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Time to nut up or shut up-Tallahassee zombieland
Surely, you can't be serious? I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
[At the beginning of the level The Maw, the Master Chief is flying a Banshee towards one of the Pillar of Autumn's empty lifepod airlocks]Cortana: This thing is falling apart!Master Chief: It'll hold.Cortana: We're not going to make it!Master Chief: We'll make it.Cortana: Pull up! Pull up![The Banshee suddenly dips and crashes into the wreck of the Pillar of AutumnCortana: [sardonic] You did that on purpose, didn't you?[the Master Chief appears intact Halo: Combat Evolved
Master Chief: You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.Sergeant Johnson: And you told me you were going to wear something nice! Folks need heroes, Chief. To give 'em hope. So smile, wouldja? While we still got somethin' to smile about! Cortana: You look nice.Master Chief: Thanks.Sergeant Johnson (simultaneously): Thank you.[The Chief and Johnson stare at each other.]
Cortana: I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy.Master Chief: So, stay here.Cortana: Unfortunately for us both…I like crazy
Cortana: Just one question: what if you miss?Master Chief: I won't.
Cortana: Thanks for the tank. He[Master Chief] never gets me anything.
[Sergeant Johnson boards the Pelican and pulls charging lever on gun turret]
Sergeant Johnson: Oh, I know what the ladies like!
Miranda Keyes: Cortana, what exactly am I looking at?Cortana: That…is another Halo.Sergeant Johnson: [chokes on cigar] Say what?
Cortana: [irritated] Could we possibly make any more noise? [The Chief picks up a rocket launcher] I guess so.
[The Master Chief teleports in, right next to a Grunt]
Master Chief: Boo.
[The Grunt yelp and runs away]
Cortana: Chief, when you get to Earth, good luck.Master Chief: After I deal with Truth...Cortana: Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.
Sergeant Johnson: Crazy fool. Why do you always jump?! One of these days, you're gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces.
Arbiter: Were it so easy.
Cortana: You found me. But so much of me is wrong, out-of-place, you might be too late.Master Chief: You know me. When I make a promise…Cortana: [notices the Chief] You…keep it. I do know how to pick 'em.Master Chief: Lucky me. Do you still have it?Cortana: The Activation Index from the first Halo ring. A little souvenir I held onto, just in case. Got an escape plan?Master Chief: Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little.
[He removes Cortana from the pillar and slides the disk back into his helmet.]
Cortana: Just keep your head down. There's two of us in here now, remember?
Romeo: I take it back. Navy got its butt kicked.Buck: Hey, Romeo, remember when I told you to shut your mouth?Romeo: Yeah.Buck: Consider that a standing order.
[Dutch has commandeered a vehicle to escape the reserve, but has crashed.]
Dutch: Uh, Lord? I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.
[A drone flies in and crashes nearby. The optical unit breaks off and skids away.]
Dutch: So...was that a yes or a no?
[Behind him, the vehicle explodes.]
Dutch: Amen. Dutch: You heard from Gunny?Mickey: No. Romeo neither.Dutch: Well, guess it's just you and me.Mickey: My vote? Hole up, wait for backup.
[The building's blast doors open, revealing a police officer.]
Policeman: Thank god! Does one of you know how to use explosives?
Dutch: (to Mickey) Your vote? Just got overruled.Mickey: Oh.
[The ODSTs have just overwhelmed a Brute Chieftain. Which has landed on Buck.]Buck (muffled): Get—this—thing-off-of-me!
Romeo: We went through hell for that? [he points at the Engineer]Buck: (to the Rookie) Give him some meds, will ya? (to Romeo) It's important. It knows things.Romeo: Hey, Gunny. I wasn't talking about the alien. [He passes out from the meds]Buck: Mickey, I'm sending you a very special co-pilot.Mickey: (over intercom) Aw, come on! I don't want one of those things up here!Buck: It won't bite. And unlike you, it knows what to tell those cruisers to keep them off our tails.
[After narrowly missing a Wraith cannon-shot, but gets hit in the head with a metal lid]
Mickey: Ow! Son of a gun!Dutch:Well, like the good book says, payback's a bitch.Mickey: I don't think it actually says that, Dutch.Dutch: I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen
Die Hard movie franchise:
Now I have a machine gun...ho-ho-ho.
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you Dwayne, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.Deputy Chief Dwayne Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole—!John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne! Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no! I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can!
Grant: You're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.McClane: Story of my life.
[McClane and Zeus escape the black gang in a taxi cab]John McClane: How deep is it cut?Zeus Carver: How the hell would I know?John McClane: Just keep pressure on it. Jésus, right? John McClane. Thanks for covering my ass back there. I owe you one.Zeus Carver: Damn right, you owe me one! Do you know what those guys are doing to my shop right now?John McClane: Chill out, Jésus.Zeus Carver: Chill out? Talk like a white man!John McClane: Look, Jésus...Zeus Carver: Why're you calling me "Jésus"? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?John McClane: The guy back there called you Jésus.Zeus Carver: No, he said "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.John McClane: Zeus?Zeus Carver: Yes, Zeus! As in Father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass Zeus! You got a problem with that?John McClane: No, I don't have a problem.
John McClane: Hey, can you pick locks?Zeus Carver: Is this one of those black things again?
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