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Author has written 17 stories for Misc. Books, Lord of the Rings, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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The Blood of Misery by Panic Lover 01 reviews
Misery Collins wasn't considered "normal." She cut herself, which is something society did not deem "normal." She was a bit of a nocturnal person, taking walks through the forest every night at midnight. Again, not "normal." And those not-so-normal walks are what got her kidnapped by vampires to be sold as a blood-slave. Until something else happened.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,177 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Loyalty Unyielding by Zlu and Luff reviews
This story follows Melkor and Sauron through the events of the Silmarillion and beyond, covering times good and bad, victories and falls from grace. Serious at times and entertaining at others. Slash.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,723 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron
Fair Ravenclaw by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Close friends Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin travel north for the funeral of renowned duellist, Raghnall Ravenclaw. There, they meet his young and deeply surprising widow. Founders Era oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Salazar S., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
The Burnt God by Love Missile reviews
Melkor has been imprisoned in the halls of Mandos for all too long. The day of the trial is approaching, and now he's willing to do almost anything to convince his jailer of his change of heart. From then onwards, everything seems to go downhill for him, and upon returning to Angband, his relationship with Sauron will turn rather tense. SLASH.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Exchanged Minds by elfchicks reviews
Involves certain persons exchanging minds with other persons. Very much non-canon. At long last, chapter five up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Domestic and Mundane Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy by cowbellgalore reviews
Fr/UK-UK/Fr:'The Domestic and Incredibly Mundane Existence of Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy'- is the full title but it doesn't fit. A collection of snapshots of Arthur and Francis through their domestic and incredibly mundane existence. -human names- AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - France, England/Britain
Chained by AzureSkye23 reviews
Maedhros is a prisoner in Angband, and Morgoth is about to make a rather infamous decision about his fate. When he does so, Maedhros meets another who is just as much a prisoner as he–abet in a very different way. Birthday fic for CrackinAndProudOfIt. Happy Birthday Crackers!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Maedhros, Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Failure by AzureSkye23 reviews
At the end of the Third Age, Melkor gets some company in the Void. Not my usual take on these two, and not connected to anything else I've written. Now continued with the Dagor Dagorath.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Save Me From December by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A pathetic whore, like himself, getting injected with drugs in an alleyway doesn't sound like a lucky break, but he'd be surprised what miracle finds him. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, minor USUK. Rated M for Language, Lemons, Torture, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,725 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Russian Monument Liechtenstein by loveboylove reviews
At the end of World War II, Liechtenstein must make a choice that could financially destroy her country, people, and bring the might of the Soviet down upon her. Without the aid of western might, she relies on only herself and her countrymen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Liechtenstein, Russia - Complete
Different Hearts, Same Love by CreamPuffBunny reviews
With a strange disease sweeping across the land, Francis, a nobleman, escapes his city. Lost in the woods without a clue, he meets strange yet fascinating man named Arthur who resides in the forest. Two men from completely different worlds try to get along as they travel to a place free of disease. However, Arthur is harboring a deadly secret from Francis. FrancisxArthur AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,279 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
A Demonic Game of Cat and Mouse by Arashi no Ko reviews
One is a stalker and the other is a student. One is a demon looking for a toy and the other is his next target...Will he get a second chance? Lame summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - France, England/Britain
2P or not 2P by iwillholdonhope reviews
2P!Hetalia FACE drabbles. No 1P characters, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America, England/Britain
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
The Gate by Leelee5 reviews
AU. Mary Sues or the Maidens have overrun Middle earth, yet one Sue does the unthinkable: she wants to go home. With an army of Sues blocking her path, she will need the help of canon characters to get back home. Unfinished
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Soft winds, and gentle laughter by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Before being a huge powerful Empire, he was just a little boy, constantly running from his older brothers and France. Little England fic! Contains fruk friendship, and OC Scotland, Ireland, and Wales. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - England/Britain, France
The Sister Swap by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,673 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011
Mercilessly by ipona reviews
Some nights, they make love. Some nights, it's beautiful. Tonight is not one of those nights. France/England, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Upon the Fields of Barley by Mina1914 reviews
Consensual and loving sex, after Francis returns from a business trip in Berlin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
France's New Angleterre by Firey-Nii-Wolf reviews
Someone must hate him. I'm sorry, I mean HER. One Norwegian spell gone wrong and England is transformed into a girl. Can she cope with Sealand as her new son and a possessive France as her boyfriend? Forget the Queen, God save England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - France, England/Britain
I Think You Know What I'm Thinking by OKFan reviews
""If you don't get rid of that garbage," he ran his thumb over the dark blonde scruff, "then I will."" Kink-meme De-anon. UK/Fr Shaving Kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Daemon by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
When Gilbert finds an injured boy in the woods and adopts him he now faces the challenge of not only raising a boy with no english skills but who is the son of the devil as well. Demon!Ludwig Parental!GilbertxLudwig On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Midnight Adventure by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
A FACE story. When the children sneak out for a midnight adventure, Mommy and Daddy are forced to team up to find them. Finally Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Storms by hannica7 reviews
England's in another argument with Scotland, so he's decided to take refuge at France's house until he and Scotland calms down. Much to France's delight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Brothers by ScatteringAshes reviews
The Italy brothers have beginnings that go back further than anyone else realized...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,503 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
The Eastward Road by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
Princess Eva of Germania has the power to make an alliance that will change the course of history, if she can she can survive the journey to his kingdom. Determined to do her duty, she sets out to marry the Emperor Kiku, accompanied and protected by one brave Captain Yao...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,018 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - China, Liechtenstein - Complete
Chocolate and Rude Customers by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Belgium spent her Valentine's Day working in a chocolate shop, while Romano spent his avoiding Spain. What happens when they met up in a bar?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Belgium, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Follow the Valentine Road by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Arthur Kirkland wakes up alone in bed, only to find that today is the most dreaded day of the year. February 14th. But with a boyfriend like Francis, what kind of fluffy madness will ensue?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
From Me to You by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. A series of adventures between little England and Rome, because who knows what will happen between a rebellious island and the world's strongest empire over two hundred years? Well, apparently a lot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ancient Rome, England/Britain - Complete
Live A Little by LiechLiet reviews
AU. Prince Freyr is alone and bored. But when Lady Lili Zwingli arrives at court, can she lead him out of his shell and into a world of happiness, friendship and even love? Fluff, romance. Happy holidays, everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Es Sólo Tu Corazón by chris locke reviews
Lovino has been in love with Spain for as long as he can remember. All he wants is to be with his former caretaker, but he soon finds out that the Spain he knew as a child is no longer there...and the real one is far more dangerous. Spamano, yandere!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,582 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Extremley capable? by Asgard warrior reviews
My name is Willow. I am 17 and about to be adopted by a suspicious character named "Lestat" and his boyfriend, along with their demon kindergartener from hell. This ain't gonna end well.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
First Time by Rungian Analysis reviews
France can still remember the first time he had sex. He wishes he could forget. One-shot, France/Francis Bonnefoy centered. Dark fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - France, Ancient Rome - Complete
Playground Buddies by ColourHunter reviews
Sometimes all it takes is a little push to get a relationship swinging. Little kid IceLiech playground fluff. human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Pleasantly Plump by Ms. S Rose reviews
Request by Nutty Nerd. Marianna is a 22 year old girl who represents San Marino. When she hangs out with Germany, her Italian brothers, something mean is said and a tall handsome man with a big nose comes in for comfort. A sweet fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Russia
Violet Eyes by Ms. S Rose reviews
Siberian blizzards consume a young girl before Russia finds her and saves her. Just a quick onehsot thingy about a random girl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Russia - Complete
Stop Being a Nation by Seychelles by APDubtalia reviews
I am done. I am through. I am just sick of it all. I am sick of everyone telling me that I'm a skanky whore. I am done. I am through. I am just sick of it all. You can go find yourself another nation. I give up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Seychelles - Complete
The Day I KOLKOLed by Sushi Sensei reviews
Italy is sick of the world stepping all over him so in a bid to show the world he isn't just about pasta, he swaps his white flag for a lead pipe and his "please don't hurt me" for "become one with Italy da?" Sounds like a certain Russian we all know?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - N. Italy, Russia
Ivan's Pet Problem by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Single father Ivan Braginski heads to the pet store with his two sons, Ludwig and Gilbert, in tow. He's furious because of little Gilbo's present dying, and has to deal with a very annoying pet store owner! Parody of the MP sketch "Dead Parrot".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Russia - Complete
NICO DI ANGELO: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NICO DI ANGELO unit! This manual was made in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials. Based on LolliDictator's manuals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
The Kids' Table by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. During a dinner party, Latvia, Sealand, and Liechtenstein are forced to sit at the kids' table. What happens when Sealand wants to sit with the adults and Liechtenstein makes friends with roaches?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sealand, Liechtenstein - Complete
PERSEUS JACKSON: User Guide and Manual by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For some reason, you have just purchased your very own PERSEUS JACKSON unit! This manual was made in order for you, the owner, to understand how to extract the very best of your unit. Based on LolliDictator's manuals
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Für Elizabeta by LiechLiet reviews
Hetalia Infant School! Tomboy explorer Elizabeta must look after shy new boy Roderich on his first day - what will happen? AusHun, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Nico's Summer Diary by April Mayz reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Nico go on "vacation" in Starbuck, Washington. Story told from Nico's view.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
We Saw Papa Tickle Santa Claus! by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Piano Lad by QueenOfBeasts reviews
Sam lived a fairly normal life. An up-and-coming musician in New York City, he's a happy guy. That is until he meets a man and woman who share so many of his traits, it's more than a little scary. Could it just be a coincidence, or something more?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Are You Happy? by Valkryie Cullen reviews
The top 10 Happiest Countries on Earth for 2011. And their reactions to such.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Baltics with Issues by Crazee Canadia reviews
Based of Llamas with Hats on YouTube. There is a Carl for each Baltic to play - because there are three Llamas with hats - and other FilmCow Hetalia parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
Poveglia by Solaris Moon reviews
A trilogy exploring the island the Italian government has purposed and repurposed before roping it off, and three differing reactions
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Shades of Grey by Mirach reviews
Manwë visits Melkor in the Void, and finds pity for the former enemy in his heart. Sometimes, there are shades of grey between white and black...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Manwë, Morgoth - Complete
Return Policy by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If you don't like the quality of your product, or you just can't frigging stand it, return it for a full refund. Can we get an overnight delivery to Canada? Crack. Bashing of a certain singer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Grocery Store by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Does This Look Like Middle Earth to You? by Karm Starkiller reviews
A fanfiction author and her little sister jump into the Lord of the Rings during the Council of Elrond. They have the power to control everything. Will chaos rule, or will some order remain? Includes minor non-LotR characters. Now on The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
The Innocence of a Child by Jeanne'sWhiteRose reviews
A crackfic that I'm pretty sure I wrote while I was high on Vicodin a few days after I had my appendix removed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - England/Britain
Your Papá and Papa by Kitty Faerie reviews
Germany and Italy have a child. But who is it? Why, YOU of course! Yup, with a wave of my magic sticky thing, YOU are now Germany and Italy's adorable child ! And by the way, YOU are amazingly cute! Written in 2nd person; heavily implied yaoi; oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
How the Triple Entente Got its Name by Kitty Faerie reviews
Russia, England, and France make an Alliance before the start of WWI. But France wants to be called something cool! The Metal Pipe Alliance? The Alliance of Love? Friends Forever? Why is it so hard to pick a name? Crack, Drabble, No pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Demigods of the Ring by Quill-and-Parchment reviews
For Percy, Thalia and Nico, a good Sunday afternoon is spent together with some friends, chillin' out over some Cokes and watch the Rangers beat the crap out of Yankees. NOT sent into a world where they didn't know about - in a BOX.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010
Rakes and Brothers Don't Mix by Eden Tiberius Eliott reviews
Aloysius and Diogenes get bored...*shudders* Young Pender-brothers fic! NOT Slash.
Pendergast series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - A. Pendergast, Diogenes P. - Complete
Finery Like Foxes Teeth by Nakimochiku reviews
He was dismayed to find that even without the jewelry, Francis was still a god. France x England, lemon oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Day at the Beach by Seto's Nice Girl reviews
Seychelles and Sealand have fun at the beach.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Seychelles, Sealand - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
What the Olympians Don't Want You to See by Fishpony reviews
Let's face it, the winners write the textbook. So is it too hard to believe that the Olympian's censored bits and peices of their history. Well this is the, mostly, true collection of Greek Myths.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
A Fool's Devotion by Severed Nerves reviews
Lestat pays Louis a visit on his deathbed. Adult themes inculding violence/blood or gore, nudity and graphic descriptions of sex as well as dubious consent. VAMPIRE CHRONICLES
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
Ladies' Guide To Middleearth's Eligible Bachelors by Virtuella reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Happy Halloween by Darkfire75 reviews
AU dysfunctional family fic. "You're a bloody -vampire-, Francis. That's -hardly- original."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Conference by Canadino reviews
I see England, I see France...and I don't see a very happy parent-teacher conference. AU, slight France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Guide To Original Characters by dnrl reviews
A quick look at the creation of good, solid, OCs. Includes tips on how to avoid Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Information about self-inserts and what exactly is wrong with them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
There is no way! by Luthien and Tari Oronar reviews
Caitlin is astonished to find an unexpected visitor on a stormy night. Join her and Boromir through a long series of misdaventures. Please R&R, it should be good for laughs. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Boromir
Masquerade by Elendiari22 reviews
Arwen hosts a series of masquerade balls in Minas Tirith. During the festivities, doors are unlocked and secrets long asleep are awoken.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,948 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Peregrin T., Eowyn
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Proposal reviews
Alfred finally decides to propose to Elise... outside a McDonald's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2012 - America, Liechtenstein - Complete
Parental Comfort reviews
Dmitri looks for comfort from his father after having a nightmare. Luckily, his father cares. Features OC Moscow
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Russia - Complete
Persistence reviews
Natalya was sick of that stupid Italian man bothering her. He was a pest! Martino, however, saw his attempts as romantic persistence. OC/Canon. OC genderbent!San Marino
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Belarus - Complete
Honey, I'm Home reviews
A little moment in the domestic lives of Francis and Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/16/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Addictions reviews
Francis enjoys smoking cigarettes. Arthur does not like it one bit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bedtime reviews
A peek into the moments before Arthur and Francis retire to bed for the night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Pantomime Xenophobia reviews
It was an act, really. It hadn't meant anything in a long time. They kept the facade for their entertainment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Lost Girdle: Book 1 reviews
Sophia Anderson thinks she's a normal girl. That is, until a monster attacks her and she has to go to a school for demigods, like her. What's worse, a certain goddess has lost her girdle and it's up to Sophia and her new friends to find it.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Стекло Лили reviews
"Glass Lily" Liechtenstein always looked at Russia whenever she thought he wasn't looking. He also was watching her. They were determined to be together, but certain people stood in their way. RussLiech
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Russia, Liechtenstein
The Seychellois Fish Slapping Dance reviews
Ever wonder where the famous Fish Slapping Dance skit from Monty Python came from? This story explains it all. Written to celebrate Seychelles' birthday, June 29th. Happy Birthday! T for some choice words
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Seychelles, France - Complete
Snapshots of San Marino reviews
The story of a tiny and rather obscure country known as San Marino. From her beginnings as a safe haven for Christians in the Roman Empire, to her modern relationship with the country of Serbia. T for language and some violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
The Beatles vs The Rolling Stones reviews
America thinks The Beatles are better than The Rolling Stones. He also thinks The Beatles are an American band. He tells England this, and, well... England is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mother's Day Flower Fiasco reviews
A young woman goes to get some flowers for her mother for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, she goes to the wrong shop and gets into an unusual occurence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Russia - Complete
Natalia and the Three Baltics reviews
Little Natalia gets lost in the woods and finds the home of the three Baltics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Ukraine Girls really knock me Out reviews
Something happens to America when he tries to visit Ukraine. Something very painful. Slight song fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/19/2011 - America, Ukraine - Complete
Become one with what? reviews
Aragorn receives a strange visitor with an even stranger request...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Aragorn, Russia - Complete
To a friend reviews
This poem is dedicated to one of my most wonderful friends. First time I read it through, I cried a bit.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
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