1. FIRST NAME? Sarah.
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, I'm unique.
3. SIBLINGS NAMES? oOEPICMOoOSEOo and xXsilverlupineXx
4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I don't know...
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? No i hate them. they are GIANT!
6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey
7. KIDS? No... i'm only 12 :P
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably... i'm just that awesome.
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yea, but i really only use it for fanfiction
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Noooo... WELL DUH!
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep! I have never had to go to the hospital. :P
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YES!!! and on my 18th bday, me and my friend are going to go jump out of a plane
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Lucky Charms!!! YAYERZ!
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Noope. Why? What's the point?
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes... sometimes... it really depends...
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Phish Food
17. SHOE SIZE? Woman's 5/6/7
18. RED OR PINK? PINK!
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I don't know. Probably my hands...
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? I don't really miss anyone... just my cousins who live in the Philippines.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Yea i guess... that would be cool
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans with a GIANT hole in them, they're sorta like navy blue... ish...
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? A blue ice-pop. Tee hee. My tongue is BRIGHT BLUE!
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? GLEE!
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Macaroni and cheese. :)
26. FAVORITE SMELL? The Macintosh apple scent from Yankee Candle... and COOKIES!!
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My BFFL Katherine. Two days ago was my bday... thats when i spoke to her!
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I don't like anyone right now... but hair.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yes.
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Hot chocolate.
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Dance... but i don't DO sports... except for dance of course.
32. EYE COLOR? Black. Not brown, but literally black. Katherine says that they have flecks of red/purple... i think she's crazy.
33. HAT SIZE? Who knows their hat size?!
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope. I have glasses tho... but i don't wear them... as in ever.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? PIZZA!!!!!!!!
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy endings
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? THE LORAX. (aka the BESTEST movie EVER)
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? No idea...
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate pudding
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The MR Pledge
I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.
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1)Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
2)What are you wearing?
A BANANA COSTUME!!!!(jk) I'm wearing skinny jeans with a GIANT hole in them, and a blue tanktop with a green scoop "V" neck tee over it. Also, black socks!
3)What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4.Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
OH! BURN!!! It's 6:57!!! OOOOOH! I am GOOODDD!!!
6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?
7) When did you last laugh?
Three minutes ago.
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
Fax!!~ FangXMax from the Maximum Ride series! (Best. Couple. Ever. There really isn't much left to say after that...)
Niggy~ NudgeXIggy from the Maximum Ride series ( they're too cute together!)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And the last way, you write fanfics!
1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.
Reality is more fun when you make it up
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank you for embracing it!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the daylight out of them.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Sound effects make everything better!!!! (by sarah.twilightfan1)
Cry a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
Be like Spongebob, laugh out loud all day for no reason and scare away all the MEAN people with your happiness!
How INSANE are you on a scale of RICHARD to ROLANDA?
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means death.
is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.
(Note: Dihydrogen monoxide is another way of saying H20, or just plain water)
Hi friends, humans, and others. I am just about the coolest person to ever walk this earth, so DEAL WITH IT! I have a FictionPress account, me and my friend Ava share it. Our user name is duckymomo456. (hence the pic...) And my BFF, Rachel, has a fanfic 2, her username is rachey107. just saying. BTW, try reading Growing up in a War by Neveah. She is rlly cool and so are her stories! Also, my favorite author EVER is FAXismylife123. She is the awesomest person ever and wrote my all time favorite story EVER!!! She updates almost every day, and her story has like 130 chapters. (prob more now! :)) The story is called Life at Dr. Marteniz's House and it is amazing. So for all you Maximum Fans, readers, and Fax Lovers, I COMMAND YOU TO READ AND REVIEW IT!!! COMMAND YOU!!!!!!
Also, I want you to read Linked by a Pen. PLEASE! It is one of the best fics ever. Go ahead. Say I'm nuts. DON'T JUDGE TILL U'VE READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
My other favorite author ever must be Asylum Survivor. Why? Because she is co-writing my SYOC STORY!!!!!!! Anndddddd... WE HAVE A PLOT!!!!!!!! WHOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!! YIPPIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, read Dorm Ride. It is the best written fanfic I've ever read ever. I was literally in sobs because of it. I'm not even kidding. Now, because of that story, my favorite song is Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson. At one point (sorry, SPOILER ALERT!!!!!) in her story, Max broke up with Fang through this song. And then she left. It was this part which induced the sobs. That was like chapter 24-ish? The story has 60 chapters. I couldn't stop crying through the rest of it, and now whenever i hear that song, I cry. It's a terrible thing.
P.S. I AM A BETA!!!! :) and i have an awesome beta! oOEPICMOoOSEOo
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