loser.
I am an adrenaline junkie, so I MUST be suicidal.
I have curves, so I MUST be fat.
I wear make up, so I MUST be fake.
I say what I want, so I MUST be a bitch.
I cry sometimes, so I MUST be a drama queen.
I have guy friends, so I MUST be a slut.
I stand up for myself, so I MUST be mouthy.
I love milk, so I MUST be childish.
I love country music, so I MUST be a stupid Southern bumpkin.
I act Southern, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a writer, so I MUST end up homeless, without a job and broke.

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Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,299 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Pokémon by Thanos6 reviews
In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,497 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 3/17/2010
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14611 - Favs: 20,392 - Follows: 20,033 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Morphic by Dragonfree reviews
A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,133 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32475 - Favs: 19,375 - Follows: 15,743 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13560 - Favs: 17,840 - Follows: 12,254 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8628 - Favs: 15,824 - Follows: 10,817 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Natural History of Pokemon by Shadow Wasserson reviews
If pokemon were real animals, what would they be like? Read this handy guide to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 57,692 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11710 - Favs: 9,808 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Clouded Sky by Negrek reviews
The truths upon which Tobias's life was founded are shattered, leaving him stranded in a strange, dangerous world. Soon he can no longer tell whether his enemy lies in the ones who hunt him or within himself. After all, evil is in the eye of the beholder.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 252,760 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5629 - Favs: 10,980 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Order Beneath the Façade of Chaos by Poison-Quills reviews
Peeves finds his polar opposite wandering the hall at night. What happens when a poltergeist falls in love. Response to "Love for a Poltergeist" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Peeves, Luna L. - Complete
The Capitol Games by VividlyVisceral reviews
This Quarter Quell will be the most difficult. They're the tributes who, never in a million years, thought that they would fight in the Hunger Games. Why? Because these are the Capitol's children being reaped this time, and this shall be quite the show...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 330,288 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love, Peace, and Graveyards by magical-mystery-girl reviews
Sirius was saved from the veil two years ago and two years ago he found out that he was the last surviving Marauder. Yet to this day the most loved wizarding holiday of Halloween he still hasn't moved on. Can Hermione help him find peace, maybe even love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Let it Burn by Vanillasiren reviews
My take on the Hades/Persephone myth as it might play out within the Disney-fied Hercules universe.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hades - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
The Elements of Gaming by Ryden and Xephfyre reviews
On behalf of the Canterlot University of Electrical Engineering, Princess Celestia sends her star pupil a mysterious contraption she wants her to test out. Can the mane six overcome this new challenge, even if it costs them their sanity?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,021 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011
Approval by the-mighty-pen325 reviews
There were not many things Viktor Vasko approved of. Ivy Pepper was one. The armies of boys that trailed after her like lovesick puppies, however, were not.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
Mendacity by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by the-mighty-pen325 reviews
"Where have you been!" Ivy's voice was a shriek. "I thought you were dead! Dead, Viktor!" Viktor/Ivy, angst, fluff, and a few things in between. Lackadaisy belongs to Tracy J. Butler.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
Enter Sandman by sabresrthebest reviews
Kristen has another boring night in the Mess Hall.....later that night, her dreams prove to be anything but boring......
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - 6th Officer Moody, 5th Officer Lowe
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Woman Like That by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Percy was in trouble. He knew it, and felt the reason why was obvious. It was the reason he was sitting at the Hogs Head at midnight. It was because he couldn't think of anything but that bushy hair and those beautiful brown eyes. Request fic for IRuleUK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
Alphabet Soup by CoffeeIncluded reviews
N can remember only bits of the ceremony. Bree can't remember anything from before her sixth birthday. Bree White, Cheren Shiro, and Bianca Noir are in no way prepared for what lies buried. Memory's a funny thing, isn't it? Slight Cheren/Bianca, White/N.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,259 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
For Now by magical-mystery-girl reviews
George has locked himself away in his room, refusing to speak to anyone, and barely eating. Hermione comes along with a letter from his brother. Can they learn to live life together? Horrible summary, but good story! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Land Before Time: Twilight Valley by Zarrelion reviews
A mysterious sharptooth seeks the mythical Stone of Cold Fire for his own evil desires. When that stone plunges into the Great Valley, he amasses his forces to seize it. Can Littlefoot and his friends stop him from plunging their home into total war?
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,877 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008
Everything Was So Perfect by eseiprahs reviews
Megamind was doing great as Metrocity's newest hero. Until now. has some blood, and mild language. so i might change the rating back to T
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,505 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
Metro Cover by cgaussie01 reviews
Complete! AU. Follows the trials and tribulations of Roxanne, a new office worker to Metro Cover where she meets Megamind, Minion, Metro Man, Hal and even Bernard in this romantic comedy escapade. Sexual content of both types!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Panem by gethsemane342 reviews
It is the people who make the country and thus it is the people who should be examined. A series of 44 oneshots, featuring most names on the character list plus a few extras. Would be every name but it was written before the list updated.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 31,293 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Venia, Wiress - Complete
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 190 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Twilight the Rewrite by Tprinces reviews
Tired of vampires who sparkle? Wish Bella was less of a Mary Sue? Hoping in vain that Edward could some how be less of a pansy? It's all here in Twilight the Rewrite: How it should have been written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,735 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Not So First Class Dinner by sabresrthebest reviews
A little one-shot I wrote because I was bored. Everyone's favorite lookouts wreak a little havoc at dinner.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Frederick F. - Complete
Canon Rape by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8042 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 4,516 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mingled Tears: Tales of a Living Wife by bwayphantomrose reviews
Leroux-based. Christine realizes what it's really like to be Erik's wife. Slowly, she learns that in order to unlock his heart, she must first unlock hers. Her perspective as his living bride. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,054 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Love Is A Parallax by SirusPolaris reviews
Lackadaisy. One-shot. He’d do anything for that look, he’s killed for that look, because she’s precious to him, not because her godfather is paying him twenty dollars a month to keep her alive. Viktor x Ivy
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7051 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Marriage in the Dark by Soline reviews
Marriage Law Fic. HGSS. Snape has no choice but to marry the young witch, WITHOUT her knowledge. How will she react? Warning: Explicit content. Don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,028 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Veritaserum or Imperius by Faithful Wheezy reviews
The Death Eaters all gather in Voldemort's Lair to play truth or dare, Death Eater Style. It can actually get slightly disturbing. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Camp Glingal by Araiona Dubois reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Christmas Cheer by Lady Lightoller reviews
Present time. Officers Murdoch and Lightoller decide to hatch a plan against a couple of their colleagues. Thanks to Jack and Rose however, it turns out that the joke's on them.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Rose D., Jack D., 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! by Lady Lightoller reviews
The officers decide to throw a party in the mess hall. With all of them hideously drunk, common sense and dignity go flying right out the window. But will any of them wake up with more than just a hangover the next day?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 5th Officer Lowe, 2nd Officer Lightoller, Chief Officer Wilde - Complete
Butter Pecan Ice Cream by SilverYoukai reviews
This is just odd. Voldemort really needs smarter minions... How dare they bring him strawberry ice cream when he clearly asked for butter pecan? Humor. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Voldemort - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Living in the Red Light by E Kelly reviews
A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/30/2001
Hanging reviews
Please be kind. This is my first story edited.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011
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