Hello there Reader. As you can see I am called Jay. But I write for the Manga/Anime fandom and maybe a bit of HP (one day) :)
My previous PN was Akiko J. Suzuki, and I'd like to say that I'm not exactly the proudest of those stories. For a rather long while I shall be busy cleaning up this mess, as I didn't want to simply erase my whole account so...I am currently putting EVERYTHING here on hiatus.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ANIME/MANGA/FILMS/BOOKS OR WHATEVER ELSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING ABOUT.
Claimer: I OWN MY STORY PLOTS, OC'S AND PLACES THAT ARE NON EXISTENT IN THE REAL WORLD/ORIGINAL STORY UNIVERSE (otherwise known as Canon).
About the name, well...It comes mostly from my initials J.W.C. and the Blue Jay (pl. Sójka) which is also my avatar BTW, I'm a girl, so no confusing, kay?
I'll try to update soon (key word "try"). I speak two languages English and Polish, so I'll write stories in both, depending on my mood :)
(PL) Forum Mirrel Jay Ce(ENG) FictionPress http://www.fictionpress.com/u/776528/Jay-W-Ce
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Call me crazy and prepare to be laughed at for being right.
People say I'm crazy,
What else can I do but nod in agreement :)
Things My Mom Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."
"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."
"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"Every time you act stupid, the bunny hits his head. Please think of the bunny!"
"When I said 'I'd hit that.' I meant with my car."
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-Ifyou tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-Ifyou start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101
If you are a dreamer come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a lair,
A Hope-er, a Pray-er, a Magic Bean buyer,
If you're a pretender come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin,
Come in! Come in!
Na tych stronach,
Akiko J. Suzuki (Jay)