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COPY AND PASTES:
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile!
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Dear goodness, Allamonalla, seriously?)
If you have ever tried to grow wings, post this too.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a conversation with a cat, copy and paste this into your profile.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, Bookworm290, Goose-chan, Marlicat
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed."
"Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them."
"I used all my sick days, so I called in dead..."
"No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!"
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"
"When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?"
"When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then."
"I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse!"
"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over!"
"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!"
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide."
Step one: Tell the truth.
Step Two: Run.
"If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?"
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?"
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"When in doubt, make up words!"
"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"
"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."
"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide."
"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."
"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..."
"Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!"
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."
"People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."
-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
"If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up."
"Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much."
"Please: Don't throw your cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer."
"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Welcome to the internet, pants optional."
"Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."
"History doesn't repeat itself. It yells, 'Didn't you hear what I just said?!' and lets the hammer fly."
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."
-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to torture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy
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This is the longest, grammatically correct, non-punctuated sentence that one can make with only one word. Buffalo can mean: 1) prop. noun- a city in New York 2) noun- an animal 3) verb- to pester, annoy, or confuse
To make sense of this, replace definition two with 'people' and definition three with 'intimidate.'
Buffalo people (whom) Buffalo people intimidate (also) intimidate Buffalo people.
Courtesy of William J. Rapaport from the University of (where else?) Buffalo!
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