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Joined 01-09-11, id: 2695456, Profile Updated: 09-26-12
Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Hi there!

As you can probably tell, I am a huge Monty Python fan. But don't worry, I am reasonably sane.

Other than Monty Python, I love Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, and Sherlock Holmes.

I'll add more to this profile later, but for now I'll just put a few of my favorite quotes:

"Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help." Calvin and Hobbes

"Showers are the opiate of the fragrant." 3rd Rock From the Sun

"'Are you smoking?'

'No, I'm infested with bugs, and this is how I fumegate myself.'" MAD Magazine

"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' ..." The Far Side

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night." The Simpsons

"Life is an occasion, rise to it." Mr. Magorium

And finally...

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!” Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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No Such Luck reviews
Hermes and Apollo find themselves travelling with a group of demigods to face an unknown monster. It's meant to be a punishment, but Hermes has always been able to make the best of bad situations. Fem!PercyxHermes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Hermes, Percy J., Apollo
Mirrors and Nightmares
Sirius discovers a Dark object while on an Auror mission, and it comes back to haunt him in Azkaban. Rated for guilt and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Regulus B.
Summer's Come and Gone reviews
Percy's tired of fighting, tired of nightmares, and tired of immature demigods. But most of all, she's tired of not knowing what's going on with Nico. Fem!Percy, PercyxNico, sequel to "In this Endless Sea", one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
In this Endless Sea reviews
Percy Jackson was many things, and a patient person was not one of them. No one seems to understand that they need to go and rescue Nico right now. As she and her friends battle their way to Rome and beyond, they'll discover that a violent Earth deity and evil monsters aren't the only problems they're facing. Fem!PercyxNico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time reviews
It had been three weeks since they had found little Annabeth in that alley, and she had already saved their lives twice. Needless to say, Thalia was impressed. Rated T because Thalia cusses.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Destructive: A God's Opinion of His Children reviews
Zeus is peacefully ignoring his Olympian relatives and contemplating his many children when he suddenly becomes painfully aware of what one of those children is up to. Rated T for very mild godly violence/rudeness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zeus, Hermes
A Heart to Heart reviews
The Argo II lands in New Rome, Octavian is screaming, and Leo accidentally catches on fire. But amidst all this, Piper can't help but be more concerned about how Jason will react to seeing Reyna again. So Percy decides to have a little chat with her to set her mind at ease. Jasper, mentions of Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Piper M., Percy J. - Complete