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Joined 01-08-11, id: 2693719, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 19 stories for Bleach, Avengers, Thor, and Harry Potter.

Went back and deleted quite a few stories that i no longer saw fit to update, or even, to keep around.

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Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
The 12 Days of Resistance by GenderBender25 reviews
One the first day of Christmas... wait, What's Christmas? This is how the song WOULD go for the Varden. If they well, just read it, I promise this is funny. If you share my humor but who wants to listen to me talk? Read it! Please? *puppy dog eyes* *kick* "Ouch." T because I never rate anything bellow that.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Complete
You think you know pain ? by Asrial-va reviews
The Other threat Loki him discover the true meaning of Pain. Loki had another point of viow. And he explains. Graphically and in color. Thanos even gets scared. crack fic. a small "how does it have ended." Just because I'm bore to death at work.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Loki, Thanos - Complete
If You Give Loki a Headcanon by Padaloki reviews
...Then he'll write his own fanfiction. One-shot, bit of a crack fic: In a burst of rage, Loki writes a scathing story about the Avengers, which leads to a little introspection and a lot of fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
In the Mind of Durza by Fazathra reviews
One-shot: Durza's ambush of the egg carrier goes a little awry. Gives an insight into why Durza is so crazed and what it must be like to be an amalgamated entity with three separate minds, all of which need to see a therapist.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Durza, Arya - Complete
Another bunch of things I can't do in Algaesia by Ministryofchaos reviews
Title says it all. A newcomers guide on the dos and don'ts of Algaesia. Follow these rules for a happy and long life in the world of elves,dragons and stumpy garden gnomes! Sorry, dwarves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012
25 Ways To Aggravate & Infuriate Durza The Shade by yrantho reviews
A simple and hopefully amusing compendium of the 25 best ways to incur the wrath of Durza the Shade. Please do not try these at home!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Durza - Complete
The Innovated Espada Meetings by Jedi-Espada reviews
Aizen-sama decides to upgrade the Espada meetings by replacing them with IM Chat conversations. UH-OH. Warning: extremely OOC Aizen, Espada Chatroom randomness, and insanity ahead.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
It Makes Sense by Zanbandia reviews
She's in the handicrafts club. It only makes sense that she knows how to knit.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to Surviving in Seiritei by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Because it's becoming blatently obvious to some of use that you new recruits can't get through one day without pissing off the wrong person. Sequel to 'Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains'.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
One More Mess by Laerkstrein reviews
When Yachiru isn't bouncing around in the middle of the morning, Kenpachi becomes suspicious. But her reasons for being so quiet aren't what he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Caffeine is Not Good for Yachiru by OpalOwly reviews
Byakuya discovers something called a caffeine high and decides to induce one in order to exact revenge on another captain. In 'characters' I put Byakuya and Yachiru, but there is NO friendship or romance between them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Caffeine Catnip! by Crayola Emoticon reviews
What happens when you give Grimmjow some Monster, Venom, Mountain Dew, 5-Hour Energy, expressos, pixie stix, and catnip? The answer: Read to find out!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Ashley by Alex is Bills Kleiner Android reviews
ANDY SIX AND ASHLEY PURDY! Song fiction for the song Ashley by Escape the Fate. Ashes and Andy think they are on a train wreck but no one else does...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Hueco Mundo's Advice Column by Totoromo reviews
Hueco Mundo has a newsletter and Nnoitra is forced to be a columnist. He runs an advice column with a guest, answering your questions. A little bit of crack for fun. This week: Szayel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., C. Stark, Szayelaporro G.
Aizen's Demise by 4everbrisingr reviews
How the later chapters of the FKT arc should've played out. Complete crack-fic, courtesy of lots of cookies and peach iced tea. Because really, how else are you going to deal with a butterfly problem?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Blood Stained Lyrics by BloodBlooded71 reviews
There is a band named Black Veil Brides.The singer Andy Sixx is very famous and all his fans think they know everything about him,except for one little detail...he's a vampire.His band mate Ashley Purdy is his food source. BoyxBoy story
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Theory by at-kb reviews
Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Yumichika A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
And A Child Will Lead Them by at-kb reviews
Why Hitsugaya got promoted so fast. Crack-ish, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2010 - G.S. Yamamoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Worldhopping 101: Eragon by night animal reviews
Durza certainly never asked for a mud bath. But wherever Leah the World-hopper goes, chaos follows. And sometimes people get in the way...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Durza
Fatal Attraction by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
CHAPTER 4 UP! Grimmjow and Ulquiorra knew each other in life, and it was all Grimmjow's fault that they died prematurely. Now they're Arrancar and Grimmjow doesn't remember Ulquiorra. What will Ulquiorra do all alone with his pain? AU GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Swear Jar by Palomaloma reviews
Szayel needs money to update his lab, but Aizen won't give him his credit card. With the help of the internet, he comes up with a cheap but great way to make some money using his bad-mouthed colleagues. T for swearing..a lot of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Slappy the SlapHappy Prisoner by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
"He felt something draw near. A dark shadow, casting its pall over the sunny spring day..." It starts with Murtagh, and ends with a thump, a sore hand, and a soon-to-be-befuddled country. Story is better than the summary! R&R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - King Galbatorix - Complete
Bishounen by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Byakuya is going to kill Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Ways to Get Killed By the Espada by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Here are some ways that you can get yourself killed by Aizen and his Espada.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010
Misunderstood by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Szayel wants lunch but what he hears on the way to the kitchen surprises him. Read, Enjoy, Review
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Blue Sprinkles by ShySlasher reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Orihime and Szayel were to cook for the Espada togather? Well, that's the main point of this one-shot story! Rated T for bad language mostly from Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
NNOITRA: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Nnoitra nor do I own the manual idea. I am also rating my stories M now because I use strong cuss words XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Nnoitra G. - Complete
ULQUIORRA: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Ulquiorra. Tite Kubo does. I do not own the Guide idea. I STILL don't know who does :P.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Going Down the Line by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Join that lead-footed powerhouse Ichigo Kurosaki as he embarks on a fabulous romp through the Thirteen Divisions of the Court of Pure Souls!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Data Collection, or alternatively, Eureka by morning-in-mei reviews
Szayel Apollo Grantz turns an inquiring mind to unpioneered territory. Szayel/Grimmjow, yaoi-saturated one-shot, and many things of a dubious nature. A follow-up of sorts to "Can't Have Everything," but also works as a stand-alone read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A flight of stairs by ganja-chan reviews
Kids, never try that at home! What happens when you jump on Byakuya at the top of the stairs? Warnings: a hint of yaoi and LOL violence, sillyness, fluff, one-shot, a bit of bad words.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Tonsil Hockey by just a rambling romantic reviews
“Oh yes,” Byakuya said in a long-suffering voice, “I totally get it up for paperwork.” under the desk secks. PwP? RENBYA for Puts foot in Mouth. The title is pure sillyness because I have no ideas for a GOOD title.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Obeying Orders by Kaeri-sama reviews
Byakuya's found the perfect way to get Renji to follow orders. Read to see what it is.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Making of a Shade by Tenaebryn reviews
This is an exploration of Durza's posession.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Utter Chaos by musicamode reviews
The Ra'zac hire replacements to go after Eragon while they're in Aruba. Things get a little crazy from there... Please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005
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Snape Meets Jormungandr reviews
Snape arrives in his room at Hogwarts to find everything has been thoroughly trashed, and that Jormungandr is the culprit. Loki is more concerned that his child will become ill from chewing on Snape's bedroom slippers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
Memos From Fury
A detailed look at what happens inside SHIELD when the Avengers and Loki see fit to take up residency there, as told by the memos distributed by Fury on what he is sick and tired of seeing. Based off a Tumblr blog.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2015
Thor The Passive Agressive Roommate
Thor is sent back to the human world after the events of the first movie. There, he ends up with a roommate, who pisses him off to no end. Finally, he gets the bright idea that Mjolnir can help. Based off the sketches on Tumblr.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Darcy L., Jane F., Thor
Put Something On! reviews
Thor told Loki to put something on. His helmet is something, is it not?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Marvelous Misadventures reviews
The untold stories of Bleach. OC's appear, as well as Grimmy's mouth & Nnoi's pervy mind. Latest chapter: Toilet Paper is introduced to Las Noches, with consequences that Aizen had never forseen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Aizen Runs Out Of Hairgel reviews
Aizen runs out of hair gel and must postpone an important battle as a result.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - S. Aizen
Pineapple! reviews
Nnoitra attempts to make peace with Renji, only to fail spectacularly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Nnoitra G., Renji A. - Complete
Telephone Call For Aizen reviews
Lady Gaga decides to call up Aizen and complain about his ransacking of her costume closets.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Complete
Valentine's Day Special 2014 reviews
Thor won't stop pestering Loki to participate in the Valentine's Day festivities, until he finally gives in. However, Thor has forgotten that there is a reason that Loki is known as the god of mischief.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Things Ulquiorra Doesn't Know About reviews
Collection of oneshots. About things Ulquiorra doesn't understand. GrimmUlqui, possibly AiUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Nnoitra's How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart reviews
Here, Nnoitra and whichever poor sap he manages to drag along with him show us the many ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Much cursing here. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Nnoitra G.
Ulquiorra's Goodbye reviews
Human AU. What happens when Ulquiorra's life becomes too much to bear? Explains why Ulquiorra is so emotionless and does not believe in a heart. Complete speculation.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - S. Aizen, Ulquiorra - Complete
Bleach SongFics reviews
Yaoi one-shots based off of songs. Included are pairings of GrimmUlqui, NnoiTes, NnoiSzay, AiGin, ByaRen, & more.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Things Renji May No Longer Do reviews
Collection of oneshots of things that Renji may no longer do.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
The Butterfly And The Fox reviews
Collection of AiGin yaoi/shonen ai one-shots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Tails reviews
Yaoi Oneshots, GrimmUlqui, UlquiGrimm, Panthera!Grimmjow and/or Murcielago!Ulquiorra. Focus on the sweet and sour romance of the Sexta & Cuatro.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Horror Movie reviews
Szayel invites Nnoi to watch a horror movie with him. Just what happens? Nnoi flips out... Rated for cursing of the Spoonish kind, & a kiss. Shounen-Ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
The Lesser Seen Spoon reviews
One-shot collections of the lesser seen side of Nnoitra. Nnoitra X Tesla and Nnoitra X Szayel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G.
Chocolate Hearts reviews
Ulquiorra says that the human 'heart' does not exist. What happens when Grimmjow tells him that they do, and that they taste delicious? Shonen-Ai. GrimmUlqui. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete