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Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,677 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Head Versus Heart by Femina Serpens reviews
What will poor Draco Malfoy do returning to Hogwarts off his sad lonely high horse, faced with a partnership in a new class with an old enemy; the highly envied, always praised Hermione Granger? Is high, prejudiced society less exciting than chasing his golden girl? "It's like a war, my head versus heart. But for onceā€¦I want my mind to rest, and I want to let emotion win."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 382,312 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,383 - Reviews: 4099 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
While You Were Screaming by Pyro63 reviews
Draco Malfoy fell in love with her at the worst moment of her life. Now that it has been two years since the war, can Draco take the oppertunity his father has given him and try and get the girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,147 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Fires of Change by Proud Mudblood reviews
When Harry was bitten by the basilisk, Fawkes didn't cry healing tears, he did...something else. How does it change things? Grey!Dom!Harry/Grey!Switch!Hermione/Slave!Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dalmasca's Pony Express by DouglassWolf reviews
Penelo is perfectly content living with her father at Estersand station. But when a mysterious boy shows up and takes a job as a rider, her world flips over. Rated M for violence and gore. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! No lemons.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Vaan, Penelo
Harry Potter and the Eyes of the Serpent by MariusDarkwolf reviews
My Take on Proud Mudbloods Challenge: Harry's in the Hospital Wing with Hermione is revived instead of the Great Hall. Full description inside. Dom!Harry Sub!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,457 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by Pinefresh65 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
Secrets and Sacrifices by MillieKittan reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Plans by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Hiccup and Astrid's almost date doesn't go exactly as planned, but ends up being pretty great anyway. Then Astrid has to be all stubborn and tough and everything goes down the drain. No one ever said waiting for marriage would be this hard. Lemons abound.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 177,141 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Dealer's Game by Sensula reviews
AU. Draco needs help with a class and asks the best tutor to help him, not knowing that he's asked a famous muggle born Granger. As he learns from his tutor, he learns new things. HG very OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,766 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Accident by Satellizer123 reviews
Someone messed with a great work of sygaldry, causing the whole University to disappear to an unknown place and people inside to scatter everywhere. This is how Kvothe and his friends coped up with this change and find the way back. Pairing undecided
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kvothe
Give Me More by The Erumpent Horn reviews
Dramione, 6th Year Hogwarts. Alternating DM/HG view points, occasionally o/c. Events after POA don't happen. Harry isn't drawn for GOF, Voldemort stays dead. Rated M for very juicy lemons. Don't like? Don't read! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,149 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She's Out of Hiccup's League by MissAnimation reviews
Hiccup may be the hero of Berk, but he's still HICCUP. Could Astrid really like him for him? What will it take to keep this relationship afloat? Based on 'She's Out of My League'
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,612 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
A blind pyro and a nudge by KekeViolet reviews
The flock are all two years older now and the world is saved. Nudge is 14 and starts to notice a certain blind pyro differently, but it's not the only thing that's different for Nudge she has a new power and it only brings Iggy and her closer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Nudge, Iggy
Warmth of the Covers by swatkats23 reviews
With food running low in the village, Hiccup is asked to go on a hunting trip to help. And he brings Astrid along. Rate "M" for possible future lemons
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid