Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork

One the first day of Christmas... wait, What's Christmas? This is how the song WOULD go for the Varden. If they well, just read it, I promise this is funny. If you share my humor but who wants to listen to me talk? Read it! Please? *puppy dog eyes* *kick* "Ouch." T because I never rate anything bellow that.

The Other threat Loki him discover the true meaning of Pain. Loki had another point of viow. And he explains. Graphically and in color. Thanos even gets scared. crack fic. a small "how does it have ended." Just because I'm bore to death at work.

...Then he'll write his own fanfiction. One-shot, bit of a crack fic: In a burst of rage, Loki writes a scathing story about the Avengers, which leads to a little introspection and a lot of fluff.

One-shot: Durza's ambush of the egg carrier goes a little awry. Gives an insight into why Durza is so crazed and what it must be like to be an amalgamated entity with three separate minds, all of which need to see a therapist.

Title says it all. A newcomers guide on the dos and don'ts of Algaesia. Follow these rules for a happy and long life in the world of elves,dragons and stumpy garden gnomes! Sorry, dwarves.

A simple and hopefully amusing compendium of the 25 best ways to incur the wrath of Durza the Shade. Please do not try these at home!

Aizen-sama decides to upgrade the Espada meetings by replacing them with IM Chat conversations. UH-OH. Warning: extremely OOC Aizen, Espada Chatroom randomness, and insanity ahead.

She's in the handicrafts club. It only makes sense that she knows how to knit.

Because it's becoming blatently obvious to some of use that you new recruits can't get through one day without pissing off the wrong person. Sequel to 'Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains'.

Byakuya discovers something called a caffeine high and decides to induce one in order to exact revenge on another captain. In 'characters' I put Byakuya and Yachiru, but there is NO friendship or romance between them.

What happens when you give Grimmjow some Monster, Venom, Mountain Dew, 5-Hour Energy, expressos, pixie stix, and catnip? The answer: Read to find out!

This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.

ANDY SIX AND ASHLEY PURDY! Song fiction for the song Ashley by Escape the Fate. Ashes and Andy think they are on a train wreck but no one else does...

Hueco Mundo has a newsletter and Nnoitra is forced to be a columnist. He runs an advice column with a guest, answering your questions. A little bit of crack for fun. This week: Szayel.

How the later chapters of the FKT arc should've played out. Complete crack-fic, courtesy of lots of cookies and peach iced tea. Because really, how else are you going to deal with a butterfly problem?

There is a band named Black Veil Brides.The singer Andy Sixx is very famous and all his fans think they know everything about him,except for one little detail...he's a vampire.His band mate Ashley Purdy is his food source. BoyxBoy story

Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.

Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.

Why Hitsugaya got promoted so fast. Crack-ish, no pairings.

Durza certainly never asked for a mud bath. But wherever Leah the World-hopper goes, chaos follows. And sometimes people get in the way...

CHAPTER 4 UP! Grimmjow and Ulquiorra knew each other in life, and it was all Grimmjow's fault that they died prematurely. Now they're Arrancar and Grimmjow doesn't remember Ulquiorra. What will Ulquiorra do all alone with his pain? AU GrimmUlqui

Szayel needs money to update his lab, but Aizen won't give him his credit card. With the help of the internet, he comes up with a cheap but great way to make some money using his bad-mouthed colleagues. T for swearing..a lot of it.

"He felt something draw near. A dark shadow, casting its pall over the sunny spring day..." It starts with Murtagh, and ends with a thump, a sore hand, and a soon-to-be-befuddled country. Story is better than the summary! R&R

Byakuya is going to kill Kenpachi.

Here are some ways that you can get yourself killed by Aizen and his Espada.

Szayel wants lunch but what he hears on the way to the kitchen surprises him. Read, Enjoy, Review

Ever wonder what would happen if Orihime and Szayel were to cook for the Espada togather? Well, that's the main point of this one-shot story! Rated T for bad language mostly from Grimmjow.

I don't own Nnoitra nor do I own the manual idea. I am also rating my stories M now because I use strong cuss words XD

I do not own Ulquiorra. Tite Kubo does. I do not own the Guide idea. I STILL don't know who does :P.

Join that lead-footed powerhouse Ichigo Kurosaki as he embarks on a fabulous romp through the Thirteen Divisions of the Court of Pure Souls!

Szayel Apollo Grantz turns an inquiring mind to unpioneered territory. Szayel/Grimmjow, yaoi-saturated one-shot, and many things of a dubious nature. A follow-up of sorts to "Can't Have Everything," but also works as a stand-alone read.

Kids, never try that at home! What happens when you jump on Byakuya at the top of the stairs? Warnings: a hint of yaoi and LOL violence, sillyness, fluff, one-shot, a bit of bad words.

“Oh yes,” Byakuya said in a long-suffering voice, “I totally get it up for paperwork.” under the desk secks. PwP? RENBYA for Puts foot in Mouth. The title is pure sillyness because I have no ideas for a GOOD title.

Byakuya's found the perfect way to get Renji to follow orders. Read to see what it is.

The Ra'zac hire replacements to go after Eragon while they're in Aruba. Things get a little crazy from there... Please R&R!