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Poll: Which one of my pairings for the Next Gen do you like the best? I might even write one if I find people really want it. ;D Note: I have Albus as an aromantic aexual in my head, so that will reflect in my stories. I also have Lysander is bi, Lucy as a lesbian, James as gay, and Alex as FTM transgender. Vote Now!
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter.

Gryffindor is bravery, nobility, and chivalry.

Hufflepuff is loyalty, patience, and hard work.

Ravenclaw is knowledge, cleverness, and intelligence.

Slytherin is cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness.

But sometimes you need to be loyal to be brave (or how else can you follow through with it?), you need to have knowledge to be noble (or how else can you know what is?), and you need to be cunning to chivalrous (or else are you going to know to use it?).

Sometimes you need to be brave to be loyal (or else are you going to be able to stick to it?), you need to have knowledge to be patience (or how else can you know to be?), and you need to be cunning to do be hardworking (or how else can you get through it?).

Sometimes you need to be brave to be find knowledge (or how else can you be sure you're right?), you need to be loyal to be clever (or how else can you use it to protect?), and you need to be cunning to be intelligence (or how else can you use it?).

Sometimes you need to be brave to be cunning (or how else can you risk the fact that you might fail?), you need to have loyal to be ambitious (or how else can you stick to your dreams?), and you need to have knowledge to be resourceful (or how else can you know when to be?).

Hi! My name's Haley and I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, as you can see and what I've written above was just something I did when I was bored, and I currently live somewhere in Midwest, near Chicago. You guess where, but I'm never going to tell you. I'm female, not going to tell you my age, just that I'm still in school, but not if I'm in high-school or college. I have dark blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm average height and I wear glasses. My avatar is James Potter, and it's by Linnpuzzle on deviantart. She's amazing as you can see.

I am remarkably lax in my pairings, though I do have one's that I prefer more than others. What I care about if the stories I'm reading fit my standards with plot, spelling, and grammar, rather than the pairing that I happen to like in the moment. I do draw the line at incest however if it's shown as perfectly fine. I can read it though if it's shown as sick and messed-up, and at least one person doesn't want to do it, but is forced to do by the other person or by someone close to them. And even then I don't really read it if that's the whole story unless it's a one-shot.

The one pairing that I can't stand anyone contradicting in Scorpius/Lily Luna. They only way I could stand contradiction is if I changed the parents pairing. And even then I must admit I find something appealing about Harry's son or daughter with Draco's son or daughter. (Provided it's not girl!Harry or girl!Draco and then it's just Draco and Harry's son or daughter.)

That reminds me. I can read all het pairings, but I can't read any incest or bestiality pairings. All slash or femmeslash I can read, excluding Harry slash. I don't know why, it's just some reason I can't see Harry as gay. Probably because the books are written in his point of view, so it me if Jo wanted him gay she would have made him (well, probably wouldn't have, but you get my point). I also don't like Harry/Ginny, George/Angelina, and Remus/Tonks and the only fics I can handle reading them in is if it's about their children, and the only one I could see lasting is Remus/Tonks. I think Harry/Ginny and George/Angelina would crash and burn eventually.

I do have my pairings "groups" though and here they are. (Bolded ones are the ones that unless in the specific group or are contradicted by one of my stories you should just take for granted that that's what they are in all my stories excluding the ones in Next Gen before Next Gen.) (Did that even make sense?)

Harry/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Ron/Luna, Neville/Lavender, Bill/Tonks, Charlie/Katie, Percy/Fleur, George/Cho, Dudley/Pansy, Seamus/Parvati

Harry/Luna, Ron/Daphne, Draco/Pansy, Angelina/Ginny, Neville/Cho, Charlie/Hermione, Seamus/Dean

George/Hermione, Dean/Luna, Ron/Draco, Harry/Fleur, Neville/Pansy, Oliver/Ginny, Percy/Cho

Ron/Hermione, Seamus/Ginny, Harry/Luna, George/Lavender, Fred/Hannah, Neville/Daphne, Charlie/Tonks, Percy/Marietta

girl!Harry/Percy, Lavender/Pansy, Theodore/Ron, Draco/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Blaise/Ginny, Severus/Tonks, Charlie/Fleur, Dudley/Cho

Lily/Scorpius, Roxanne/Lysander, Dominique/Neville, Teddy/Victoire, Molly/Lorcan

Dominique/Teddy, Rose/Lorcan, James/Lysander

Lily/James, Remus/Sirius, Arthur/Molly, Lucius/Alice, Narcissa/Rodolphus, Severus/Marlene, Emmeline/Hestia, Regulus/Frank, Reginald/Mary

James/Regulus, Lily/Remus, Sirius/Dorcas

My favorite character would actually have to be a tie between James and Ron. Severus, Lucius, Remus, Regulus, Hermione, Harry, Neville, Luna, Cedric, George, Pansy, Lavender, Fleur, and Percy are not far behind, but not necessarily in the order. I hate bashing and have stopped reading many good stories because they crossed the line of making a character a butt monkey that they want you to feel sorry for into a person that they want you to hate. In fact, half the people on my favorite characters list are not from stories making them good, but too many making them bad. By that same level, I applauded people who help character's make a journey to become a better character so long as they make it believable and interesting. Though I must confess that for some reason I don't like Rose Weasley, though I try not to let that come across in my stories.

I see a few things different to canon such as birthdays, eye colors, and the shade of people’s hair that will be in my stories, but will not be the main thing about them, just that instead of hazel eyes, James has blue. In fact the full list is I see James is having blue eyes and Remus having hazel, Ron having brown and Ginny having blue, Hermione has gray and Percy has brown. Ron's hair is just a few shades darker than the rest of his family. As for birthdays, James is September 19, 1959, Percy's is March 27, 1976, and Hermione's is August 22, 1980. (I have the weirdest thing that I'm okay with Hermione being older than Draco or Ron or Neville, but I like Harry being older than her. I really don't know why.) I would appreciate it if you wouldn't stop reading my stories because of it, but I understand if you do.

I am going to admit something that might very possibly get me killed, but oh well. I like the fact that Fred died. I think it showed perfectly how war not only takes away the old and the morally ambiguous, but the twenty year, one month, one day old. It takes away the person that makes you smile and laugh, the person that makes you feel happy. Of course, I cried when Fred died, I'm not completely heartless, but I think it was good of Jo to kill him. I'm crying right now typing this. In all my stories though that make it to that year, Fred is going to die. I solemnly swear.

And that's pretty much everything about me and sorry for any spelling and grammar mistakes on this page as FanFiction.Net no longer as SpellCheck as far as I can see. My stories will be far better about those things than my home page is.

Oh, I also recommend this story, The Stolen Glasses Shenanigans, at . It probably one of the funniest fanfictions that I have ever read and it's James/Lily which is set in their Hogwarts years.

Harry Potter:

I promise to remember Harry,

when I'm in the lead,

I promise to remember Ron,

when I'm embarrased,

I promise to remember Hermione,

when I help somebody out,

I promise to remember Ginny,

when I'd do anything for love,

I promise to remember Draco,

when I meet a bully,

I promise to remember Goyle,

when I think someone's a troll,

I promise to remember Crabbe,

when someone's as dumb as a lamppost,

I promise to remember Neville,

when I'm a little nervous,

I promise to remember Luna,

when I see a Nargle,

I promise to remember Cho,

when I feel like crying,

I promise to remember Tonks,

when I feel hyper,

I promise to remember Remus,

when I feel ashamed,

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

when I feel betrayed,

I promise to remember George,

when I lose my best friend,

I promise to remember Fred,

whenever I laugh,

I promise to remember Arthur,

when I'm interested in something,

I promise to remember Voldemort,

when I blow things out of proportion,

I promise to remember Sirius,

whenever I need some dogs to play with,

I promise to remember the Marauders,

when I play with my friends,

I promise to remember Molly,

when I meet someone who's loyal,

I promise to remember Percy,

whenever I feel ambitious,

I promise to remember Oliver,

when I can't stop an obsession,

I promise to remember Charlie,

when I'm on holiday,

I promise to remember Bill,

when I don't care what others think,

I promise to remember Fleur,

when looks aren't everything,

I promise to remember Harry Potter,

wherever I go,

'Cos I'm a big fan,

and I hope that show

R.I.P: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Fred Weasley I, Colin Creevy, Cedric Diggory, Severus Snape, Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody, Dobby, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter I, Hedwig, and Ted Tonks.

Disclaimer: As I will forget over some of my stories, I own nothing besides the hundred dollars in my purse.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Some Neville Love

-Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.

-Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to Hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

-Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.

-Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.

-Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.

-Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.

-Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

-Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.

-Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.

-Chuck Norris' Boggart is Neville Longbottom.

-Neville's Patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.

-Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.

-If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.

-Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.

-They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.

-They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."

-Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.

-Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

-Voldemort did not choose Harry over Neville because he thought Neville to be weaker, but because it would be downgrading him. Neville doesn't like to be downgraded.

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

Bringing you dead animals – This isn’t a gift; it’s a warning.

Staring Contest – If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.

Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter – When your cat does this, it is actually a failed ambush.

Kneading on you – You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness.

Hiding in dark places and watching you – Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat.

Throwing up grass – Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.

Sleeping on your electronics – Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.

Pawing at your face while you sleep – Cats aren’t very good at smothering people, but this won’t stop them from trying.

Excessive shoveling of kitty litter – After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.


This Evil Overlord List grew out of the exchanges on what is now the Star Trek mailing list "", beginning in 1994 (when it was still ""). We were kicking around cliches that appeared on "Deep Space 9" at the time, and I started to compile a list of classic blunders they were making. The list came to about 20 or so items. In 1995, I decided to try to make it into a Top 100 List. I attached a copyright notice, some friends of mine posted it to a few newsgroups, and the contributions quickly poured in. In 1996 I revised the list entries to their current form, the Web page went up, more contributions were solicited, the list expanded beyond 100 and I had to open up a dungeon. I continued to contribute items; my total is around 40 or so. So while I am the originator, editor, and principal contributor, I certainly did not write the majority of the items on the list -- as may be seen by the sheer number of individuals who are listed as contributors. Around 1997, as the final contributions were coming in, a couple contributors mentioned that this was similar to a list of things not to do if you capture James Bond that had appeared on a sci-fi newsgroup. I'd never heard of or seen this list, so I assumed it was parallel development or perhaps something I had inspired.

On November 12, 2002, I exchanged some emails with Jack Butler who has a list on his website. Sayeth Mr. Butler: "This list has its origins on the now-nonexistent FidoNet Science Fiction and Fandom (SFFAN) email echo, in a discussion regarding a sketch seen on an episode of Saturday Night Live sometime in 1990. In the sketch, several Bond villains were appearing on a talkshow touting their new book, "What Not To Do If You Capture James Bond". The discussion on SFFAN was specifically regarding what advice might be found in that book. The instigator of the discussion was Alesia Chamness; other contributors included Jason Welles, Brian R. Williams, Merideth Knepper, and Alexi Vandenburg. I was also one of its contributors. When I originally posted this list to the Internet in 1994, I did so without any awareness of Mr. Anspach, the Star Trek mailing list on which his version of the list appeared, or (later) his website."

Apparently both lists were compiled during overlapping periods of time. Comparing the two, some items appear on one list but not the other. Other items appear identical to those on this list; since many are the result of my writing or editing, I believe they were taken from this list and posted to that list without permission. But other items on that list appear identical to contributions I received before I edited them. Those items may have been taken from that list and submitted here under false pretenses, or they may have innocently been submitted to both lists by their originators. It appears that as a result of this "cross-contamination", the two lists have arrived at a point where there are variations on each other and it is probably impossible to untangle them. (I would still like to talk with Alesia Chamness. If you know her, please ask her to email me.)

I believe Jack Butler when he says the list on his website is the current form of the James Bond Villain list, and I thank him for helping to clarify matters. Let me state that I had nothing to do with the FidoNet SFFAN list which is firmly in the public domain, and I lay no claim to it. The copyright statement attached to my list applies only to this list, in the form it appears.

-- Peter Anspach

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an adviser says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the adviser.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisers ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisers assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old adviser can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en mass, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.


Weasley? Ron

Character, Overall? Ron

Female Character? Luna

Male Character? Ron

Group Of Characters? Marauders

Adult? James

Professor? Remus

Ship? Lily/Scor

Spell? Expecto Patronum

Sweet? Chocolate Frogs

Place? The Burrow

Weasley Twin? George

Product? Canary Cremes

Shop? Weasley Wizarding Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley? Rose

Character, Overall? Umbridge

Female? Umbridge

Male? Peter

Adult? Umbridge

Student? Zacharias

Spell? Crucio...

Book? None

Ship? Snarry, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, George/Angelina, or Rose/Scor. Know what, Rose/Scor

Sweet? Acid Pops

Death Eater? Peter

Shop? Borgun and Burkes

Place? Borgun and Burkes

Professor? Umbridge

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1) Ron Weasley

2) Hermione Granger

3) James Potter

4) Luna Lovegood

5) Neville Longbottom

6) George Weasley

7) Harry Potter

8) Percy Weasley

9) Regulus Black

10) Dominique Weasley

Have you read a five/ten fic before?

No, but I'm writing.

Do you think three is hot? How hot?

James is not hot. He's gorgeous.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I think we would need to start worry about George and/or Ron.

Do you recall any good fics about nine?

I'm sure I've read, but I don't remember.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Yes, I love Harry/Hermione.

Four/eight or four/nine?

Percy/Luna would be a bit easier to do, but I could see Regulus/Luna better if that makes sense.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were having a secret relationship?

Harry would end up in therapy.

Make a title for a two/six fic.

Puzzle Pieces

Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Second Best Mate

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

She would him compliment on weird stuff before pulling him into a kiss.

Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine?

No, but I'm sure they're out there.

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Breath by Anna Nalick

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (8), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Ron and Harry are in a happy relationship until Regulus runs off with Harry. Ron, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Percy, then follows the wise advice of Neville and finds true love with James.

What title would you give this fic? Issues


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Halizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Corrine Terrier

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Lavhapie

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Pepsi

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Avciesn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lily

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,092 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Challenge of a Young Heart by Narthal reviews
Fleur arrives at Hogwarts and struggles to get along with Hermione. Fleur/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 181,144 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Beautiful Complexity by autumn midnights reviews
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." - Barbara De Angelis. Includes het, slash, femmeslash, cousincest, and OCs. Basically, every next-generation pairing except for sibling/sibling incest. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 141 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
The Foolproof POTTER System by lovelyapper reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,225 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Vigilant Night by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
The wait was itself a war. Written for Lady Phoenix Fire Rose's "The Scenery Competition" scene 2 also for a forgotten serenade's "The Fear Competition". - collection of scenes/oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Of Heartaches and Handshakes by cherryredxx reviews
A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and vignettes. DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Transfering Memories by SilverPotion205 reviews
James goes undercover to gain access to Deatheater secrets, yet when he gets caught and held hostage by a familiar Black brother, what kind of events transpire? M/M RAB/JP Possibly Multi-Chapt. Written for Cheeky Slytherin Lass: Guilty Pleasure Fic Exchange Challenge for BlackRoseBlue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Regulus B., James P.
Hearts and Hazelnuts by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
They say there is a fine line between love and hate, but Lily Evans swore she would never cross it. Until a certain toerag pushed his way into her life, sweeping aside all of her objections.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,106 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Telling Them by smilelaughread reviews
Remus has something to tell his parents about his relationship with Sirius. 3/50 for Gamma Orionis' OTP Bootcamp Challenge, prompt: agitated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tell me a fairytale I might believe by lowi reviews
Dean, Luna and Ollivander - all captured in the dark Malfoy Manor's cellar. The hours down there were long and melting into each other, so whe Luna's voice echoed against the stone walls, it resembled a beam of light. /The 2012 Hogwarts Games - placed third in swimming, freestyle, 100-1000 words
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
Who They Really Are by autumn midnights reviews
It seems as though Slytherins are stereotyped as always being Dark or evil, and it bothers Lily and Scorpius to no end - especially when it's Lily's own brother insulting her House. Lily/Scorpius friendship, rated T for language. Slytherin!Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Breathe in, breathe out, & kiss him back by lowi reviews
Sirius suddenly realizes something and acts on this. But maybe he shouldn't have...maybe he destroyed it all now. /The 2012 Hogwarts Games /For Jess and Amy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
To Be Married by Gamma Orionis reviews
Andromeda is trapped in her betrothal to Rodolphus, having lost the chance to be with the man she loves. Written for hprarefest on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Andromeda T., Rodolphus L. - Complete
One Thing by sick-atxxheart reviews
It all began after Cedric's death when he said to her, "Tell me one thing you loved about Cedric." The circle seems tragically complete when years later she says to him, "Tell me one thing you loved about Fred." George/Cho.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - George W., Cho C. - Complete
To Be Okay by willowscribe reviews
After Fred's death, George isn't okay. He needs a change... a drastic one. Muggle London just may prove to be his salvation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - George W. - Complete
someday it will lead me back to you by gustin puckerman reviews
It started on a rainy Sunday. They both hadn't expect it to be a routine. With a mention of HHr, DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Sirius' Choice by DarkLord667 reviews
Sirius makes an important decision, but will he be able to live with the consequences? Sirius/Dorcas. Written for The One Line Competition 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sirius B., Dorcas M. - Complete
Girls' Night Out by d00rs reviews
Alecto Carrow has been dragged on a night out for a bit of gossip which doesn't quite go according to plan, leaving her to reflect on the sorry state of her love life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Alecto C., Scabior - Complete
Conceited Conspirators and Bloodless Bands by Mrs Bella Riddle reviews
In 1982, Lord Grindelwald and Lord Dumbledore rule Britain, but opposition flourishes. Some will stay true. Others will not. Tom Riddle and Bellatrix Lestrange vow to create their own new order, if only they could tolerate the other. TR/BL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,599 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bedroom Conversations by Gamma Orionis reviews
Druella tries to speak to Abraxas about a matter of great importance. She has little success. Written for Lady Phoenix Fire Rose's Scenery Competition and Lolaaaa's Harry Potter Fanfiction Festival on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Druella B., Abraxas M. - Complete
What Now? by tipowath reviews
Sirius's name has been cleared, but all is not well. As he and Harry begin to get to know one another, both come to realize that being a family isn't as easy as they'd expected. Azkaban and the Dursleys' never were the most stable of environments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Screams That Fill The Polluted Air by keep my issues drawn reviews
Lily Luna Potter is not perfect. She knows she never will be. — LilyiiSeamus and running away from ghosts that still haunt you however hard you try to block them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Lily Luna P., Seamus F. - Complete
The Princess, Chained by the sailor's wife reviews
Andromeda Black knows she's the responsible one: loyal daughter, model student, Head Girl. But you never know how tightly you're trapped until you start to struggle against the chains. Andromeda/Ted, firstie!Marauders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Andromeda T.
Crumbs by lovelyapper reviews
There's a sound that keeps Remus awake. / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All Falls Down by Someone aka Me reviews
He doesn't want to acknowledge that he was wrong, but at some point it becomes too big to ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Percy W. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Revisited by redstarpuppy reviews
With Ron gone, the Horcruxes nowhere in sight, and Voldemort's impending world domination looming over them, Harry and Hermione seek solace in each other, their friendship growing ever strong, as a gleam of something else starts shining through.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,260 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Petting Zoo by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
Peter Pettigrew's descent wasn't necessarily marked by his enemies, but more so by a warped definition of friendship and the tale of a mouse's courage. For MissSadieKane's Death Eater Childhood Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
Blackened and Bruised by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa explore the importance of family. But is it as simple as it seems? Three one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Reminiscence and Ridicule by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
Sorting through a box of wedding photos, Lily discovers a rather amusing snap of James... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Betrayed by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
For thirteen years, Remus Lupin has believed Sirius Black to be a guilty man. Following events in the Shrieking Shack, this all changes. But how did Remus react when he first saw Pettigrew's name on the Marauders' Map? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Remus L. - Complete
She Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
"Snape's Worst Memory" written from Lily's point of view. Is her hatred for James really as clear cut as it seems? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bestest by lovelyapper reviews
"Do you love me, Moony?" "What kind of question is that, Sirius?" / Drabble. 100 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Persuasion Skills by lovelyapper reviews
James is helpless what comes to wooing Lily, and Sirius decides to help... with brilliant results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Best People by our dancing days reviews
All three of them were insane, off their heads, mad. But Remus always said that all the best people are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
A Short Engagement by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
A suprise proposal leaves Lily reeling. But how will she react to James' actions? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Torments, Pranking, and Neon Colors by MissingMommy reviews
"But when you get what's coming to you, James, I don't want to hear you crying to mum about it. I want you to take just it like I've done for years now." Albus teaches James why he should be afraid of Albus' pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Murderer by Gamma Orionis reviews
After the deaths of his father and grandparents, Tom takes a few moments collect his thoughts. Written for Taragh McCarthy's Genre Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Tom R. Jr.
Petals by Gamma Orionis reviews
As long as Druella is with her daughter and her lover, she's happy. Written for Taragh McCarthy's Genre Competition and avartarluv97's One Word Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Druella B., Abraxas M. - Complete
A Matter of Culture by Someone aka Me reviews
Dean Thomas is a wizard - but until Minerva McGonagall shows up on his doorstep and says so, neither her nor his family know it. It's a little bit of a culture shock. *One of the main characters is actually Mrs. Thomas, but she's not an option.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
It Isn't So Easy by Gamma Orionis reviews
Narcissa's attempts to tell Rodolphus about her impending marriage do not end well. Written for Shira Lansys' Speed of Lightning Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Narcissa M., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Minds Stirred By Mutiny And Rage by Mrs Bella Riddle reviews
Dumbledore's plan failed and Voldemort was able to gain control of the ministry, but all is not smooth sailing for the Dark Lord with opposition from the Order and his Death Eaters. AU for DH and with cannon ships, particularly B/V, and H/G. Multiple Povs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Live or Die by Gamma Orionis reviews
Lucius finds Bellatrix in Malfoy Manor with a razor blade. Written for Sabrina Weasley-Potter's "To Be or Not To Be" Competition on the HPFC forum and the March 22nd Prompt of the Day on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Colin and Me by robbstarkswoman reviews
'The first time he takes her photograph is in Fourth Year. The last time is when he is about to die.' Because whether we like it or not, some die and some survive. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Colin C., Lavender B. - Complete
Flowers in December by ReillyJade reviews
I'm not keeping my whereabouts from Fleur because I think she'd be upset, but because of the purely selfish reason that I want to keep this day personal and close to my heart. A man has to have some secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Fleur D., Bill W., OC - Complete
Her Son, Their Son by Gamma Orionis reviews
Narcissa does not know how to tell Lucius the truth about her newborn son. Written for Round 2 of The Writer Competition on the HPFC forum. Narcissa/Rodolphus, Narcissa/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Whirlwind by autumn midnights reviews
Freeverse. Scorpius/Lily Luna. Scorpius is in love with Lily, but is reluctant to say so for a while.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
i'm saving all my loving for someone and it's you by autumn midnights reviews
Lily Luna Potter/Scorpius Malfoy. She really doesn't want to tell him that she fancies him. He feels the same way. Short one-shot/drabble/750-word fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
lacrimi lupi by wild-and-whirling-words reviews
Severus Snape was not the only man to love Lily Evans unconditionally. One-shot to "Teardrops on my Guitar" by Taylor Swift - I own neither the characters nor the song. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
The Things We Overcome by Someone aka Me reviews
For the Irrational Fears Challenge. "The people that hate, they hate because they have hate in their hearts, and that's them. It's not about you." Seamus is terrified of stairs. At Hogwarts. Oh boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Want by Dawn Bently reviews
Lily always knew that in life, it only ever comes down to how much you want it, but it takes Scorpius years to figure exactly what he wants in life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 5,068 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 745 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Inked Revelations by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Ginny makes an unexpected discovery about Harry and Hermione, but it’s not what you may think. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nineteen Harmonian Years Later by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
DH SPOILERS. The crapepilogue as it should be. Please R&R! Harmony for ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Tell the Truth from the Lies by AzarDarkstar reviews
AU. Very few HBP spoilers. History books say that Salazar Slytherin was an evil wizard, but a thousand years after his death, Slytherin returns to save the Wizarding World. Or something like that. A Harry is Salazar story. HPLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,450 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Salazar S., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10639 - Favs: 17,694 - Follows: 5,606 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 233 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Fleur Delacour, aged 16 34 by fledge reviews
Aged sixteen and three-quarters", but the computer doesn' print it.) The events of GoF as seen through the eyes of the Beauxbatons champion, going to be more and more AU towards the end. NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
In Theory by drowning goldfish reviews
When James blackmails Lily into spending time with him in order to get back her notes to study for her NEWTs, will she see the side of him that actually cares about her, or will she kill him before she gets the chance? lovehate, post Oopt. reviews loved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Breaking the Stone by Harikari reviews
Draco, Ron, and their misadventures during Winter Break. Slash. Rated for language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,319 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Just Friends? by Fuyumi reviews
This is a collection of different characters' views on the H/H relationship. Chapter thirteen has just been posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deep Water by another rowan reviews
Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
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A Matter Of Perception reviews
"If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." - William Blake
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Damaged reviews
James was damaged. He knew that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - James P.
Dreamed reviews
Sirius dreamed of dying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Love Conquers All reviews
Neville and Pansy knew that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Neville L., Pansy P.
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Hermione liked to imagine happy endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not As It Seems reviews
Sometimes what's perfect for you is not what you would think. Hufflepuff!Hermione. Ravenclaw!Ron. Slytherin!girl!Harry. Gryffindor!Hannah. Gryffindor!Anthony. Gryffindor!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Free reviews
She didn't know the feeling, only that she liked it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Pansy P., Remus L. - Complete
Meet The Parents reviews
Ron and Draco meet the others parents officially as boyfriends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The GirlWhoLived reviews
A series of non-linear oneshot's about girl!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Percy W.
We Are Young reviews
She would help him find happiness again. He was glad that it was her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Teddy and You reviews
You've always loved Teddy. You've always had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Long Live reviews
Ginny and Neville's love would live long. No one would just ever know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Wonder reviews
Luna finds a notebook in the library filled with amazing drawings and a wonderful story. Basic knowledge of Avatar: The Last Airbender required. More Zutara than Runa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Luna L., Ron W. - Complete
How Do You Know? reviews
Ron never thought he would love Draco Malfoy but life can surprise you. And then hurt you. Then kick you when your down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Their First Kiss reviews
The first kiss between the kids of the Next Generation and the one they were meant to be with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Daddy's Girl reviews
Ron is a little protective of his little girl. Espically when he finds her with his best friends son, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Mostly I Just Blame Myself reviews
Percy tells Ron a secret he swore never to tell. Sensitive issues inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Percy W., Ron W. - Complete
Legacy reviews
Every child has a legacy left upon them by their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Kill reviews
That was what the minister always said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Fleur D. - Complete
10 Ways To Be Annoying In a Elevator reviews
Never let Scor do things that he found on a list on the Internet. You will regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Life Without Magic reviews
Life without Fred is sort of like life without magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
Seventeen Years Later reviews
A Harmony version of the epilogue. Full warnings and pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Still Love You, You Bloody Git! reviews
'Because while he knew that his death would be hard, Fred's was harder.' Percy reads a letter that Fred wrote and thinks about a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Indigo reviews
Indigo was Lily's favorite color.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
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