Author has written 5 stories for Young Justice, How to Train Your Dragon, and Rise of the Guardians.
Likes: Yaoi, random people, anime/yaoi/anime lovers, people who make me laugh, writing, being a smartass
Dislikes: people who feel the need to point out the obvious, girls who think that just because a girl is lesbian they automatically want them, Over religious people, racist people, homophobics, going outside, being around people
Rockstar Robin link:
in class my teacher pointed a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler is an idiot... I got detention for asking which end.
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.
If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Is it bad that I respond?)
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! i literally laughed out loud!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin' Trix, copy this into your profile
You Know You're an Author If:
You talk to yourself a lot. (I admit nothing...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (I keep telling myself to stop, but that makes it worse...)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (I feel less lonely that way... and less crazy...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (not really)
You live off of sugar and caffeine.(i live off of things that taste tasty...)
You've never stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (I like to use big words to make myself sound like a know-it-all-smartass :D)
Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(I dont like going on vacation...)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (in my defense its every week and i don't like to be disturbed when writing...)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(random yes, long, sorta)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (uh?)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( bic stics? Oo)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(my backpack has everything, and i always have my back on me!)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(not yet, hopefully never...)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (that would explain a lot...)
People think you have A.D.D.(ive been framed, i swear!)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(as long as i can still be a smartass)
You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(its there faults! what kind of teachers have mistakes like that! YOU HAVE A DEGREE, USE THE SMARTS!)
You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(sometimes)
That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did. (well , yeah, and my friends looked at me like I was crazy)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (It annoys my friends but i love to do it, makes me feel awesome)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay... so im not the only one?)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(half of the time...)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (the class, or that my grammar sucks? i never failed the class, but my grammar on test and worksheets do suck T.T)
Today I was walking and a girl comes up to me and starts speaking French. But when I responded... I replied in Spanish. I clamped my hand over my mouth, and the girl was like, "YOU DO THAT TOO?"
When man first discovered how to run faster than pigs, we had bacon.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was Yaoi, hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Wolf Lunerfang, Demonhorse103, Draco The Night Fury, puffin, Kyoki13