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Joined 01-07-11, id: 2693287, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Alice in Wonderland.

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I like MCR but they've become sorta pop.

If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this on your profile

if you ever wished a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 that hasn't then copy and paste this into your profile

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Jonas Brothers told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile(all the time)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Tom Felton is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ... I was crying with laughter halfway through it XD

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

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Unexpected New Destiny by daylightvampire reviews
*MOVIE VERSION* Larten finds Darren as an orphaned baby and decides to raise him but will Destiny allow him? rated T just in case
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Roxas Potter by JasutinxKera reviews
Roxas has never had any real family, until he gets a letter telling him his brother is the famous Harry Potter. Now Roxas is going to Hogwarts where he meets some new friends and get's annoyed by the sexy redheaded teacher. Yaoi AxelxRoxas DracoxHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,347 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Roxas
Fire and Ice: The End by DMxxfreek reviews
Haylee marries Draco. Hermione marries Ron, and Ginny marries Harry. They live happily ever after. There is literally no way to move forward from this point. Or is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,408 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
One scene by kitty143 reviews
This shows how one scene changes everything. Voldemort witnesses Harry being abused through the scar connection. How will Voldy react? H/V rating may change to M. first few chapters arent all that great, gets better though, promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,051 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Mute by Jessie Rose 911 reviews
Snape finds a homeless kid wondering through his yard. I wonder who the mute youth is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Severus' Rose Year 5 by WrittenWord1 reviews
Year 5 of the Severus' Rose series. Don't forget to read 1-4!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,026 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by A Lush Noble Rose Cockles reviews
Harry and Draco could never be friends, but in their 5th year, everything changes. When Voldemort puts their lives in danger, they realize that there's something more than schoolboy rivalry between them and the only way to survive is to embrace it. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,630 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Death by Pranks by MoonKittyru reviews
After a really bad night, Harry and Hermione start to plan how to kill someone with a prank as their weapon of choice. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts Host Club by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
What happens when it turns out that every member of the Host Club is a witch or wizard? Well...they get sent to Hogwarts! Written by nicluvly and enigmaticrose4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Haruhi F.
Pass Along A Hug Day by Laura goes SMASH reviews
The Hufflepuffs come up with a way to support Inter-House Unity and make everyone smile!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Marauder's Apprentices by KankuroChopper reviews
I can't really write a summary without giving spoilers,so all i'll write is this: Fred and George travel back in time, and become the marauder's apprentices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Haylee Potter Book One by DeodorizeYourself reviews
In an alternate universe, harry is a girl. Aunt Petunia always wanted a girl so the Dursleys treat Haylee nicely. How will this affect the rest of the series? Rated T just in case for future reference
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010
Bast's Heir by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry learns there's more to his family then meets the eye. He finds out about the marriage contract with Severus who turns out to be his mate. Things are never simple for Harry now having demigod to go along with the Boy-who-lived. chapters 1-4 revise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected family by kitty143 reviews
harry finds out that he has an older brother, but it isn't who you expected it to be.find out what happens to this new family in harry's sixth year.HPDM SLASH! Adopted from Lady Shinigami2. First 2 chaps are all hers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Neglect and Salvation by arashi wolf princess reviews
Harry gets adopted by a couple who are half Dog Demons after being neglected by his parents who cares about his twin. He become friends with Draco. Harry and Draco’s friendship is changing as they get older? Adopted from Sierra Armunn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
My master by kitty143 reviews
The light lost, Harry is Voldemorts pet. This shows how their relationship progressed. read/review. Would love feedback. Its only my second story. harry/voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Playing With Knives by xB2UTY reviews
After being abandoned and left for dead by the Dursleys, Harry is raised by vampires and enters the wizarding world with a whole different perspective. Slash DMHP, AU. Previously titled 'Vulture'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Becoming the Swan by FoundersChild1 reviews
Harry is the light and future of the Vampire race and he is destined to be with Edward, but what happens if Edward is cruel and ends up being denied what he has ever really wanted. Edward/Harry slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 147 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward
Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship. AU Year One- mentor, CP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,008 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Culture Clash at Hogwarts by strawberry explosion reviews
Harry Potter lives at a world of spells, magical creatures and potions. The host club lives at a world of luxury, paparazzi and high class. the question is, are these worlds ready to collide? starts out wacky but eventually gets more angsty COMPLETE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,838 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Necklace by Lady Aphadriel-order of the kai reviews
Originally a holiday oneshot, now a multichap ensemble. Seventh year holiday season started a change in Lily: Perhaps James wasn't such a prat after all. Now is her chance to test him! James/lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,733 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Time Tied by Eruva reviews
Time Travel! Harry goes back in time with Hermione so that the two can meet the Marauders. Yes, this will be a SLASH HarrySirius, Sirry, HPSB. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,920 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Year My Life Began by Lady Aphadriel-order of the kai reviews
See Profile longer summary. Emma is the forgotten and thought dead relative of Harry. She and Harry have more in common than he knows and She has some abnormal abilities of her own, abnormal for even the wizarding world. Did I mention Draco? Draco/Emma
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,480 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
At last by nilboriel-89 reviews
Oneshot. James ask Lily out for the 67th time.. oh my, oh my.Remus is having thoughts and regrets about his werewolf condition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
A comforting lie by nilboriel-89 reviews
After Harry's disappearence, Ginny struggling. Draco takes the opportunity to see if he can use it to his own advantage when trying to complete the task the Dark Lord has given him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
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Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts reviews
Narcissus Adate is a muggle born witch who happens to befriend a certain pair of red-haired twins. The twins happen to know about this list. with great list comes great dares. pls read and review. virtual cookies for my first reviewer!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Fred W., OC
Harry or Wonderland reviews
Harry escapes from bullies by getting into wonderland Alice is following the white rabbit Fred and George...need I say more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Harry P., Alice - Complete