Flaming Bones
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Joined 01-11-11, id: 2699466, Profile Updated: 01-28-13
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, and One Piece.

I haven’t told you a lot about myself and my profile page has been completely blank for nearly a year now so I think I will start telling you.

I LOVE anime. It is amazing. My favorites are One Piece, Naruto, Fairytail, and Bleach.

I am a bookworm. I can read the entire Harry Potter series in a day.

While I love writing, my typing is the speed of a snail. And I am not kidding. I am one of those people that believes that one finger pushes every computer key. So yea, slooooooooooow typer. Also I don’t believe in copying things so I type every letter in my stories. Which is one of the reasons I take so long in updating my Harry Potter story, as I have to re-right the entire chapter.


"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... I go and get a boat to save your stupid ass!"


If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Sakura is USELESS!! and should be killed off, copy and paste this into your profile.


92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to your profile. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!


The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by Zoneshifter D and FictionReader98

1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy
2) Thou shalt point out the parts you disliked, if any.
3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why
4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!!
5) Thou shalt not give anonymous reviews, for the authors might want to reply to thine criticism!
6) Thou shalt not flame
7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum!
8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism!
9) Thou shalt review as much as possible, not merely once!
10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when he turns you down.

BEST FRIENDS: go up behind him and yell, "It's because you're gay, right?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you laughing and saying "Okay, one more time, but this time, learn to run faster!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps your stuff for so long that you forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will pick you up when your fall

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

STEREOTYPES ARE LAME. Bold the ones that you are and hate that people label you as.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m ARGENTINIAN, so I’m MUST be prideful and egocentric.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Its called Belt out Loud)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Who isn't anyway?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
(People actually think that? -.-")
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
(you haven't been introduced to them yet!)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I am, actually. Killing babies ain't exactly cool, you know?)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. (Ok i actually have heard this before, but really? Really?)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND (not yet, at least) so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill..'

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Below is a very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG list of quotes. it6 might take you a while to read it! :P!!

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies." -Aristotle

"I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better." -Plutarch

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." -Marlene Dietrich

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." -Oprah Winfrey

"The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you." -Elbert Hubbard

"True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." -George Burns

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -Fran Lebowitz

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." -Katharine Hepburn

"Imagination rules the world." -Napoleon Bonaparte

"The man who has no imagination has no wings." -Muhammad Ali

"Action is the real measure of intelligence." -Napoleon Hill

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." -Charles Darwin

“Get mad, then get over It.” -Colin Powell

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” -Phyllis Diller

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.” -Mark Twain

“If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.” -J. Paul Getty

“The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows. ” -Aristotle Onassis

“Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased by tales, so is the other.” -Francis Bacon

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.”” -Bill Maher

“All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams.” -Elias Canetti

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

“Experience is a great teacher.” -John Legend

"The richest man in the world is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least."

"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of." - Bruce Lee

"As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big." - Donald Trump

"When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough." - Donald Trump

”There is no vaccine against stupidity” – Albert Einstein

"Winners never quit, quitters never win" - Winston Churchill

"Meaning is what creates energy” – Anthony Robbins

" I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin

"He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future." -Adolf Hitler

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."

- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."

- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"

- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."

- Charlton Heston (1924-)

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."

- Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

- Robert Pirsig (1948-)

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

- Saint Augustine (354-430)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Except maybe Pi.

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."

- Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."

- Richard Dawkins (1941-)

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."

- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

"This book fills a much-needed gap."

- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."

- definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."

- e e cummings (1894-1962)

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."

- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"I'll moider da bum."

- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."

- Yogi Berra

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."

- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."

- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."

- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."

- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

"There are no facts, only interpretations."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."

- Edsgar Dijkstra (1930-2002)

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

- Bjarne Stroustrup

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."

- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895)

"Dancing is silent poetry."

- Simonides (556-468bc)

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near."

- Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain."

- Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)

We have art to save ourselves from the truth."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."

- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."

- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

- unknown

"If you are going through hell, keep going."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions."

- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."

- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."

- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."

- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

"Facts are the enemy of truth."

- Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha"

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."

- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

- Anais Nin (1903-1977)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."

- Frederick (II) the Great

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."

- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."

- George Eliot (1819-1880)

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

- Steven Wright

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."

- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."

- Vince Lombardi

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."

- James Branch Cabell

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."

- John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."

- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."

- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."

- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

- Umberto Eco

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."

- Jimmy Durante

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."

- Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."

- Albert Giacometti (sculptor)

"There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet."

- Randy Pausch (1960-2008)

"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

- Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."

- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

- Frank Zappa

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

- Antoine de Saint Exupery

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

- Isaac Asimov

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

- Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."

- G. B. Burgin

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

- Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

- Jimi Hendrix

"A clever man commits no minor blunders."

- Goethe (1749-1832)

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."

- Richard Bach

"A witty saying proves nothing."

- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."

- James Stephens (1882-1950)

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."

- Henry Kissinger (1923-)

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."

- Will Durant

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."

- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)

"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

- Mario Andretti

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."

- Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."

- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

- Warren Zevon (1947-2003)

"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread."

- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head."

- Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)

"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."

- Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)

"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it"

- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"While we are postponing, life speeds by."

- Seneca (3BC - 65AD)

"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."

- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

"Luck is the residue of design."

- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

- Mel Brooks

"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

"Wit is educated insolence."

- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't"

- Erica Jong (1942-)

"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man."

- Erica Jong (1942-)

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

- Maya Angelou (1928-)

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."

- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."

- Gore Vidal

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them."

- Samuel Palmer (1805-80)

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny."

- Guy Davenport

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."

- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?"

- Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."

- Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)

"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."

- Paul Dirac (1902-1984)

"I would have made a good Pope."

- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)

"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience."

- W.B. Prescott

"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."

- John von Neumann (1903-1957)

"The mistakes are all waiting to be made."

- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position

"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."

- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away."

- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."

- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."

- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."

- C. A. R. Hoare

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"What do you take me for, an idiot?"

- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."

- Bill Hirst

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."

- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."

- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"Logic is in the eye of the logician."

- Gloria Steinem

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."

- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

"Everything has been figured out, except how to live."

- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."

- Martin Fraquhar Tupper

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it."

- Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."

- Goethe (1749-1832)

"In the end, everything is a gag."

- Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)

"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people."

- Lucille S. Harper

"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

- Yogi Berra

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."

- Mae West (1892-1980)

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater."

- Gail Godwin

"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small."

- Henry Kissinger (1923-)

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men."

- Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."

- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime."

- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

"I am not young enough to know everything."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

- General George Patton (1885-1945)

"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking."

- Katherine Cebrian

"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."

- Steven Wright

"Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour."

- Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)

"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure."

- Oliver Herford (1863-1935)

"I have read your book and much like it."

- Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them."

- Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end."

- Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."

- Mae West (1892-1980)

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."

- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

"No Sane man will dance."

- Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

"Hell is a half-filled auditorium."

- Robert Frost (1874-1963)

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."

- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

"Vote early and vote often."

- Al Capone (1899-1947)

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"Hell is other people."

- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

- Thomas Jones

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

- Al Capone (1899-1947)

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

- Gloria Leonard

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

- Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

- Robert Orben

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."

- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

- Revelation 6:8

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."

- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."

- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."

- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk."

- Harold Robbins

"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things."

- Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)

"What about things like bullets?"

- Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981)

"How can I lose to such an idiot?"

- A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."

- Woody Allen (1935-)

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."

- Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)

"Men have become the tools of their tools."

- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."

- Gore Vidal

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

- Woody Allen (1935-)

"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives."

- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually."

- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me."

- Charles William Stubbs

"Sanity is a madness put to good uses."

- George Santayana (1863-1952)

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."

- Fred Allen (1894-1956)

"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."

- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."

- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

"Why don't you write books people can read?"

- Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)

"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."

- T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)

"Criticism is prejudice made plausible."

- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."

- Tom Stoppard

"Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting."

- Karl Wallenda

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."

- Sun Tzu

"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar."

- Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)

" The best way to predict the future is to invent it."

- Alan Kay

"Never mistake motion for action."

- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

- Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)

"Hell is paved with good samaritans."

- William M. Holden

"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Silence is argument carried out by other means."

- Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967)

"Well done is better than well said."

- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

"The average person thinks he isn't."

- Father Larry Lorenzoni

"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."

- William Congreve (1670-1729)

"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century."

- Lewis Perelman

"Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency."

- Lewis Perelman

"Sometimes it is not enough to do our best; we must do what is required."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready."

- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal."

- Sigfried Hulzer

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."

- Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943

"I think it would be a good idea."

- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

- Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!"

- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" "

- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy."

- Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity."

- Irving Kristol

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."

- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible."

- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

- H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."

- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."

- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood."

- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."

- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato)

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

- last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."

- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

- Tom Clancy

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both."

- Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), "The Prince"

"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."

- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."

- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

- Yogi Berra

"There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole."

- Bill Wulf

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher."

- Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"Write drunk; edit sober."

- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault."

- Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

"Love is friendship set on fire."

- Jeremy Taylor

"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate."

- Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was

"Woman was God's second mistake."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong."

- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper

"For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing."

- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run."

- Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

"He would make a lovely corpse."

- Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

- Irvin S. Cobb

"I worship the quicksand he walks in."

- Art Buchwald

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"A poem is never finished, only abandoned."

- Paul Valery (1871-1945)

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."

- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?"

- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."

- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.

"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."

- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.

"Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis."

- Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God.

"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need."

- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"The truth is more important than the facts."

- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

- Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

“If there is no love and respect in the world, then there is nothing to respect and love.”

-Connor Finemore 2010 Nov. 18

“World War Three will be fought with nuclear weapons, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones.”

-Albert Einstein

“Don’t know why people say dogs a mans best friend, but all I have to say is that it is the weekend.”

- Connor Finemore 2010 Nov. 18

“Don’t cry because it is over, Smile because it happened.”

-Dr. Seuss

“Don’t leave a question half answered, work until you know.”

- Olivia Finemore 2010 Nov. 1

"A little learning is a dangerous thing."

Alexander Pope - English poet, 1680-1744

"A mind always employed is always happy."

Thomas Jefferson - April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826, the third President of the United States (1801–1809)

"A picture is worth a thousand words."

Fred R. Barnard - from an article by Fred R. Barnard in the advertising trade journal, Printers' Ink

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever."

John Keats - October 1795 – 23 February 1821- last born of the English Romantic poets

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

Erica Jong - born March 26, 1942 - American author and teacher

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other thing."

Abraham Lincoln - February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865 -16th President of the United States from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

Winston Churchill - British politician, 1874-1965

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

M.K. Gandhi - October 1869 – 30 January 1948 - political and spiritual leader of India during the Indian independence movement

"An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously."

Charles F. Kettering - August 29, 1876 – November 24 / November 25, 1958 - American inventor

"Ask not what your country can do for you--ask what you can do for your country."

John F. Kennedy - 35th President of the United States, 1917 - 1963

"Believe that you are defeated, believe it long enough, and it is likely to become a fact."

Norman Vincent Peale - American Protestant preacher and writer - May 31, 1898 – December 24, 1993

"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."

André Gide - French author and winner of the Nobel Prize - 22 November 1869 – 19 February 1951

"Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future."

John F. Kennedy - 35th President of the United States, 1917 - 1963

"A mind always employed is always happy."

Thomas Jefferson - April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826, the third President of the United States (1801–1809) and the principal author of the Declaration of Independence (1776)

"Don't hate, it's too big a burden to bear."

Martin Luther King, Jr. American clergyman, prominent leader in the African American civil rights movement - January 15, 1929 – April 4, 1968

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."

Albert Schweitzer - Franco-German theologian, organist, philosopher, and physician, African missionary, 1875 - 1965

"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder."

George Washington - military and political leader in the formation of the United States of America, First American President - February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799

"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread."

Alexander Pope - English poet, 1680-1744

"He that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword."

Jesus Christ - central figure of Christianity - 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE

"He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it a second time."

Thomas Jefferson - April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826, the third President of the United States (1801–1809)

"Hitch your wagon to a star."

Ralph Waldo Emerson - American lecturer, essayist, and poet - May 25, 1803 – April 27, 1882

"Home is the place, when you have to go there; they have to take you in."

Robert Frost - American poet - March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963

"I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have."

Abraham Lincoln - February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865 -16th President of the United States from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."

Edith Sitwell - British Poet - 7 September 1887 – 9 December 1964

"I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April

Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may happen. Keep in the sunlight.

- Benjamin Franklin

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

- Benjamin Franklin

He that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"He who lives by the sword dies by the sword."

Jesus Christ - central figure of Christianity - 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE

"He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it easier to do it a second time."

Thomas Jefferson - April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826, the third President of the United States (1801–1809)

"Hitch your wagon to a star."

Ralph Waldo Emerson - American lecturer, essayist, and poet - May 25, 1803 – April 27, 1882

"Home is the place, when you have to go there; they have to take you in."

Robert Frost - American poet - March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963

"I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live up to what light I have."

Abraham Lincoln - February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865 -16th President of the United States from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."

Edith Sitwell - British Poet - 7 September 1887 – 9 December 1964

"I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter."

Blaise Pascal - French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer - June 19, 1623 – August 19, 1662

"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

Thomas Edison - Considered that greatest inventor of all time, 1846 - 1931

"I think and think for months, for years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"I want to know God’s thoughts… the rest are details."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer."

Aryeh Frimer

"If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants."

Isaac Newton - 4 January 1643 – 31 March 1727 – 20 March 1726 - English physicist, mathematician & astronomer

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other."

Mother Teresa - 26 August 1910 – 5 September 1997 - Catholic nun of Albanian

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

Harry S. Truman - 33rd President of the United States, 1884 - 1972

"If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it."

J. P. Morgan - April 17, 1837 - March 31, 1913 - American financier & banker

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."

Will Rogers - American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, 1879 - 1935

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."

Oscar Wilde - Irish writer and poet - 16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900

"In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing."

Friedrich Nietzsche October 15, 1844 – August 25, 1900 - 19th-century German philosopher

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried."

Winston Churchill - British politician, 1874-1965

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Aristotle - 384 BC – 322 BC - Greek philosopher

"It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."

Howard Ruff - Financial advisor and writer - 1931 - ?

"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up."

Vince LombardiInfluential American football coach - 1913 - 1970

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

Mark Twain - Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910 - well known by his pen name Mark Twain, - American author

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

Sun-Tzu- Chinese general and military strategist - 722–481 BC

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in."

Will Rogers - American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, 1879 - 1935

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"Love your neighbor - but don't pull down your hedge."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"My words fly up, my thoughts remain below; Words without thoughts never to heaven go."

William Shakespeare - Famous English poet and playwright - 26 April 1564 - 23 April 1616

"Nature abhors a vacuum."

Francois Rabelas - French monk and satirist 1494-1553

"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - composer of the Classical era - 27 January 1756 – 5 December 1791

“I’m standing on the outside and looking in, and I don’t give a shit.”

- Cold Chisel

"Never leave that till to-morrow which you can do to-day."

Thomas Jefferson - April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826, the third President of the United States (1801–1809)l

"No man is justified in doing evil on the grounds of expediency."

Theodore Roosevelt - 26th President of the United States - October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919

"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs"

Henry Ford - American industrialist, Founder of Ford Motor Co. - 1863 - 1947

"Oh, East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet, Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat."

Rudyard Kipling (1865–1936)

"Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find."

John F. Kennedy- 35th President of the United States, 1917 - 1963

"One man who has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't."

George Bernard Shaw 26 July 1856 – 2 November 1950 - Irish playwright

"Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once."

Winston Churchill - British politician, 1874-1965

"Power Corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

Lord Acton - 1834-1902 - British historian, politician and educator

"Religion is the opiate of the people."

Karl Marx- German philosopher, political economist, historian, political theorist, communist, and revolutionary - 1818 - 1883

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em."

William Shakespeare - Famous English poet and playwright - 26 April 1564 - 23 April 1616

"Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested."

Francis Bacon - English philosopher, 1561 – 9 April 1626

"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

Theodore Roosevelt - 26th President of the United States - October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919

"Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing."

Winston Churchill - British politician, 1874-1965

"That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

Friedrich Nietzsche October 15, 1844 – August 25, 1900 - 19th-century German philosopher

"The Almighty has his own purposes."

Abraham Lincoln - February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865 -16th President of the United States from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865

"The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it."

Theodore Roosevelt - 26th President of the United States - October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919

"The best way to see Faith is to shut the eye of Reason."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"The buck stops here."

Harry S. Truman - 33rd President of the United States, 1884 - 1972

"The child is father of the man."

William Wordsworth - English Romantic poet - 7 April 1770 – 23 April 1850

"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."

Vince LombardiInfluential American football coach - 1913 - 1970

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

Winston Churchill - British politician, 1874-1965

"The language of friendship is not words, but meanings."

David Henry Thoreau - July 12, 1817 – May 6, 1862 American author & poet

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end."

Benjamin Disraeli- 21 December 1804 – 19 April 1881) was a British Prime Minister

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

Edward Bulwer-Lytton - English politician 25 May 1803 – 18 January 1873

"The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor."

Vince LombardiInfluential American football coach - 1913 - 1970

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."

Will Rogers - American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, 1879 - 1935

"The time to repair a roof is when the sun is shining."

John F. Kennedy - 35th President of the United States, 1917 - 1963

"There are no gains without pains."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"There never was a good war or a bad peace."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"Time is money."

Benjamin Franklin - January 17, 1706 – April 17, 1790 -one of the Founding Fathers of the United States

"To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace."

George Washington - military and political leader in the formation of the United States of America, First American President - February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799

"To err is human, to forgive divine."

Alexander Pope - English poet, 1680-1744

"We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect."

David Henry Thoreau - July 12, 1817 – May 6, 1862 American author & poet

"Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve."

Napoleon Hill - American author - October 26, 1883 – November 8, 1970

"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

Franklin D. Roosevelt - 32nd US President, held office during World War II, 1882 - 1945

"Whenever you do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you, and act accordingly."

Thomas Jefferson - April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826, the third President of the United States (1801–1809)

"Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."

Vince Lombardi - Influential American football coach - 1913 - 1970

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."

Abraham Lincoln - February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865 -16th President of the United States from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865

"You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want."

Zig Ziglar - American author, salesperson, and motivational speaker - born 1926

"You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves."

Abraham Lincoln - February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865 -16th President of the United States from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865

“100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.”

- Wayne Gretzky

““Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

'I don't much care where --' said Alice.

'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

“Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.”

- Dr. Napoleon Hill

“You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.”

- Zig Ziglar

“Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.”

- Samuel Johnson

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”

- Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

“I’m not short I’m fun sized”

- Missy Krasovic

“Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.”

- Helen Steiner Rice

“Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.”

- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.”

“Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.”

“I never met a chocolate I didn't like.”

- Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: The Next Generation

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”

- Groucho Marx

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

- Arthur Schopenhauer

“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?”

- Abraham Lincoln

“A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.”

- Frank Crane

“When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.”

- Edgar Watson Howe

“Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.”

- Albert Camus

“The best time to make friends is before you need them.”

- Ethel Barrymore

“I’m not random I just think faster than you.”

- Apple Store

“There are roses and marigolds, ever so fine, in this secret garden of mine.”

- Laura Lenox 2010 Nov. 17

“ You can’t love if you don’t laugh.”

- Caterina Moran

“Fools never catch a cold”

- Chojy Narasuku

“If you can see the admirable qualities in someone else, then why can’t you see admirable qualities in yourself.”

- Tohru Honda

Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, thats why it is called the present.

- Kung Fu Panda

Told you it was long!!

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3968 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Weathering the Storm by lovelylilvamp66 reviews
Being kidnapped wasn't exactly on Alexis to-do list. But she would have to figure out a way to survive the desolate place known as Hueco Mundo, where she grabs the attention of a certain blue haired Espada. GrimmXOC possible UlquiHime later on
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Grimmjow J.
The Hollows Mask by JadeKurosaki reviews
What if Ichigo wasn't the only human/soul reaper/hollow/quincy hybrid out there? What if there were others just like him? Teens with powers like him. What if he met a hybrid girl who also wielded Zangetsu, who was from the other side of the world? This is my take on Squad 0 before Tite Kubo-sensei revealed the real deal in the manga. Pairings: IchigoXOC, plus more to come.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 350,866 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [Ichigo K., OC] Dark Ichigo
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Captains turned wizards? by Maverick14th reviews
Toshiro and Ichigo are sent on a mission to Hogwarts. How will they deal with classes and the Triwizard Tournament? And what is Toshiro feeling for Ichigo? Set post Winter War in Bleach and during the Goblet of Fire in Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,327 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - T. Hitsugaya
Through it all again by AnimeOtakuForever5 reviews
Things have changed since the war 50 years ago. Ichigo and his friends have died and all become shinigami but the other captains start to dislike him despite his help throughout the war. Ichigo is too strong for one man to be. Some captains start to plot against him and get rid of him. Ichigo goes back in time instead, taking his place right before he saves Rukia from Seireitei.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ichigo K.
Death's New Life by animelover1993 reviews
Alicia Johnson normal 18 yr old teen. In dying she is flung head first into the Bleach universe. Experiencing things she had once thought was pure fantasy. Crap summary is crap, give it a try anyways?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,178 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Kesshite Wasuremasu by Aesura reviews
She looks up to gaze at his coal obsidian eyes as he gazes downward at her enchanting sky blue eyes. They both thought, "Is this love?" Who says opposites can't attract? SasuFemNaru… MORE PAIRINGS INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,346 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I'm an Arrancar? Since when? by KrazyKyuubi reviews
A girl wakes up in the middle of Hueco Mundo. She doesn't who she is, she doesn't even know she's an Arrancar. What's going on?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,916 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Grimmjow J.
Naru: Konoha No Kurohouseki by element1988 reviews
Female Naruto story. Different beginning for Naruto in Konoha. femNaruto x Sasuke Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Prince and the Prisoner by Talleen reviews
BV - Earth has been systematically crippled by alien forces. Being taken captive at random from her home in West City, Bulma eventually finds herself trapped in a room with a very sentimental Saiyan.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta, Raditz
Crushing Innocence by WildVegeta reviews
He made him what he is. But how? Frieza's way of making a coldblooded killer out of pain and suffering. How he tortured and humiliated Vegeta, all from a friend of Vegeta's P.O.V. Sad and harsh. Enjoy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,880 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Vegeta, Frieza - Complete
Beginning of Chaos by Khaos Kuma reviews
Kyuubi was sealed into Naruto. But it was determined to make Naruto a legend. And so is the Beginning of Chaos.... Small NaruHarem, Smart, slightly dark Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
It Takes One To Know One by Panduh-Fox-love reviews
Kyuubi teaches Naruto to be a demon, all the while hiding his growing powers from team seven. But is that the only secret desperately being hidden? Naruto and Gaara become friends, and the Akatsuki makes a move sooner than later. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,730 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Together or Alone? by cyber viper42 reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi work togeather to help Naruto survive his harsh life in Konoha. Will he live alone in misery or will he find friends and grow strong to protect them. M for safty. Fem Kyuubi, unknown pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,919 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
My blue rose by Princess Kedeta reviews
Prince Vegeta is sent to Earth to search for a batch of humans who are able to go to planet Vegeta. Bulma gets into a freak accident that makes her one of the candidates.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Inner Hollow by Theresa Crane reviews
IchiRuki-What happens when Rukia develops an inner hollow? What will happen to IchiRuki? Rated M for mature content. Suspense/Romance/Action/Humor XD If you like Ichigo, Hichigo, or Rukia, come read! Bleach belongs to Kubo, not me :P Ch.130-COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 130 - Words: 378,083 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dreams of a Nightmare by DeeLala reviews
Bulma is having dreams. Dreams that keep her awake at night and Scare her to death. These dreams ruin her life, these dreams are about Vegeta....complete, yay!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Vegeta, You Need a Pet! by Clarobell reviews
Bulma thinks Vegeta is an arrogant, pigheaded jerk, so she decides that it's time she should do something about it! Will a fluffy little creature melt the heart of a Saiyan? Will Bulma survive her labour from hell? COMPLETE AT LAST!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
She Wept Tears by Lady-Indis reviews
OLD!COMPLETE. This is my first fic. It's a BV, set after Majin Buu. Vegeta disappears and Bulma despairs. The Z fighters go to look for Vegeta. *Vegeta is slightly OOC*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Love life: like it should be by Rei Sakura Li reviews
ATTENTION: Permanently off! I won't be finishing this fic. It was not good, either way. I just don't want to erase it yet...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Vegeta, Bulma
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Sweat, Blood, Tears, Victory reviews
Monkey D. Luffy became king of the pirates, and at his death told everyone that One Pice was up for grabs... If you could find it. Sentoki D. Nike, a strong young lady sets out to mark her place in this world. Her goal? To become King of the Pirates. With sweat, blood, tears, and an unwavering sense of optimism, will she and her crew reach victory? OC's. I don't own One Piece
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger
To The Academy And Beyond reviews
Karin and Yuzu die and get sent to soul society to become shinigami, along with their brother who is still only a substitute. But can it ever be that simple, the Kurosakis' do tend to attract trouble. Takes place 3 years after the Winter War. This is the only disclaimer that I will write: I don't own Bleach if I did then this wouldn't be a FANfiction.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Karin K., Yuzu K.