Valdrada
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-09-11, id: 2696255, Profile Updated: 09-28-11
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Assassin's Creed.

So, I'm guessing I should write this here profile thing. (How exciting!)

Bottom line, well, hey, I love to write. One of my friends calls me a nerd so I guess I'm one of those. If I could decidedly and valiantly approach penning this oh-so-interesting filler crap, you know, the stuff that makes people charming and charismatic over the internet, well, I wouldn't currently be about to stick my hands in a bucket of stir-crazy crabs posthaste.

In all seriousness, I have nothing to say. I do hope I please, invigorate, inspire, excite! If I don't, please postmark another bucket of crabs to...

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Shaun IS Madame Bovary by tapdancingoctopus reviews
So what becomes of you when you're a dissatisfied, whiny European? You become Madame Bovary, that's what. Come get your crack.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Shaun H., Desmond M. - Complete
Long Fall by mumblybee reviews
Ezio never was one for religion. Instead of confession he chose ascension, climbing towers the way other people said their prayers – steady, over-practiced, but still with reverence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Breakfast by tapdancingoctopus reviews
Warning: to avoid danger of suffocation, please keep this fanfic away from babies and children. Machine washable.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Beauty reviews
Shaun can save himself from his static nostalgia, but a certain Subject is needed, as well as a verb. Desmond/Shaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Night Shift reviews
"He looked guarded even when he slept. His fingers were curled, often in an irresolute position, but he looked tense with a petulant energy, like the exhaustion that had taken over was unwelcome, a bitterly acknowledged fault." Slight Des/Shaun
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Bounds reviews
In the aftermath of Ganondorf's fall, the loose ends of a dominion fray and curl over the kindling ideas of a queen, tangle in the fitful winds of an incorrigible boy's passionate flight, and solidify into ballast in the fiddling hands of time. Link/Sheik
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Link, Zelda