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Joined 01-10-11, id: 2696640, Profile Updated: 04-18-12
Author has written 21 stories for Sherlock.

I'm J-Orbanski.

Primarily, I write Sherlock BBC fic, but in the past I've been well-known in RPF fandoms on LiveJournal, the Ville Valo / Bam Margera fandom specifically.

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Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 11,341 - Follows: 1,268 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Words Are Gelignite by A Touch of Insanity reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Clostridium Botulinum by Fool Who Follows reviews
Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Goodbye reviews
PWP: This is the way they say goodbye to each other. They don't say the words, but they know they're hovering in the air around them. Sherlock/John slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He reviews
John's POV I've done the worst thing that I can possibly imagine ever doing. I've fallen in love with my best friend. John/Sherlock one-sided
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Drink reviews
After a long week at the clinic John just wants to unwind with a cheap bottle of wine and some crap telly. But nothing ever goes as planned at 221B. Sherlock / John slash
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Touch reviews
John misses being touched. Any type of touch. Cuddling, kissing, sex, anything of the sort. What will happen when Sherlock begins touching him? Sherlock / John slash. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rain reviews
It rains a lot in London. John's used to being soaked through to the bone while on cases. But he's not used to getting sick from the rain. S/J pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sound reviews
Sherlock Holmes' mind constantly buzzes. There's only one person who can stop the buzzing: John Watson. But how does he stop it? All it takes is a simple touch to stop it for a moment, but the more they touch, the more it silences Sherlock's mind. PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ends reviews
When Mycroft found Sherlock sleeping underneath an overpass, it was like lifting a sack of potatoes. This would end. Now. John Watson seemed almost too good to be true to Mycroft. Will John stay with Sherlock until the end? Mentions drug use, PTSD, S/J
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chess reviews
John and Sherlock can remember exactly how they learned to play chess. So, they play a chess game of their own with a twist. Chess with a twist? Can that even exist? It does when it becomes a game of strip chess. Sherlock / John slash, PG-13
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What? reviews
John and Sherlock build a gravity bong. They get high. They watch Doctor Who. They eat jam sandwiches. Lots of Sherlock /John UST Warnings: casual drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Friends reviews
John has always found himself alone. He went to war with a death wish: his parents dead, 0 friends to care about him, a sister stuck in the bottom of a bottle. He's used to the silence that envelopes his life. Who will bring the noise back to his life?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beginnings reviews
John remembers how he and Sherlock got together. It's almost cliché: involving kissing in an alleyway, but John has always been fond of clichés for some reason. John / Sherlock slash: Warnings: PWP, Facial, Blowjob in an alleyway
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Spring reviews
After a winter of kidnappings, arguing with chip and pin machines, freezing because the windows have all been blown out, and almost dying, John is longing for the warmth of spring. Sherlock / John friendship
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Green reviews
A case centered around the Cluedo board game forces Sherlock and John to question a victim. Only the victim has an idea of his own. Jealous John is Jealous! fic. Rated R for Sherlock / John slashiness
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Breakfast reviews
John loved having breakfasts with his mum as a teen. He tries to recreate these moments within 221B some mornings. He makes his eggs, always over easy, he smothers his toast in butter and jam, he drinks his tea.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Death reviews
During a case, Sherlock Holmes is killed. This is the story of his death. Sherlock / John established Warning: character death. I tried a new writing style, let me know what you think!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dark reviews
John can't sleep in the dark. It's triggered his PTSD ever since he got back from Afghanistan. But happens when a storm knocks out the power and there isn't any light left? Sherlock / John; hurt-comfort
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Strangers reviews
Mary Morstan was only a client of Sherlock's, yet John saw something in her that made him want her. Sherlock became jealous and showed John why he shouldn't be with Mary. Sherlock / John slash; PWP with only a hint of plot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snow reviews
John and Sherlock's separate perspectives and opinions about snow from childhood and the present. Written for a 100 prompts in 200 days challenge. Rating: PG, Pairing: none, Sherlock / John friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Kettle Chronicles reviews
All John wants to do is have a cup of tea, have some hot cocoa, or even make a pot noodle, but there's always something happening to the damn kettle. Is Sherlock always to blame? Sherlock / John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Things They Don't Say reviews
There are things that they don't specifically talk about. Sometimes, John wonders if living with Sherlock is even the right thing for his life. But Sherlock always seems to prove that he should stay. Sherlock / John Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Taste of Toothpaste reviews
When John woke in the middle of the night, all he wanted to do was brush his teeth and go back to sleep. His gut told him to not use his toothbrush; what had Sherlock done to it this time? Sherlock / John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete