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Twilight taught me...
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless it’s a porsche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
10 REASONS TO LOVE EDWARD CULLEN
1. He makes an effort to know what you are feeling if he can't read your mind
2. He’s too faithful to go to a strip club
3. He doesn't kill people anymore
4. He always tries to make the best decisions for the good of people he cares about
5. He sparkles
6. He or Bella wasn't blonde and they had a kid so who needs to be blonde
7. He does his best to be moral and logical
8. He fought down his family to save Bella
9. He ignores Rosalie's mean thoughts and Emmett's inappropriate ones
10. He’s a vampire!
I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.
Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. What obsession
Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Bella: Do You Like Me?
Edward: Not Really.
Bella: Do You Want Me?
Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
Bella: Would You Live For Me?
Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Bella: What would you choose, me or your life?.
Edward: My Life.
Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because You’re Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!
You say Harry Potter
I say Twilight
You say werewolves
I say Vampires
You say hot
I say cold
you say Troy Bolton
I say Edward Cullen
You say love last a lifetime
I say love last forever eternity
You say Nick, Joe, Kevin, and Frankie
I say Edward, Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle
You say Paris
I say Forks
You say sunny
I say rainy
You say vampires are fake and Twilight sucks
I say you're stupid and dead
You say fangs(I WILL get mad at u)
I say venom covered teeth
You say future
I say Alice
You say sweet
I say Esme
You say clumsy
I say Bella (or me)
You say Chill Pill
I say Jasper
You say Bear Hug
I say Emmett
You say obsession
I say Way of Life!
Normal people vs. Twilight fans.
Normal people- Say "OMG, Oh my gosh!
twilight fans- Say- OME! OH MY EDWARD!
Normal people- Are scared of thunderstorms
Twilight fans- Know the Cullens are playing base ball
Normal people- Say "Shut up or i'll tell on you."
Twilight fans- say "Shut up or i'll povoke the Volturi to come after you!"
Normal people- Think vampires are like Dracula
Twilight fans- Know better then to even think of Dracula when it comes to vampires.
Normal people- Go to a psychiatrist for help.
Twilight fans- Know Jasper will make you feel better without saying a word
Normal people- Rely on the weatherman for weather predictions
Twilight fans- Rely on Alice!
Normal people- Choose to go somewhere sunny for vacation
Twilight fans- Would rather go to Forks, Washington!
Normal people- Think this is stupid and skip it
twilight fans- have this on their page
You say werewolf...
I say vampire...
you say Taylor Lautner...
I say Robert Pattinson...
you say traditional vamps...
I say vegetarian vamps...
you say Rabbit...
I say Volvo...
you say Jacob...
I say Edward...
you say Underworld...
I say Twilight...
you say fire...
I say ice...
you say Billy Black...
I say Cralisle Cullen...
you say New Moon...
I say Breaking Dawn...
you say Team Jacob...
I say go 'La push' yourself off a cliff!!
ORIGINAL TWILIGHT FAN
Thank you so much Twilight fans!!!