Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon.
As a sidenote, I try to update, but I either a) get busy, or 2) get writer's block. So I'm really sorry to like, the five readers who enjoy my stuff. I hope to get better! (and yes, the 2 was on purpose. Cuz I'm skilled like that!)
-You used to enjoy the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion and you didn't watch it for ages after seeing Wicked, but when you finally did, it was in a waiting room at a hospital/clinic and while watching it, had fun pointing out the flaws and goofy mistakes with your mother and then laughing at them. (seriously, whose *cue sarcasm* genius *end said sarcasm* idea was it to give Boq an axe?! the man has anger issues and should not be allowed near sharp objects and/or weapons of any kind!) This is what you should be thinking about Wicked
On this test, you copy and paste all the words and bold the ones that you agree with. Then you count all of the bolded words.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
Total: 11 (whoa… *is paralyzed with shock* SWEET)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total: 11 (OK I’m like half and half. Cool.)
"Sometimes you need to be strong
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."- unknown
(Could be used with guys too)
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag every day.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and rose. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
“If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, you’re either a genius or just flat-out stupid.” -me
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
A Good and Best Friend:
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, smart one?"
A good friend will tell you that it’s ok to skip lunch to work on a project. A best friend will skip lunch to help you and then complain about it later saying that you owe them.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, woman, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend has a long, normal conversation with you. A best friend has a pointless conversation with you that lasts all night and still has you laughing the next day.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number when she forgets hers
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
Friends: Hug you goodbye
Best friends: Won’t let go and will have to be pulled off after three hours
Friends: Visit you in Hospital and signs the cast on your Leg
Best friends: Is probably the reason you're there in the first place
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I see dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...
(A suggestion to get kicked out of Walmart is to pick a specific worker and make his/her life awful, but suck up to the manager)
Razors pain you;
We real cool. We
Lurk late. We
Sing sin. We
Jazz June. We
Nature's first green is gold,
Mrs. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.- Mrs. Bitters from Invader Zim
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that, my dear children, is cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the chocolate factory
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
Done with that?
1. You are in love with this person.
This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort
First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:
James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorvitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.
May you all rest in Peace, and remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
To Remus and Dora,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
REMEMBER WHEN ..
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
And FINALLY, I have something to say. I’m finding it hard to find a good, well- written, long story to follow. And yes, I am challenging you. So GO AND START TYPING! AWAY YOU CLICK!
9 Steps on How to Write a Good fanfic/ oneshot
USE SPELLCHECK. For heaven’s sake! But every now and then, it’s ok if you screw up.
Use dry humor. Some fanfics require humor.
If you DON’T use humor in a fanfic, make it really angsty. Preferably with a love interest gone wrong. If someone cries when they read it because of how well it’s written, that will help them want to review.
Use the enter button.For every time someone talks, enter.
IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE, READING A BUNCHED UP PARAGRAPH!QUOTATION MARKS ARE KEY.
Don’t use bold font for the whole story. (Technical difficulties can make this hard to do. Excused)
Don’t change fonts in the middle of a sentence (AND forget quotation marks) i.e.: Hey.” She said
Tell the reader who is talking if it’s not that obvious.
Do NOT confuse there with their (Or vice versa), their with they’re (Or vice versa), or they’re with there.
10 Things I Hate About You Moment… from the movie 10 Things I Hate About You (I seriously recommend watching the movie)
“I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate it…
I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around
And the fact that you didn’t call
I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.”
- Kat from 10 Things I Hate About You
“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” Cady Heron, Mean Girls
“There’s still that one guy that you get up and go to school for in the morning- the one with the mysterious confidence that every girl falls for. Those years wouldn’t have been the same without him. I wouldn’t have been the same without him.” Josie Geller, Never Been Kissed
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." Sheldon Cooper, the Big Bang Theory
“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” Patrick Verona, 10 Things I Hate About You (Gorgeous, hot, and a bad boy. He had an Australian accent too! I recommend seeing this movie if you haven’t already)
Au revoir! *Waves*