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Joined 01-08-11, id: 2693777, Profile Updated: 08-01-16
Author has written 12 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, Wicked Lovely, A song of Ice and Fire, and Greek Mythology.

Hi, I'm Joanne and I live in the U.S. I don't really like profiles that make you scroll forever to read their stories so this isn't going to take very long.

I like Nathaniel/Kitty, Max/Fang, Katniss/Gale, Tris/Briar, Lily/James, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Tom Riddle/Hermione (yes, I can like all of those pairings), Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Percy/Annabeth, Alanna/George, Trystane/Myrcella, and Arya/Gendry. If you're wondering why I don't combine the names, it's because I think that's stupid.

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Salvaged by cocoartist reviews
Tom Riddle was born in 1979 and goes to school with Hermione Granger. Everything changes. AU. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Pomegranates by meandmyinsanity reviews
She doesn't scream when they kidnap her. Her dress is ripped and her hair is a mess, but she balls her hands into fists and straightens and she looks at him – honey coloured eyes with specks of green and silver – and she spits blood at his feet and then - And then she starts swearing. Tomione/AU/Persephone/ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Unravel the Weave by venusmelody reviews
In one universe, Briar and Tris woke Winding Circle up before the pirates could sneak in. In this one, they did not. AU
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Complete
But Words Can Never Hurt Me by elswhre reviews
Hermione reflects on the word 'Mudblood'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
James Potter and the Collection of Pick Up Lines by Londonesque reviews
A collection of pick-up lines used by James Potter himself and Lily Evans' amazing responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Bus Ride by Jen27ny reviews
Jaime and Brienne are both sleepy after a trip to Harrenhal. Modern AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
The Tooth Santa by chiheerios reviews
Scorpius goes for his first dentist appointment and Draco promptly scares him. Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
The Prince, the Princess and the Handmaiden by ariel2me reviews
Trystane Martell, Myrcella Baratheon, Rosamund Lannister and cyvasse. "Did you meet with any problems?" "Only Trystane. He wanted to sit beside Myrcella's bedside and play cyvasse with her." (A Feast for Crows)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Myrcella B., Trystane M. - Complete
One Green Hill by Musae reviews
In which Hermione decides it's time for a little soul-searching and proceeds to stumble into the realm of an unsuspecting fairy king. Light Tom/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Tide of Time by Mechanical Orange reviews
He grabbed Hermione's wrist and pulled her to shore, dropping her roughly on the bank. "Well, that's not how it was supposed to work," he said with a grimace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Game On by PenguinBuddy reviews
When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,434 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
What the Tides Wash Away by HM Frost reviews
In all his days of knowing her, he likes to think he has developed a knack for reading the words she could never express aloud.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Brienne T., Jaime L., Hyle H., Podrick P./Pod - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Harmonic Friction reviews
It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Eternity to Kill by dracoaddicted reviews
She offers him the (under)world. He says he has his own. - Hades/Persephone AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Phenomenal Woman by starlight.moon.princess reviews
"I'm a woman / Phenomenally" - Maya Angelou :: after the war, the girls who fought display their scars with pride in a series of photographs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Dennis C. - Complete
Keeping Things Orderly by LegendDreamer reviews
Maffia AU: The Targaryen crime family's hold over the city is absolute. Occasionally, though, some wise guy thinks he can break the Dragon's rules. In cases like that, Aegon Targaryen and his wolfish mistress stop by and... keep things orderly. Oneshot. Written for the ASOIAF Kink Meme. Rated for mild violence and drug references.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Aegon VI, Arya S.] - Complete
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,029 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Meus Contraho by Curiositykils reviews
My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 218,900 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gingerbread Germs by scarlettcat reviews
Pansy's plan for revenge couldn't be sweeter. Too bad she forgot about Draco's sweet tooth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Melting Stars by attica reviews
It's the holidays and Hermione Granger, usually not much of a drinker, stocks up her liquor cabinet. Draco Malfoy uncharacteristically makes a grand gesture. And someone falls off a roof. Written for DHr Advent 2013. Inspired by Bridget Jones's Diary. One-shot. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm Shift by bambertron reviews
Hermione is haunted by the spirit of the vilest man to ever walk the Earth. Perhaps, though, reality is only what perception makes of it. Rated M for language, future content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Revenge of the Tiny Snapes by wendymarlowe reviews
Fred and George have a new prank - tiny doppelganger dolls which replicate another person's embarrassing moments. Most of Hogwarts is soon filled with miniature grumbling Snapes. Professor Snape gets his revenge, though . . . (written for the "Jury of your Peers" fanfic challenge on the forums.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Textbooks, Time Scarves, and Tea by cgner reviews
Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
60 Seconds by Lady Tyrell reviews
AU. Draco walks to the east, Hermione to the west.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr., Astoria G. - Complete
Nightingale by everambling reviews
Brilliant student and prospective MI5 recruit Hermione Granger is inadvertently thrown back in time by a top-secret government experiment- Right into the lap of aspiring bio-engineer Tom Riddle, who she knows in her time as the man whose dangerous ambition will herald a nation's ruin... /Non-magic AU. /Something wicked this way comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,192 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All Fun and Games by LadyStiff reviews
When Draco and Harry lose a humiliating bet to Hermione and Ginny, it just might be the catalyst for Hermione to admit her true feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conquest by anonornaw reviews
Playing hide and seek on October 31st with Tom Riddle seems to be a possibility Hermione Granger never considered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Footsteps by ariel2me reviews
For a tumblr prompt - Three fathers, three sons, and following in the footsteps. (Ned-Robb, Steffon-Stannis, Aerys-Rhaegar)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11391 - Favs: 10,456 - Follows: 9,146 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Water Dancers by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
AU, OOC. What if Stannis had never suspected Cersei? What if Jon Arryn had died naturally five years later? What if Varys and Illyrio had been given time to perfect their plan to put Aegon on the throne? What if Rhaego had survived and Daenerys' dragons had grown? Sansa/Theon. Arya/Joffrey. Margaery/Robb. Told in three parts by Theon, Margaery and Arya. COMPLETE.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Sansa S., Theon G.] Margaery T., Arya S. - Complete
Fire, Poison, Steel by congratsyou'vegrownasoul
"I stood at the foot of the Iron Throne in my white armor and white cloak…" The beginning, the middle, and the end. Three weapons; three deaths.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Aerys T., Jaime L. - Complete
To Everything There is an End by Mizumaru Mari reviews
"Now she is wheat trampled underfoot, unfit for consumption and heart wrenchingly pitiful." It has been called the Rape of Persephone, but perhaps the tale was not quite so simple. Rated for reference to rape.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Demeter, Hades, Persephone, Zeus - Complete
freckles by Someone aka Me reviews
"you {love3 the way her skin is dotted with freckles / like a pattern of stars drawn on the backdrop of a sky that only you get to see the whole of" :: Freeverse. Rose/Scorpius, for Nay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Private & Confidential by MiHnn reviews
A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. These should have really been marked as private.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Apples by redvelvetmuffin reviews
A series of oneshots, documenting Lily and James' relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
10 Ways to Impress Lily Evans by Freaking Epic reviews
James Potter attempts to impress Lily Evans. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Misinterpretations by PhoenixCrimson reviews
"I'm trying to tell you Hermione," He whispered. "Listen."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Willing Descent of Hermione Granger by Serene Pristine reviews
CoS AU - Hermione Granger couldn't waste a book, even a blank diary she didn't remember buying. With a few careless words and whispered secrets, Tom Riddle begins his dark seduction. Observe this tangle of thorns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,448 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lightness by attica reviews
She ought to be worth the agony. AU, one-shot. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Amortentia by Someone aka Me reviews
"She just wanted to be loved. Is that so wrong?" :: Tom Sr/Merope, told in snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by everambling reviews
"You're not in any position to be dictating terms, Tom," she said through gritted teeth. "You'll do as I tell you."... "Don't call me Tom."... "No arguments, Tom." / AU Humor/Romance. Hermione is assigned as Voldemort's criminal case worker. Hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Godfathers by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
something in the popcorn by sarsaparillia reviews
Grey days on the run. — Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bunnies by InkFalls reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if an 11 year old Hermione and Tom Riddle were told to hand out bunnies for testing out spells? You probably haven't, but here's a short and light hearted one-shot about it anyway. 'all because of something so inconsequential.' "all its other bunny friends would laugh at it!" 'Hermione's jaw had dropped in shock' "Gaping like a fish doesn't suit you"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Photograph by congratsyou'vegrownasoul reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt's evolving views on the Sirius Black case, on justice and on injustice. "While other Aurors see the opposite side of the War Against Voldemort as a data file-Sirius Orion Black, born November 22nd, 1959. Thirteen counts of murder-Kingsley has always found it hard to forget faces, stories."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Kingsley S., Sirius B.
Lily, Run by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
Twice in their lives, James told Lily to run.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Experiment of the Mind by Nerys reviews
Healer-Trainee Hermione Granger finds herself in a pickle when confronted with a most troublesome patient.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shattered Glass by congratsyou'vegrownasoul reviews
A poem. Partly about Bellatrix's infatuation with Lord Voldemort. Partly about her descent into madness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Scars That Make You Proud by craple reviews
Kitty thinks that a change of pace once in a while is a good thing. Bartimaeus is amused. Nathaniel is hysterical. "I'm naked, Bartimaeus, you can see them in the first fucking plane." Slight Bartimaeus/Nathaniel/Kitty OT3.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 232 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Making Magic by MiHnn reviews
As the head of a charitable organisation, Hermione doesn't meet anyone she can't get something out of...until she comes across Draco Malfoy who happens to be the only one able to deny her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Might Explain the Lacy Cuffs by mikune333 reviews
Bartimaeus teases Nathanial after making a rather...interesting discovery. Set around the 2nd book.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Avada Kedavra Anonymous by Speechwriter reviews
No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Masquerade by venusmelody reviews
You think Briar, Daja, Sandry and Tris are honest people? Well, they are, but sometimes lies are just begging to be told. Sometimes, they have no choice.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Clash of the Titans HouseMentalist listing by Anne Hedonia reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system wouldn't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - G. House, Patrick J. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by Alemantele reviews
In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Cleverness of Uncle George by Agent Henry reviews
He's good. I'm better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - George W. - Complete
Bartimaeus the Matchmaker by silvanuszed reviews
This is what happens when djinn meets boy meets girl. Perhaps Bartimaeus' shortest stint on this "mud ball" of ours.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bartimaeus - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Give and Take by JDPhoenix reviews
Hermione's always been willing to go the extra mile for knowledge, maybe this time it's too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W. - Complete
Stand by Min Daae reviews
Brynden the Blackfish hears the news about the Red Wedding, and makes his decision. Drabble.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Lily Evans by BlueRaspberryLily reviews
James Potter's List of 20 Things He's Done to Annoy Lily Evans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 289 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snuffles by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
A dog was following her. - Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Evans and the Very Not Good Day by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
-Lily Evans is plagued by Transfiguration woes, her own bad luck, and an annoying rumply-haired individual who refuses to leave her alone... Fluff piece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Traces by Flaignhan reviews
People fall out of the world sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fred W. - Complete
Skirmish by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
-A collection of one-shots on Lily Evans, James Potter, and the sparks hidden within.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Four times Lily Evans slapped James Potter stupid by Invisibilities reviews
Four times Lily Evans slapped James Potter stupid ... And once she didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perfect Christmas Gift by nikkiRA reviews
or, Why You Shouldn't Ask Nico di Angelo for Help. Percabeth oneshot, T for some swearing/ The thing about Nico di Angelo is that he just likes to spread mischief. It's all harmless fun, really.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Somewhere in Between by ignorethisaccount123 reviews
"Malfoy, I am not stalking you and I am most certainly not obsessed with you." – A coincidental run in, the aftermath, and the little moments in between. -Three shot, complete.-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whose Side Are You On, Anyway? by SevenGee reviews
When infamous couple of the moment Draco and Hermione suddenly break things off, the students of Hogwarts are in an uproar, unabashedly taking sides left, right and centre. Whose side are you on, anyway? DMxHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Disillusionment by Ravyn reviews
James Potter proves to one Lily Evans that she can trust him – at least with her life... Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Stupid Cupid by toiLet-cam reviews
Hermione accidently hits Malfoy with Cupid's arrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Circumstances Changed by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are kinda friends…ish. But what happens when circumstances lead to Draco having to babysit Hermione's daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,590 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thorns by Kako reviews
When a young Hermione accepts magic lessons from a stranger through the Room of Requirement, she has no way of knowing that the two are living in different times. Her knowledge becomes his greatest weapon; his obsession becomes her nightmare. HG/TR-LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Toxic Fumes by blue artemis reviews
What happens when a Pygmy Puff gets drunk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wedding Day by Chiwan Hikari reviews
Nathaniel and Kitty's wedding. Or what could have been their wedding. Now why on Earth did he say that her dress was just a little tight on her? / Nathaniel x Kitty / / One-shot /
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Day To Day by Ongaku Neko reviews
No one ever warned Hermione that everyday life could be so... monotonous. Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,934 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
And Everything Went Onward by Min Daae reviews
Post-DH. Draco's life isn't easy; after all, forgetting takes a long time. Drabble-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Draco M.
Ion Square by Nari-nick reviews
...a ray of languid afternoon light fell on his face and the wind rustled his dark hair. The moment stopped and strechted, and Kitty closed her eyes to store the picture save in her mind. He looked like something she wouldn't want to miss.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Evans! by Lkay09 reviews
Lily/James oneshot...funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Impress Her with Intangibles by fyren galan reviews
A series of drabbles about Draco and Hermione's growing relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
The Velveteen Noose by Marmalade Fever reviews
If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Romantic Suspense Novel in 2 Minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Pretty much the modern equivalent of my "Regency Romance in 2 Minutes." A satire on the cliches of romantic suspense series based around an elite squad of soldiers.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Superstition by kris932 reviews
“Some legends are just legends Artemis.” “Then you should have nothing to fear. “ he replied as he reached to hand her one of the acorns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
10 Things by nikkiRA reviews
So I absolutely love reading these things, so here is my attempt at writing them. 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Return of Opal Koboi by The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
The REAL HalfBlood Prince Script by RandomUser674 reviews
Finally! The long-awaited HBP parody script is here! If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was our only parody script, think again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Smart One by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
You've Got 0 Messages by girlthursday reviews
HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fall For You by shadesofgrey1321 reviews
It has been a year, a long and miserable year. But despite a broken relationship, harsh words and a lifetime’s worth of pain, it’ll be the night of falling in love all over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Clarification by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, BekaRosto/ 'She glared. “Don’t talk to me so con-conde- con... meanly.”'
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,139 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Life's Untold Mysteries by fyren galan reviews
An epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows for Dramione fans of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Just A River In Egypt by Nausikaa reviews
James was pretending not to watch Lily. Lily was watching James pretending not to watch her. Sirius was watching James and Lily act completely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Slytherin's Grope by badgirl-250 reviews
Malfoy and Hermione oneshot, Hermione is woken to Malfoy on top of her, groping a feel...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Persuasion by inell13 reviews
Hermione looks at the parchment in her hand then back at the numbers above the door across the street.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Consolation by inell13 reviews
Scorpius is the only person who dares to approach whenever she’s in a mood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Notes and a Papercut by TELAYLA ABANDONED ACCOUNT reviews
James wakes up to the sound of someone crying. He goes to investigate, and it's Lily. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Pleasure of a Good Rant by kris932 reviews
Bartimaeus never underestimates the pleasure of a good rant.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Juvenile Hacking by kris932 reviews
Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Lily and James by Audrie Melone reviews
A series of stories about James Potter and Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Four Seasons of You and Me by Kako reviews
Challengefic. 16 different one-shots for the HG/TR-LV pairing. From poetry to romance to parody, you get it all. Five: Bad things happen to those who get lost in the Forbidden Forest. Hermione runs into Tom. Apparently, good things can happen, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,763 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Asking Out Lily Evans by Lindsey1228 reviews
Go with James Potter as he asks out Lily Evans-Multiple time. Rating for some suggestive content and a bad word....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Disaster's Sweet Seduction by RainynDawn reviews
They were on the brink of losing everything. She uncovered a Horcrux but at a high price. Now she's in a place where hope first began to dwindle and ends up in a fight against disaster's sweet seduction in the form of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,471 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Behind the Name, Beneath the Farce by Suklaamousse reviews
Young Tom Riddle's drunken and anguished quest to come up with a terrifying alias for himself after visiting Little Hangleton. Warning: mild swearing, WW bashing and generally offending human race. Drunk!Tom. Vignette. Oneshot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Grey Tuesdays by luckei1 reviews
Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Eat the Pie! by Twin Exchange reviews
Hermione and Oliver share in some not so innocent pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Cognitive Dissonance by sandiwandi reviews
Hermione has a cruuuuush. No biggie. Post-Hogwarts, D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wooing Lily Evans by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
All Dialogue. Watch James Potters valiant attempts at convincing Lily Evans to date him... Poor girl never had a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
a cup full of comets by metaphorically-blue reviews
[AU][Tris and Briar] Life measures things in stages [conversations and cups of coffee, comets and spare change]. They are no different.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Circle of Magic - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Spiffing Repartee reviews
BANK: Wherein Hermione and Draco engage in sexual banter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Many Bloody Clichés by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
A hilarious comedy about all the bloody clichés Draco and Hermione go through. Now Draco and Hermione have become aware of it, but can they escape the clichés before they endanger their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
101 Tales of James and Lily by Black.And.White.Converse reviews
101 oneshots about James and Lily. From 1st year to their death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Potion A Day Keeps Who Away ? by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
Draco and Hermione are Potions Partners for a week. They're the smartest seventh years students, so it shouldn't go wrong should it? Watch how a few potions change their relationship in only one week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Evans Most Fabulous List by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
of Pet Names for James Potter! Lily finds her husband looking at the list she made as a girl, and can't help but smile. But the list isnt finished yet, there's one last name he needs to know about. Fluff ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Asking Out Lily Evans by xAndromedaBlackx reviews
James Potter asks Lily Evans out. She rejects him. The end…or is it? JPLE oneshot, humor. Dialogue. MWPPL era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why You Cannot Trust Bartimaeus Shopping by ValkyrieRavenfeather reviews
Nathaniel recieves a mysterious letter from his favorite shopping area. Is Bartimaeus at fault? Most certainly! Rated T due to very minor sexual references. I could probably get by with lower.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
99 Ways to Annoy Lily Evans by Moonlight Sapphire reviews
Hilarious oneshot. The Maruaders come up with a list of ninety nine ways to annoy Lily ranging from calling her 'Raggedy Ann' to passing out 'James Potter for Head Boy AND Head Girl' badges. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Proposal From Hell by greatestheights reviews
Ron’s kids want to know how he popped the question. Understandably, he’s a bit reluctant to share. [rhr, oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Earthly Now by Sabine Strohem-Moss reviews
DMHG. It is always the same, never mind the blood and the magic: children lifting bodies, hoping their hands fill with the gift of weightlessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
KEMPS by Vywien is me reviews
Interesting how an innocent game of KEMPS can bring two people together. LJ! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stallions by Harmonic Friction reviews
Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The First Attempt by no.self.-.confidence reviews
the first time James Potter asks out Lily Evans, very very short oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
50 ways to aggravate and irritate James Potter by tweeny-weeny reviews
Lily Evans is bored, and thus 50 ways to aggravate, irritate and annoy James Potter is born
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Two Can Play by frozenroses reviews
DMHG Oneshot. Hermione catches on to Draco's little game.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stalking Lily by Athena D. Cat reviews
A misguided attempt made by James to win Lily's heart...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Black Daughters by Pantz reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words." Black fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Bellatrix L.
Never Ever by Magical Poof reviews
Lily and James's first meeting on the train to Hogwarts. Lily gets her first dose of James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dangerous Games by Lunalelle reviews
COMPLETE! An analogy between JekyllHyde and Tom RiddleVoldemort for the intellectually inclined. Hermione has an accident, the Time Turner is destroyed, and she's stuck in 1943. She meets young Tom Riddle in his seventh year, Head Boy, and in his prime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,320 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Coming Out by Potter47 reviews
Lily is angry. James is scared. Lily chases. James runs. Lily threatens. James hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hermione and Draco: Snogoholics by blingblingbabe reviews
Hermione and Draco fall in love...a Parody to nearly every Hermione/Draco story out there. read and review! *chapter 2 up...a new angle! a new story!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
That Blasted Crossword by Madhuri reviews
Finishing a crossword is a lot harder than it looks, and James finds that out the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/16/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
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Sisyphus reviews
"Because even if there are infinite universes where they die, he will spend eternity finding the one where they live." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Letter from Persephone to Hades reviews
Inspired by "Letter from Hades to Persephone" by Clementine von Radics.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Genius in Insanity reviews
When Hermione, a psychologist, meets a research scientist with an amazing discovery, she has no idea of the dark secrets and plans he's harboring . . . Muggle AU. Tom/Hermione. Rated M for language and mildly disturbing content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Lioness in the Desert reviews
Drabbles centered around Myrcella's time in Dorne. Mostly Trystane/Myrcella.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Myrcella B., Trystane M.
Forbidden Fruit reviews
"Giving in to temptation was a lot less of a struggle than she'd thought it would be, but then again, she'd already given in long before, hadn't she?" EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ice Skating reviews
Draco tries to teach Hermione to ice skate. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Ordinary Day reviews
Ron and Hermione both know it's the little things you can never ever take for granted. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm reviews
Three times Scorpius kissed Rose, and one time she kissed him. Pure fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Donia reviews
Evan's thoughts on Donia right before he dies for her.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Donia, Evan - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Emu in the Shadows
Rewrite of Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Middle
Songfic, Hermione's thoughts as she hides in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G.
So Much For Your Promises reviews
Kitty's thoughts when she visits the Glass Palace.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kitty J.