Poke'ninja Alu
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Joined 01-09-11, id: 2696007, Profile Updated: 02-13-11
Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Shakespeare, Inuyasha, Doctor Who, Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Bleach.

My name is Poke'ninja Alu,

I love to draw, and I love to write. my first fan-fic to the public was Minato Namikaze's Poke'to Adventures, a friend told me

I should post, so I am. I really like this site and find the authors here witty and unique.

I learn every day from reading various material. So, I hope to become a better writer, and also,

I still love Poke'mon and Naruto. Hence, Poke'to, although in this sense it's being used for MinaTO.

I love to talk, eat, and play Video Games. NOTE: I LOVE DRAWING AND ALL MY ICONS ARE PICS I'VE DRAWN ON PAINT.YES PAINT D; IT IS GOOD XD ESPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T HAVE A MAC LOL

I go to OCHSA BD Iz niiice :D I'm ROMANIA LOL. nobudy cares bout romania D: LOL XD

AXIS POWERS XXXXX *w*

I likes pie

A/N!!!!

I LOVE REVIEWS XD BE TRUTHFUL BUT NOT THOUGHTLESS AS IN DON'T BE A BABOON'S BACKSIDE

No puedo habla espanol mucho por que yo FAILO XDD

and yet i'm in my second year LOLOLOL. OMG! OCHSA has a playwrites festival thingy and my play CATZ written from hyperness got accepted.

;D OMG SEMESTER EXAMS CRAPPPITTTY CRAP lol. :D

JUST IN: I SURVIVED MY ORAL EXAM BD A-. OMG!!!!!

SO READ MA STORIES OR ELSE THE SPAGHETTI god WILL ...THROW MEAT BALLS AT YOU!!

ALSO, NO NEGATIVITY. WE'RE ALL FAMILY HERE :D. leave informative, critique, or just you cant wait for more in the review section. i do take into account

what needs to be fixed, or if i need to clarify a bit more in my stories, but Peer reviews help me not only get positive feedback, but educational as well ;3

otherwise just ENJOY :) Pming me is totally fine too, I'll update Minato Namikaze's Poke'to Adventures every month, 1 chapter, unless i get a demand to publish a

new chapter sooner, which i have no problem doing, but first i need to see how well recieved the first 2 chapters are. :) I'll be on this site Every day, between 6-

11 pm, or at the next possible time.

-- THE COPY AND PASTE STUFF --

Five trillion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried one of those "101 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart" jokes (breakdancing in the walkway... well, I was bored! xD), then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something (Zelda, Order of the Stick, Spyro) to the point that it scares your friends, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were driven insane by the lengthy wait for SPORE to come out, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you try to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something to the list.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends don't really like Danny Phantom and make fun of you for it, but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever played a game for over 24 hours and haven't noticed the time until a friend told you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the freedom to homeschool, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, TOBI :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and you aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that tigers are better than wolves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've choked on nothing and wondered how that was even possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you took this off a friend's profile and copied it to your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you like Link's skirt copy this into your profile.

If you ever have one of those days copy this into your profile.

If you're bored out of your entity copy this into your profile.

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If you're bored out of your entity copy this into your profile.

If you've cured your boredom go read some fanfic or write some of your own. After copy this into your profile

If you know Tobi from OCHSA and say CRIMSON PANTS OF FIRE the next day, copy this into your profile.

(this is from Dreamnorn, i just added a few lol. i dont know where she gets these but they are hilarious XD)

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Type your name with your knuckles: dreamnormn

Type your name with your nose: ew43qjkh094rhn (0:-3)

Type your name with your name with your feet: drfderdeasmn olrt n (xD IT'S GENIUS!)

Type your name with a pen without looking: dresamnotrmn (Eheh...)

You know you live in the year 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Favorite Animes:

Naruto

Poke'mon

Momotte Lollipop

Kaichou wa maid sama

Death Note

Soul Eater

Inyuasha

Reborn

OHSHC

Favorite T.V. shows:

House

Spongebob

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Bewitched- hilarious

W.I.T.C.H.- if only it was still going

Power Rangers- yes... i grew up wanting to be one of them :) red preferably

Ghost Whisperer- is it just me or does Jennifer Love hewitt look the same age 5 yrs later after having her ghost seeing son XD

Arrested Development- Wilson from House is HIlAROUS in this.

Teen Titans- godly in every way XD well.. maybe just Robin lol

Static Shock- boy i miss those days...

Avatar the last Airbender- Sokka... too funny.

TNMT- all of them. Michael Angelo is my favorite

Wizards of Waverly Place- sort of watch it, don't have much time.

Krypto Super Dog- I just find it amusing. Streaky is original. I've never seen a cat with a lightning bolt on his fur.

Favorite Movies:

all the Poke'mon ones :)

Naruto - wish i could see that one where he meets his father in the past T3T

How TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON- Epic

Scott Pilgrim vs the World- epic of epicnessness

A Team

My dog named Skip

Spirit stallion of the Cimmeron

Balto 1 and 2- inspiration for Wolfspearian Tail. Even though they're all wolves and there is actually no crossover with Balto XD

Despicable Me

Up

Rattatouii

My big fat Greek wedding- hilarious

Copy and PASTE if you've ever done done something like this:

1) shouted out "PANTS"

2) petted an alpaca

3) pushed your 40lb wheaten out of your bed so you can actaully go back tosleep

4) sang Waka Laka in swedish

5) swear in 10 different languages

6) talk to your other ego

7) Pie'd a teacher

8) turned a teacher into a Icecream Sundae on a Friday

9) taken Mr. Sprek's awesome health class :D

10) go on to fanfic because you love to read

11) shouted "Duh duh duh CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS"

12) had chocolate and barked like a seal for a cookie

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A Different Kind of Compensation by Starry-Inkwell reviews
NaruMina. Yaoi. Incest. Freshly made lemonade. What more warning do you need? "About…fucking time…you stopped pussyfooting Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Alone by BlueMoon-Heart reviews
Theifshipping. Marik finds Bakura hurt and brings him home. Marik believes that all people are meant to be alone. Bakura wont tell Marik who hurt him or why. Family is not that much help. Maybe the past is not always your fault, but you still have to fix it to protect those you care about. Rated M for later chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Scratched Emotions by ExtReme-Rain17 reviews
Kiba has a wound at his left cheek from his last mission, but he came to see Naruto. But he was welcomed by Minato. "Does it still hurt?" Minato asked. "It's fine. But a bit painful." Kiba responded in a meek tone. One-shot and Cracked pairing, Yaoi involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kiba I., Minato N. - Complete
The Diary by MinaNaru4ever - 8027forever reviews
Never leave a diary in a place where someone can read the content, especially when you write perverted ideas or a detailed plan to get him laid using a sleeping powder and wanting to go S&M on him. But even knowing so, Naruto is just a real definition of an idiot. What will be happened when Minato falls to Naruto's trap, even after he reads the diary? MinaNaru. Yaoi. Lemon. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Thorn Vines by ExtinctionOfReality reviews
Zero/Kaname Summary: The massacre of the purebloods is almost complete and so is Zero's and Kaname's short alliance. What fate awaits the last remaining pureblood..? And...is the Bloody Rose really the answer?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Hetalia: Zombie Apocalypse 2011 by BeerxxWinexxRumxxHamburger reviews
It's currently 2011 and zombies are slowly making their way into the world. Action, Suspense,& Romance. Spamano & UKxUS are major here. Ratings will go in between T & M through the chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Madara and The Hoenn Pokemon Championship by Mag Mell reviews
AU. Crackfic. HashiMada and assorted other crack pairings hinted at. Mentions of cross dressing. All Madara wanted to do was become the Pokemon League Champion of the Hoenn Region. Was that too much to ask? Apparently the gods thought so.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
The Watermelon Saga: A Series Of Horror Filled by ShadoWolfDemon reviews
Ridiculous Dreams From the Mind Of Smifficus Maximus. Includes cameos from Cardcaptor Sakura, Final Fantasy VIII, VII and XII, Kingdom Hearts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, YuGiOh, Pokemon, and Wolf's Rain. Sounds like crack? Its not. Its my mind. Bwaha.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009
Crashing Paradise by Wildcard reviews
Possible spoilers for the end of the series, since this is my take on what happens afterwards. Yami no Malik wants Yami no Bakura OUT of the Shadow Realm, and decides to go tell Atemu exactly how little fondness he has for the thief. Yaoi, humor.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
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Close to My Heart reviews
Minato and Naruto POV's. Minato cares about his son but doesn't know just how much his son cares for him. the title image you see was drawn on PAINT. It is mine. : aww isn't it cute? anyways, enjoy the fanfic! This is M as it progresses but it's sort of in the middle of M and T. NARUMINA YAOI YAOI YAOI YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Evil Angel reviews
Bakura and Marik had a fight and now Yami Marik was unleashed and he is chasing down Bakura. Yami Marik was going to just kill Bakura but instead he gets another idea One-sided Pyscoshipping and implied theifshipping YAOI WARNING. I accidentally call him Melvin. Sorry, I'm a LK fan. :P. I try to stick to Y. Marik. Some knifeplay, fighting/violence, and language..RATED M.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Forever Entwined reviews
Naruto meets a strange strong red haired woman and her blonde spikey haired partner and decides to learn more about them! Their memories are sealed and now Naruto must help them figure out how to get those lost memories back! chucked full of comedy : KushiMina and NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Todoke ni Kimi reviews
YAOI WARNING . this is mainly comedy though :O and about funny awkward situations. no definite pairing for Minato as of YET. pretty much KakaMina tho'. Minato is struggling to remember his past and his relationship with Kakashi is becoming shaky because he doesn't know why he causes kakashi pain unintentionally. Kakashi discovers feelings that weren't there before and now read xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
A Rose With Thorns MN reviews
Minato and Kushina are captured by Orochimaru and now in order to protect Kushina, Minato meets nin named Arashi and now tries to figure out who Arashi. Minato's feelings- hatetrust Arashi still YAOI WARNING! Ch.3-4 VERY SMEXY kinda SM PEOPLE U HAVE BEEN WARNED *lorax impression* recc. skip ch. 3-4 if hard yaoi isn't your gig. ch. 5-up is fluff from here on out. WARNED U ARE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Minato N.
HP chronicles: The Epic Quest of Lilian Potter
Harry Potter's youngest daughter and her siblings are on their journey to become accomplished wizards. Lilian Potter meets a prodigy named Kenneth, is captured by some unknown wizards...ends up in Godric's Hollow with Kenneth and now she, Hugo Weasley and Kenneth must solve a mystery, a mystery that's been buried for twenty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Hugo W., Lily Luna P.
Mysterious Doctor Chronicles reviews
Dr. Who Chronicles...which number Doctor is he? What secrets is he hiding in that blue box...and in his heart? Join Teresa, Jack and River Song andsee what crazy adventures await in these D-files. Set in the future after the 11th. is it the 12th or 13th? Tardis gets jeaous and turns the doctor into a girl ; more like boyish girl but yeah
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,010 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III
Mei's Quest reviews
OC Mei is the great granddaughter of Korra and yet she is a nonbender unlike her little sister Miki who is an air bender or her parents. Mei is determined to find out what element she is and pulls in her best friend Ken who is also a nonbender. Now, a strange man claims to chosen by Korra to carry on the Avatar Legacy and Mei is determined to unravel his plans and reveal the truth.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Korra
Minato Namikaze's Poke'to Adventures! reviews
Alu's plans change, and now Minato no longer needs all the badges from all the gyms. He only needs the badges of the Kanto region. He resumes his quest with Alu and an unknown woman joins them on their travels. He is also searching for who he really is.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Minato N.
Toshiro's slice of ice reviews
He was just a normal shinigami on a mission. Facing off of a tougher hollow than most, he discovers something completely out of his world. He meets Inyuasha and after that, the shikon jewel binds him into the body of Kagome! but that's not the only one.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - T. Hitsugaya
Moor's Legend reviews
Othello is a wolf named Moor out to win the heart of the one he loves. A friend will become his enemy. A Wolfspearian tail to enjoy. more chapters soon.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011
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