BlackBattousai
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Joined 09-19-02, id: 270066
Author has written 7 stories for Zoids, and Metal Gear.
Hello, I'm BlackBattousai, and this is my bio!

Here are the fics I am currently working on:

Zoids: The New Warrior

The Day Blackie Died (More insane humor from me, that's all you need to know...((I'm putting this fic on the backburner, so it won't actually be up for quite a while...)))

Gunblade Chronicles: The First Saga (I'm busy tryin' to get Chapt. 4 up! Just as a warning: Most of this fic was heavily inspired by long listening sessions of Linkin Parks "Hybrid Theory" and "Reanimation" and "Meteora" CD's, so if it seems a bit hard-rock/rap/techno-ish, you know why...)

Metal Gear Black: That's right, my first ever serious Metal Gear fanfic ever!! *Random things start exploding* Oh come on! Its not that bad! Anyway, its a horror/supernatural fic, and it involves demons! YAY!!

Untitled Matrix Fic: Can't think of a name, considering I just thought of this fic idea today...anyway, this is actually a crossover fic between Zoids and The Matrix (not Reloaded, 'cause its too cool). Bit Cloud is a college-going hacker who gets an anonymous message on his computer, and things snowball from there. NO, Bit isn't the One, or something like that. But anyway, then there's this guy, named Black, who gets a similar message, but is the cynical member of the team, who can somehow go blow-for-blow with an Agent and barely break a sweat.

Starstudded Dreams: Its my first Chrono Cross fic! This will be a lemon, but not straight away! I'm all for the Serge/Kid fics out there!(either when Serge and Lynx switch bodies or not, I'm all for it!)

Metal Gear Plasma: *backburner* Don't worry, its not dead, its just in a coma, that's all...and it is now the property of me and ME ALONE!! MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

My bio:

Name: Pfft! As if I'm gonna say!...OK, fine. Nick
Age: 15 (but I can act 7 or 25, depending on what mood I'm in)
Hair: Brown, slightly curly...stands up on its own when its short.
Eyes: Brown (but I want to get red contacts! Everybody loves red!!)
Personality: Well, in the words of Reese in my zoids parody of "I'm an Asshole" I'M A PSYCHOIOIOIOIOIOO! I'M A PSYCHO!! (Raven: he's the world's biggest psycho!!) But, in very "deep-thinking moments", my theme song is: "Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park!

Hobbies: Anime, RPG's, sketching anime and manga, bass guitar, lazing around my house and listen to Linkin Park (I finally own a copy of Meteora! YESS!!!!) or The Clash (Joe Strummer died! DAMMIT!!!! T_T) or Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven!!), staring at pics of Naomi Fluegal *blush*...*bigger blush*...staring at a wall, playing Magic: The Gathering (Red and Black, those are my colors!), lighting things on fire, and writing fanfics (That involve senseless MACHINERY BEATINGS!)^_^

Fav. Animes/Mangas (in no particular order):
Dragonball/Z/GT
Akria
Yu Yu Hakusho
Trigun
Blue Sub 6
G Gundam (don't ask why, but Domon remides me of Vincent from FF7)
Gundam Wing
Gundam: 8th MS Team
Zoids/Zero and Chaotic Century and GF
Vampire Hunter D
Tenchi Muyo!
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rurouni Kenshin (Kenshin's awesome! I'm gonna do a project about anime music just for this show!)
Outlaw Star (Jim kicks ass!)
Ranma 1/2 (Damn, that magna's just plain wierd...)
Cowboy Bebop (Faye's funny...and greedy...^_^;)
Trigun (I had to put it a second time because its just sooo cool!! And Vash rocks! ^.^)

Fav. Games:
Metal Gear Solid (BOTH 1 and 2, but mostly 1)
Final Fantasy Series (Except eight...Squall is the Raiden of Final Fantasy...((as in they're both gay!)))
Skies of Arcadia (Piiiirates WRATH!!)
Sonic The Hedgehog (From 1 all the way to Adventure 2...what can I say, I got a Sega Genises at a young age...and I have almost every Sonic in my possession...)
TimeSplitters 2 (Feel the wrath of my Plasma Rifle!! DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
Max Payne (And semi-good at it myself...)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (I love that game! Its the best hack-and-slash game I've ever played!)
Enter The Matrix: I LOOOOOVE THAT GAME!!! ITS AMAZING!! IT ROCKS THE FUCKIN' CASBAH!!!
And last but not least...Half-Life Counter-Strike!!!! Bow before the power of VaSh ThE sTaMpEdE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Games I Want To Buy:
Dragonball Z Budokai (I want to kick the LIVING SHIT out of Cell over and over again using my favorite 3 characters: Trunks, Vegeta, and Teen Gohan (The age he's at when he beats up Cell)
Zone of The Enders: The 2nd Runner (It looks awesome...)

Fav. Anime Pairings:
Brad/Naomi (zoids new century zero)
Bit/Leena (zoids new century zero ((not my total fav.)))
Irvine/Moonbay (zoids chaotic century)
Rosso/Viola (zoids choatic century)
Shinji/Asuka (Evangelion)
Shinji/Rei (Evangelion)
Duo/Hilde (Gundam Wing)
Domon/Allenby (G-Gundam)
Trunks/Pan (Dragonball/Z/GT)

Fav. Game Pairings:
Serge/Kid (Chrono Cross)
Cloud/Tifa (Final Fantasy 7)
Cloud/Aeris (Final Fantasy 7)
Garnet "Dagger/Zidane (Final Fantasy 9)
Tidus/Yuna (Final Fantasy 10)

Fav. Movies:
Any spaghetti westerns with Clint Eastwood (BANG! BANG!)
The Matrix (And might I say, who the fuck doesn't?!!!!) and of course, The Matrix Reloaded
Akira (I...am Tetsuo..)
Ghost in the Shell (Although, I have to say that Major Kusunagi takes off her clothes WAAAY too much...even if it is for stealth camo...)
Vampire Hunter D (Good, but music isn't that good...)
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (The better of the two, I think...it actually has a plot...)
High Fidelity (The day Laura's daddy died! SHAN-NUN-NA-NUN-NUN-NA-NA-NA-NA!)

Fav. Anime Specials:
History of Trunks (Dragonball/Z/GT)

Fav. Bands: (I listen to A LOT of music, so the list is kinda long...)
Linkin Park (Meteora KICKS ASS! I LOVE IT!)
Korn
Creed
Disturbed
Foo Fighters
Incubus
Led Zeppelin
The Clash
Jimi Hendrix
The Offspring
Black Sabbath
blink-182 (A little bit)
Less Than Jake
Sublime
Tenacious D (I just think their songs are stupid and funny at the same time)

Fav. Japanese Bands:
THE SEATBELTS
The Thrill
Nanase Aikawa
Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy music)

Fav. Songs:
"No Future" by Nanase Aikawa
"Mina Sokoni Nemure' by The Thrill
"The Heretic Anthem" by Slipknot
Any linkin park song
Most of the music from Enter the Matrix (Its just that good!)
"Tank!" by SEATBELTS
"Go With The Flow" by Queens of the Stone Age
Any music from Trigun
"Heart of Sword" by T.M Revolution
"Poem" by Taproot
"Aqueous Transmission" by Incubus
"Crazy Train" by Black Sabbath

Misc. Info:

Likes: Sleeping in (to about three in the afternoon), playing bass guitar in my band, watching anime and reading mangas, and pissing off people in my high school!

Dislikes: Homework, broccoli, hip-hop, waking up early, and playing piano *shudder*

Future Career Ambition: Either a writer or a conceptual artist (hopefully for Square Soft...drawing for Final Fantasy...or maybe something cool...)

Quotes:

"Did I start listening to pop music because I was sad? Or was I sad because I listened to pop music?"-Rob Gorden, High Fidelity

"Hey, I never said your idea was bad, I just said it sucks."-BBLX to The Bovinator.

"Gimme a minute...I've gotta bit of a 'purple monkey' problem..."-BBLX to his mom.

"Okay, here's the plan: We buy a giant robot, name it Orlando, and use it to bomb the Grand Canyon..."

"What the hell is that going to accomplish?"

"The Terrorism issue and the Energy Crisis all at the same time!"-BBLX to The Bovinator

"What type of sorceritic crap is this?"-BBLX

"I'm going to kill you"-Heero "I have a friggin' stick lodged up my ass" Yuy

"Silly French! I'll sick my army of GreenPeace on you! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"-The Bovinator

"Dibs on the chocolate, dibs on the soda, dibs on the candy!" Joey(Yu-Gi-Oh!)/BBLX

"Your Liger Zero is a useless waste of space."-Brad Hunter, Zoids New Century Zero

"PAPAYA!!!"-Van Flyheight, Zoids Chaotic Century

"I'm not going to fight you...I'm going to destroy you." Gohan, DBZ

"Ed ate all the medicine! Tastes like CAN~DY!!!"-Ed, Cowboy Bebop Manga Vol. 2

"I'm going to send you a loveletter my dear. It's a bullet, straight from my gun to your heart."-Sniper Wolf, Metal Gear Solid

"Find something to believe in, and fight for it with everything you've got."-Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2

"YAY! Completely pointless and futile!!"-Ed, to Faye, Cowboy Bebop ep.10 "Ganymede Elegy"

"Aww...but I like peanuts Colonel..."-Solid Snake, in "Metal Gear Plasma: Our Version of Metal Gear Solid"

"Feel the wrath of my Sliver burn deck!" BBLX playing Magic: The Gathering with his friends (My record is 5-10, by the way...man I really suck...)

"I'm just dreaming a dream I can't wake up from."-Spike Spiegal, Cowboy Bebop, ep.5 "Ballad of Fallen Angels"

"Angels who have been cast out of heaven have no choice but to become demons"-Vicious, Cowboy Bebop, ep. 5 "Ballad of Fallen Angels"

"Try to give you warning/But everyone ignores me/[Told you everything loud and clear]/But nobody's listening/Call to you so clearly/But you don't want to hear me/[Told you everything loud and clear]/But nobody's listening!"-Linkin Park: "Nobody's Listening"

"Sometimes its darkest just before dawn"-DBZ

"What awaits us down the path, we will then have to chose."-Outlaw Star

"Nobody's gonna give you a map, you're gonna have to walk your own path."-Hot Ice Hilda, Outlaw Star

"MO TRUCKA!!"-BBLX's rant #1

"FLUCK YOU, BITCH!"-BBLX's rant #2

"BIZATCH!"-BBLX's rant #3 (last one, I promise!)

(In deep, possessed sounding voice):"I'm going to devour your soul! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"-BBLX

(Like Arnold Swartzeneger((?))): "I vill break you, and then I vill run for president!"-The Bovinator

"Yeah, its a pleasure, and I'm a bucket of fleas!"-Chris Matthews, Hardball (I wrote about Hardball for a school project...)

OC's That I own:
(Zoids: The New Warrior)
Nikita Armstrong (human)
Kayla Layon (human)
Anubis, Great Killer of Zi (organoid, DECEASED)
Kagoume (she comes in later) (living weapon)
Rin "The Musician" Kourne (human)

(Gunblade Chronicles: The First Saga)
Ryo Tamashi-warrior (human)
Rin Gordon-muse, gunner (human)
Rachel Cavanagh-pilot, navigator (human)
Antonio Sanmarino-warrior (human)
Kai Kaurdaberi-warrior (human)
Leon McCatter-warrior (human)
Russell Kinto-DJ and musical upkeep (human)
Adam Smith-drummer and apprentice (human)
Orion-warrior, assassin (unknown)
Eva Brown-cook (unknown)

(Metal Gear Black)
"Black Sin" AKA "*" (Demi-human, half-demon, half-human)
Marrin Walker (human)

(Journey to the Edge of Reality) Matrix/Zoids Xover
Tsu Hayanami (crewmember of Gnosis) (human, pod-born)
Agent Simpson (Agent, duh)
Rin (see a pattern here??) (human, pod-born)
"The Red Musician" (program)

Muses:

Nikita Armstrong (my zoids fic)
Naomi Flugal (she's so cool!)
Sniper Wolf (Metal Gear Solid, what can I say? I dig snipers!)
Rin Gordon (Well, she IS insane...)

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!!!

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Zoids: Random Island Adventures! by Paladin Dragoon reviews
The sequel to Dr. Toros' Birthday. Currently being revamped. This contains the OC's received in response to the offer at the end of the prerevamped prequel. Rated for namecalling and gore in later chapters.
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,112 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 6/6/2003
Chillin' On the Dark Side by Fadeaway Windwaker reviews
It's insanity at its best. Or worst. It tries to have a plot, but usually fails. Falling out of your chair may occur due to disbelieving laughter or just disbelief. Chapter 12: Chalkzone, a possessive Fiona, and muffins.
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 3/1/2003
The Missing Link by Fadeaway Windwaker reviews
What would happen if Navi went to wake up Link in OOT and he wasn't there? Would Hyrule still be saved? And where IS the Hero of Time? [ON HIATUS]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003
Gun for Hire by darkphoenixhunter reviews
A lone mercenary comes to a small village to find shelter. During the night the town is attacked and a rich kid is kidnapped. The mercenary must protect the town even if it means not getting paid. (I've redone the chapters so you can read them.)
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003
The Skylers by Ferngully reviews
Complete! Brad's childhood stalker comes for a visit! And to top it all off, he brings along his psychotic family! But don't fret it's not only about Brad! Everyone on the Blitz team gets to suffer equally! Mwuhaha! Er...it's based on this dream I had...
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Complete
The new generation! by Dragon Scye reviews
A few OC's and a few not so OC's, just starting to form teams, but when an enemy arises and threatens the planet Zi, can they unite and succeed in destroying it?
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,408 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 9/25/2002
Child Warriors: The Delta Team! by Paladin Dragoon reviews
A new team of child pilots challenges the Blitz Team to a battle. But then the Backdraft Group arrives! Who will win? an: Problem solved! OH YEAH!
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003
Guitar by Battousai reviews
Name change! Formerly Battosai. Leena finds bit playing a guitar, and decides to join his band. A/N Up. Sorry Guys.
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
The New Lightning Team: The Dragon Strikes by Black Liger X reviews
A new Lightning Team is formed and they are looking for new members. What happens when they find out that their leader is being hunted by a man out to kill?
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2003
Eyes Through Ninja and Through My Zoid by Shizumi reviews
Don vs. Kat!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002
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Zoids: The New Warrior reviews
You've heard it all before, a new warrior joins the team, and this time the Blitz Team is in for more than they think...and way more then they can handle! CHAPTER 16 UP!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 9/20/2002
Zoids: The Parody Collection reviews
The best of my collection of song parodies sung by your favorite Zoids characters from all seasons!!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003
Self Esteem reviews
My first every angsty fic...continued after long after thoughts about what I could've done with it...AU fic where Bit and the rest of them attend a music college in Boston...total B/L in later chapters...
Zoids - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002
Metal Gear Plasma: Our version of Metal Gear Solid reviews
Our version of Metal Gear Solid 1! YAY! Snake faces off against Revolver...Porcupine?!
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2002 - Published: 9/23/2002
The Censor Wars starring Raven and Solid Snake! reviews
Me and Liqiud are out for censor blood...but Snake and Raven are hired and out to stop us! NOOOO!!!
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/1/2002
Solid Snake's from Across America reviews
Plez read this! Just give this poor fic a chance! ^_^ Anywho, this is about Solid Snake, everyone's favorite mullet-headed hero...
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2002
ThrillerThe Leena Toros Video reviews
My first ficcy on FF.Net! YAY!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2002