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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

My name is Alexandra, I'm twenty. Nice to meet you!

I love reading and writing. If you scroll down, you will see that all of my stories have Jasper as the main character, and I have no intention to change that, as I have a major obsession for him and for Jackson Rathbone.

I consider myself Team Cullen, Team Jacob and Team Seth, in one way or another. Edward isn't my favorite of the Cullen boys, because sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him.

If you were to ask me to choose between Edward and Jacob, I would most likely say both of them, or Jasper. You have no way of choosing between them. Period.

I love the Twilight Saga books and movies, though there are a few things I hate, like that Jacob imprinted on Renesmee and we don't get to know very much about Peter and Charlotte and I think Jasper should've ended with Bella, because Alice is just not good for him.

And I love: husky puppies, David Tennant, drama and romance and angst fanfictions, Jasper Hale, the saddest themes made for movies, movies that make me cry, and music, a lot of music, green apples, and stuff. Do you understand me? Stuff of all kind.

I dislike: Spiders, drugs, alcohol, favoriting without reviewing, people who annoy me.

I love sci-fi TV series, like: Doctor Who, Being Human, Merlin BBC, and the rest.

And I've been having a weird obsession for Grey's Anatomy nowadays.

My website:

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Should 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' or any of my stories be removed from the site, you can find me and my stories on:







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Summaries to my Stories

Behind These Hazel Eyes

Twilight, Jasper/OC

(Work In Progress)

Elizabeth is a seemingly normal girl, living a normal life. Except she is anything but normal. Her best friends, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, are that of myths told—a vampire and a werewolf. Her past is so dark that even Death itself fears her; she cannot stop existing no matter hard she tries.

Because she was already killed. Literally. Not physically but within. If that weren’t enough, a Cullen has something to with it—one member who, later on, she will grow very fond of. When she discovers who he is, what he has done, will their friendship be strong enough to keep her from taking her revenge? Will they have a chance at their happily ever after? Slightly OOC and AU, rated M for violence, sensitive topics, swearing and future lemons.

This story will explore the development of a friendship, dealing with a messed up past and about the effect the lies we tell have on us.

This is a story about learning to trust people and learning to be brave enough to show who you really are.


Trust Issues

Twilight, Jasper/Rosalie


We know how Rosalie reacted to Bella joining the Cullens, because a part of her envied the human girl, but another part of her thought she was a danger to the family. So if she reacted this way to a human, how did she react to a far more dangerous vampire, who fought in the Southern Wars, is covered in scars and his name is Jasper? Set when Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens. Non-romance, rated T for safety.

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My Brother, My Enemy

Twilight, Jasper/Alice

(Work In Progress)

It all starts with a strange call from Peter and Charlotte. Then, the Cullens find out that there is a person in Jasper's past he's been hiding ever since he and Alice joined the Cullens. When this person shows up, the Cullens are attacked and forced to live without two important members of their family. Who is this strange person? And most importantly, how will they cope with the loss of two members? Set after Breaking Dawn, canon pairings, OC, rated M for safety.

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Twilight, Jasper/Bella

(One Shot)

He left her, thinking that she would be happier without him. These are Bella’s thoughts as, after ten long years of no contact, she finds Jasper standing in the doorway. AU/AH.

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Behind These Hazel Eyes pictures:


I think that Lucy Hale is the closest to how I imagine Elizabeth :)

Elizabeth with blonde hair:

Elizabeth's eyes:

Elizabeth's car:

Silver: as a puppy:

As an adult:

He's so cute, don't you think?







The rest are the same.


Elizabeth's clothes in chapter 3:

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'Behind These Hazel Eyes' is being beta'd by the wonderful Betas from Sparkly Red Pen and Project Team Beta.

You can find 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' on Twilighted and TWCS.

I am a Beta at Sparkly Red Pen and Project Team Beta.

Stories I beta:

Leaving the Nest by Louisemc86

Inked by Love.Me.At.First.Sight

Check them out!

You want me to be your Beta? Fill out the form you can find on my site.

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'Behind These Hazel Eyes' was nominated for Best Other Non-Canon Pairing and Best Original Character at the Non-Canon Awards.

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How I met Twilight and fanfiction, and how my stories were born:

It was around the spring of 2009 when I first heard of Twilight. Initially, I was one of those haters, because I had seen an only one scene of the movie, the one where Edward runs in the woods with Bella on his back and I thought that he was superhero or something. I thought it was lame. But then, my mother convinced me to see the first movie, and when I first saw the Cullens enter the cafeteria, I fell in love. In a week I read all of the books.

Shortly after that, in summer of 2009, I read my first fanfiction, and then I couldn't get enough of it. Soon after that I started writing my first story. It had a really lame plot - even that was about Jasper -; now if I think about it, it was one of the worst fanfictions I have ever read, but I loved to write it, for a while. It had barely 16 chapters, almost finished, when another story came into my mind, and it bugged me until I finished the first one and started to write that.

It was a Jasper/Alice story, where Jasper was a human and it would've had three parts. I finished the story with only two parts, I put everything I had planned in those two. In the meantime I started to think about other ideas for a third story, I played with pairings, different plots, and by the time I finished the Jasper/Alice story, I was ready to start my third story. I had written down everything I needed. Story plot, characters, all sorts of stuff. I had about a milion ideas when I started to write it. It was about a girl who fell in love with her best friend, Edward Cullen, but then fell in love with Jasper. I had a dream about it, which had become the first chapter I had written to that story. I was done with four chapters, when I started to think that it wasn't good that way. I read it all in all, and decided that I had to change it, because that way things just weren't going to turn out as I wanted them to.

So I started to rewrite it. And this how the idea of the story 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' was born. Back then I was writing in my mother language, but when I wrote my second story, I improved my English and started to read fanfiction in English. Until then I read only Alice/Jasper or Edward/OC stories, but then I found and read my first Bella/Jasper story. I made an account on, read and added stories to the Favorites regularly. I didn't think about posting any story on, but I continued reading and reading, I read so many stories that I almost forgot about anything else. I read my first fanfiction on in November 2010. I made my account in January 2011.

And then came the briliant idea that maybe I should start writing in English. I thought that I should probably write a one-shot, and that's when the Jasper/Bella one-shot started to bug me. I wrote it the day I thought about it and posted it the next day. I was just so excited about being able to write in English, and I think it is pretty good for the first story in English. It was my first one-shot ever, too. Until that, I had never written a one-shot, because I just couldn't make myself write such a short story, especially if I had really good ideas for it.

Then I started thinking that I should write a little more in English. I always liked to think about how Jasper had joined the Cullen family, how the family's members became comfortable with him, and I had lots of ideas. But then I started to think about Rosalie. I always imagined them to be really close to each other; in both of my first stories they were brother and sister even as humans, and they acted as such. I always thought that Rosalie had problems with trusting people, I thought - still do - that she didn't only envy Bella, she hated her because she believed the human girl was a danger to the family. So I started to wonder: If Rosalie had trouble with trusting people, then she must've had problems with trusting Jasper, as well. And that's how 'Trust Issues' was born.

I almost finished writing it when I started posting it on Then I deleted it, then I finished it and posted it again. I was very proud of myself, because I thought it was a good story, in the end. Then, I couldn't find any more good stories that I haven't read, and when I was searching on Google for some Jasper stories, I found the communities. I decided to make a community myself because I had so many stories that I loved, I wanted to share them with other people. And the next day I decided to write the Jasper/OC story in English and post it. So that's what I did.

Since then, 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' is my favorite story I have ever written and promised myself that I won't let it unfinished, that I won't let any other idea make me abandon that story. It's the story that I enjoy most writing, and I hope that, one day, it will have as many readers and reviews as it deserves, because I think it has a lot of pontetial. Not because it is my story, but because it's something different. All the Jasper/OC stories have the same story line: Boy meets Girl, they fall in love and continue to live their Happily Ever After. Well, my story isn't like that. It will be, at some point, but I think it's very different.

'My Brother, My Enemy' started bugging my thoughts after I read the posted chapters of Lost In Orbit by Frozen Soldier. Right the day after I read all the chapters, I was reading some other one-shot and I just found myself thinking about how well the name Robbie sounds. Then, the idea of a lost brother just came into my mind and by the time I finished reading the one-shot, I had the entire story planned out in my head. At first, I was very reluctant to write it, because I thought it'll get me into a Writer's Block with 'Behind These Hazel Eyes', but I have ideas for both of the stories. And 'My Brother, My Enemy' is just a short story, it won't get me a lot of time to finish it, but at least I won't have this idea for a story bugging me until I write it down.

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Favorite Pairings: (List goes on for a while; who knows what pairings I'll find that I like and didn't even know I liked them)

Doctor Who:

11th Doctor/Amy - They look so good together, really, I can read anything about them, except if it's romance. IMO, Amy and Rory should remain together :)

11th Doctor/Rory - I love these little one shots about them, which are NOT slash.

10th Doctor/Rose - Need I explain?

11th Doctor/Rose - I don't know why, I just like those reunion fics.

Amy/Rory - Oh yes, the perfect couple, who doesn't like them?


Jasper/Bella - The ultimate favorite; if I see a story with this pairing, I don't care how bad the summary is, I must check it out. There are some brilliant fanfiction ideas with these two.

Jasper/Alice - I don't really like Alice (because of her Bella didn't end up with Jasper xD), but I love the AH stories with these two or even the little fluff one-shots. Only because those stories have Jasper in them, though :)

Polyamorous - I'm having this weird obssession with poly fics nowadays. It started with me reading my first poly story a few days ago and right after that I read my second one, and I just loved them. They were excellently written, with good plot and they had Jasper. With a few hours after that I found a community that contains this kind of stories and I just can't stop reading them. I mean, honestly, they have really yummy lemons.

Even though I normally don't really like slash or femslash, in a poly story I don't seem to mind.

Jasper/Rosalie - I simply adore the sister/brother bonding short stories with them. IMO they should always be twins or just sister and brother.

Jasper/OC - I'm not really into OCs, because I haven't had the luck to find a good OC story yet, but if it's really good I will read it, only because it's Jasper and some have good plot.

Edward/Bella - I don't really like these stories, they are far too traditional, but there are some awesome stories with them that are worth spending your time with, especially if they contain a little Jasper :)

Carlisle/Bella - Sometimes, the writers can make some amazing twists to make these two end up together.

Emmett/Bella - I like the little one-shots with sister/brother bonding, but only if it's not romance. Rosalie and Emmett should always be together.

Carlisle/Esme - Occasionally I like a little Carlisle/Bella, but I think that Esme and Carlisle should remain together, too.

These are my favorite pairings, but it doesn't mean I only read that.

Also, I like the family bonding one-shots/short stories.

I love angst, sensitive topics, personal issues, diseases; dark stories in general.

There are some kind of stories that I can't read, though, and those would be:

- slash; I actually like it in Poly stories and if it's Jasper/Someone, well-written and with good plot, but I would prefer to avoid it.

- anything that doesn't contain the Cullens; They are the reason I read fanfiction, and without them there is no Jasper, so why would I read a story that doesn't contain my favorite vampires?

- I don't read anything wolf-centered; only if it's a wolf paired with a Cullen (Jasper/Leah) and it must have very good plot. There was one single occasion when I read a Jared/Bella story and liked it.

- I don't read anything that has a Volturi member as main character; I read an Alec/Nessie story and one with Marcus, but nothing more. I'm really not a Volturi fan.

- stories like 'The Cullens read Twilight'; As I've experienced so far, those are really poorly written fics, and I think this plot is a overused and silly. There was only one like that that I liked, because it was interesting and beautifully written.

- Nessie-centered stories; I can count on one hand how many stories I read with her as main character, and there were only two that I liked. On very rare occasions I will check out one or two stories with her, but it really is not my cup of tea.

- MPreg fics; I read only one MPreg story and liked it, but the others that I've taken a peek at looked really bad, so I'd rather stay away from those.

- anything that is very very bad; obviously.

- if it has many spelling and grammar mistakes; I believe not many people like it when every other word is spelled wrong

- fluff can bother me sometimes; in short one-shots I like it, but not if a story is only fluff

- no smut; I like lemons, I really do, but it's not the main reason I read a story

- no Crossovers; I only read Twilight, and occasionally Doctor Who, but nothing else

I can read anything apart from that, it can be dark, not dark, short or long story, the only thing that I need to start reading a story is that the said story to capture my eye.

If you're looking for good stories, check out my community. You MUST check it out if you like Jasper :D

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"An Apple a Day keeps the doctor away; But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit"

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.
If you are addicted to Vampires post this onto your profile.

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A Harry Potter Tribute


...A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor...

...without all that red and gold crap...


...Who fought bravely to the very end...

...And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half...

...And will loyally await his best mate and brother...

...with many jokes...

...he's got forever to think of them, right?


...Who was more free and full of love...

...than any other elf, and most humans.


...the last real Marauder...

...who was not just a wonderful father... incredible husband and brave hero... well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.


...who died for 'the greater good'...

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.


...who's motto 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' kept him alive...

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.


...who we really didn't know too well...

...but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war... he must've done something good...

...besides stalking Harry.


...Harry's first actual friend...

...who lived and died soaring.


..who was heartless and evil...

..but the most badass villain the world has seen in awhile..

..who seemed to think a one year old was threatening him...


..who died for being at the wrong place at the wrong time..

..and who shall forever be the spirit of what Hufflepuff stood for..


…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing..


..batshit crazy, not to mention totally heartless..

..but she makes a pretty incredible villain..

..her laughing would sound amazing when you think about it..


..who seemed to be enemies in school..

..but then they end up married..

..and they died protecting their son from a lunatic that felt a one year was threatening him..


..who was considered a mass-murderer..

..and was pretty reckless.. know, I can't think of anything else to say..

..Sirius Black lived and died doing what he said he would do..

..for his friends...

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a* to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you hate racism.

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I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl who people look through when I say something.

I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.)

I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things

Copy and paste this onto your account.

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If it's what I wear, buy me new clothes.
If it's my obnoxious loudness, get earplugs.
If it's the people I hang out with, your friends aren't good enough to be my friends.
If it's that you think I'm ugly, pay for plastic surgery.
If it's that my sense of humor is different from yours, don't pay attention to my jokes.
If it's that you feel like I'm always bragging, obviously I'm capable of doing more than you.
If it's that I'm always bouncing around and getting in your way, go where I won't be.
If it's that I don't have a boyfriend, it's because the guys are jerks. Including yours. ;)
If it's that I'm a little overweight, help me go on a diet.
If it's that I obsess over a videogame character nonstop all day, make reality just as exciting as virtuality.
If it's that I have a short attention span, figure out how to make me focus.
If it's the music I listen to, buy me a CD that's considered "good".
If it's that the things I talk about are weird, don't listen to me.

If you have a problem with me, solve it.

Don't be a jerk and hate me or make fun of me. I've never said a damn word to you, so you have no reason whatsoever to make a fool out of me...and yourself. Say something rude about me to my face and I will stand up for myself and make a complete fool of you. Say something rude about me behind my back and I'll turn around and hurt you. Make it easier for yourself and just knock off the $hit attitude. You're not impressing anyone or making anyone laugh, and if you are, they're just as much of a low-life and a moron as you are. So quit it while you're ahead. Thanks.

If you think people should lay off and get to know you before they decide they hate you, copy and paste this to your profile.

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"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

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Murphy: Edward A. Murphy and consists of seven basic laws

If anything can go wrong, it will.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Whatever has happened wrong, is bound to happen again ... maybe even worse.

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-Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

-The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.

-There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

-Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

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The girl you just called fat...she's
overdosing on diet pills. The girl
you just called ugly... she spends
hours putting makeup on hoping
people will like her. The boy you
just tripped... he is abused
enough at home. See that man
with the ugly scars... he fought
for his country. That guy you
just made fun of for crying... his
mother is dying. Put this on your profile if your against bullying. I
bet 95% of you wont re-post
this, but I'm sure the people with
a heart and backbone will.

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1. If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.

3. What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?

6. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

7. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

8. When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?

9 What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

11. Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

12. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

13. If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

14. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

15. If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

17. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

20. If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?

21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

22. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

23. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

24. Psychics never win the lottery. Why is that?

25. How can two space ships meeting always face the right way up in Sci-Fi movies?

26. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

27. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

28. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

29. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

30. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

31. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

32. If you blame someone for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements?

33. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

34. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

35. How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?

36. Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker??

37. Why do we chop a tree "down" and then chop it "up"?

38. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

39. Why do we wash BATH TOWELS; aren't we clean when we use them?

40. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

41. If money doesn't make us happy, then what does it do?

42. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

43. If ours is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

44. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

45. When people say "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed," What side is the right side?

46. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

47. Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

48. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

49 When Puerto Rico joins the union, where will they put the 51st star?

50 Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

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How Could You?

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.

She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate.

Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend.

They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry."

She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her.

It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

Put this on your page if this story brought tears to your eyes as it did mine.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favurite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes
noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Intense One Very Energetic (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive.
Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic.
Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators.
Very gullible. 9 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.

- The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge.
EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit.
Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal.
Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside
and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.
Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything.
Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leo's. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life.
Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others.
Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague.
Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish.
Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

- The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.
Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and
can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Enduring One
(April 20 - May 20th)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts.
Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice.
Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally.
Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often.
Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward

- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful.
Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes.
Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight
spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward

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Random stuff

-Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

-Out of mind. Be back in five minutes.

-Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

-Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

-They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill many people.

-Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is.

-The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

-Beware of the letter 'G'. It's the end of everything.

-Forecast for tonight: darkness.

-If you try to fail and succeed, what did you do?

-Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

-I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair then apologizes.

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

-You, you, and you, follow me. The rest of you, panic.

-Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

-Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?!

-Hi! I'm human! What are you?

-Life is a circle. No wonder why I'm so dizzy.

-Yeah, I'm a loser. But I'm the coolest loser you've ever met.

-When someone calls us IDIOTS, we all crack up. Because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY before you did!

-Last night I sat in my bed, looked at the stars, and thought "WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?!"

-I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring his doorbell and run-- he hates it!

-The word 'Politics' used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "tiny blood-sucking creatures".

-Light travels faster than sound. I guess that's why people seem so bright before you hear them speak.

-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

-An optimist is someone who jumps off the empire state building and at 50 floors says, "So far, so good!".

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

-Nobody's perfect, I am a nobody, therefore I am perfect.

-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

-The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".

-Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.

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-Love and Go On-

You can shed tears that she is gone,
or you can smile because she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back,
or you can open your eyes and see all she's left.
Your heart can be empty because you can't see her,
or you can be full of the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday,
or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her only that she is gone,
or you can cherish her memory and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind,
be empty and turn your back.
Or you can do what she'd want:
smile, open your eyes, love and go on.

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Did you know...

-Kissing is healthy.

-Bananas are good for period pain.

-It’s good to cry.

-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

-94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

-Lying is actually unhealthy.

-You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

-It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

-89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

-It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

-Chocolate will make you feel better.

-Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

-A good friend never judges.

-A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

-Boys aren't worth your tears.

-We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been received.

Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

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"Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the correct time twice a day."

"If you are going through hell, keep going."

"By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of a flower."

"People who are sensible about love are incapable of it." Douglas Yates

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." William Dement

"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." Cluade Monte

"Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage." Theodore Roosevelt

"Listen to your heart. Then use your head."

"We have been friends for a long time, but I would never ask you to die for me." Carlisle Cullen

"Every life is precious... I know you mean well, but...I would like very much for our family to be worth protecting." Carlisle Cullen

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." Emmett Cullen

"We should not criticize those who trip by taking a more difficult than usual step."

"Don't judge a man by his opinions, but what his opinions have made of him."

"Time you've enjoyed wasting was not wasted." John Lennon

"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." Oscar Wilde

"Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical."

"Much learning does not teach understanding."

"Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him."

"There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued."

"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion." Pride and Prejudice

"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." Walt Disney

"Our heroes are people, and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love." Randy K. Milholland

"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." Thomas Paine

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"Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."
"You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
"Love knows not age."
"Our lives are not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"To the well organized mind, death is nothing but the next great adventure."
"To deal with words doesn’t make you brave. It’s with silence that cowards are beaten."
"You are the author of your own life story."
"It takes a boy to fight, but it takes a man to walk away from a fight."
"It is better to havedloved and lost, than to never have loved at all."
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we learn how to deceive."
"Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all."
"It takes nobility to give up love for virtues; it also takes stupidity."
"Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfil them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves."
"Love is like war; easy to begin. Hard to end. And impossible to forget."
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; while loving deeply gives you courage."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."
"If life can pass you by, there's no reason you can't catch up."
"A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you, saying, "Darn. We messed up."
"A best friend is a sister destiny forgot to give you."
“For Dumbledore. Not killing himwas a sign of strength, not weakness.” - Draco Malfoy, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by bulmablue-eyes

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"It is not that war creates monsters, it is that war brings out the monsters that are already hidden inside."
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking."
"When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say."
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
"Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything."
When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.
Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'"

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-On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK."

-Do not marry a person you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

-Life is like a haircut. Some are long, some are short. Some are good, some are bad... and some people really need to get one.

-Behind every great man is a woman who's about to pass him.

-Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

-Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.

-Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of.

-Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

-Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-To every boy there is a girl, to every girl there is a longing to hit her boy in the head with a bat and run away.

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-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

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Fine the Real Definition

(From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out




-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

-The road to success is always under construction.

-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

-No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

-Sometimes I wonder "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

-Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

-When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

-I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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Timon: Who's the brains in this outfit?

Pumbaa: Uh...

Timon: My point exactly.


Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack: I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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AU - Alternate Universe. Story does not follow the plot of the Twilight saga.

AH - All Human. There will be no vampires in the story.

AN - Author's Note. A notice, question, or other comment that the author of the story needs their readers to see.

POV - Point Of View. The eyes that we read through as we follow a fic. (EX: The Twilight saga is Bella's POV.) If written in the third person, no specific POV must be declared.

Ship - It means that you support a specific pairing.

OOC - Out Of Character. The actions or personality of a specific character will be different from what we deem normal for that specific character. (IE: Rosalie might be super nice to Bella right away in an AU fic, which would mean Rosalie was written OOC.)

OC - Original Character. A person not from the books will be featured in the story.

HEA - Happily Ever After. Rather self-explanatory.

Non-canon - This is used mainly for pairings. If, for example, you read a Jasper/Bella story you are reading a non-canon story; because it does not feature in the books.

Canon - It does feature in the books. This is often used both for pairings, and for plot. (Ex. for plot: Stories that take place pre-Twilight or post-Breaking Dawn are nearly always acclaimed canon stories.)

Lemon/Smut - Any non-kid-friendly material, always in a sexual reference. A lemon is most always R rated, while smut can be hidden in between the lines in something K rated.

Slash - Male and Male smut.

Femmeslash - Female and Female smut.

PWP - Porn Without Plot. Graphic lemons written for the sake of being a lemon.

Outtake - It's technical definition is a chapter which has been taken out. However, it's universally used as a term for a chapter written in another character's POV. Usually posted at the end of the fic.

WIP - Work In Progress. The fic is not yet finished.

Darkfic - This is a fic where dark themes and events are strongly present. It deals with situations like slavery and misuse of sex. Very often includes some sort of physical abuse towards another person. Drug use or graphic death can also constitute a darkfic. (IE: The majority that I have seen are in the HP fandom. In particular, Draco Malfoy buying Hermoine Granger to be used as a pleasure tool.)

RR / R&R - Read and Review. It means, basically, that if you read you should be nice enough to review. Us authors love feedback, it is half the reason we write. We like to try and grow as writers.

OTP - One True Pairing. This is the ship that an author has declared their favorite. It can be crack or canon. An OTP is usually very natural-feeling and easy for an author to write. Though unusual, an author can have two OTP's per fandom. (EX: I can't decide between Jasper/Bella and Jasper/Edward. Itm ust be because Jasper's good with anyone.)

Fluff - A type of fic which has a generally happy atmosphere, rather than loads of smut or angst. Of course, one could always write a specific type of fluff and change that. (IE: Tragic Fluff will be all angst and someone dies.)

WAFF - Warm and Fluffy Feeling. It's super fluff! lol. Usually-K-Rated things that just make you gush with happiness induce WAFF.

Songfic - A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. The contents should have something to do with the lyrics. Usually a one-shot.

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Glass of Water by lyin reviews
It's 1976 and Hogwarts' N.E.W.T. Divination class can only see the homework in their future. Lily Evans and Sirius Black certainly can't foresee they're falling into friendship. What happens in Divination, stays in Divination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Marlene M. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Will You Still Love Me by GiveUpResistance reviews
Post-CoLS: Magnus is surprised one night by the knocking on his door, something that hasn't happened since… And it's the person he most wants to see and never wants to see, but he can't lie when Alec asks him that question. And he can never lie, when Alec asks him that question, no matter how much time passes, the answer is always the same. (Written because Young and Beautiful)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Perihelion by Spun reviews
'"Guilt is powerful," he said. "It has teeth and claws and once it sinks them into you, it doesn't let go. You'll spend the rest of your life wondering what you could've done differently. I know guilt, Alec, and you don't want to do this to yourself."' Max dies. Alec doesn't fall apart, but only because Magnus holds him together.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Avarice by Spun reviews
"Magnus had said warlocks were avaricious, possessive beings. Well, Alec wasn't a warlock, but he'd be damned if he let anyone touch the best thing that had ever happened to him." The one where warlocks are being murdered, Magnus is a target, and Alec really isn't supposed to be getting involved (but does anyway).
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,214 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Bad Wolf's Call by Tromeros7 reviews
This is my work-in-progress Doctor who fanfic. Let me know what you guys think. The Doctor gets an impossible call from a familiar friend which scares the Doctor himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Notes On The Fridge by LyricalKris reviews
Roommates Emmett Cullen and Jasper Whitlock had nothing in common save for one thing: they both knew what it was like to be the 'other' child. College is not just about discovering yourself but finding the people who will make you who you're meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,911 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Oh, Doctor by hellywellylovesdinosaurs reviews
What if the Doctor never recovered from his loss of Rose? Would he have met Donna, or even met the Master? A fanfiction on what I believe would have happened if the Doctor was at a loss without Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Trying to Forget by Caroline Dorothy reviews
What happens to the Eleventh Doctor when the Bad Wolf appears again?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Snippets by Spun reviews
One hundred and fifty one-sentence Magnus/Alec fics - everything from angst to crack to pure fluff. "I don't think writing 'Property of Magnus Bane' on the back of my jeans is the 'subtle sign of possession' you were looking for."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Broken Things by Spun reviews
Post-City of Lost Souls, Alec finally cracks and takes out his frustrations on an innocent bystander. To be fair, though, his father kind of deserves it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alec L., Robert L. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Rest Of The Rewind by emmsprite reviews
What if the Doctor wanted some more of that rewind of his life? If he wanted to meet someone very dearly? 11/Rose, set in between two scenes of "The Big Bang". Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Geronimo Rose Tyler by draco dominus reviews
He frowned at the sight of a figure on the beach, a pink and yellow someone was walking along the sand. "What are you doing in Norway Rose Tyler?" he asked himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
It Doesn't Matter What You Should Have Done by The Lonely Centurion reviews
Rated T for character death and just to be safe. With his wife dead, what will happen to Rory Williams. AU. INCOMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor
Vault 712: A Harry Potter Treasury by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE "Harry Potter" secrets before, during, and beyond the books in a list format. 7: "Godparents." 8:"Five Deaths." 9: "Quidditch!" 10: "10 Times Fred Weasley Cried." Starring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, George, Snape, Luna, Neville, Arthur, Molly, Ted, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The BowTie Wearing Idiot's Nobility by WickedForGood13 reviews
Set after 'The Big Bang' - Amy remembers everything, including the Doctor's sacrifice. Needless to say, she isn't happy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Dream On by WickedForGood13
The Doctor's thoughts on leaving Amy behind for what would be the last time, Amy's thoughts during the in-between years, and their reunion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Nothing to Lose by WickedForGood13
The Doctor's thoughts during his speech at Stonehenge, and how that since Rory has returned to Amy's life, she won't need him anymore. Rory/Amy, one-sided Eleven/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Macarena by WickedForGood13 reviews
The first kiss of the girl and boy who waited.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Planet of the Mullettes by mmgage reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory visit a tropical planet where the people are supposed to be peaceful. Something's gone horribly wrong and as they try to help, Rory learns more about the Doctor & himself. Set between Amy's Choice & Hungry Earth in series 5.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,054 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Doctor Who? by x-Avarice-x reviews
He would never tell this secret, of course, unless it was to save someone's life. So when Rory, Amy, and the Doctor land on a planet being invaded by Cybermen, the secret comes to life. He remembers that which no one should ever know. *One-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Taliatoennien
Amy and Rory's wedding night aboard the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
That Angry Ginger Fellow by The Lonely Centurion reviews
One Shot, could take place at anytime really after Rory becomes a full time companion. Anyway the 11th Doctor attempts a not dangerous trip.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
These Are Old Eyes by The Lonely Centurion reviews
Short paragraph about a very old man.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Let Me Tell You About Rory by SheWroteTheWords reviews
Series 5 - Rory's been removed from Time and forgotten by Amy. Amy wants the Doctor and the Doctor tells her why she doesn't
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Right Thing by SheWroteTheWords reviews
The Girl Who Waited: The Doctor thinks about the consequences of doing the right thing all the time
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Talk: Simaril Style by Simaril reviews
Edward - Breaking Dawn: "I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." He was sooo wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8557 - Favs: 7,461 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Old Furniture by Naaer- inactive reviews
..Since losing the one thing that made his world that much brighter to the white tumult, he feels...nothing."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Rose in the Basement by betawho reviews
The Doctor and Rose's first meeting from the Doctor's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In My Eyes: Jasper by enchanted-mind reviews
Oneshot. 'Those criticising eyes stare back at me, the red only all too familiar.' Jasper slipped up and is tormenting himself with relentless self-hatred and disgust - the ultimate price to his satiation. His Conclusion? 'No one will mourn a monster.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Jasper - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
The A to Z Of Remus And Sirius by LadyBush reviews
This is the story of Remus and Sirius' relationship, told through the alphabet. It contains plenty of slashy goodness! Currently on Chapter Thirteen: M is for Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Of the Dead by misgiving reviews
Sirius, Regulus and the large gap between them. [ one shot ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Soldiering Life by moikai reviews
It was all right, here at Remus's flat. He had a warm place to sleep, human company, and regular meals. He was safe here. And it had occurred to him, more than once, that he had merely exchanged one prison for another, with Remus as his jailer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Second Star to the Right by Polkat reviews
It is the eve of Remus Lupin's eighteenth birthday; it is also the eve of a full moon and, in a fit of inventiveness, Sirius Black has decided to take him up to the astronomy tower to await the dawn of the next day. Total fluff. R&S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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My Brother, My Enemy reviews
"You both think you are safe, because your life seems perfect. But I am here, watching you two, planning to get my revenge." Canon, Post Breaking Dawn, rated T for character death, violence. *Discontinued*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Jasper, Alice
Behind These Hazel Eyes reviews
I didn't want much. Her trust was the only thing I had gone for, and I was sure I would get it, eventually. Instead, now I have her hating me forever. Jasper/OC, rated M for dark themes, violence & language. *Discontinued*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Jasper
Trust Issues reviews
We all know how Rosalie reacts to people that may put her family in danger. So certain things must've happened to make her trust Jasper. But what are those things? Canon couples, Non-romance, rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Grace reviews
He left me to deal alone with two children, and it almost killed me. But when he came back, I welcomed him with open arms, because I couldn't stop loving him. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
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