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Joined 01-10-11, id: 2697974, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Mentalist, Harry Potter, and Fallen, Lauren Kate.

Hey Everybody!!!

My username is Cliara Aedai ( made it using the fantasy name generator ) and I am really excited to be writing on Fanfiction. I have a bad habit of taking forever to finish things, as I have two accounts and it is hard to spread my time evenly. But that hardly matters, as I do this for fun!!

Now I am not going to tell you anything about myself (sorry internet stalkers) so this is all I have left to say. I write many different things, some are ridiculously stupid, others scary, and some sad. I also generally stick with Canon pairings, its easier. Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist etc are all things I sometimes write about. So yes...

And so my profile is nearly over, except for the funny things below. I was reading a funny profile whilst eating 2 minute noodles and I can honestly say it made my day. So attention all 2 minute noodle eaters: Continue reading below!!! Attention all sad souls who aren't eating 2 minute noodles: You may continue reading if you wish.

See you everyone! And just for the record, I didnt write any of these insanely hilarious jokes :) And if you like The Mentalist, check out thetyger, she is an awesome writer!

Oh!! Story Updates/Info

Charlie Swan Car Accident: Discontinued

Misinterpreted Plans: Finished, I love it but it isn't popular

Behind the Scenes, CM: So much fun, regular updates when I think of things to write about!

Behind the Scenes, TM: So much fun, regular updates also!

The Talent: When I get ideas I will continue, and thanks Mentalgal for beta-ing

Secrets: Up and running once again

Keep me Sane: Finished

The Fears of Two Heroes: Literally something I wrote when I was half asleep. Not very good but finished :)

Quidditch Quirks: Complete and utter nonsense, but hey, it was fun.

Aurea Lupus: I am excited about this one... definitely regular updates

Scarlet Snow: Daily updates! Check out the other half: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3747689/thetyger


how to keep a steady level of insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile!


Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) SAY I love you really loudly to anyone/anything that gets in then keep trying to kiss/hug them


How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 0800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.


REDNECK SECURITY SYSTEM INSTALLATION

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 k > boots.>

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a > copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.>

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.>

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, > I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with > the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up > real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from > all the blood.> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'>

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!


Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge


50 Ways to Land Yourself In Detention

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.


Thanks everyone!!!


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Catalyst by Jaenelle Angelline reviews
A Person of Interest novel. A serial killer surfaces in New York-twice-but the Machine fails to give the team his number. Why? And what will the team do when the killer picks one of their own as his next target? EDIT 2/19/14 Song titles, lyrics and artists deleted to comply with content guidelines.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,295 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/30/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Detective Carter, S. Shaw
Strength in Weakness by Littleforest reviews
Set during OotP. When Harry falls ill in Snape's lesson, the last thing he expects is for the ensuing drama to unveil a deadly plot that could end his life once and for all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,024 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beside Me… Always by RoseDragonWitch reviews
Harry proudly accepted the title of 'Dumbledore's man through and through' but how little does he, do we realize that Dumbledore was 'Harry's man through and through? Their years together, now through Albus's eyes, see the bond that these two share.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 426,086 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
A Mutual Person of Interest by Jada17 reviews
Reese and Finch get another number, but she's more than they expected.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,179 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - H. Finch, J. Reese
History Counts For Something by Not-Knowing-Is-Everything reviews
Spencer was numb. Numb to the pain of the blade entering his forearm, but, judging by the scream that followed, the impassivity didn't last long as the cloaked man twisted the blade. A sickening crack echoed throughout Reid's mind as it was shrouded in lightning sharp white-hot crackles of pain. That's when everything went black. coveryAngst.Team included later chapt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,602 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/6/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
When It All Goes Wrong by AZGirl reviews
'What can go wrong, will go wrong' becomes a very apt expression when Reese fails to get there in time to help a Number. Blink-and-miss-it references to multiples episodes through to the end of the second season.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,187 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/20/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Bear
A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That by Orlissa reviews
Drabble collection, with every genre and character you can imagine : updated daily
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1003 - Words: 206,319 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Rose H. - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,997 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 4,654 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Homecoming by lady-lunastar reviews
Set after The World is Silent. The past returns to both Reid and Catherine with people they never thought they would see again and when one is killed and the other barely hanging on it' the BAU to the rescue. Going off season 7
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,537 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 3/8/2012 - S. Reid
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 252,170 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Best of Us Falls by Tara Laurel reviews
"He was utterly and completely, spent. Allowing his knees to buckle, Reid slid down the wall and collapsed onto the tiled floor." Reid's struggle to come to terms with his headaches..and their finally revealed cause. A couple twists. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
The Doctor's Patient by SearchingforLethe reviews
The one thing Spencer Reid feared the most was insanity. And now, kidnapped by a confusing new UnSub and subjected to his experiments, his fear might just become his reality.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,590 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - S. Reid
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Rainy Day in New York City by Janie Canuck reviews
A young vet student's number came up and Reese is on her trail while he and Finch try to figure out what she's involved in. The surveillance goes sideways when the operative is spotted and he suddenly becomes a target.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - J. Reese - Complete
No Good Deed by Wuchel1 reviews
In John Reese's experience, waking up inside the trunk of a speeding car was never a good sign.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Lionel F., Detective Carter - Complete
I Won't Let You Fall Again by TheKnightReaper reviews
It has been six months since John Reese met nine year old Morgan and he is getting his life back together. However his plans to check on Morgan from afar get complicated when he learns of events that transpired the day he was forced to part ways with his young friend. Set during the very early part of season one. Part of the "Night's Child" Series. Full summary inside.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - J. Reese
And Again by Nicholls reviews
"In the end, we're all alone and no one is coming to save you." Trapped with nowhere to go, Reese prays that those words wouldn't come back to haunt him.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
The Unraveling of the Marauders by VoicesOffCamera reviews
The Marauders of Hogwarts seem to have no worries. Just a bunch of carefree trouble makers who enjoy having fun. But one night it all starts to fall apart. It's one prank that Sirius Black takes too far. It's one prank that almost breaks them all, in more ways then just one. (Rated for violence)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,769 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Something Worth Fighting For by Littleforest reviews
[Complete] One-Shot. What if, at the end of Harry's fourth year, Sirius returned to Hogwarts the day after he'd left to alert the old crowd? Harry is struggling with the aftermath of his escape from the graveyard, but his Godfather is there to help him through it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Conversations by NiennaTru reviews
"I'm just saying—the guy is a little strange. I mean, he talks to security cameras, for one thing. Did you know that?" Harold Finch and Leon Tao have a conversation about a certain ex-operative. Missing moment from "Critical."
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
Losing My Religion by Lexikal reviews
Spencer Reid, 10, is removed from his father's "care" after being violently attacked and is fostered by his old mentor, Jason Gideon. This is a sequel to "That's me in the corner". Features child abuse, do not read if underage. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,321 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Again by NiennaTru reviews
"Taking a deep breath, Harold glanced at John. Had his time with Stanton reawakened those demons? What damage had been done?" Spoilers for "Prisoner's Dilemma". A companion piece to "Home."
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
A Call to Arms by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,275 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Continuation by AZGirl reviews
The road home to the Library and the immediate aftermath. Missing scenes and spoilers for 2.02 Bad Code.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
Not Out, Through by RadioShack84 reviews
Beer was not necessary, or even that many words, just someone to acknowledge his struggle and accompany him through it – whether or not he was initially aware of the need. Coda to 2x03 "Masquerade". Panicked!Finch, Concerned!Reese. Finch's POV.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
First Aid is in the Dictionary by AZGirl reviews
When Reese is injured, he reluctantly goes to the Library for help.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2012 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Red Letter by thetyger reviews
A series of one-shots about our favourite Mentalist characters, updated daily in sequences. Each prompt has been written by both myself and 'Cliara Aedai' in two seperate stories, with the goal of seeing how much they differ. All the stories will be pretty different, and they're heaps of fun to write! And read Cliara Aedai's stories, they're under 'Scarlet Snow'. Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
The Photograph Album by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Missing moments from all throughout the canon. Let's call it a project to help Your Dear Professor McGonagall with her writer's block. First place in Morning Lilies' Photo Album Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,717 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Andromeda T.
Dripping Drabbles by ChocolateDivineDiva reviews
Random one-shots, hopefully a collection of them. Snippets of character/team dynamics. Rating and genre subject to change. Ch1: Hotch with Reid; Ch2: Reid and Diana; Ch3: AU- Reid vs unsub!Hotch and Foyet; Ch4: Reid/purple. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011
Before Its All Gone by WildChildBornGood reviews
After the kiss between Rose and Dimitri in Frostbite things start to change. Dimitri doesn't treat her the same and Lissa gets carried away by rumors. What if all of a sudden Rose gets sick. Will things change or will it be the end for Rose?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,622 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Deflection by compy chompy reviews
Reid watched the man carefully. He was warned not engage in any of his games. This man was cunning and manipulative, wrapped up in a seemingly harmless & charming package. He saw no harm in it. He could learn a lot about the man on how he played chess.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/4/2012
Blood and Thunder by thetyger reviews
Jane hasn't answered his phone in hours, and Lisbon is beginning to worry. But when a strange and unnerving video is aired on TV, the team and Jane are put in serious danger - this is my first ever fan fiction, so please read!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bonds by compy chompy reviews
Jane and Rigsby get kidnapped. Takes place before episode 3x16.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,686 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
Trusting The Team by compy chompy reviews
What if things at the ranch went differently? Takes place during episode 3x24 "Strawberries and Cream". AU.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Wayne R., C. O'Laughlin - Complete
A Book Unlike Its Cover by Partners In Fanfic reviews
One day after saving Carter, Reese surprises Finch. Then, Finch surprises himself by realizing some things he should have recognized before.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/24/2011 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
And Stop The Bleeding by LithiumDoll reviews
It's looking better - follows on from Apply Pressure
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
Charlie Weasley and the Worst Morning Ever by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Five-year-old Charlie Weasley has a rough start to the day. Second Place in Morning Lilies' "Forgotten Family Ties" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Charlie W., Molly W. - Complete
Apply Pressure by LithiumDoll reviews
It's not looking good 1x10 coda
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011 - H. Finch, J. Reese - Complete
The Education of Dr Reid by life.in.outer.space reviews
Early Season 5. Reid is stuck in the BAU because of getting shot. While he's stuck there, Garcia decides to educate him on the one thing he doesn't know all about: the internet. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Bella Swan and the Seven Vampires by EllieCulllen reviews
Bella is abused by her step father Phil and eventually runs away. Somehow, she ends up in a house with the seven vampires who willingly take her in. What'll happen? Will Phil get her? Rated T for some language and scenes of abuse. R&R! X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Save Me by misslizzie1204 reviews
Harry, trapped and abused, needs saving, but will his friends reach him before things go horribly wrong? A Harry-based abuse fic, huge focus on friendship, a miniscule bit on romance. Rated T, just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Restlessness by Lailie reviews
When Harry's blood is drawn in the graveyard, a special type of dagger was used, one coated in poison. Unknown to Harry, the poison slowly starts to kill him, will a cure be discovered? Or will Harry finally be defeated? Sorry,summary sucks. First fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Revenge Game by Fuzzball457 reviews
Sequel to The Logic Game. May's back for revenge and Reid's once again in danger, only this time he's all alone. No slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Scars Never Fade by Rainyrose reviews
What if Sirius found out about the blood quill scars on the back of Harry's hand? A worried godfather vows to do whatever it takes to put a stop to Umbridge's cruel treatment, but Harry refuses to cooperate. AU Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Judgement by amj Teresa reviews
Rose is in jail awaiting trial, and Tasha knows about the escape plan. No-one thinks much of it until things start to go wrong. How can Rose find the truth if everyone is looking in the wrong place? Sorry about the bad summary and title.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Rose H.
A Desert Proposal by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
Calwyn goes to mull her thoughts over in the desert, feeling lonely and frustrated because Darrow hasn't given her the time of day since he became the black lord of Hathara.
Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
The MentalistCriminal Minds Character Studies by Rabirhek reviews
"Imagine the spectacle it would be if the BAU team of 'Criminal Minds' had to work with Patrick Jane and Theresa Lisbon of 'The Mentalist'." Focus on character interaction.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011
Not to Blame by RadioShack84 reviews
The events of L.D.S.K. didn't leave Reid unscathed. Follows on directly from the end of the episode. Reid whump. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/19/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Mind Blown by Chloe Winchester reviews
Tag to 6.12 Spencer's head is going to explode, he's in so much pain he can't see and he can't take it anymore... NO SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Arsenic and Red Lace by 221b Baker Street reviews
Stomach flu epidemic at the CBI and murder at a Nursing Home in Rocklin, CA. Jane is getting sick and Lisbon is getting worried - could there by more than milk and sugar in the tea? A tribute to a classic play, dedicated to Alamo Girl!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010
Masquerade by TellyAddict reviews
The signs were subtle at first, too subtle for all but the keenest eye. But over subsequent weeks the rest of the team began to realise Reid was keeping something from them. This is my take on the limited "evidence" of Reid's secret so far during season 6
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Complications by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Set towards the end of season 2 finale. Frank kidnapes Reid and finds out about Reid's drug problem. Gideon tries to save Reid before it's too late but can Reid surive another kidnapping so soon after the first? PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Shot by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
What if it was Reid, not Garcia, who went on a hot date and got shot? He also had a fight with Morgan. Reid's life barely hangs on by a thread as they try and track down the shooter while Morgan won't stop hating himself. PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2010
Missing by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
They find Reid overdosed and Tobias gone. They rush him to the hospital. Overnight Tobias/Charles comes back and takes Reid out of rage. Can Reid handle being captured again? Can they survive losing him a second time?PLEASE REVIEW! UPDATED!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2010
A Long Night by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Morgan and Reid are stuck in the elevator overnight. What makes it worse is Reid has a bad cough that gets worse and worse and hit his head and might have a concussion. Can Morgan keep Reid awake through the night? hurt/comfort PLEASE REVIEW! UPDATED!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010
Someone To Watch Over Me by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Set in the hospital after Revelations. Reid has been captured for a few days so he has to detox from the drugs. Morgan stays with him to keep him company. A one shot unless people want more. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2010
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Healing by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
A one shot where Morgan walks in on Reid in the bathroom about to take the drugs. Furious Morgan demans to know what's going on and Reid breaks down in front of him. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Buried Alive by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
A short fic of what would have happened if Tobias had buried Reid alive and that's how the team found him and how much more traumitized Reid would have been, PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Recovery by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
A short fic that takes place right after they rescue Reid from the kidnapping. The team and Reid tells with the aftermath as Reid tries to come out of the shock he's in. PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Grumpy and Gimpy by SpecialParanoia reviews
Reid and Garcia stuck in an elevator. Silly little one-shot, not meant to be taken seriously.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Rebuilding Life by Kezzabear reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort but is going back to his life going to be easy? What will he go back to, the life he once had is meaningless now. It's time to build a new one and to create a new post-Voldemort world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 451,771 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Count My Scars by sick-atxxheart reviews
Harry walked willingly to Voldemort and somehow survived. But the torture he was forced to endure before it was all over left him broken and scarred. Can he become whole again, even through his pain, with the help of Ginny and those who love him? Reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Harry P.
Sick by restless-mess reviews
Work-a-holics don't take sick days. They camp out at headquarters and annoy their teammates. Jane/Lisbon fun and some team humour.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Fear by Bonzodog reviews
Valkyrie finally finds something that can scare Skulduggery. Crack!fic, no pairings. First SD fic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
A Change Of Destiny by WiCkEd13 reviews
Sequel to CoE Life as Harry Potter knew it had changed drastically. He finds himself enjoyed his entrie summer holiday and not looking as forward to going back to his beloved Hogwarts. But as the war rages on, Harry's perfect and carefree life crumbles
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
A Change Of Events by WiCkEd13 reviews
What if something different happened in the Department of Mysteries? What if Harry didn't find out the prophecy from Dumbledore? What if Harry followed Sirius beyond the veil? What would happen...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,284 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Cruciatus by antea-aevum reviews
[One-Shot] What if Umbridge had really cast the Cruciatus spell on Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by Fanfix reviews
Harry is abused 24 hours a day, since his Uncle Vernon started to drink. But what happens when Dumbledore asks Severus Snape to escort Harry to the Weasley’s. Harry/Ginny (Contains abuse, no sex)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sanctuary by Xanthia Morgan reviews
Warning! Child abuse theme. Harry becomes ill and must have help. Uncle Vernon gets his due. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/3/2000 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Behind the Scenes, CM reviews
These are short stories which include my memories but have been altered to revolve around everyone's favourite characters. No pairings, each story unrelated, does not fit in the story line. Will mainly centre around Reid. So far: Truth or Dare, Fainting, Peanut, Gullible, Gangnam Style,
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Lucinda, The Collection reviews
This is a collection of Luce's past lives, all over the world. These are historically accurate and include many different situations. Daniel/Luce
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Lucinda P., Daniel G.
Aurea Lupus reviews
Set in GoF. What if Harry was hurt right before the Triwizard Cup reached him and Cedric's body? Follow Harry as he struggles to deal with being a werewolf through the rest of his years at Hogwarts. No slash, cannon pairings, follows the books
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Scarlet Snow reviews
A series of one-shots about our favourite Mentalist characters, updated daily in sequences. Each prompt has been written by both myself and 'thetyger' in two seperate stories, with the goal of seeing how much they differ. Some will be funny, others will be sad, so enjoy! Check out Red Letter by thetyger for the other version.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
Secrets reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid has many secrets that he will not share, but when one of these secrets is in trouble and Reid's life is at risk, will it be time to let in those who he can trust? Or will he hold his silence and suffer the concequences?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - S. Reid
The Talent reviews
Patrick Jane and the CBI arrive at a crime scene to find more than what they expected. Yes, there is a dead body, but there is also 15 year old girl, Ailae, with skills similar to Jane's. He doesn't know her, but she knows him. How, why, and what next?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Patrick J.
Quidditch Quirks reviews
It is during Harry's fifth year, and the next Quidditch match is Gryffindor vs. Slytherin. Slytherin take advantage of Gryffindor, pulling a terrible stunt never before seen. It is up to Harry and Hermione to save Gryffindor from pain before it's too late
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind The Scenes, TM reviews
These are short stories based around my memories but altered to include our favourite characters. If any pairings they will be Grigsby. So far: Grace's pain.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Grace vP., Teresa L.
The Fears of Two Heroes reviews
Everyone has fears, even Skulduggery and Valkyrie. Although some fears are a little shocking and unexpected. It takes a doctors appointment, a pathetic criminal and some clever bargaining to discover this, read and find out what happens! No pairings
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Keep Me Sane reviews
This is a one-shot into the mind of a genius known as Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Misinterpreted Plans reviews
The BAU team are dealing with an interesting challenge when they are faced with an unsub who believes he is doing the world a favour. How does the team deal with it, and how does Reid react?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Charlie Swan Car Accident reviews
Edward takes Bella to the hospital where she finds out in the worst way possible that Charlie swan has been in a car accident with her former best friend Jacob Black. How will bella react? And how will Edward comfort her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
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