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Joined 01-11-11, id: 2698923, Profile Updated: 03-15-11
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Disclaimer: this is my disclaimer to anything I write. Now, I can write freely!

I am forever.and.always.unwritten (right?) but my real name is Jessamine. I won't tell you my last name because I'm smart like that. I'm between the ages of 14 and 50. My favorite things to do are read, write, read, watch movies, read, direct, read, edit movies, and did I say read? I'm a total geek!

I live with my best friend Allie, who has consented to having her name put on my profile. She isn't a writer, but an avid reader only. She is perfect in every way, shape, and form. No joke.

In a nutshell, I am...
- bitchy
- sarcastic
- funny
- sarcastically funny
- right-brained
- semi-pretty
- sleepy ALL THE TIME
- a decaf coffee lover
- a pessimist
- a compulsive-grammar-and-spelling-corrector
- a singer
- a director :):)

The Greatest Authors of All Time:
- Ellen Hopkins :D
- JK Rowling
- Lemony Snickett
- ME!

The Greatest Movies of All Time:
- ALL Pirates of the Caribbean's
- ALL Harry Potter movies
- Beastly
- The Uninvited

The Greatest Quotes of All Time:
- (MY FAVE!) "Pretty speech from a captor. But words whispered through prison bars lose their charm" - Elizabeth Swann, PotC: At World's End
- "The world's still the same. There's just...less in it" - Captain Jack Sparrow, PotC: At World's End
- "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
- "It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever" - Captain Teague, PotC: At World's End
- "Tia Dalma! Out and about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delerium" - Captain Jack Sparrow, PotC: At World's End

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an over-controlling psycho.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I GOT STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE(D) MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (LOL. I'm pimpin' my buds.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling psycho.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I CUT MY WRISTS, so I MUST hate my life


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The End of the Earth by Miss Katonic reviews
A whole crew was willing to journey to the edge of the world to bring Jack back from the grave. Someone had to feel the same for Barbossa.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,429 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Hector B., Will Turner III - Complete
Loving You In Silence by linalove reviews
Silence had been her best friend since she was born but the only time she really wished to speak was when she met him.Jack Sparrow/OC. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,804 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Caribbean Vacation Part 1 by KELZTASTiC reviews
People were asking for it, so here it is. Jack/OC, Will/OC. Two girls thrust into the world of Pirates and their many misadventures.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Caribbean Vacation: Part 2 by KELZTASTiC reviews
Sequel to our first fic. Jack/OC, Will/OC, the plot follows Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Hindsight by Tigertutu.Cosplay reviews
It was one kiss, one simple kiss. But it was not so innocent. Fanny is with another boy, and Hoagie doesn't like it one bit. 2x86x19th tri
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Fanny F./Numbuh 86 - Complete
Colour Me With Red by Acepilot6 reviews
Reposted without lyrics. TL on Valentines Day, please review.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Tommy P., Lil D. - Complete
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Time and Tide, Love reviews
Allie and Jessamine are cast into the world of piratry with their blacksmith friend when a certain pirate captain arrives in Port Royal. Following the three movie plots. JackOC and WillOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Suave reviews
Sequel to 'Debonair'. Jack and Emberlynn are searching for the Fountain of Youth, but obstacles must be faced, including a jealousy, a new boy, and Blackbeard!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Debonair reviews
I backed away, letting his hand drop from my damp hair. "I still don't hate you." JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,340 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete