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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Avengers, and Sherlock.

Well, I have never written fanficton before and I am not a huge anime fan but I have some favorites that I like to watch when I have time. This is my first fanfiction account that I have gotten to actualy post something on, I consider myself a decent writer, no, I'm not the best but I'm sure at least some one will like what I have to write.

Really I got this account for one reason and that is to post a story that has been on my mind for a long time and I think it will make some of you happy at least a little bit. Also to all the flamers, I'm posting this story for me and me only so you can say what you want but you know what I'm gonna say? It will go a little something like this: fuck off and learn how to spell and use proper grammar and maybe then I will listen to what you have to say. To all the rest of you:I love you! Thank you for not being a huge ass hole!

Thanks for reading,

OhSnap501

Update! Update!

So I just want you guys to know that the Sequel is coming along swimmingly (always wanted to use that word!) If you have an idea for a title I would be more than happy to hear it because I got nothin’. Also I have been thinking about another story that I might want to do involving Gaara being a male stripper (LOL!) so if you are interested let me know or if you have an idea of something you would like me to write for you I would be more than happy to indulge you!

As it stands I just finished chapter 2 and have started on chapter 3. I am hoping to be done by the time I put the first chapter up. As most of you know I am a student and sometimes I really need the motivation of reviews so I can focus on getting these stories done and not drown in this huge research project I’m in the middle of. If you want the sequel faster: review the story and tell me to hurry up!

Thanks!

OhSnap501

please read if you want to know whats happening with the sequal! so as some of you know fanfiction.net is being a little bitch and won't let me up load the next chapter, thats pretty much it

Do you want a specific story?! just ask! I'd love to write something for you!

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Partners by Azure129 reviews
Sequel to "Blooming". Alastor requires Angel Dust's attention, and Angel Dust is happy to oblige. But Alastor is distressed. If only the spider would make a deal to be by his side forever. Frustrated, he watches and waits as two demon friends try to push them together, and three demon foes try to break the Radio Demon apart. Love - of all kinds - is in bloom at Hazbin Hotel.
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 214,423 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 12/14/2020 - Alastor, Angel Dust
Past Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Riddle is dead, but he took most of Hermione Granger's loved ones with him. She is just going through the motions in a bleak postwar world until a stray comment by Dumbledore's portrait gives her a renewed purpose in life – to go back and fix what the scheming Headmaster wrecked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,631 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 10/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by GoreAndGlitter reviews
Awaking from a nightmare, Angel takes his beloved pet along to comfort himself in his fonder memories but a certain radio demon happens to find them. What could happen at such a late time?
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2020 - Published: 12/9/2020 - Alastor, Angel Dust - Complete
Friendly Competition by JayseHasNoGrace reviews
Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Blooming by Azure129 reviews
Set after the events of the official Alastor Comic. Following a rough encounter in a butcher shop, and sheep demon finds comfort at a familiar cafe where a fish demon can relate about having a stressful day. At the hotel, Alastor laments the lack of entertaining (or any) conversation in his afterlife - and then he ends up in the garden with Angel Dust.
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 11/1/2020 - Alastor, Angel Dust - Complete
What Is Required by DeiStarr reviews
The Room of Requirement provides what is required; what is needed. During eighth year Harry and Draco WANT a place to duel without getting caught and expelled. What they NEED is something quite different. The Room makes sure they get it. Harry/Draco slash. Drarry. WIP. MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,944 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/27/2020 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W., Pansy P.
Hell Frozen Night by voidvoid48 reviews
"I can't sleep like this." "I as well." There was another silence. Alastor would be the one to break it. "...would you like to..." Trying to find the formal words to use, the deer fumbled. The blizzard outside hid his cheeks' tint. "...perhaps... hold each other?" A RadioDust story. (As if I'd write any other pairing.)
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/13/2020 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Alastor, Angel Dust
Universal Truths by scullymurphy reviews
Hermione Granger is a single woman of intelligence and spirit. Draco Malfoy is a man of wealth and privilege. When they meet again, a decade after the second great wizarding war, they are not impressed. But when circumstances throw them together dislike turns to attraction - which may turn into something more - if they let it. A Dramione take on Pride & Prejudice
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,320 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/21/2020 - Published: 9/27/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Three Times by FanGirlFreak16 reviews
Three times Angel Dust tried to touch Alastor. And one time he wouldn't let Alastor touch him.
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2020 - [Alastor, Angel Dust] Husk - Complete
Soul Mates by mythica magic reviews
Soulmate AU where soulmates share pain. Kagome feels Sesshoumaru's arm being cleaved off as though it's her own. He in turn feels the moment when a piece of her soul is ripped out. As soul mates they want nothing to do with each other, but some aches and pains are too difficult to ignore. Sesskag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,955 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/22/2020 - Published: 6/6/2020 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
The Wedding by BackInBlack99 reviews
Why has Ginny invited a certain Slytherin to her big day? And why is Hermione so flustered? 'Tell me not to' he murmured. His eyes found hers, held them for a moment, then moved down to her lips. She distantly thought this was probably the moment to stop herself from making a horrible drunken mistake. Fluff, smut and bouncy castles - rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/11/2020 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taste by longdistance reviews
Hermione is all about quality over quantity and let's be honest, she has excellent taste. Rated M for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 5/18/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Cross My Heart by NeverNik reviews
Hardworking Hermione is always at everyone's beck and call, with no time for herself. She sees a Healer for heart trouble and is shocked to find she only has a year to live. Well, she's going to spend that year having fun - with the help of certified playboy Draco Malfoy... (No deaths in the story.) Cover art by Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,488 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 8/16/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Somewhere Down the Line by niffizzle reviews
Draco's memoir recounting the war is the book everyone is talking about, and even the war heroine herself can't wait to get her hands on it. But as Hermione and Draco start to see a different side of each other, Draco's parents are in the midst of setting him up with the perfect pureblood wife. Just once in his life, Draco would like to be in control of his own decisions.[COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,187 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 7/12/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Magicea Deleo Curse by HufflepuffMommy reviews
Summary: Hermione and Draco are hit with an unknown curse and she whisks them away to her safehouse to quarantine themselves… or the one where they are stuck in the middle of nowhere with no magic and only one bed! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,764 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 4/8/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Smoke by Emerald2402 reviews
*Tonight was a new moon. Ironic. Chuckling darkly I fished in my robes for one of the paper packets I had smuggled in with me and withdrew a cigarette placing it between my lips ..."Does McGonagall know her precious head girl is smoking on the astronomy tower?" A drawling voice called, and I almost groaned out loud. This was why the new moon was ironic. Fucking Malfoy.*** MA. SMUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/7/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Classroom 204 by mimifreed reviews
(Dramione ONESHOT) Hermione and Draco find themselves locked together in a dusty old classroom while a strange virus sweeps through the Wizarding community. They must learn to make the most out of their time and surroundings, and maybe address a few elephants in the room while they're at it. (8th year)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pretty Please by weestarmeggie reviews
The introduction of a Marriage Law gives Draco the perfect opportunity to sweep Hermione off her feet. "It's yours," he said quietly. He lifted a hand to her chin and turned her head. Hermione's eyes flicked over his face, just as he did the same and she tilted her face down..."And you're mine." [Complete. One-shot. Smut. Barely a marriage law.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/3/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Crossroads by voodoonot
A mafioso’s and a murderous radio star’s paths cross in New Orleans in the winter of 1933.
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,693 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2020 - Published: 2/10/2020 - Alastor, Angel Dust
Grey Snow by Eudaimonia'sRevenge reviews
Hermione is the only student left at Hogwarts for Christmas break. Her welcomed days of solitude, however, are seemingly ruined when Draco arrives just days before the New Year. (Rated M for later chapters.) COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,678 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 12/30/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Conversing with Emotion by mythica magic reviews
Sesshoumaru can't get Kagome out of his head. No, literally. She's trapped in there. While searching for a way out, Kagome makes the acquaintance of the Daiyouaki's many emotions, stumbling upon a few secrets and memories she was never supposed to know about. Sesskag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,828 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 12/15/2019 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
Morning People by effinsusie reviews
We follow our favorite couple chronologically through a handful of their mornings together.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2020 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] Rin, Shippō - Complete
Love is a Beautiful Thing by trolltasm reviews
Rin has finally found her own happiness and decides it's time her beloved Lord Sesshomaru does the same. Luckily, Rin has the help of her mother-in-law and her bemused but loving husband to ensure that, this time, Sesshomaru is going to succeed. Two-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/15/2020 - Published: 2/11/2020 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, Rin, Jinenji - Complete
How Sesshomaru saved Christmas by LadyofLemons reviews
Kagome and the children worked so hard on their Christmas decorations just for Inuyasha to come along and ruin it all
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/4/2020 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Someone to protect by SettsuHeel reviews
Sesshomaru protects nothing. Or does he?:P SesshxKag for life..rated M just for safety
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 5/1/2018 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
Fly, Little Butterfly by trolltasm reviews
Kagome returns to her friends but life doesn't go the way she anticipates. Without purpose, she begins to wander but the path her wanderings take her on could have never been anticipated—by Kagome herself or Sesshomaru, who discovers, much to his own discernment, that she just might be the solution to his own problems. Three-shot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Lost Prince by ayame411chan reviews
Kagome finds a demon child drowning in a river. Being the woman Kagome is, she saves the child. She had no idea that the child she would soon call her own would be a prince. Sesskag. Lemon in later chapters rated M for a reason!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,614 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
White Dresses by mythica magic reviews
It's been a year since Kagome willingly left the Feudal Era behind, choosing a life in the future. Sesshoumaru happens upon her one night, finding the miko alone in a wedding dress. Sesskag oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/28/2019 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
Swimming in Silk by mythica magic reviews
Training in front of her, engaging her in conversation and now lending her his clothes...Kagome is starting to suspect that Sesshoumaru is trying to gain her attention. What follows is nothing Kagome could have ever expected, with Time forcing difficult choices between the two. Sesskag COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,273 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 9/23/2019 - Published: 4/3/2018 - [Kagome H., Sesshōmaru] - Complete
A Matter of Pride by trolltasm reviews
Sesshomaru, much to his own disconcertment, has begun to desire a mate and a pack of his own. Without a specific female in mind, he sets off to find one he feels will suit his needs yet yield a comfortable life and that search leads him to Kagome, his half-brother's priestess. Yet these urges, once awakened, cannot be denied and... well Kagome always did have a penchant for trouble
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/16/2019 - Published: 8/3/2019 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Iris in Bloom by trolltasm reviews
Kagome's human friends have come and gone, leaving Kagome alone. InuYasha, too, has abandoned her and so Shippo decides to take Kagome back with him for healing. His wife, however, has other ideas, and the new husband she has in mind for Kagome is none other than Sesshomaru himself. And, well, Soten always did play for keeps. Two-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/18/2019 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, Shippō, Sōten - Complete
Say Yes by trolltasm reviews
InuYasha is dying. Poisoned during his human time, he stands little chance of recovering on his own. It is left to Kagome to save him, but well, that is easier said than done, especially when the solution involves InuYasha's irritable older brother. And, well, Kagome always did have a way of finding trouble. (Now a two-shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/27/2019 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, Sesshōmaru's Mother - Complete
Truth Be Told by Kyonomiko reviews
Just your run of the mill, potion-gone-awry love story. Dramione EWE M for language and just a drop of citrus. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/13/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
For Her Pleasure by smithandbarrowman reviews
Hermione is happily married to the man of her dreams, living an idyllic life, working in the job she didn't ever dare to imagine she ever would, but she still wonders if she's enough. After attending the worst wedding the world has ever seen, her husband offers her a choice, and proves she is indeed… enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/9/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dragons and Anxiety by brookie88 reviews
It is really bad timing for Hermione to get involved in another magical creature crusade. Harry is getting married, her owl is insane, and Draco Malfoy is very stressed. It is even worse timing for her to fall in love, especially with a dragon tamer who lives in Romania. HG/CW and HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,430 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/27/2019 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Out of the Ashes by trolltasm reviews
Life isn't always sunshine and rainbows and love is hard. Sometimes things just don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes it takes more to fix it than a person has to give... and sometimes there's just nothing left to fix. But where there's ashes, there's room for something new to grow.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Tête-à-Tête by d.trinity reviews
Draco Malfoy finds himself offering pointers to Hermione Granger on her verbosity. Less is more. LEMONS. Also posted on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/20/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Second Wind by trolltasm reviews
Kagome sends Sesshomaru word that Rin has chosen a husband and is planning on getting married. Unfortunately, one of them isn't handling the news so well... And it's not Sesshomaru. Maybe a crack-fic. Juuuuust maybe. (One-shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Long Awaited Return by pumpkinseedsunfish reviews
This is set after Alucard returns after his thirty year absence at the end of the series. He reveals feelings for Seras and things get intimate. Reuploaded for formatting purpossed. Rated M for adult themes
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
There's a Time and a Place by SpazticTwitch reviews
Kagami tries to convince his husband to knock him up again while fucking him. Implied mpreg.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2018 - [Aomine D., Kagami T.] - Complete
Vanilla Dream by Lourrenda07 reviews
The war has been over for seven years. And everyone has moved on with their lives, right? *Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rope and Experiments by Sessha Kenshin reviews
Kaoru manages to get herself stuck in some tight ropes, and Kenshin walks in on the scene. Why hold himself back when his prey's spread wide open for him? KxK (LIME)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Of Birds and Fish by dramionefan4ever reviews
"Contrary to popular belief, Granger, I don't make a habit of seducing drunk girls who just got stood up at the altar." "I wasn't stood up. If you'll recall, I did the leaving." Dramione fic, not epilogue compliant. Inspired by the quote "a bird could love a fish, but where would they live?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,313 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rumors by Shinsun reviews
Kagami and Aomine have moved on to the NBA, and now both play for the Miami Heat, but because of their considerable chemistry on and off the court, and Aomine's difficulty communicating in America without Kagami's help, they end up drawing quite a bit of gossip. ...And if everyone around them is going to assume they're sleeping together anyway, they might as well, right?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
The Ship of Theseus by Sapphire Snowflake reviews
In which Draco Malfoy tries to catch Hermione Granger's attention in what people would think the most effective way: by asking questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/15/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shenanigans In The Corridor by Lady Orez reviews
Hermione knew she shouldn't have had that third glass of wine. Not when Draco Malfoy was around. May Contain Lemons. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Near Paradise by In Dreams reviews
After winning a tropical vacation, the holiday Hermione found was far from the one she was expecting. Together with Draco Malfoy, she must determine who wants her dead before it's too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/8/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Extreme Adventure Blind Dating by In Dreams reviews
On the market for someone willing to look beyond his past and his family name, Draco signs up for a literal blind date. But his day doesn't exactly turn out as he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pony Up by Kyonomiko reviews
She's an easy target and she knows it, the victim of various holiday tricks, bets, and wagers. This year, however, Draco Malfoy is the one knocking on Hermione Granger's door, and the old adage "pony up" takes on a new and rather literal meaning. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/31/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heat Wave Hypotheses by In Dreams reviews
The weather is unbearable and magic is on the fritz. Draco Malfoy decides to hide out in Hermione Granger's dorm, whether she appreciates it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 187 - Published: 10/15/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Drastic measures by hbsj reviews
Draco's mother had a plan: Draco would marry Astoria and make perfect little heirs to the Malfoy line, he wasn't necessarily happy about it but he knew he couldn't get what he really wanted anyway so what the hell, right? Hermione did NOT agree with the plan and would literally do anything to thwart it, will she succeed? A fun/dirty five-part Dramione, rated M for smut and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 11/27/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Common Ground by Kyonomiko reviews
There are fewer things more delightful than finding out how much you have in common with someone that surprises you. How much could Draco possibly have in common with Hermione Granger? EWE Dramione. One Shot. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/27/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Theodore N., Astoria G. - Complete
Veela For A Day by tammyfait69 reviews
8th year fic. Pansy gets her hands on a Veela lust potion & plans to lure Draco into her bed. When her plans go to pot, & Draco gets doused with the potion instead, he becomes irresistible. What will Draco do when half his class is trying to get down his pants? Why, turn to the brightest witch in his class of course. Will Hermione help or jump him herself? EPILOGUE ADDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/20/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Late Returns by albe-chan reviews
Professor Draco Malfoy is returning some books to the Hogwarts Library late one night and stumbles across the librarian, Hermione Granger, in a compromising position. Will the blond pureblood finally see fantasy turn into reality? MATURE. Dramione. Unabashed porn. TWO-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Letters of the Past by otterlyardent reviews
Hermione is sixty and all alone in the world when on a fateful day she wakes to read the news of Draco Malfoy's death. Not long after, his barrister arrives to tell her Draco's left her a bundle of letters and a way to rewrite their past if she wants it. Will these two be able to find love, redemption, and acceptance in their rapidly changing world after the war? Time travel AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,702 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The necessity of caring by ThePerfectPenName reviews
The final year at Hogwarts. Draco is determined to make Grangers last year as miserable as possible, but it isn't that easy when she has apparently decided that she won't be bothered by him. Can he make her care enough to finally get to her? Or will it be the other way around?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Library of Alexandria by SenLinYu reviews
The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather— novel. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,798 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Looking Glass by Kyonomiko reviews
No one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy in the final battle, but, when his portrait shows up at Harry Potter's house, it's readily assumed he didn't make it. Hermione's perspective on the wizard starts to change as she learns more about who he really was. The more she knows, the more tragic his apparent demise seems to be. EWE Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,224 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 5/28/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Seduction by SenLinYu reviews
“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 295 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry was bored by slythadri reviews
AU, OOC, EWE, mature content for language and sex references. Harry Potter was bored until an owl brought an unexpected letter. Hansy with a side of Dramione. One shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 7/29/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Smiles by Granger, DDS by PhoebeM reviews
Dramione. In order to secure the girl of his dreams, Draco will have to go where he never thought he would go before: the dentist's chair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trust the Magic by CordeliaOllivander reviews
When Draco Malfoy discovers that Hermione Granger is his soulmate, he feels like nothing in his life could possibly be as wrong as this. Hermione feels that the last person she would ever love is Draco Malfoy. When he shows up unexpectedly explaining that their meant to be, will they both see that they're just two broken halves that really do fit together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,535 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 6/7/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The One Thing Hermione Didn't Learn From A Book by andromedellla reviews
If Hermione were asked what she sexually identified as, her immediate response would be "Bibliophile." Sex had never appealed to her. It was messy and counterproductive. She'd always found much more interest in reading about it. But when she and Draco Malfoy are trapped in the library with no way out, will she be swayed to give it a second chance? one-shot. smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Grand Night for Scheming by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Ministry Galas are indefinitely boring. Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter join forces to bring their best friends together. Love, whiskey, truth and temptation own the night. Five years Post-War. HG/DM PP/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
No One Need Ever Know by RavenSwan24 reviews
Hermione enjoyed her midnight excursions to the Prefects' bathroom, though tonight, she would be visited by an unwelcome intruder...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stress relief by Naruto The Naruhoe reviews
Nishinoya sat across from the slightly swaying girl, smirking as she rambled on about some nonsense. Only focusing on one particular sentence. One sentence that made him grin wildly. “Why not bang all of Karasuno’s volleyball club?”
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 7/5/2018 - OC, Tobio K., Yu N., Tetsuro K.
Lessons of Life by bryskibroni reviews
Hermione Granger loved to learn; and so, she studied everything. oneshot, ewe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2018 - Draco M., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Kitten by 7RedThorns reviews
Seras has mastered her wolf form. Alucard is impressed but always believed she was more of a kitten, so why not turn her into one?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Seras, Alucard] - Complete
Punchline by Pearl Gatsby reviews
He's careful to keep a tease in his voice, to act as if he doesn't really care. It's how they play the game. :: Rated M for language. Dramione, EWE, OS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Fore Play by KeepCalmAndExpectoPatronum reviews
It's been twenty years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Hermione's hopes for a peaceful, relaxing holiday are quickly dashed as she and Draco Malfoy cross paths again in the most unexpected place imaginable. Sparks (and balls) immediately fly between them. It may not be the peaceful holiday she had intended, but it was certainly going to be memorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Viktor K., Daphne G. - Complete
Tall, Dark and Handsome by slythadri
Mature content. Three years after the war Draco Malfoy is back in England to make amends and start a Potions business. He needs a supplier of exotic plants, and Neville Longbottom is the best and the hottest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,322 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2018 - [Draco M., Neville L.] - Complete
Relax, Granger by EmaraAlinsh reviews
After weeks of hectic schedule and no sleep, the only thing Hermione craves for is a warm shower and maybe some soothing massage. Will that be possible with one Draco Malfoy lurking around, hellbent on ruining everything Hermione plans? Or is she going to get something more than what she bargained for? Smut. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/5/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Granger by pumped.up.kicks86 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Three Weddings and a Hook-Up by smithandbarrowman reviews
Weddings are dull affairs...at least that's what I thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Right Thing To Do by lovesbitca8 reviews
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,287 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dishes by MamaRaya reviews
Dramione one-shot. Hermione has a very, very good daydream. UPDATE: ACTUALLY COMPLETE WITH THREE CHAPTERS, AS REQUESTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 4/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Numa Numa by 7RedThorns reviews
Ever wondered what Alucard's reaction would be to the Numa Numa song? The Hellsing soldiers have returned from successful mission and have decided to celebrate. When someone breaks out the karaoke machine, how can the Police Girl resist?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Seras, Alucard] - Complete
Chronos Historia by In Dreams reviews
Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,497 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 11/5/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Muggles & Mortgages by Kyonomiko reviews
"In a world run by greed and built by deadly machines, muggles find their way through the trials of their daily lives with only their wits to guide them. Join the adventure and discover the muggle world like you've never known it. Welcome to Muggles and Mortgages." Dramione EWE. M mostly for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The First Rule of Film Club by SallyJAvery reviews
Sally Christmas fic 2017: It's the first Christmas after the War, and Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts. When they decide to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' in the Room of Requirement, little do they know what's to follow. Twelve days of holiday fun, to be precise. Multi-pairing, mostly tbc. Please come and be excited with me!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,310 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
What You (Don't) Say by longdistance reviews
Instead of romance, they'll settle for something more like a business partnership. However, the problem is always in what you don't say.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 2/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Say Please by Kyonomiko reviews
Hermione Granger needs something from Draco Malfoy. She's tried asking nicely, but he wants more. EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Runner Up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/25/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Protection detail by hbsj reviews
What the hell were Harry and Ron thinking "protecting" her from the boys of Hogwarts like some helpless damsel in distress! She could handle the attention very well, thank you very much! – Only Draco hadn't asked the duo for any help, he had much more pleasurable plans for Granger. M-rating for smut and language. A four-part fluffy dramione with a side of smut, arguments and hexes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 2/1/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 6,069 - Follows: 4,439 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kitty Treat by Kyonomiko reviews
Polyjuice gone awry, and Draco decides it's time to chase a little kitty. Written for Strictly Dramione's Valentine Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/16/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Shut Up and Date Me by MotherofBulls reviews
Sequel to "How the Granger Won Christmas"! Hermione's been gone for nearly two months since that fateful Christmas Eve night where she and Draco Malfoy discovered one another. And she's ready to come home. But will he be able to crack her prickly shell when he takes her out for Valentine's Day?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
What a Girl Wants by LR Earl reviews
Who needs candy hearts for Valentine's Day when one can have sex? Hermione Granger sure doesn't. AU Eighth Year. My submission for Strictly Dramione's Valentine's Day Smut Fest 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naked She Lay by crochetaway reviews
Hermione Granger just wanted to find a spot for a little 'me' time. She'd been fantasizing about a certain blond since she caught him in flagrante delicto before the Christmas hols. Draco Malfoy was looking for a place to think when he ran across the swottiest of the swot doing some very naughty things. What will happen when they become each other's fantasies? Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
State of Dress by MotherofBulls reviews
Focusing at work is impossible when you're crazy about your coworker. Draco should probably learn to shut his door. Or maybe not?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Slits by papapapuffyAY reviews
What are the slits on the sides of a hakama really used for? PWP Drabble
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How the Granger Won Christmas by MotherofBulls reviews
My Advent contribution for the LightofEvolution Let Your Heart Be Light fest. When it comes to love, Hermione is a Grade-A Grinch. She sets standards most men simply cannot meet and gives them no quarter when they fail her. This holiday season, Harry and Ginny feel the need to intervene by setting her up with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Count Your Blessings by CJRed reviews
Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 265 - Published: 11/26/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Interns by BoredRavenvlaw620 reviews
Draco just wanted distance from England, but now he's back and in for some surprises. When he starts a law intership at the ministry the last thing he expects is the Gryffindor Princess and her most distracting foot wear. But Hermione is full of surprises. Join Draco, Hermione, Blaise, Theo, Harry and more in this lighthearted tale of friendship, romance and redemption. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,028 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Awakenings by EmbersOfAmber reviews
He picked up one of her sleeping yukatas. His nose was assaulted by a powerful smell, sweat and the smell of a woman's arousal.'Kami, help me', he prayed as he looked at the garment, and giving in to temptation, he buried his nose in it breathing deeply. K/K, set post-Jinchuu
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,214 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Yahiko, Tokio - Complete
New Roommate by BlueRegina06 reviews
Kagami Taiga's university life changes as soon as he gets a new, unexpected roommate. - Original universe, just a few years later, yaoi, smut, angst.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,499 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
High by MotherofBulls reviews
He started out as an outlet for her. Somewhere along the way he became something more. But being the Brightest Witch of Her Age, she knows there's something lurking beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,900 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 664 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Misadventures Into Debauchery by MrsInfinity reviews
One night turns into so much more when Hermione agrees to finally let go and embrace what life throws her way. A tale of lemony goodness with just a spoonful of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 3/31/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Pansy P.
Knit and Lace by heartrush reviews
Miroku and Sango are getting married! Inuyasha has been chosen to be the best man and Kagome is the maid of honor. He can't stand her and he's pretty sure the feeling's mutual.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2017 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Trouble by loveglowsinthedark reviews
Now Draco's cock is stirring, and he can't breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry's name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency. Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble. [bottom!Draco, shameless smut]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Pansy P. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by the Dah reviews
Arranging their version of the Westerners' Christmas celebration was fun and exciting for the whole Himura family. But now that the children are asleep, Kaoru and Kenshin get inspired by the Mistletoe - and the customs that go along with it... (Written for 2016 Ruroken Secret Santa Gift Exchange.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Kenji - Complete
Matchmaker Miko by Catclass reviews
You've seen dark mikos force the stubborn lord's hand and unexpected pregnancies for our dear Shikon Miko, but I give you Matchmaker Miko. Follow along as Sesshomaru and Kagome travel across Japan in search of the new Lady of the West. And maybe fix Sesshomaru's poor attitude if Kagome has any say in it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,222 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru, Jaken, A-Un - Complete
Luckiest Fucking Size Queen Alive by loveglowsinthedark reviews
Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that's exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed. [bottom!Draco, hung!Harry, Size Kink, Humour]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
February 15th by disillusionist9 reviews
Draco works in the Magical Detachment Facility, coordinating Obliviators to take care of Muggles who denied their wizarding suitors, and Valentine's Day is always the worst...until Potter walks in. Fluff, tumblr prompt. Drarry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Muggle 'Drug Store Items' by loveglowsinthedark reviews
Malfoy's interest is caught by a certain Muggle drug store item. (Hint: Flavoured Condoms)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who's paying for this! by altie reviews
Wet. That's how Aomine felt. No, make that drenched and if Aomine wasn't so stubborn he'd admit that most of that was his own fault.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2016 - [Kagami T., Aomine D.] - Complete
The Wall by AmaliaIR reviews
Hermione and Draco's Head common room has an unexpected and uncomfortable problem. 7th year AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wither by Serena530 reviews
Kagome begins to wilt and fade as she lives life in the feudal era in a peaceful village. She's so used to the danger and adventure, living on the wild side, that she's forgotten that it isn't normal, at least for humans, and that normal is boring- confining- depressing.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Second Alliance by ImaniJoain reviews
A new threat has breached the peace left in the wake of Naraku's defeat. This time, it will be Sesshomaru who must propose an alliance to defeat an enemy he has no experience with, a death that claims humans and demons alike. Only his half-brother's strange miko truly understands the danger, and she is the key to conquering it. 2013 Dokuga and 2014 Feudal Association Award Winner.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 379,652 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
One on One by IncessantOblivion reviews
Kagami goes to Aomine's house to return his shoes and maybe continue that one on one basketball match they never really finished...but he and Aomine end up engaging in a completely different kind of one on one instead. EXPLICIT.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
Here and Now by MzElektra reviews
It's been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. A large courgette & Ed Kowalczyk make things interesting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,047 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Convince Me by Running-On-Air-jjw reviews
"Well, father, that is where you are wrong. I, apparently, did you wrong. I did, seeing as I'm gayer than the fourth of july, I'm fucking Harry Potter, and I'm planning on adopting one day." ;;; Draco lets something slip and what comes after is a bit delicious and a bit humiliating. Exactly how will his father, his mother, and one Harry Potter react? WARNING; SLASH:SMUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grindr on Me by smutterfly reviews
Aomine and Kagami meet on grindr and have a date, kind of (just in case, Grinder is like the gay tinder)
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
Unbuttoned by eidheann reviews
Harry asks for Draco's help in finding a birthday gift for Narcissa. Draco doesn't suspect ulterior motives. Until he does. / Written for Capitu's birthday 2015. As should be acknowledged, this is a fandom birthday present, and as such, is shamelessly porny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From Slytherin Prince to Goblin King by Banana Flavored Eskimo reviews
Re-post: Hermione is given free reign over a certain Slytherin and she finds that this Halloween is the perfect time to play a bit of dress up. It really wasn't her fault that he was a dead ringer for a gorgeous Goblin King... (a fun fic. absolutely OOC and a bit smutty so be warned)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Nefarious Desires by E.S.mangalover reviews
After thirty years have passed, Alucard has returned, and Seras is once again reminded of her position: a fledging. Unwilling to continue her perusal of her master's affections, Seras allows herself to succumb to her own dark urges. However, it seems her master has also been restricting himself from his own nefarious desires, all of which revolve around his little draculina.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Place Your Bottom Bet by ForTheGloryOfHumanity reviews
Kagami and Aomine end up getting into an unexpected argument, that is settled with a bet, and ends with a sore bottom.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Momoi S., Aomine D. - Complete
A Crimson Encounter by DollOfHellsing reviews
You were on a simple mission that entailed dropping off documents to the Hellsing Manor. Little did you know this outing was going to turn rather interesting when a certain vampire decides to bring your darkest desires to life. ONE-SHOT. Lemoney goodness indeed. AluxOC(you) My first Y/N story since you honestly don't see many of these anymore.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Alucard, OC - Complete
Maybe this Christmas by Loreyulia reviews
John Watson lost his father, one year ago on Christmas day. On one particular Christmas, he meets a young Genius by the name of Sherlock Holmes up in a tree, and wrestling with an errant kite. The two become acquainted, and spend the day in one another's company; only to part ways. Years go by, and John reflects upon the many different Christmas's life has to give him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Be Prepared by MizJoely reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a man on a mission - a mission to discover what Molly enjoys in a romantic partner - and John Watson is his reluctant wingman. Sherlolly and Warstan, mostly Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Their honeymoon by isabelle.holmess reviews
Sherlock gets shot by Mary and John finds out about her past, the hard way. Both detective and his blogger realize that their relationship is more than they could have ever expected. A couple of months that change everything. And if you expect smut, I won't disappoint you...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Cuckolds Himself by wendymarlowe reviews
"What are we doing here?" John finally asked, admitting defeat. "I didn't even know we had a case on." "We don't," Sherlock admitted from his perch beside him. "You needed sex, so we came to get you some." (AKA Sherlock Picks Up A Hot Date For John, Then Replicates The Evening Himself)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Fake Engagement by MrsMCrieff reviews
Following on from The Marriage Sham this story follows Sherlock and Molly thoughout Season 3. As before it will be a Sherlolly story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Marriage Sham by MrsMCrieff reviews
A slow-burn Sherlolly story set after the end of season 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,317 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cursed by Iwao reviews
When Draco Malfoy takes an unexpected day off, his Auror partner decides to personally check he is not in any kind of trouble. Because that is what partners do, right? Mature sexual content. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Art of Cooking the Muggle Way by Sophie French reviews
Cooking. The Muggle Way. Without any Magic. Definitely Draco's idea of hell. Unless, of course, it leads to much more interesting activities with one Harry Potter. But wait. Draco's into girls, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Bound by Benedict'sZombieGirl reviews
This is a naughty little one-shot inspired by the Empire magazine cover image of Khan in handcuffs. This is not family or kid friendly, so adults only, please. Oh, and with a title like Bound, please understand, this is a trigger opportunity, so proceed with caution.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - John Harrison/Khan
A Taste of Perfection by ChaoticReverie reviews
Things go from complicated to downright ridiculous as Kagome finds herself the focus of one overly curious dog lord's interest. *sequel to Good Enough to Eat*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,967 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Small Screen Valentino by DancingGrimm reviews
"Oh God," John breathed, horrified. It took a lot to horrify John H. Watson. Worried now, Sherlock got up and stepped around the table, only to be foiled when John quickly turned the laptop so he couldn't see the screen. "John, what is it? What did she do?" "She put a video online...oh God..." "What? What sort of video?" "Our video, Sherlock! One that she and I made!"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,425 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Convivial by TheHatterTheory reviews
On Halloween, Kagome decides to dress as her utter opposite. Of course, she never expected to run into him. -a series of holiday snapshots-
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 152,418 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Sherlock Shuts It All Out by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock's impossible demands for silence when he's thinking give John an idea: if John can't stop making noises, at least some earplugs can stop Sherlock from hearing them. Sherlock responds well to sensory deprivation, as it turns out - really, surprisingly well. John can't help but take it to the next level . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
He Looked So Perfect by astudyinotters reviews
Or, the five times John made Sherlock blush spectacularly while in university, and the one time Sherlock turned the tables.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mind That Moves At 100 Miles Per Hour by SaraMarie25
After a chase that culminates in Sherlock nearly being strangled to death, John finds out that the seemingly fearless man does indeed have a phobia.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Next Step by SaraMarie25
It's been a few months since their first romantic encounter and it's been a regular occurrence ever since. After waking John in the middle of his nightmare, Sherlock decides that he's ready for the last and most final level of intimacy in their relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Screwing Up by Spades reviews
When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you. John has stopped saying anything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,908 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anything For John by DinoMoMo reviews
John was trying to spice up the bedroom when a little film came out that gave him an idea. Now will Sherlock go along with it? Established relationship and rated M for sexual activity and some language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
of Trust and Necessity by RoseApprentice reviews
A story of card games and dubious claims. After five years, Loki finally escapes Thanos's pack. And immediately gets all snared up in a new one. Ingredients: Frostiron (Tony/Loki), Alpha/Omega AU, Alpha Tony, Omega Loki, pack feels, and a few cuddles.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Spitfire by By the Void reviews
Sherlock is a waiter. He's snarky and uppity. He's a spitfire, and John loves it... As much as he wants to deny it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tied by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock does some research; John encourages him to try something new [Hollowverse]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Die Axt im Haus by TheMadKatter13 reviews
A raid into a foreign village leads Jon to the plunder of a lifetime. [Sorta 'Vikings' crossover.] top!Sherlock/bottom!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Morphine, the Matchmaker by TheMadKatter13 reviews
John might be in the hospital, but if there's a gorgeous nurse sitting at his bedside when he wakes up, he's going to chat him up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Vines by pulpbomb reviews
Lestrade notices how attractive Sherlock looks while in a provocative outfit for undercover work. Sherlock notices Lestrade noticing. Sexy times ensue. (Sherstrade, Sherlock/Lestrade)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Six Steps of Courtship by emptycel reviews
Sherlock doesn't hold any love for his omega status. However, that doesn't stop him from going undercover and joining on online dating site to try and find the person responsible for a string of vicious omega homicides. It should have been easy, open and shut. He just didn't expect to meet an alpha named John Watson. And enter the six steps of courtship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,872 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Sherlock Visits a Sex Shop by wendymarlowe reviews
The danger of having a detective for a flatmate is that he's liable to notice *everything.* Which is why John is less than thrilled when Sherlock comes across him browsing a sex toy shop. As it turns out, Sherlock is indeed able to deduce quite a bit about John's sex life based on what toys he was looking at - so Sherlock buys all the important ones. Surely John will get the hint.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Sensuality (or, That Johnlock Gif Story) by Mojoflower reviews
When John signs up to partner with Sherlock Holmes in photography class, he never guesses it will end up with him balls-deep in his study partner's arse. Easy A?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Frustration by starrysummernights reviews
"Is this a regular occurrence?" Sherlock asked, his dark curls already wilting in the heady steam of the bathroom. "You forgoing my body in favour of your own little hand?" Sherlock catches John during an intimate moment in the shower and draws his own, misguided, conclusions. Co-written with Emmish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unexpected by pulpbomb
OmegaVerse: Sherlock had always presented himself as Beta. Lestrade was therefore very surprised to find an about-to-go-into-Heat Omega Sherlock show up at his crime scene. Sexy times ensue. Sherstrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,644 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Methods of Distraction by BibliophileLove08 reviews
Three months after John and Sherlock move in together, there is a break in cases and without the work to keep him busy, Sherlock begins to pay more attention to his roommate. (Please read and review! Thanks!)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,021 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lace by TheRavenLady reviews
Sherlock was meant to wear lace. John gets a taste of lace, and his pretty pet detective shows him just how lovely lingerie can be. One-shot. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Do You Know? by LaurieRoar reviews
John asks Sherlock how he knows he doesn't like sex if he's never had it. We all know where this is going. NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Is All Tied Up by wendymarlowe reviews
It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
How You Remind Me by TheRavenLady reviews
Sherlock Holmes has been a naughty boy. Running away from John for all that time... Well, he's not having it anymore. In which John shows Sherlock where he belongs, and just who he belongs to.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Company for the Devil by sucker4villains reviews
Seras x Alucard One-shot. The death of Sir Integra leaves Seras questioning her own masters sanity and feelings for her... not that he really had any to begin with... right? Rated M for a reason.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Footsies by hpgirl713 reviews
A project for the Johnlock gift exchange, written for colorcolour, whose prompt was "footsies". John's a bit depressed this Valentine's Day... it's his first in a very long time without a date. It doesn't help that his marriage has just fallen apart. Sherlock just wants to make John smile again. Ridiculous socks, sexual tension, and cuddly smut. What more could you ask for? Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
And A Baby Makes Three by lissy303 reviews
A drunken night leads to some wonderful challenges that Sherlock never expected to face. As long as Molly is by his side, he'll do just fine. Written for tumblr's Sherlolly Valentine's Day Fic-a-Thon in honor of savetheworldbutloseyou. Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Just the Two of Us, Against the World by Monchingbamboo reviews
Fix-it fic for His Last Vow. How my inner Johnlock fangirl wanted things to end. John decides he simply cannot forgive Mary and decides on divorce instead. At the same time, an eavesdropped conversation on the Holmes brothers reveals some surprising information to John about his best friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Sunny Day by EnbyPanther reviews
When Seras and Pip walk home from the convenience store. Pip is his usual amorous self, but Alucard sees. Seras has gotten herself into a lot of trouble with her master. A/S Translation: Just a Bunch of sexy smut ;]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alucard, Pip, Seras - Complete
Sherlock Eats by wendymarlowe reviews
John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Look Before You Leap (in the Shower) by sherlockllives reviews
"Oh Christ!" Sherlock moaned loudly, his baritone bouncing off the bathroom tiles... Sherlock should really pay more attention to his surroundings...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock, Overwhelmed by wendymarlowe reviews
BAMF!John gets a chance to show off a bit during a case. Sherlock realized he likes being manhandled just a bit more than he ought to for someone who insists he has no interest in his flatmate. It turns out John specializes in deducing attraction, though, and Sherlock can't keep it a secret forever . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
In Session by TalksToSelf reviews
After Sherlock's return, his friendship with John is damaged and it's beginning to have an impact on their work - as a last resort they're sent to Scotland Yard's working relationship therapist, but is it too late to salvage their friendship?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,578 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock, Broken by wendymarlowe reviews
John recognizes the signs - Sherlock goes from flirting to panic attack. Once John gets them home, Sherlock apologizes for how his past experience with rape has left him unable to provide the kind of relationship John obviously wants. Lots of delicious tension and angst lead John to propose an experiment: Sherlock can tie him up and explore his body any way he wants.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
And Sherlock Makes Three by wendymarlowe reviews
When John finds out Greg has sworn off women following his divorce, he issues Greg Lestrade a drunken invitation to come over and fool around. Sherlock tries to deduce the identity of John's "date." He's wrong. And when he's invited to stick around, he's also intrigued by the possibilities . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Ego Versus Eros by Lunavere reviews
John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Heart Pressed Into Flesh by Grac3 reviews
When John is summoned to a burlesque club by Sherlock, he thinks it must be for a case. But, when he gets there, he founds out that his flatmate has been keeping a secret from him. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Microscope Envy by Laurelin the Pale reviews
Molly allows herself to daydream while watching Sherlock's fingers caress the dials of his microscope. What happens when he catches her staring? Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,358 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Flamboyant, Affectionate, Absurd by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Sherlock and Greg go to a pub, hoping to catch an arsonist. They end up getting absolutely plastered instead. Really weird sex ensues. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A not quite asexual Sherlock by MrsThreepwood reviews
When John is angry at Sherlock and slaps him, the duo discovers there is indeed a way to turn Sherlock on. PWP / shameless smut
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock, Locked by wendymarlowe reviews
John finds a key. Sherlock is very, very eager to get it back. (Sherlock/John, kink, first time.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
What Will You Do to Me, John? by Maris Ferasi reviews
JOHNLOCK, EXPLICIT. rated MA for a reason! smut ensues after Sherlock returns from his 3 year absence. much to John's surprise and glee, Sherlock found his sexuality while he was gone, and wants the good doctor to punish him. they save a girl from Mycroft along the way, and she helps them around the flat and thru their relationship. tragedy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Blue Moments by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Sherlock loves to call Greg by the wrong name. They both know he does it to goad the older man into a wonderfully rough shag. He does it during cases. He does it at Baskerville. And he has the nerve to do it again after coming back from the dead. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
First Time, Or Second, Or Third by KatySummers reviews
John and Sherlock's first anniversary doesn't go exactly as planned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All The Difference by johnsarmylady reviews
It started as a cure for a tension headache, a means to help Sherlock concentrate on the case in hand, but something more was waiting to be unleashed. Rated M - Friends to lovers one-shot, dedicated to MapleleafCameo - thanks for the title honey :)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tequila and Friends by MrsNoggin reviews
Dr John H. Watson is drunk. But then, it's his birthday, so no one's going to pull him up on it. Least of all Sherlock... Johnlock fluffy smutty one-shot. Rated M for a reason, a very good one!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Breathe You In by ScarlettWatson reviews
A Sentinel AU, as well as Omegaverse. John is openly an Omega and secretly a Guide. He meets Sherlock Holmes, indifferent Alpha and remarkable Sentinel. They get a flatshare. More stuff happens after that. This story involves bonding and has explicit sexual content, but there is no dub con and no mpreg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,066 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H. - Complete
Three-Quarters Curiosity by Tallulah99 reviews
Curiosity has always been the driving force in the life of Sherlock Holmes. Tonight it drives him to embark on a potential experiment that means working with volatile elements and potentially explosive results...and Molly Hooper. Written for the '50 Reasons to Have (Sherlolly) Sex' meme on tumblr. Sherlolly. Rated M for a reason. Incredible cover art byFlavialikestodraw.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Experiment That Changed Everything by wendymarlowe reviews
John walks in after work to find Sherlock in a rather compromising position. And Sherlock needs his help - for an "experiment." Right. Luckily, John swears he's not gay . . . (M for content and language.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Bathroom Accessories by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chat Noir by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
"His choice in shape shift was certainly not a random one and if he was correct, which he usually was, then... 'I'll stay.' Bingo! His feline features hid his smug grin quite nicely." Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Slight Bad Language, Slight Violence! XD I hope you all like it and if u can please review! ENJOY! X3
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., Loki] - Complete
Sgain Dubh by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sherlock comes home to find John stood in their sitting room, wearing a kilt. For some reason, that is inexplicably arousing. Kiltlock PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ullswater by SherlockedWhovian9 reviews
John is fed up with Sherlock's whingeing about the broken air conditioning and proposes a trip to the Lake District. An unfortunate discovery there leads to revelations that blow the lid off of John's suppressed emotions. Sexy times ensue. (Previously published to AO3.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Harry W. - Complete
Healing Touch by Petra Todd reviews
With her body sore from work and a lonely Christmas ahead of her, Molly pours her frustrations into a letter to Sherlock that she never intends to send. Imagine her surprise when he turns up on her doorstep, offering her everything she wants and more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
I'd Arrest You if I Had Handcuffs by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
A series of vignettes involving Lestrade, Sherlock, and a certain pair of handcuffs. Eventual arrest fetish smut and numerous kinks we don't need to discuss in polite company. Pre-cannon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,386 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dirty Picture by LadyDenver reviews
Smutty Johnlock one shot. John is away and Sherlock decides to get naughty over picture message.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Stick to the Script by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inconvenient Timing by TheMadKatter13 reviews
When John's heat failed to appear three times in a row after he was shot, he figured it was just another broken piece off the broken toy soldier. So he was rather surprised to feel it start out of the blue...and not at all pleased with it starting while he was on the tube. CU: TBB alpha!Sherlock/omega!John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Moment's Surrender by burninganchors reviews
Sherlock tours worldwide with the English National Ballet. John dances the Lindy Hop competitively all across the globe. That they would meet, then, by the slimmest of chances in one lonely city, is pure coincidence. The whole 'dancing together' bit is a little more planned. Dancer!AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,535 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Binding Marriage by Petra Todd reviews
The notoriously strange Lord Sherlock Holmes has a creative approach to dealing with his desire for his new bride Molly. Period/Arranged marriage AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Violin by The Devil's Feet reviews
Sherlock is in one of his moods again, and John doesn't want to deal with it. A first time fic in which a long walk, a cuddle by the fire, and some middle of the night activities take place. Basically a PwP that has feels. Rated M for the second chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bruises On Your Knees by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Lestrade notices how John Watson lets Sherlock order him around. He notices, and thinks it's a crime that John's natural talents as a submissive are going to waste. He sets about correcting the situation in the natural way. Football, drinking, and loads of kinky gay sex. Explicit. Johnstrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2013 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Things Not to Say at a Crime Scene by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock blurts out a bit of private information regarding his relationship with John in front of half of NSY. A Bit Not Good. Humour and Johnlock - lots of Johnlock. Oh and fluffy bits. For Old Ping Hai - cause she is awesome:) Rated M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lovely Weakness by MsOutAndAbout reviews
Sherlock is coming apart at the seams, and it's all John's fault. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Just You and Me (and Him Too) by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
"John didn't seem to catch on to the fact that Sherlock enjoyed being yelled at. He just thought Sherlock was an inconsiderate sod that had no concept of why somebody would be angry about a farm of exotic fungi growing in the bathroom sink. Sherlock never bothered to correct that assumption, because it served his purposes." Johnlockstrade smut. Read the warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
In vino veritas by Schwestertier reviews
In vino veritas - in wine [there is the] truth. It begins as a plain, normal day: Sherlock burning the kitchen table, John bringing home the food, but it ends ... completly different than both of them would have thought. Pure PWP with minimal character development.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Benedict's Secret by KillerSockz reviews
RPF (sortof). Benedict Cumberbatch is addicted to Johnlock in a very bad way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dark Room by Yesilian reviews
John's flat mate may insist that John only saw, but didn't observe. But he was wrong. John may have been inebriated, but he wasn't stupid. He had followed a black wall to a black room. The sounds emerging were distinct. He was in a gay club. You hear about those things. What John couldn't explain, though, was why he entered the dark room. Or: John and Sherlock in a dark room
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Hair by Evenlodes Friend reviews
They had been lovers for nearly two months, and the hair moratorium was still in place. To John's complete frustration. Another part of the 'geography of a Shared Life' project. Established Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Glory by Sprout2012 reviews
Hmm well it's just some naughtiness. Harry isn't one for dealing with glory - but this type of glory, he could get used to. Rated M. No plot really, just naughty things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Traditions Started with Red Pants by Lunavere reviews
John and his rugby mates have a particularly interesting tradition: each year, someone is gifted a pair of red, y-front pants for Christmas. That following New Year's Eve, that person has to perform a strip tease for the rugby team. After years of being in the army, John all but forgets about the tradition. That is until he receives a present in the mail.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Problematic by MrsNoggin reviews
'Sherlock Holmes is fine with problems. More than fine. Problems are his job. More than his job. Problems are his life.' - Sherlock really wants to ask John something. Only, he's not sure what... Written for Good Old James, who requests the most brilliant, if slightly odd, things! RATED M for Johnlock slash and sweariness. Consider yourself warned!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Desires of the Blood by jbluphin reviews
John and Sherlock have something in common of which they are both unaware. They've both been holding back from starting a relationship with the other because of the one aspect of their lives they are *sure* they cannot share. Serial Killer AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Distraction by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock needs a distraction. It's a good thing John is there to provide one. A fluffy bit of smut for mattsloved1. Rated M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Sherlock by DemonBurrito
Johnlock! After John and Sherlock hook up unexpectedly, what happens? One of my ideas of the aftermath. Rated M, just in case, not exactly smut
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Meant To Be by possessmemore reviews
How is John supposed to know what is happening with him, in a world where Alphas and Omegas are almost non-existent?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Glass by wanderingtardisonbakerstreet reviews
Sherlock gently nudged at John's face, their noses bumping together, and the doctor realized that he was the only one privileged enough to look into those opaline eyes and see all that trust and emotion shining back. This was Sherlock Holmes allowing someone to see him. Johnlock. Virgin!Sherlock. Oneshot. Rated M for smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Island That Cleanses by DamageCtrl reviews
ZKWeek13 - AU Modern: After being dumped on her birthday, Katara tags along on her brother's job to Ember Island. Things start off badly when Sokka's boss, the abdicated Fire Lord Iroh's over-worked nephew thinks he isn't good enough for the job, causing Katara to defend Sokka, leading into an argument in the middle of their very first meeting on that special, little island.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,242 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Will I Be Missed? by Valaid reviews
Rated M for language. Kagami is in an accident and Aomine is confronted with feelings. Sorry for sucky summary.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
Flaunting It by DancingGrimm reviews
Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Of Scales & Flesh by PinkGloom reviews
AU Smauglock Based on Beauty & the Beast. The villagers decide to attack the "dragon" and John is wounded in the process. He wakes up in an enchanted castle; having been taken prisoner of the creature. Slowly, an awkward friendship blossoms between the two...will it ever be more? Rated for smut, violence and occasional language
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,913 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blue and Red by suikaneko reviews
Kagami gets pulled over for speeding. "What do I have to do to not get a ticket?" "I can't just let you off...but, I would be willing to cut you a deal" /aokaga
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Fever When You Kiss Me by Petra Todd reviews
Molly Hooper's fellow Betas at St. Barts wonder how she can deal with Sherlock's notorious bad Alpha behavior, but she enjoys assisting the detective. The only problem with the situation is that Molly is in unrequited love with him...and she isn't really a Beta. Alpha/Beta/Omega
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Nice Place to Visit by kedgeree reviews
What happens when the world's only consulting detective, an army doctor, a detective inspector, and the British government find themselves sharing a holiday villa. Love. Sex. Music. Wine. Pyjamas. French. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,215 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Don't Forget the Cream Filling! by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Sherlock likes it when John acts like a soldier. He likes it even more when John brings the gun to bed with them. Explicit. Written for kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Almost Like a Virgin by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Sherlock is a man with very particular sexual habits, and John quickly finds the futility in really questioning them. Lots of drunk sex, some sober sex, and a glorious helping of angst. Sequel to, "A Study in Shagging."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Elevation by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. No sane relationship ever starts with over a decade of animosity followed by random snatches of snarky conversations in a lift, but then again, Harry and Malfoy were never sane people to begin with. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amplified by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Harry's new upstairs neighbour is such a noisy wanker...literally. And somehow, Harry can't help but join in. One-shot. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hey, Potter by SunseticMonster reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Study in Shagging by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
EnCounters 1: Counterintuitive by MizJoely reviews
Sherlolly post-Reichenbach. Molly's hiding a not-so-dead detective in her flat and he's driving her mad...in more ways than one. What happens when Sherlock finally puts two and two together concerning Molly Hooper's feelings for him?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Roses Are Red, but So Are John's Pants by KatyLamphere reviews
In which Sherlock stumbles serendipitously and stereotypically upon John's selection of rudely coloured underthings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sundress by zentaylor reviews
London is hot. Sherlock surprises John with some sensible attire and sugary fun ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For the Love of God by Dandelionwine29 reviews
After a difficult case, Sherlock is asleep and John must entertain himself. Until Sherlock decides to help.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Accidental Allegiance by made.of.bees reviews
Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's An Order by Cor Scorpii reviews
It was amazing that such a simple combination of words, not even directed at Sherlock himself, could have such an overwhelming affect. Dom/Sub fic with masochism; don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let Sleeping Detectives Lie by The Devil's Feet reviews
John comes home tired after a disappointing day to find Sherlock waiting. After a few kisses and touches, they fall asleep without shagging,for one of the first times in their entire history together! Which might be why John wakes up randy at 4 in the morning to find Sherlock, still sleeping, and in a similar state. But should he wake the detective up to fix their situation? PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take It Off by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,463 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hidden Desires by Kairrie reviews
Alucard decides to surprise Seras during a nightly walk. He had good intentions, but when he finds out about her love for pain, will he stick with his original goal, or go with the flow? Aleras-AlucardXSeras- LEMON/Oneshot(later chapters)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
P&T Muggle Adventures by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweeter Than Morphine by Alyroset reviews
My personal fix, my fatal intoxication, my ideal, perfect, everlasting dose of the strongest drug in existence. All wrapped up into a certain someone I just couldn't get enough of. After escaping a boring night of pointless intoxication with his brother, Kaoru finds solace in his favorite narcotic, Kyouya. Lemon, yaoi, course language/innuendo.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
A bond of every sense by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
Omegaverse- John is an Alpha, Sherlock is unpresented... well until their wedding day- when he goes into heat. OmegaSherlock, AlphaJohn very very minor hint of Mpreg. Lots of Fluff but rated for obvious reasons
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
However Improbable by Glass Umbrella reviews
Our story begins when Sherlock and John have a bit of a row over some handcuffs that ends in John, well, taking Sherlock's virginity. Contains vivid male nudity, unbridled sexual fantasy, and bickering during sex. You're welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Feet by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After Sherlock nearly drowns on a case and ends up with hypothermia, he and John are forced to contemplate what they really mean to each other.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Elevator Game by conchepcion reviews
Molly isn't fond of lifts. Sherlock tries to fix that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Working Late by ScarlettWatson reviews
Sherlock pays a visit to Lestrade in his office after hours. Smutty little PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Damsel on Display by Sunset Miko reviews
Sequel to 'Good Curtains Make Good Neighbors'. Sesshoumaru informs Kagome about an issue with her boyfriend, in hopes that she will turn his way. Written for the Damsel in Distress Challenge.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Grease Monkey by Byaghro reviews
Harry decides to take a break & try his hand at being a mechanic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Curious Case of Kagome's Scent by Sunset Miko reviews
Sesshoumaru is confused by Kagome's ever shifting scent and sets out to discover how and why she changes it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face by RemyDico5 reviews
You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Go Down On This Ship by CheerieMahjong reviews
Sherlock and John are sent to go under cover on a gay cruise line to solve and bust a drug trading ring, prepare for awkward, hilarious and embarrassing moments. Sherlock/John or John/Sherlock, Slash, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,866 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good Curtains Make Good Neighbors by Sunset Miko reviews
Sesshoumaru has a little obsession, but it isn't as secret as he thinks it is. Entirely smut w/ whisps of plot. Beware the ending. No throwing eggs at the authoress! This fic now has a sequel, titled 'Damsel on Display'
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
After He Left The Room by anycsifan reviews
What did Kyouya do after he left Tamaki and Haruhi to chat? He went to see if a certain red-head would keep him company. They talk and confess and kill time in the best way possible. KyouyaxKaoru. BL, Yaoi. Don't like don't read. Do like plz read and review
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Kaoru H., Kyōya O.] - Complete
Peach by DancingGrimm reviews
There were three perfectly good reasons why John H. Watson rarely drank enough alcohol to actually become drunk. Unfortunately, this evening, he had managed to forget all of them. Sherlock isn't wearing nearly enough clothes for this to end tidily.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
lick the sweat off your intellect by myswordfishmind reviews
If John has to look at Sherlock strut around the flat in just a towel one more time, he's going to snap.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Red Dress by UndergroundValentine reviews
It's Thor's wedding, and the only person Loki seems to be able to think about is Darcy. Especially once he sees her in that devilishly beautiful red dress...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
Enlightening by theyleaveanote reviews
Irene Adler has come back. John acts like he's fine with Sherlock going to see her, but he finds himself wary, nervous, maybe...jealous? John can't shake the idea that something is going on between the two of them, which shouldn't upset him, really, because he and Sherlock are just friends. Right. And he's...completely fine with that. Yes. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love You Betta by Cecilia Strife reviews
Doctor Watson hears that ridiculous song on the radio and can't get it out of his head. Johnlock! Contains strong language and suggestive theme. M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Puppet Master II by LadiElayne reviews
Sherlock and Lestrade continue to explore the reasons behind Sherlocks latest interests... once again this story is heavy on the adult themes and rather explicit. Not intended for Minors! at all... ever!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Honeymooning With The Consulting Detective by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Basically plotless smut. The Holmes-Watson newlyweds are on their honeymoon. John wants to go sight-seeing. Sherlock would much rather do something that doesn't involve clothes or leaving their hotel room.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pornographic Puppet Master by LadiElayne reviews
Lestrade has an obsession with a certain long beautiful coat wrapped around a tall lithe frame. so much so that his work is beginning to suffer. Then everything changes with one very unexpected phone call. Explicit language and adult themes, not intended for those under 18 please.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
Breaking Point by theyleaveanote reviews
Three months after Sherlock returns home after Reichenbach, he and John are on a case involving a suicide victim. Sherlock's nonchalance towards the widow provokes John into finally expressing how he felt being left behind for those three years. Rated M for the naughty happenings that ensue. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Voice Like Velvet by theyleaveanote reviews
Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deal by Quinn Anderson reviews
Sherlock makes a deal with Lestrade that leads to some very sexy consequences all over Lestrade's desk and some voyeur fun for our dear Molly Hooper. I know it's blasphemy to deviate from Johnlock, but please give this a try! There's smut in it for youuuuu. Written with and requested by my lovely co-author LadyElayne.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Penny Drops by Voltorph reviews
John just wants to be paid more attention.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Some Like It Big by Pecandy reviews
John has a bit of a size fetish, but he isn't quite comfortable bringing that up to Sherlock just yet. But Sherlock really doesn't need to be told. more filthy pwp smut wheee
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Call the Doctor by Pecandy reviews
Sherlock paced the floor of his living room frantically, biting at his fingers and muttering to himself. He had a problem and, for once, he wasn't sure how to solve it. shameless pwp kink smut yay
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Assume Position, Soldier by walkamongstthestars reviews
Basically John is a tease until he isn't. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Bet by BregoMellonNin reviews
Harry cannot seem to find the right girl, so Hermione takes the matter into her own hands. After further unsuccessful dating, Hermione gets suspicious and she extends a bet. Maybe what Harry needs isn't a girl at all and she intends to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Important to Me by questionsleftunanswered reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship faces their families.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Holiday by Lana Indigo reviews
Kagome decides to spend Christmas alone in a cabin in the mountains. She wasn't counting on it already being occupied. Written for ED's Secret Santa. Rated M for language
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
3,554 miles by PaperPrince reviews
AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,650 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horrid Red Socks by PyroLyfe13 reviews
Harry accidentally ruins Draco's favorite jumper when he washes it with his favorite red socks. The savior of the wizarding world has to find a way to make it up to his lover. Draco/Harry slash. Rimming, spanking, oral, anal. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Keeping Limber by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Longing to Belong by couchbarnacle reviews
Sometimes finding your place in the world is a longer and rougher journey than you could ever imagine. Thankfully, you find the people to help you through it along the way. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,831 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Those Seven Confusing Weeks by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Much For This Battle by Anonymous Plume reviews
Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Animal Behavior by Kayka reviews
Sesshoumaru is amused by their predicament. Kagome really doesn't want to talk about it. SessKag near-crack. Rated for subject matter, oddness, and a potty mouth. Now, a deliciously awkward two-shot! COMPLETE-As in it's done, and there will be no more.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Cherries and Neurons by punifa reviews
PWP; Lestrade attempts to tear Sherlock's attention away from his book with a little competition.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Grandkids on Demand by kashiangel07 reviews
Tired of dealing with stubborn sons and daughters who don't want to find that special someone in life? Are you a parent who's sick of waiting for the pitter patter of little feet? Well Grandkids on Demand is the place to go. -Pure Crack Fic!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,450 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Inherent Fallacy of a Slippery Slope by Keelywolfe reviews
It was the ice that was to blame for it all, John knew that for certain. Just took a small patch of it, one, to change the tone of John's life. SLASH. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Needs by Lover's Reason reviews
Gillian needs something. Cal helps out.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Too Fast For Love by Sanity's-overrated reviews
5-1 Five times Sherlock and Lestrade had sex somewhere other than a bed and the one time they did it in a bed *for BBC Sherlock Kink Meme*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Acceptance by AvengerStrife reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back only to watch Sakura fall head over heals for him once again. Naruto then finds what he's been searching for in the arms of Hinata. Oneshot. NaruHina. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Mean to Me by Lastew reviews
When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Kaoruhana reviews
Kaoru came home to celebrate Christmas only to receive some devastating news. However, when a nice redhead offers her a helping hand she might just see her life looking up after all.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Spelled Out In Lights by wellgoshsh reviews
Sherlock Holmes is not a man who is easily surprised. He has spent his formative teenage years and the entirety of his adult life solving puzzles and finding connections. And yet...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How and why to get inside Kaoru's pants by Midnight Custard reviews
Kyouya is going crazy. He desperately needs to bed the younger Hitachiin, and soon. So, he makes a list and a battle plan. Kyouya/Kaoru in the second part
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dangerous When Wet by Deklava reviews
An injured Lestrade is enjoying a nice hot soak. Sherlock makes it even hotter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Alone On Christmas by LooneyLockhart reviews
TWOSHOT. Neville Longbottom has been in love with Luna Lovegood since his time at Hogwarts. Three years later, will he finally get the courage to tell her his feelings, and maybe even more? rated M for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Diagnosis, or, To Know Another by emma de los nardos reviews
Diagnosis: to know thoroughly, to discern - to deduce? "You have searched me and you know me," Sherlock whispered to John. Rated M for dirty language, religious sacrilege, and carnal knowledge, M/M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor Give Me the News by wellgoshsh reviews
And the worst part, the absolutely irrevocably undeniably worst part, its working. Sequel to A Medical Concern.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Amazing What Whiskey Can Do by Mrs.VanchaMarch reviews
A little bit of alcohol now and then can help get a person unwind. Especially if that unwinding involves erattic sex with a detective inspector *oneshot, pre-John, pre-Mystrade. Contains mild language and great sex*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Quite a Workout by anime-patriot reviews
Inuyasha has been Kagome's workout partner/trainer for nearly a year and has yet to make a move and the tension between them is unbearable. Should he make a move or just keep his feelings to himself and help her with her doggy-style...er...downward dog?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Medical Concern by wellgoshsh reviews
Sherlock wants to have his prostate checked... and well John is a doctor after all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obeying Ones Alpha by ChaoticReverie reviews
The pack hierarchy is challenged, and it is left to the alpha to deal with a certain unruly pack mate.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
I'm Still In Love With Judas Baby by xnnyfanx reviews
Hinata is with Naruto but she still thinks about Gaara. Written to a Lady Gaga song Judas. One-shot, im bad at summaries but read it, you'll love it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Heart Within The Blue Moon by inufairiegirl reviews
When Sesshomaru's almost killed and Kagome steps in to save him what will be the payment? Will he thank her or try to rid himself of the scars in the only way possible? Will Inu realise how much she means to him before he loses her forever? Sess/Kag BACK!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,288 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Storm by jaggedjacket reviews
A sand storm hits Suna as Tenten arives at the Kazekage's tower...just in time for them to be all alone. GaaraXTenten. Me no own. Please R&R! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Gaara, Tenten - Complete
Books by Miss Sunday Of The 7th Key reviews
In which Lee and Gaara learn to never judge a book by it's cover. Leegaa, AU, high school fic. Kinda a fluff, with major amounts of humor- borderline crack, actually. Popular!Lee and Geek!Gaara, with a surprise twist...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Souhou Misetsu by Arc-an Angel reviews
Modern wonders and magical spells, lend a helping hand in this twisted look into Kagome's sex crazed mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Love Game by Micuko reviews
Yaoi, the detailed kind. Aka smut. Yes, it's Gaara and Lee having some... hmm, fun. -"Lee gulped, watching as the flawless body of the Suna leader was revealed inch by inch. And he could not help but whimper in want." PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Ménage à Trois by your-icequeen reviews
Sherlock has a request for his birthday involving John AND Lestrade. Written with IShouldBeOverThis and crossposted in multiples places. S/J/L smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger by Midnight Custard reviews
Kaoru is all alone a dark Saturday night. Dressed in his sweatpants and with Beethoven booming in his headset, he goes to the cellar to do some laundry. Will he get out alive? YAOI, BDSM
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Turn by CassandraChristine reviews
For Ta-chan! Warnings inside. Been a long time since I posted anything. I hope it's good. NejiGaa. BxB, so stay away homophobes. Neji punishing Gaara for being a bad boy ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
The Best Intentions by Lost Legendaerie reviews
If the road to hell is paved with good ones, I wonder where the ones paved with the best intentions lead... Death? Destruction? Deep conversations with the Kazekage? Naah, surely not. - GaaSaku oneshot lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Side Effects by divakat reviews
Cal has a backache and switches Vicodin for Viagra. Hilarity ensues. Very naughty hilarity. *M for a good reason as always*
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Batteries not Included by tinlizzie82 reviews
Cal catches Gillian *indulging* herself. Hotness ensues. Just a short and otherwise unredeemed PWP.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
I Want To Touch You by divakat reviews
When Cal decides to do some self-improvement, Gillian does some soul searching and takes matters into her own hands. **Very M** Really.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
Trash Talk by Aurora Antheia Raine reviews
Sesshoumaru catches Kagome trash talking his sexual prowess and decides to teach her a lesson she'll never forget. SessKag Smut. Lemony Content. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Caught Me by divakat reviews
Gillian accidently overhears Cal having a little solo session and it brings up surprising feelings. One shot smuttiness.
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
Gaara's Miracle by HinawithLove reviews
When she fled Naruto's engagement party, Hinata had no idea of what would be set in motion. Now her life would never be the same. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 282 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
He Must Be Breeding by ChaoticReverie reviews
Sesshomaru requires the perfect female to bear his heir, and Kagome… well, she doesn't know how she gets herself into these messes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,200 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 418 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Instrumental by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Living in different worlds, two people are brought together by music...and a car accident. Rated M for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Date Clause by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Katara are forced to go on a date together. Epic confessions, drunkenness, sneaking around, and attempted dirty talk ensue. Who knew defying Uncle Iroh and his stupid matchmaker friend could be so much fun?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Assumptions by Sad eyed Lady of The Low Life reviews
John comes across a surprising revelation in relation to all the assumptions about himself and Sherlock. No longer One-shot or one sided! 7th and final Chapter up! Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Smile by NineHundredThirteen reviews
At this, Naruto gave a smile. A smile that Gaara couldn't quite describe, but he has seen this kind of smile before- only that it was never directed at him. "Easy," Naruto said smoothly,"I wanted to get to know you." AU, Naruto/Gaara -Yaoi Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wolf Moon by a.mild.groove reviews
Every Waterbender in the world feels the pull of the Wolf Moon; the power of their bending multiplies tenfold and the strength of their lust is unmatched. Can she seclude herself in time? Katara/Zuko. Will eventually be Rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Kagomes' Calendar Boys by pclark reviews
For Raven2010. At risk of losing her Foundation, Kagome needs a brilliant idea for getting donations. Her grandmother comes up with an idea of a steamy photo shoot that involves our favorite Inuyasha men.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
What About The Feathers? by AristaHolmes reviews
COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,726 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Puppy for Christmas by Ice-Kitsune-317 reviews
Kagome had never gotten along well with Sango and Miroku's friend Inuyasha. So what was she supposed to do when she gets snowbound in a cabin alone with him for a week?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Dear Kazekage by Maerchen Freunde reviews
Gaara and Hinata become pen-pals. Will their correspondence lead to deeper things? Or are these two shy people only able to express themselves on paper? Gaara/Hina, Shika/Temari, Naru/Saku, and others. Rating for language and adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,809 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Good Enough to Eat by ChaoticReverie reviews
The Western daiyoukai discovers that Kagome comes in a variety of appealing scents.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
It's Not About Pasta by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
White Liar by Creature of Shadow reviews
She looked at him, he smiled at her. A time not long ago, Kagome had thought they would be together forever. Married, mated and truly happy. Now, however, she wasn't so sure she wanted that anymore. At least not with Inuyasha.NOT A SONG FIC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Matchmaker by TeresaCaitlin reviews
Sango is tired of InuYasha and Kagome's constant bickering and refusal to acknowledge their feelings, so she takes matters into her own hands with the help of a special white powder. Lemon warning.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
9 Months by DeletedAccountNotChangingMind reviews
Kagome is given the wierdest offer by top business man Inuyasha Takahashi. With a few simple words he changes her whole life: "Will you bare my child?"
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Sweet Betrayal by Kanna37 reviews
Kagome's been getting the feeling lately that the group has been hiding things from her - if only she'd known how right she was. When the betrayal is finally out in the open, someone that's been waiting in the wings is able to step into the spotlight.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,085 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want by LightWoman reviews
Gillian gets a message that Cal needs her in his office... a little crackfic smut to ease the pain of Mondays...
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Signals by StarkBlack reviews
Neji is asked to help the Kazekage with a hangover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Verbal Confessions by EmbraceDiversity reviews
When Sakura is unable to lead the mission in Suna to establish a working medical program between the two villages, Hinata volunteers to go in her place. Her interactions with the Kazekage lead to irreversible changes for the both of them. GaaHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,407 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Heatstroke by Kitkat973 reviews
Given a choice between Gaara assuming he was having a heat stroke and Gaara realizing the truth behind why Lee was reacting the way he was, he’d choose the heat stroke option any day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Dirty Dog by Lady Kagewaki reviews
ONE SHOTSesshomaru observes Kagome's SIT command and kidnaps her to learn more about her strange power.They both get more than they bargained for. Humorous story with adult themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Cup of Hawt Chocolate by JayTang reviews
Alone on Christmas Eve, the Sixth Hokage is depressed at how his life has turned out. A certain Hyuga decides to help cheer him up. Actually has a good plot, at least to me. Fourth chapter possible if i get enough reviews. 18 only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love's Promise by envious-ema reviews
*REPOST* Just a story about Harry and Draco and how they fall in love! warnings: this is Slash boy/boy, HP/DM, EWE, OC's, romance, fluff, WAFF, Flangst, rated M for language and boys smexin! ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,850 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/31/2009 - [Gaara, Neji H.] - Complete
The Last Inu by WC43 reviews
It turns out that there is more to being an Inu than meets the eye. Sesshoumaru is struggling with a curse, and Kagome wanders right into it. SessKag fluff, almost completely PWP. Lemon? Yes, indeed.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pose by ChaoticReverie reviews
Sesshomaru gets more than he bargained for when he opts to watching Kagome do her exercises. Who knew the little miko was so flexible…? oneshot *previously titled Pilates*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 219 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Little Black Dress by Youngauthor27 reviews
Draco finally decides on what to give Harry for their anniversary. *This is a Oneshot sequel to 'A Simple Black Corset'. Warnings for Alcohol Use/Coarse Language/Slash/Graphic Sexual Content H/D /and Cross-dressing. AU: NOT Cannon Compliant*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Simple, Black Corset by Youngauthor27 reviews
Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a what in heat? by Sporky92 reviews
Seras unknowingly goes into heat and suddenly eveyone in Hellsing manor is atracted to her, including Sir Integra! Alucard is away on a mission, but will return soon. Can Seras figure out what's going on before he does and is affected too? AxS
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Work For It by Iuvenalis reviews
Part IV of Christmas Traditions, Kenshin wonders whether Kaoru knows how to accept his attentions with good grace...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Delirium by lossehelin reviews
Our rurouni seems to be a little frustrated. XD One shot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/26/2008 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 353 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Role Reversal by SORRY.NO.LONGER.USED reviews
Gaara’s a top porn star who always tops, but his sponsors have demanded he be made an Uke, just once. Enter Rock Lee, the well known Uke who’s been asked to Seme for Gaara. Neither are particularly happy with the arrangement. But can they work out a way t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Drunken Bites by GreenSkittlesForGaara reviews
NejiGaa. Mild NaruSasu. Based off a picture by Shukaku-chan on DeviantArt. Neji had a bad day and decides to go out and drink with his friends. Gaara joins them and Neji seems to take a liking to him. When he's dragged home, chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Join Us by Balverine reviews
Neji and Gaara get caugt doing something they weren't supposed to be doing in a place they weren't supposed to be doing it in... uh-oh here comes Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Spring Fever by Lazuline reviews
Usually stoic Shino gets a flare of courage and asks Hinata, his crush, to go on a weekend camping trip with him. When they find themselves growing closer, they stumble upon a strange flower that spellbinds them with the passion of spring fever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Temporal Twilight by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
InuPapa rocks my world! And after so many requests, I simply couldn’t NOT write a story for him and Kagome once I discovered that a listing had been dedicated to him on FFN.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,106 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Inutaisho, Kagome H.
MY BIRTHDAY by Draguna Doragon reviews
this is a oneshot smuttastic birthday present to myself and Gaara. R RATED, CORE SMUT, READ AT OWN RISK! . enjoy! not me in story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Benefits by Ceylonna reviews
Kaoru considers a ‘friends with benefits’ relationship. Kenshin has something else in mind.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,268 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Says You by killertrees reviews
A Zutara sillyfic. Answer to a challenge. Each part of the story is inspired by a random quote, each part leading closer and closer to Zuko getting laid. Teehee.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
AU--(Completed!)Kagome is THE one to go to for advice on love, except that she has virtually no love life of her own--until a drunken blind date lands her married to a sexy doctor named Inuyasha and in a mess of trouble
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,339 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Metamorphosis by InoFan reviews
ShinoHina. Shino tries to take care of a wounded Hinata, and is surprised at her boldness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
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Over a Barrel (Ooh, sounds fun!) reviews
John is determined to find out just who Sherlock is seeing and he will try anything in order to figure it out! Sherloki! MANSECKS AHEAD!
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Sherlock H., Loki]
In WAY over your head reviews
Loki is bored in Asgard so he decides to play with a certain pseudo-celebrity consulting detective. Sherloki! Hopefully hot mansecks to come. Really the world needs moar of these crazies!
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Sherlock H., Loki] - Complete
Never Totally Sure reviews
Stella is the Chief Historian at SHIELD and she get's a little more than she bargained for when she interviews Loki on the Hellicarrier. madness and gratuitous sex ensues! OC/Loki crazy-pants sex. RATED M FOR A REASON! DO NOT SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,754 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
You Can't Just Wing It! reviews
Kiya and Gaara are back and this time what sort of shenanigans can they get into? Sequel to "Suna Has a Library?" so read that first! Again Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,817 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Lust at First Sight reviews
Hinata goes to a bar to drink herself into a coma because Naruto is engaged to Sakura. instead she gets super sexy, bad ass Gaara. AU, SUPER lemon! VERY graphic! not sure about continuation, complete for now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Suna has a Library? reviews
First Fan-fic. Be nice! Kiya just broke up with her cheating boyfriend, what happens when she is sent to Suna to fix the abandoned library? Rated M for a reason! Lots of swearing and lemons in later chapters! Over 18 please! **UNDER REVISION** as of 12/7/15
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - [Gaara, OC] Naruto U., Kankuro - Complete