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I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do, I sit in the corner and do whatever the hell I want to. I read, write and okay, I'll admit it, talk to the brainiac next to me who says, and I quote, "I know everything, okay." I'm NOT the average teen... Did I mention he's my boyfriend? I will admit that going to a public school all my life really affected my brain. I can txt, e-mail and use Internet to a degree. I'm apparently the definition of weird... that's an odd word. It defies the laws of spelling. If someone calls me weird I just counter with, "You know what, you're just too normal to understand." or, "No, it's not me, it's definitely you."
I love acting completely and totally crazy! I have been asked on multiple occasions, usually by counsellors that my parents hired to "fix" me... (That's just awkward, because they ALWAYS start out with the annoying little quote, "Your parents want me to... -looks at clipboard again- fix you. What exactly have you been doing?" or something to that feel...) If I've ever been sent to a mental institution. I always have to say yes because when I was 4, my parents thought it would help... -.- They usually look at me like I'm psychotic and basically run away screaming.
I’m in grade 10, and I'm a 16 year old schizophrenic who is paranoid, addicted to anime and music, has trust issues, has been diagnosed with minor asthma and doesn't know when to give up, especially when I believe in what I'm fighting for. I'm usually quiet at school, so when teachers talk to people who talk to me any other time, no one believes them. I get unnerved by loud noises, which is why I dislike school functions. I get bored easily and I hate anyone who tries to get into my head because I know they won't do anything good in there anyway... I know this because I can't do anything good in there...
I like reading, writing, singing, playing sports, getting good grades and really anything that doesn't bore me. I constantly wear my earphones with music playing... I've worn them for everything under the sun from sad stuff like funerals (which you can't spell without fun, pardon my morbid sense of humour) to happy stuff like weddings all the way to boring stuff like in the class. The only time anyone has seen me without them is when I'm trying to concentrate on something major, in which case, find Kosuke, he'll have it... Probably...
Knowing that I've always been different never unnerved me... I can see/hear "ghosts" only if they want me to, while my friend/twin can only have conversations with them all the time. I have my ancestors living in me, teaching me what I need to know, sounds crazy, huh?
Sunlight sucks, just letting all you beach bums know. I hate it. Hurts my head too much. Yeah, yeah, I know, look at my Profile name, right? I said I was the definition of weird, didn't I?
For those of you who don't care to learn Japanese, Hikari means light.
I’m in grade 10 and still letting her help me, so I can’t very well stop now. I’d most likely fall apart. I enjoy reading. That 'brainiac' Hikari sits by is me. I only said that line once. Hikari likes me, not her weirdo cousin. I hate him so much. He needs to leave her alone. I dislike social events and I have been homeschooled with no outside influence for 5 years. I act like an adult most of the time. I only really talk to Hikari about things that are childish.
She's the one who dragged me into this "group" of hers where you don't have to like people, or even your parents, in fact, it's envied. Hikari herself dislikes her mother and her father thinks of her as a disappointment, Amaya's a foster kid, Kouki doesn't think his parents understand him at all, Hiroaki has a father who skipped town when his mother was at work, taking most everything they had, Asahi, well, his parents just don't like his "girlfriend" (Envy), Envy's parents hate her because she's bisexual, Haben's parents are stuck living in their own perfect world where he doesn't even exist, Haruto was abused as a kid, Ryota's parents think he needs to be nice to people he doesn't know, Revelin managed to get himself kicked out of every school his parents sent him to until he met Hikari, Benji and Harris, their parents just don't like their... Preference... Trygve disappointed his parents when he told them that he wasn't going to do as they said anymore, and they pretty much disowned him. Amin has a mother who's a bum and his dad's abusive, Miyako and Bails never had a stable life, Kitten's parents gave up on her years ago, they only let her live with them so that they don't have to go through anything too troublesome... Miwa lost her family in a car accident, and she refuses to say anything else on the natter, Nikki's family juggled her around for years, pushing her onto someone else every time until she was sent to Hikari, Tyra's parents didn't even want her... They left her on the streets as a baby and left for New York, Char's had more than his fair share of troubles, and me, my parents are never satisfied with what I do.
Our group is one for misfits who can't belong anywhere else. We aren't accepted into normal society, and Hikari's known this since she was taken from the one person like her. The year after third grade, he left, walking out of her life, changing his phone number, and leaving her to drown in the despair of her life, waiting for his return for three horrible, painful years before giving up on the one who left her behind. She waited for him, up until three years ago, when she told me who I was...
*Flashback-Fall of 2009*
I stood there staring into cool blue eyes that seemed to drill into my very soul.
-Hikari- You can't keep living like this!!
-Kosuke- Why can I not? Is it a rule?
-Hikari- You don't understand, you aren't like them!! You can't be!!
-Kosuke- Who says so?
-Hikari- I do!
-Kosuke- You do? What difference does that make?
-Hikari- I know... I know because you're the same as me!
-Kosuke- I am most certainly not the same as you!
-Hikari- But... But... You are... I know, I can feel it. We've been the same since kindergarten...
Kindergarten? And, was that... hurt? No, it couldn't have been, she doesn't show that to anyone… Not anymore. I’d heard she turned off her emotions and locked away most of her memories, but I didn’t think she’d remember that little piece of information.
-Kosuke- I have changed much since then Hikari...
*Flashback in Flashback-Spring 2003*
I was sitting in a light corner, as close to the window as I could get when she walked up to me.
-Hikari- What are you doing here?
I looked up to see who was disturbing my peaceful reading and a girl with fearful eyes stared back at me from an anguished face, surrounded by thin, shoulder length hair with her bangs slightly covering her icy blue eyes. I almost didn't know what to say to her, so I stated the obvious.
-Kosuke- What does it look like, I am reading a book.
The strange girl looked at me in awe.
-Kosuke- How? I read.
-Hikari- Not that, how can you read such a big book?
-Kosuke- My mum taught me.
The girl deflated and her face fell to reveal the desolate face of one who truly felt alone.
-Hikari- I see. So the reason I can't read as well as you is because Mama won't even look at me most of the time...
-Kosuke- I'm sure your mum likes you. You're probably just imagining things.
-Hikari- You think?
-Kosuke- Sure! Come here, if you don't have anyone to teach you, then I will!
-Kosuke- Sure. There shouldn't be anything wrong with it.
-Hikari- But, what about classes?
-Kosuke- Don't worry about it! Come on, you can sit on my lap if you want.
-Hikari- But, won't your legs go numb?
-Kosuke- I'll be fine, come on!
-Hikari- Okay! Wait, I just remembered. My name is Jaselyn, I'm glad I met you!
-Kosuke- Oh, I'm Jacob, I'm glad too!
We sat there for what felt like only a few minutes before Jaselyn fell asleep. She mumbled a lot about being sorry for something, but I wasn't sure what, I couldn't make it out. I was surprised when the lunch bell rang. Jaselyn sat up straight, her eyes wide, silent tears sliding down her face and she was shaking. I tapped her shoulder hesitantly. She jumped slightly, seeming to remember where she was; she wiped her eyes before turning around with a pleasant smile.
-Hikari- Is something wrong Jacob?
-Kosuke- No, not at all.
I was shocked to see that she seemed fine, despite what had obviously been a horrible dream. I knew it was what adults called a mask, but I wouldn't know until much later just how much it hid. Her mask cracked a little and she deflated.
-Hikari- I suppose it's lunch time.
-Kosuke- Did you bring your lunch?
-Hikari- Yes, I was told to pack one this morning.
-Kosuke- You pack your lunch yourself?
She nodded. I was astounded to say the least. She was only in Kindergarten, but she could reach her counter? And knowing how to cook was something in and of itself.
-Kosuke- Do you want to eat it in here with me?
-Hikari- You don't eat in the cafeteria with the others?
-Kosuke- They pick on me, so I stay in here instead.
-Hikari- Okay then!
She smiled again, fixing the mask. When she walked toward the door, she limped. It looked like it hurt a lot, so I asked her about it.
-Kosuke- Are you okay?
-Hikari- Yeah, I feel fine!
The limp stopped and she continued out the door, down the hall. When she stopped at my locker though, unshed tears filled her eyes when I turned around. I almost asked about them, but decided against it when she wiped them away and smiled.
*End of Flashback in Flashback*
Now this girl's voice, the same one that had been so kind to me all those years ago, took on a hateful tone. I was so surprised that my memories were cut off because of it.
-Hikari- And you think I haven't?! You think that you're the only one? Because... Because if that is true, you're sadly mistaken Kosuke!!
-Kosuke- Who is Kosuke?
-Hikari- It is your name. Your new name.
-Kosuke- New name? Like yours where friends call you Hikari, but the teachers do not.
-Hikari- The Protectors named you. Normally, I name the new member, but if they hadn't told me of you, I would never have considered... I know how you feel. You're hurt, you can't live alone though. You need someone, but your Keepers cannot help you in this fight.
-Kosuke- 'Keepers'? Fight? I think you've got the wrong… I can't be who you're looking for.
-Hikari- Not you?
She smiled sadly then. I was taken aback. In class, she was a seemingly kind girl who liked to help others, but disliked attention. I knew that outside class she was considered mean, harsh, hateful, and above all, an Ice Princess… But I couldn't bring myself to believe that this broken girl was really like that. I couldn't even bring myself to move as tears started to gather in her eyes.
-Hikari- But you are... I know it's confusing, but you are... You have to fight in the upcoming battle. Because you're in our group now. The Protectors have chosen you for a reason. You shall have one year to answer, and then you shall be governed by my true sister and I. They will not settle for others. If you do not join, you shall be disposed of.
She turned on her heel, fixing her broken façade, walking away, without a word; she stepped out of my life for one year. One year of darkness and horror. One year of living as an outcast. One year of feeling completely and utterly lost. One year, where I didn't trust anyone except her and those she trusted. One year where I did not belong anywhere. One year while I waited for her to talk to me like that again. One year, while I waited for her cheerful mask to once again crack to show the suffering and pain that I knew must be hidden beneath. One year for me to announce the choice I had made as soon as it was too late to say it then.
*End of Flashback*
She must have been told something I was not notified of, for I was never looked at by cold eyes, but instead, warm, caring eyes stared back at me whenever I sought her out. They unnerved me and I would walk away without a word. She would look at me as I left, tears forming in her eyes, though they would never be shed, seeing as the second I walked away, 'friends' gathered to ask what I, an anti-social, homeschooled boy with a "creepy, dark" aura would want with her, a "normal" girl. She'd act social, good-tempered, loving and sincere when surrounded by humans. They thought she was cute, sweet and happy. The girl with a perfect life and enough admirers to last her a lifetime, but I knew better. She'd brush them off easily and leave me again as I watched from around a corner. I knew she wanted me to think it over carefully with a clear head before answering. I knew she hadn't had the chance I did, she was told, whether she liked it or not. Now I sometimes wonder when she was told. Or maybe if she was just born knowing what she had to do.
It worked, because here I am, in an almost reverse harem matriarch, Envy doesn't count as truly being "one of us", because even her 'true sister' bows down to Hikari's whims, while she stands there... But she's getting better. I was the fifth to join, but the second to be chosen, making me a top priority for them.
Whether you believe this story or not, it is beyond my ability to force you to believe. It is my story.
Kosuke means rising sun... Still under discussion of the Protectors. I change every day.
I'm in grade 10 and Ryota's boyfriend. No, I didn't care about how weird he is, cuz I'm related to Nazis!! What now? I got a gun collection at home just waiting for me to practice.
Amaya in background: Heads up!! *Dodges ball*
Must you do that?
Amaya in background: Sorry, Hikari missed it!!
Hikari in background: You threw it straight at him! He's like 10 feet to my right! How could I simply 'miss' it?
Continuing to argue in background
Hikari always changes people once she meets them...
*Flashback-Winter of 2009*
I sat at the lunch table with my girlfriend, Jenny, a human Hikari talked to, and another one of Hikari's rare supposed human friends, looking back, she was always treated differently. They were both talking about how she might act and worrying over if she would eat at all today. The human whose name I didn't know saw the cooks take out a can of cheese and pour it into something saying there was no way she'd be eating today when she walked in. Everyone quieted down when she stepped through the door. A few people murmured and snuck glances, but were only met by harsh glares from the girl. A boy walked up to her, and I thought I caught a smile grace her lips, but before he could say anything, he walked away nervously. The stories about the girl who never took anything seriously had reached me before I had even seen her, let alone talked to her. She usually spent her lunch in the counselor's office talking about her apparent anger issues, which showed themselves in 4th grade when she threw a guy across the gym for hitting on her. She looked bored, like nothing could hold her attention for more than a few minutes when she noticed me. Her eyes narrowed, but she didn't falter.
-Hikari- Who's the dork?
She sat down and I noticed how many ponytails she had. Four of them! Really? She was as weird as they said. She laid a book on the table, pulled out a can of juice and opened the book before looking at the two girls across from her. She sighed, closing the book and laid her head on it, looking bored, or maybe she was tired. I couldn't tell by her face.
-Jenny- He's my boyfriend...
-Hikari- So Nathan dumped you.
-Jenny- Yeah, what about it.
She turned to me, still looking unsure.
-Kouki- I'm L-
-Hikari- Doesn't matter, you're Kouki now.
-Kouki- What? Why?
-Human friend- She accepted him into her ranks, no way he's gonna be able to stay with you...
-Jenny- Hikari, how could you?
-Hikari- Don't talk to me you worthless human. So, do you know your past yet? What about your Guardian? And your Keepers, how are they? What have the Protectors told you so far?
-Kouki- You're drowning me in questions!
-Hikari- Do you have a problem with that, Nazi?
-Kouki- No, not really... How did you know?
How'd she know about that? I've never told anyone about that before. Except for my old school. She did have some weird connections though... She would have to to stay in this school. It wasn't that she had no money, in fact, her family was loaded, so, she tended to spend her time doing more exciting things. No one knew why she was in our school. No-where's-ville... That's what everyone called it, at least.
-Hikari- Then answer the questions.
-Kouki- Umm... No, I don't know what you're talking about, they're as demanding as ever and nothing... You still haven't answered my question...
I hadn't a clue what she was talking about, but I figured she meant ancestry, not a clue what a Guardian was, parents, and government workers.
-Hikari- Then you haven't awakened yet... Join my group!
-Jenny- You gave him a name before he even joined?
-Hikari- He'd already joined... I'm just asking if he wants to be alone or in a group. Either way, he has to keep his name.
-Jenny- Hikari, are you eating lunch?
She stuck her nose in the air, wrinkled it a shiver running down her spine, shook her head, and gagged slightly.
-Hikari- Mac and cheese, taco max snax, and stir-fry from a package... doesn't smell nor sound appetizing, so, no.
She opened her book and I caught the title as she lifted her head off it "Magic or Madness?" That's madness! And how could she smell that much? As far as I knew, it shouldn't have been possible for her to know. I decided something then watching her as I walked up to the counter, this girl is crazy, and I just agreed to something most likely I shouldn't have.
*End of Flashback*
Well, she helped me find my true-self hiding, so I'm grateful.
I despise sunlight. Sit on the sidelines, and brainstorm with Hikari, Kosuke and Asahi. I also provide inspiration.
Kouki means Sunlight in this case.
I’ve known Hikari since probably before pre-k… We, Hikari, Hiroto and I, were always nearly inseparable… That is, until we entered kindergarten. After that, she drifted away slightly… From then on, it was Hikari, Kosuke, Hiroto and I. I sometimes miss the way we were in those days, but we’re still friends, so I suppose it is okay.
We were at another “meeting” for a project for our computer class, but it was common knowledge that Hikari, Hiroto, Kosuke, Kouki and I had finished it the day it was assigned. We had been the first people to decide our layout and snag five computers in one row. Because it was our last class of the day, we worked on it non-stop until it was done at quarter to four.
-Hikari- So, how are we going to get more members?
-Kouki- You could walk around school for a day in a mini skirt…
-Hikari- I hope you realize she’s listening, don’t you?
-Hiroto- That girl over there with the scraggly hair who is now glaring daggers at her.
Hiroto jerked his head back to the girl who was now touching her hair subconsciously.
-Kouki- You didn’t even look at her, how you would know she was listening is still beyond me…
-Kosuke- How about you ask the Keepers?
-Hiroaki- I just don’t get why you have to keep asking…
I thought back to kindergarten, wondering if it had always been this way.
*Flashback in Flashback – Spring 2003*
It was just before the duo had had their encounter with Benji and Harris.
-Jaselyn- Aaron, Alloc, guess what!
She pulled a boy in front of her. He had a look of ‘Why am I doing this?’ on his face. He had dark brown eyes and hair. He was said to be one of the weird kids. I supposed he would make a perfect fit with us, but Hiroto looked dubious.
-Jaselyn- This is my new friend, Jacob… Jacob, say hi…
His voice was strong; it contrasted so much with Jaselyn’s that it was almost comical. She was holding his hand and blushing, but since she always did that when she was close to a boy, I didn't think about it much.
-Jaselyn- He… He said he’d be our friend fro-from now on…
-Jacob- No, I didn’t! I said I’d be yours! I don’t do well with others!
-Jaselyn- P-Please Jacob? For me even? Y-You don’t have to talk to them all the time, I just… I thought it’d be a good idea… I mean, you’re always all alone, so… I just thought that maybe…
Jacob stiffened, seeing her close to tears. He rushed around, trying to get her to smile again. He ran toward us wrapping his arms around our shoulders.
-Jacob- Okay, okay! See, we’re friends, right?
-Hiroaki- Yeah, definitely, so don’t cry okay?
-Hiroto- Jaselyn, it’s fine! We’re all friends!
Jacob grabbed her into a tight hug and whispered something. I barely caught what it was, it was so soft.
-Jacob- Anything you want, I’ll give it to you, just… Just don’t cry ever again. Please…
*End of Flashback in Flashback*
I suppose nothing’s really changed from then.
-Hikari- That reminds me! Hiroaki, you aren’t an official member yet, are you?
-Hiroaki- An official member? You have those?
I looked sideways at Hiroto, he looked upset… I couldn’t blame him though, I was wriggling back in while he was left out.
-Hikari- Well, currently, you’re a temporary member, so…
-Hiroaki- Sure, you go ahead and do what you want…
*End of Flashback*
Hiroaki mean Excel
Hikari's been my friend for as long as I can remember. We've had a lot of fun together over the years too. And, until she started making more friends, we were always so tight-knit...
*Flashback - Winter 2009*
We were sitting in Hikari's room for a meeting... Hikari had decided that we needed a new plan for our school life. Previously we just acted normal, but people kept giving us trouble, so we needed another plan.
-Hiroaki- So, wait, what exactly is the problem?
An excelent question, until you see everyone elses faces. Entertainment at its greatest in 3... 2... 1... Bing!
-Kosuke- That is the problem!
He pointed to the cage behind us holding a girl from school. Hikari had been keeping her there since last week when she read our profile(yes, this one) and said that there was no way it was true. Hikari had beaten the crud out of her and stuffed her in the tiny cage.
-Hikari- I don't see a problem...
-Kouki- Just about everyone else in the world does...
-Hikari- Really? Why?
-Kosuke- Because, Hikari, you can't just stuff people in cages because they say something you don't like!
-Hikari- Well, sure I can, people do it all the time!
-Kosuke- Those are actually built for people though, not large dogs!
-Hikari- I still don't see what the big deal is, my dog’s bigger than her!
I remembered back to the last time something like this had happened... It was my fault too... But Hikari reacted entirely differently.
*Flashback in Flashback - Fall 2005*
Hikari was usually a loner, she had three major friends, Kosuke, Hiroaki and myself. I had always been their friend, it was more of an issue of how much we managed to talk about normal things. I was popular, so there was no reason for me not to have other friends that I would talk to. One day though, something happened that none of us were expecting.
-Breanna- Hey, Jaselyn, where are your friends?
-Hikari- T-they aren't here right now...
-Sarah- That's too bad, isn't it? So you're all alone right now?
-Rachel- Well, then you shouldn't have a problem with playing with us, right?
-Hikari- What are you...
Breanna shoved Hikari, pushing her against a tree...
-Breanna- You should stop talking to Alloc... He's way out of your league.
-Hikari- But, he's my friend...
-Breanna- He's just using you, there's no reason anyone would want to be friends with a nobody like you.
-Hiroaki- I do...
-Rachel- Aaron, why are you here?
-Hiroaki- Because, I'm her friend...
Breanna backed away, catching sight of me behind Hiroaki.
-Breanna- Alloc, why are you here?
-Hiroto- Same as Aaron, she's my friend, so why shouldn't I be here?
-Sarah- How long have you been there then?
-Hiroto- I heard everything... I'm sorry, but I don't like girls who don't respect others...
They ran off and left the three of us standing there...
*End of Flashback in Flashback*
-Hikari- Fine! Then we'll act like we're tyrants!
-Kosuke- I don't think that's a very good idea either, Hikari...
-Hikari- Then what SHOULD we do?
-Hiroto- Put up a front of the perfect students?
-Hikari- There's our genius! That's what we'll do then, any questions?
-Hiroaki- When are we letting her go?
Hikari looked at the girl, then looked around the circle, then at the window.
-Hikari- I'll dump her out the window now...
She got up, pulled the cage even with the window, opened it, and shooed the girl out of the cage onto the overhang above a bush by her second-story window, closed it and returned to the bed as we heard a loud thunk outside.
*End of Flashback*
Hiroto means Esteem
I'm Hikari's cousin! I'm a year younger, grade 9, but she's awesome! Becha wouldn't guess, but, we're basically married!! I gave her the ring and everything!!
Hikari in the background: No we're not!! It was the ring off of a cupcake for God's sake!! And I collect them, I don't even know which one it is to give it back!!
Don't pay attention to her, she loves me, whether she'll admit it or not. Truth is though, I'd do almost anything to make her happy...
*Flashback-Spring of 2010*
I sat outside her house waiting. She'd told me that she needed to check something. I figured she didn't want me to know about it, so here I sat with her three younger cousins wrestling in the mud in front of me in their new white dresses. Their mum's gonna kill them.
-Asahi- What's taking that dork so long?
I walked up to her room, not expecting what I saw. There she sat, in front of her new laptop watching two guys fuck each other. She didn't even turn around when she asked.
-Hikari- You didn't want to wait?
-Asahi- You wanted me to stay there while you watched this?
-Hikari- Yeah, I did Asahi. I figured you weren't into this stuff much seeing as you're a guy...
-Asahi- What does that have to do with anything?
-Hikari- Well, are you incestuous?
-Asahi- What if I am?
-Hikari- Are you gay and incestuous?
-Asahi- No, why would I be?
-Hikari- Well, I've never known you to be interested in girls much...
-Asahi- What are you talking about?
-Hikari- I've wanted to ask you for a while... Do you like anyone in the clan?
-Asahi- I-I love one...
-Hikari- I see..
-Asahi- It's someone special. They aren't like the others... She's amazingly beautiful and yet harsh...
-Hikari- There's too much of an age difference though, is that your problem?
-Asahi- Too much empty space... I doubt she even knows, let alone feels the same way...
-Hikari- Let me show you something... This guy, this one right here, he has and unrequited love for his friend here... He doesn't care though. He only wants his friend to be happy. As long as you follow that one rule, it shouldn't matter who you like. And this guy right here, he's related to the one right there. They still love each other. They make it work, and if they've made it that far just on their feelings, imagine how strong they must be...
-Asahi- Wow... That must take a lot of self-control...
-Hikari- I'm sure it does... You gonna join the group, anyway?
-Hikari- So, you still haven't noticed...
-Asahi- Noticed what?
-Hikari- Why that guy out there always follows my very whims... How the one who was sitting next to me on the ride down was looking at me with almost concealed astonishment... The mark that we've all drawn on our collarbones... You never noticed anything?
-Hikari- Then maybe...
-Asahi- I'll join, but on one condition.
-Hikari- What's that?
-Asahi- You tell no one of what goes on in this group...
-Asahi- And... Well, I would have watched it with you, you know...
*End of Flashback*
I'm bi, and hate daylight, not gonna go any deeper than that. Sit on the sidelines and brainstorm with Hikari. Yeah, I'm dating Envy, but I still loves my cousin!
Don't judge, could be you some day.
Asahi means Sunlight.
Hikari found me last summer in a volleyball camp. She was always different from other people and she showed it too.
She stood in front of me, her blue eyes were wide as if she couldn't believe what she were seeing.
-Hikari- What are you doing here?
-Envy- What are you talking about?
-Hikari- Well, someone like you has no reason to be here.
-Envy- Someone like me?
-Hikari- Yeah, you're one of us, didn't you know?
-Envy- You're crazy...
-Hikari- So, what are you then?
-Envy- I'm me...
-Hikari- I understand that.
-Envy- Then why are you asking?
She looked thoughtful at this, then smiled, but it wasn't the smile I usually received from people. The fake smile that usually spread across people's faces. She was different, she had a pitying smile.
-Hikari- So you don't know.
-Envy- What do you mean 'I don't know'?
-Hikari- So at the very least, what's your name?
-Envy- I'm A-
-Hikari- No, you're Envy now. That seems like a suitable name for someone like you.
-Envy- Someone like me?
-Hikari- Yes, I've heard of you. You're the one who actually fits in somewhere other than with us.
-Envy- You don't get out often do you?
-Hikari- How amusing, you've even started to talk like them too.
-Envy- So, what do you want?
-Hikari- You want to join us?
-Envy- Join what?
-Hikari- My group of course! I know you love anime and the like.
-Envy- Finally! Sure, whatever...
-Hikari- Get ready then, you'll have to fight your way in.
She turned and left me standing at the net, just to spike the ball in my face and leave the gym. When I followed her out, I saw her climb into the driver's seat of a blood-red Jeep and start to drive away with what looked like her sister asking what took so long. My eyes widened, she wasn't even 14 yet! What was she thinking? I rushed over, calling out to her over the music playing in the Jeep.
-Envy- What are you thinking?
-Hikari- I'm driving home, why does it matter to you?
-Envy- How? You don't even have a permit!
-Hikari- As long as I don't get pulled over, It shouldn't matter, right? By the way, I'm Hikari.
With that, she drove off down the road and past a cop car on the shoulder. As she passed, she waved to him and he waved back like he knew who she was.
*End of Flashback*
I'm Asahi's new girlfriend. I’m in grade 9. I have a sick, twisted mind... I'm bisexual... And, well, I get bored easily...
I've been Hikari's friend since we were in pre-k. She's always seemed like a nice person living a perfect life on the outside, but I knew what happened on the inside too, it wasn't anything like what she led others to believe. I’m in grade 10, and this is the second year we’ve been apart, and I’m dating Haben. She helped me get back up when I thought all was lost.
*Flashback- Summer 2010*
I had been crying earlier that day when Hikari came over, she looked like she was in a good mood, but I could see her slight limp. She was wearing a nice, formal, floor length dress and carrying a pair of heels. Her family had obviously just gotten back from a party and she decided it was futile to change before she came. I tried to hide the tears and put on a smile as she got closer, but couldn't do it.
-Hikari- What's wrong Miyako?
-Miyako- I could ask you the same.
-Hikari- What? The limp? It's nothing, I swear, just some rough combat training.
-Miyako- Right... Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
-Hikari- Okay, so how are you holding up?
-Miyako- Not too good.
I pulled my left sleeve down, hoping she hadn't noticed.
-Hikari- Really now? Then, why would you be hiding your wrist?
-Miyako- No reason...
She was losing patience, I could see it, so I gave in. I held out my left arm. She pushed up my sleeve until she saw the full extent of the damage. She chuckled softly.
-Hikari- Japanese huh? So then, you decided it was useless.
-Miyako- I figured they wouldn't know what it meant.
-Hikari- Here, you're gonna need this more than me.
She handed me a stress ball from her jacket. I didn't know what it was for though, so I looked at her, knowing she'd answer my unspoken question.
-Hikari- Cleaning these is going to hurt Miyako, a lot.
*End of Flashback*
That's her for you, she may pretend that her own problems stop at finishing homework, but only those closest to her know how bad it really is. And if you really want to know, you should shoot her a message to ask, because it isn't something she's just going to tell anyone.
Miyako means Beautiful Night
I am Hikari's friend/twin, now in grade 10. Hikari saved me from myself right before I would have been unreachable...
*Flashback-Fall of 2010*
I sat, waiting in the school office for the principal to yell at me once again for the "erotic" picture on my binder. It was just a little SasuKiba action... nothing much. I just copied it from Google images. I was wondering how much trouble it would bring when she walked out of the counselor’s office, the woman trailing after her as she screeched.
-Hikari- I hate this damn place! It's so crowded with you imbecilic humans!
-Counselor- Hiraki, that's what you wanted to be called, isn't it? You shouldn't yell that here... people will think you've gone crazy...
-Hikari- And what if I have? It's probably because I'm forced to live around you dammed... creatures for so long! And don't you go fucking criticizing me, you don't understand at all! And my name is Hikari! Hi-ka-ri!
-Amaya- What the hell?
-Hikari, noticing me- Who the fuck are you?
-Amaya- What? Me?
-Hikari- No, the wall, of course you, dumbass!
-Hikari- Rather, I don't quite care. Now, your name is... Amaya!
-Amaya- Umm, okay... now, what's with your hair?
-Hikari- What's with yours? It's so short, how can you do anything with it? When I first saw you, I thought you were a boy.
-Amaya- I-It got caught on something...
-Hikari- Hmmm, well, it happens to be Thursday, so I have 3 ponytails.
-Amaya- What does it being Thursday have to do with that?
-Hikari- It shouldn't matter to you... Why are you here anyway?
-Amaya- I had an "erotic" picture of SasuKiba on my binder cover...
-Hikari, eyes widening- Do you still have it?
-Amaya- Of course!
-Hikari- Well, what are you waiting for? Let me see!
-Principal- So, you're attempting to recruit another, are you Ja-
-Hikari- My name is Hikari damnit and I was making friendly conversation with someone who's normal.
-Principal- I don't care. Ti-
-Hikari- Her name is Amaya!
-Principal- Really now? Is that like Ja-
-Hikari- Leave Kosuke out of this...
-Principal- When do you think about these names?
-Hikari- When I want to! This place is so fucking boring, I have plenty of time...
-Hikari- I see, this is nothing special. It's just Sasuke giving Kiba a blow-job... whoever drew it has no artistic ability what-so-ever.
-Principal- Why you... Encouraging this...
-Hikari- And what's so wrong about it, old man?
-Kosuke- There you are!
-Hikari- You should join our group Amaya! This is Kosuke, he's already a member!
-Kosuke- Since when?
-Hikari- Just now, didn't you want to give me your acceptance message? If not then leave right now, I'm in the middle of an argument.
-Amaya- I'll join.
-Principal- In my office, now! All three of you!
Needless to say, we lost out on four classes, and almost got OSS, but Hikari's parents cleared up the problem easily, almost too much so for my comfort...
*End of Flashback*
I have an amazingly sick mind and I don't care if you spread it around. I'm always telling Hikari to write weird and creepy stuff. She doesn't care too much.
Being her twin, we're basically the same, except for our personalities. Where she sits at the sidelines, I'm usually the one who dragged her there saying, "C'mon, it'll be fun!!" I'm a foster kid, and annoyed about it too. Who could blame me, right? I didn't ask to be, and as soon as I can, I'll be outta there. I was dating Revelin, before he…
I hate reading, unless it has something to do with anime/manga. People call me weird, and I just turn around and tell them they're weird, cuz if you call someone weird, you gotta know what weird is to begin with, don't you?
Darkness is annoying, I can't see anything in front of me, heh, I know, I know, my penname, right? I'm NOT normal.
For those of you who don't know, Amaya means night rain.
Hikari always tries to help people, but sometimes it doesn't work... Sometimes, she just looses them. She'd originally asked my brother, but then, soon, he turned her down, having held a grudge against Haruto for years. Then she turned her attention on me. I still can't figure out why she did it though, I was so close...
*Flashback: Fall 2010*
I had thought I was alone when she came around the corner. She didn't seem to see me, but I wanted to be sure. I crawled over to the edge of the ledge. When I saw her eyes, I was almost appalled. She was staring blankly ahead, like she was blind. I couldn't see any light in them at all. When she started speaking though, I was amazed to hear her speak with little emotion at all, if any.
-Hikari- Why did you want me here? There was no reason...
-Ryota- Umm... I didn't particularly want you here...
I thought I recognized her from one of my classes, but I couldn't grasp her name for the life of me.
-Hikari- He is not here, Mama, you said he would show up.
-Ryota- 'Mama'? What are you talking about? I'm the only other person here...
-Hikari- I am sorry Mama. I did not realize it was him.
She fell abruptly, her long hair streaming above her. I wanted to move, but I was frozen. I wanted to help this girl who seemed unable to hold her own self together. Then I saw something that almost made me wonder. Something bright red was trickling down her forehead and a small line made its way from her nose.
-Ryota- Hey! Get up! You're bleeding! You need to get up!
Suddenly, I could move. I felt like my legs were jell-o, but that didn't matter, I ran as fast as I could to her, dropping to the ground next to her, desperately shaking this strange, unconscious girl.
-Hikari- Ryota, leave me be!
-Ryota- Wake up! I'm not Ryota!
She sat up, opening her eyes again. She brushed her hand against her head before sighing and taking out a handkerchief to wipe it away. Once she was done, she tucked it away and stood as if nothing had happened.
-Ryota- I don't think you should be standing...
-Hikari- And just why not?
-Ryota- You're hurt. You even cleaned away the blood.
-Hikari- Would you feel better if I showed you there's nothing there?
-Ryota- A little...
She stooped down, bowing her head forward into my reach so that I could move it or her hair if I wanted. I looked for even the slightest sign of a cut or a scratch, but found nothing and after ten minutes or so, I gave up, allowing her to stand again.
-Ryota- No... What boy?
-Hikari- I was supposed to meet a guy here today so that I could ask him something... His friend turned me down, so I figured I'd find his friend and ask him.
-Ryota- Who was it?
-Hikari- Some idiot named Tyler.
-Ryota- Tyler's my brother...
-Ryota- Yeah, I can't believe that he turned you down.
She shrugged it off easily.
-Hikari- You wanna join instead?
-Hikari- Okay... Um, you'll be Ryota now.
-Ryota- Okay then...
She ran off then, waving at me.
-Hikari- See you in school!
I saw her in class the next day, she looked so bored she could have died. She hung out with two people, a guy she called Kosuke, and a girl called Amaya, almost constantly.
*End of Flashback*
I’m grade 10, and loving all the classes with Hikari and my boyfriend, Kouki!
Ryota means Clear
Benji & Harris
We do just about everything together… So, we figured it’d be pointless to have our bio twice… We are homosexual, fraternal twins… Yeah, we know we’re “messed up”… Don’t need you to tell us. We’re in grade 10, and hate having next to no classes with Hikari or Kosuke. Hikari’s helped us though…
*Flashback: Fall 2010*
(NOTE: Omniscient because we can’t both say ‘I’; it’d be too confusing.)
They were walking through the halls that morning. They’d just gotten out of their orthodontist appointment, and fourth hour had just ended. It was almost pointless to go to school, but, their parents didn’t want them at home, so, here they stood. Hikari and Kosuke came walking toward them, cuddling each other. Kosuke had his arm wrapped around her shoulders and she had snaked hers around his waist and they were leaning on each other as they walked. They noticed, not for the first time, that they really seemed to fit together well. And it wasn’t awkward to be around them even when they acted like that.
-Benji- Hey Hikari, what’s up?
She didn’t even glance up at them before shooting away from Kosuke to push herself against the opposite wall, glaring at him in disgust. She turned to the twins, and recognized them almost immediately. She pushed away from the wall, glancing around nervously.
-Hikari- Hey guys… Didn’t I tell you not to call me that?
-Harris- Explosions! Because it fits you better, we prefer to call you that.
-Kosuke- Well, Hikari, wasn’t there something you wanted to ask these two?
-Hikari- Um, yeah, but…
She trailed off, and Benji remembered when she would do that in Kindergarten. He especially remembered one of the only times she hadn’t, he glanced at his brother and noticed the look on his face. He was remembering their little encounter also.
*Flashback in Flashback: Spring 2003*
-Benji- Harris, do we have to go to the library during lunch?
-Harris- Yes, I need a book.
Benji wondered why Harris couldn’t just wait until the class went after lunch, but didn’t push it too much and allowed his brother to pull him into the large room. When he pulled Benji in though, Benji’s eye was caught by something in the far corner. He paused, holding his brother back with him since he was stronger than his bug-eyed brother, he almost smiled at the fact, but he was too preoccupied by the small almost pile in the corner.
-Harris- Benji, what’s wrong? You didn’t forget something, did you?
-Benji- No, but, there’s something over there, let’s go check it out!
-Harris- I thought you didn’t want to be here!
-Benji- But now I’m curious, let’s go!
They crept over to the corner softly, when they were at the last bookshelf, they hid behind it and peeked around. They saw Jacob and Jaselyn sitting on the floor. Jaselyn had always been a shy girl, but Jacob was different, he was flat out antisocial, even for their standards. Seeing as they usually ate lunch in the school office, this was saying something. Jaselyn was curled up on the floor next to Jacob; her head was lying on his lap, using it as a pillow. Jacob wasn’t doing anything about it either; he just sat there, looking at her. She was mumbling something, and he seemed to grimace at the words, but they were too far away to hear.
-Harris- Hey, let’s just go talk to them.
-Benji- But, I don’t think that’s a good idea…
They stood there for a little while longer before Jaselyn moved. Her legs curled in, and her back curled out, so that she was in the fetal position. Her head hit Jacob’s stomach, and she groaned. She sat up though, and Benji barely saw the tears stream down her face. Jacob pulled her into a hug, patting her head and whispering to her softly, and she sat there dumbfounded and crying before she hesitantly hugged him back, laying her head face-first on his shoulder. Harris was on his feet in an instant and, before his brother could stop him, running toward them. He stopped before them and knelt down. Benji followed once he felt like he’d be able to move easily. He walked over to them in time to see Jaselyn pull away and say something.
-Jaselyn- I’m sorry, I’ve troubled people again.
-Jacob- No, you haven’t. It’s absolutely no trouble, right guys?
If anyone thought Jacob was scary when they just heard about him, they would die of fear, or maybe just pee themselves, if they saw him now. Then again, they might just pee themselves from what they’d just seen. It was enough to make someone doubt what they heard.
-Benji & Harris- Of course not, we’re just wondering, why were you crying?
-Jaselyn- It was a bad dream, nothing much…
Benji wasn’t at all convinced and it showed on his twin’s face that he was also sceptical about her answer, but he wasn’t about to say anything. They left the two alone after that. Even if they saw something, they didn’t confront them about it.
*End of Flashback in Flashback*
-Hikari- Why don’t you join our group then? I’m sure you’d fit in fine.
-Harris- Sounds fine. Who’s the leader?
-Hikari- Amaya, Kosuke and I.
-Benji- Sounds interesting… See ya at lunch.
With that we parted and at lunch, we met them at their table and spent the entire time talking about just about everything, even Hikari’s change in behaviour from when we were children for those who knew her then.
*End of Flashback*
We’re now in grade 10 and are, amazingly, still keeping up with her, so we might as well stay.
Okay, um, I'm not entirely sure how to phrase this, but I'm going to do it in the least vague way I can. I'm NOT near as weird as the other people on here. I think that interesting is a good thing and all, but there's a time when you cross the line. I'm Haruto's girlfriend, grade 9. Hikari and I have just met in the last year and she finally deemed me 'good enough'. I'm still not sure what that implies though.
*Flashback: Winter 2010*
-Tyra- Hey Hikari, what's up?
She stared at me for a while before glancing over to Kosuke who nodded slightly. She sighed heavily, closing her eyes before she opened them, staring at me again.
-Hikari- Do you want to join?
-Hikari- You know, the group.
-Tyra- Oh, that... I didn't think I was allowed to...
-Hikari- Envy shouldn't be there either... She needs another human there, so, even though she basically forced her way in, we'll grant her wish to allow you.
-Tyra- Okay... But, we don't have to use my real name, do we?
-Hikari- No, from now on, you'll have to be... Tyra!
-Tyra- Okay then.
She walked back to Kosuke, allowing him to wrap his arm around her shoulders and letting herself lean into him. They seemed comfortable somehow. Like they'd been together for longer than just Kindergarten; almost like they'd always been together.
*End of Flashback*
Tyra means God of Battle
I’m one of Hikari’s many followers, she even set me up with my girlfriend, Nikki. I’m in grade 10 and I hate being away from the gang. I saved Hikari once before when I figured out the clues she’d left. It was the same time as when I was accepted by the others.
*Flashback: Winter 2011*
I was riding the bus, as usual. Hikari wasn’t on though. She had been acting weird at school, so I didn’t think anything of it, until the bus passed Kosuke’s house. She was running out, him following. I jumped out of my seat and raced to the front of the bus. I needed to get off, now. I waited until the bus driver got up to unbuckle a harness, the jumped off easily. She ran head on into me. She stumbled back a step, and then pushed me aside, pulling her knife out. She held it so that she gripped it in her fist, the point aimed behind her. She backed away slowly for a bit, forcing us into stillness before breaking and running off.
Kosuke and I looked all over town, and I finally found her at seven that night. She was in an alley behind the liquor shop with a bottle of whiskey in her hand. There was a small pool formed around her, but from the distance and light, or rather, lack of light, I couldn’t tell what.
She didn’t move, not even a twitch. I ran toward her and saw that the pool around her was bright red. It was blood. Her knife was lying in her limp left hand, and her right hand held the bottle and cuts. She had carved something into her palm, but I couldn’t tell what. I dragged her toward my quad, and positioned her on the back, using my left hand to keep her from falling, and my right to steer. I pulled her into my house and carried her into the bathroom. My parents were on another one of their business trips, so the house was silent other than my little brother, Troy, watching TV in the main room.
-Troy- Hey, Char, why are you back so late?
He walked into the bathroom to see me placing Hikari on the toilet and digging through the cupboards to find the first aid kit.
-Char- I was babysitting my friend’s girlfriend. No, I was looking for her after she ran off. She seemed swamped, so I’ve been looking for her.
-Troy- What happened to her?
-Char- Oh, she just had a little run-in with whiskey and her knife; just the usual for her.
I found the kit and pulled it out with a victorious yowl. My brother looked shocked when I turned around.
-Char- Can I help you with something?
-Troy- Why are you acting like that's a normal thing for teenage girls to do?
-Char- I'll explain later, so, just, go watch TV or something!
I pulled out a washcloth and a basin of water from under the sink, filling the basin quickly and carrying it over to Hikari, I began cleaning her wounds. She moaned slightly, giving her verbal opinion of my actions. I paid her no heed and continued. Even once it was clean, I couldn’t tell what the writing was, but I saw that she was also bleeding from her forearm. I hadn’t noticed the blood staining her shirt, and I eased it off and over her head, tugging the sleeve lightly off. I was grateful for the tank top she wore under her normal clothes because I wouldn’t find it too awkward to clean out her cuts. Her inner right arm read ‘Loveless’ and her inner left said ‘TRUST NO ONE’. She stirred slightly when I touched the cloth to her arm.
-Hikari- What you doing Char? Trying to be mean again?
-Char- What’d you do this time Hikari? I could say the same to you, running away from your boyfriend like that.
-Hikari- He was stopping me from buying anything good…
She was slurring, and I knew better than to argue, so I shut up and nodded my head. I pulled bandages out from the box and began wrapping her arms and hand. She might just have some trouble writing now that her left hand was rendered useless.
-Hikari- You is a good friend… You know that?
-Char- Whatever you say, Hikari-chan.
She looked at me for a while, but silently sat there until I patted her shoulder.
-Char- You’re done. Now, try not to be so reckless.
-Hikari- You should join…
Hikari smiled broadly, then announced her reasoning. I blinked a few times before laughing.
-Char- Okay, okay.
The next day was tough, but I got used to it after a while. The names were the hardest thing to remember. After calling the same people by the names they were born with, it was hard to adjust, but everyone else seemed to catch on easily. I suppose if Hikari were to change their names in an instant, they’d be ready for her order.
*End of Flashback*
I still can remember the phrase she told me:
“So you’ll always be there to catch me when I fall; or at least patch me back up afterwards.”
I don’t particularly care if you don’t believe me. I truly couldn’t care less. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
We’re making this a memory to our friend and brother, Jordan, who was supposedly found dead recently. “He” was found, shot, the gun at his side, at a cemetery where his brother and sister were buried. He had lost them to a fire when he was seven. Revelin was never able to create an account here. We were messaged five minutes prior to his estimated time of death, wishing his name to be given to someone else if the time came. DNA testing showed us that this was not actually Jordan though, saying that he is out there somewhere. Autopsy reported that he, a currently unidentified man, had been dead prior to the shooting. It was ruled as a suicide gone wrong and the case has been closed, despite arguments from friends. We are sure that he is still out there somewhere, but we have discussed it and decide that he wants to be alone right now and we respect that… There will be no mention of this at any other intervals... Unless he is found…
I'm that guy Kosuke was talking about, the guy who left Hikari. I didn't want to though; my parents decided it for me. I didn't change my number for no reason, I had this creepy girl stalking me; so no matter what you say I’m not that bad. For now I’m dating Tyra, but hoping for the day when Hikari takes me back.
Hikari adores helping people, especially when they can't help themselves.
*Flashback- Spring 2011*
I was walking through the hall when I first saw her again. She'd changed since third grade... She’d changed a lot. Her hair was long, and she was wearing a short black skirt with black tights and a skin-tight black t-shirt with a bleeding heart on it. She had her now mid-back length hair in twin-tails and she was wearing a choker around her neck. She didn't notice me; she was standing with her back to a locker with a guy leaning over her that I'd never seen before. I knew I was late for class, so why were these two standing there so casually? I decided to call out to her, see what was wrong.
-Haruto- Hey, Ja-
She turned on me then, her cold blue eyes glaring. Her face softened and I thought that she'd remembered me, but her next sentence proved me wrong.
-Hikari- There's no one here with a name like that... I'm sorry, but you’ve obviously mistaken us for others.
-Kosuke- You must be the transfer student.
-Hikari- Him? Seriously?
-Kosuke- Yes, I believe his name was Caleb...
She seemed shocked... I couldn't actually blame her, but I could say that she changed a lot too.
-Hikari- So, Haruto's finally come back.
-Haruto- Um, what?
-Hikari- So, are you going to join, or what?
-Kosuke- Don't be so harsh Hikari, it's not attractive.
She stuck her tongue out at him and he pulled her closer to him.
-Hikari- But you love it when I’m harsh, Kosuke…
I stared, I couldn't help it, I couldn't speak; I was too shocked. He wrapped his arm around her shoulders and she relaxed a little. As soon as I felt I could talk again, I said it without thinking.
-Haruto- I'll join.
-Hikari- Good, it'd be too troublesome if you said no. Your next class?
-Haruto- Um, Science.
-Kosuke- Here's our excuse; we've been showing the new guy around.
They walked away, leaving me standing there, wondering what I had just volunteered for. I found out when lunch rolled along. They led me to their table. There were two pushed together to make room for everyone. She seemed to accumulate people fairly easily.
*End of Flashback*
I knew she would be different, but I didn't think she'd change that much. I shook it off though as stress and agreed to anything she said. Looking back, that may not have been the best idea.
Haruto means Sunlight
I’m Hikari’s cousin, and I’ve been passed around family, but I was always spoiled, that is, until I landed with hers.
*Flashback: Summer 2011*
I sat in a cab my grandfather had called and paid for; my long wavy brown hair was fluttering from the wind entering through the window. I was being tossed around again because he wasn’t “suitable” to take care of me full time. I was being sent to my mother’s half-brother’s family. I heard they were strict people, but I wasn’t entirely convinced that they wouldn’t make an exception for me. Everyone else seemed to. I’d only met them one other time, when I was six. My cousin, the only member of the four person family I remember, Jaselyn, was someone to fear. That time, she got annoyed at her other cousin and was beating him over the head with a branch that was bigger than her.
-Driver- We’re here.
I looked out the window, but there was really nothing there. This was one of the ‘better off’ families, but, it didn’t look like much. It had a double drive and had so many cars in front it was insane. There was a fenced in yard and it was surrounded on three sides by fields. There was a two car garage, but I doubted it had any cars in it since there were two others blocking the doors. There were two large barns, one with a basketball hoop hanging from it. Some apple trees were behind an additional garage and a large wooden fence behind a dumpster, which I doubted I really wanted to see behind. The house was tiny to say the least, and the front door was open wide. All the lights were off, even though it was the middle of the day.
-Nikki- I’m sorry, you must be mistaken. This can’t be the right place.
-Driver- No, this is them. Don’t be fooled, they’ve got loads of money. Just look at the cars.
-Nikki- I see. Well…
I was cut short by an engine roaring to life behind the wooden fence. A girl, about three years older than me raced around the corner on a four-wheeler in a short black skirt, a black strapless top with thigh-highs and black converse.
-Hikari- Hey, you two are causing the pups to go berserk. There had better be a reason for that and it best not be stupid.
-Driver- I was handed this note, I don’t know anything about it, but she thinks she’s in the wrong place.
She took the note and read over it quickly.
-Hikari- I see… I was told that you’d be coming. Hop on; we’re going for a ride!
-Nikki- Oh, thank God, we are in the wrong place.
-Hikari- No, but, if you’d like to get settled in before going for a ride, we can do that.
-Hikari- Here, give me her bags. I guess you can leave after that.
Once the bags were carried into the house, I couldn’t hold in anymore.
-Nikki- Your family has tons of money, so why are you living in this shack! It’s so small, and your family could do so much better!
-Hikari- Maybe, but the schools here are good, and everyone’s interesting. You should SEE the people I hang out with. Actually, even just hearing them would be enough. Mum and Dad aren’t home, and Kitten’s at our grandmother’s, so I suppose I could invite them over. I wonder who’s gonna pick up the pizza if I do though. What do you say? A party, shall we make it?
-Nikki- A party? You’re kidding… I thought your parents were really strict!
-Hikari- My parents ARE really strict… That’s why I’m doing this. Now, are you going to help me make calls or do you just want to listen in?
-Nikki- I’m just going to listen in…
(You can skip the calls if you want, but I wanted it in here! :P)
-Hikari- Hey, Kosuke, yeah, we’ve got my cousin here. She’s gonna be staying for a while, so party for her!
-Kosuke- Cool, I’ll be there. You got pizza called in?
-Hikari- Not yet, but I’m calling in after someone offers to pick it up.
-Kosuke- I will. It’s not a problem.
-Hikari- Cool, see you soon. Remember, a week straight this time.
-Calling Pizza Hut-
-Guy- Hello, would you like take-out again?
-Hikari- Yeah. The usual, ten large pizzas, two garbage, four sausages, four pepperoni… Oh, add another large for a Hawaiian!
-Guy- Can do. Fifteen minutes
-Hikari- Snippy, aren’t we?
-Kouki- I’m babysitting Eva’s little bro. He’s pissing me off!
-Hikari- Cool, well, party at my place. The usual gig; if you want to bring him, feel free.
-Kouki- We’re there. Let me just write a note. He gets to go to a lot of these parties, doesn’t he, I mean, for only being a partial member?
-Hikari- I guess.
-Hikari- Party at my place, come down immediately. We’re introducing two new members and holding a tournament since my parents are out of town for the week.
-Hiroaki- Hey. I’ll sneak out somehow. I guess that studying will be a good enough excuse.
-Hikari- Your parents still believe I’m in cram school?
-Hiroaki- Yeah, but it works. See ya.
-Hikari- Week long party, starts when everyone’s here; tournament too. Come fast!
-Asahi- Wow, good timing, my parents were about to send me to church camp. You know what happens there for people like me.
-Hikari- I think Miyako’s parents are sending her too. Pick her up on your way.
-Envy- Yeah, I’m coming. Want me to pick up Tyra and the drinks?
-Hikari- Yes, and Amaya too! See ya!
-Calling Amaya’s Mom-
-Amaya’s Mom- Hello?
-Hikari- Hello. Some girls are going to be picking Amaya up. They’re going to my house for a study crash. We don’t want to forget everything we learned in school last term.
-Amaya’s Mom- Is it for a week again?
-Hikari- Yes and she’ll be practicing everything, even from the honors’ courses.
-Amaya’s Mom- That should be just fine. Goodbye.
-Hikari- One week boot camp, hurry down to Pizza Hut and get a ride with Kosuke. And be sure to tell your parents.
-Ryota- I’m already gone!
-Harris- Explosions avoided!
-Hikari- Awesome! Boot camp for a week, don’t forget your brother and the other goods.
-Hikari- Week long party, don’t bring your brother, but bring your parent’s master.
-Char- I’ll be there!
-Haruto- I’m up!
-Hikari- Good, party at my place ASAP!
-Haruto- You got all the goods?
-Hikari- Bring your parents’ consumer.
-Haruto- Easy as pie.
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-Hikari- Okay, everyone’s here! Lock, Nikoran, come up here!
We walked over to her where she was standing on a car hood. I was nervous, but ‘Lock’ seemed just fine.
-Hikari- Nikoran, you will now be known as Nikki, Lock, you’re Loren. Congrats, you’ve made it in!
There was celebrating after that. Alcohol, smokes, drugs… Anything these people could use to get it up to a ‘party’ level was used. Loren got pretty up there and disappeared for a while with Hikari, as did Kosuke, Hiroaki, Kouki, Hiroto, Asahi, Envy, Ryota, Char, and Haruto. But, it was interesting to say the least.
*End of Flashback*
I’m still not exactly sure what I’ve signed up for, but I’m in grade 7, and can’t wait for something more exciting to happen.
I met Hikari last summer when my family switched churches.
*Flashback: Summer 2011*
She was sitting in the pew in front of me, but instead of paying attention to the service, she was ogling over the baby two rows in front of her. Halfway through the sermon, all you could hear was the phrase “Don’t do it.” Pass the mother’s lips. The baby had his teething toy and was about to drop it behind the pew. He looked around and then dropped it. He then sat staring at it for a while before he began screeching. Hikari jumped up and rushed forward taking the disgruntled child in her arms and running toward the nursery. I stood and followed her down. She was rocking the infant and singing softly to it.
She jumped guiltily and dropped the baby in one of the cradles.
-Hikari- It was being so obnoxious. How come babies can get away with that?
-Loren- I know that you think kids are cute. It isn’t that much of a big deal. I think it’s kind of cool.
Silence filled the room for a while, then, Hikari spoke up softly, picking the child back up, rocking it close to her.
-Hikari- Would you join my club if I asked you?
-Loren- Yeah, why not?
*End of Flashback*
I stood by her then, and I will for as long as she asks me to. I’m in grade 6, and I’m just waiting for her to decide something.
Trygve (Currently Missing)
Our friend and brother has now been missing for eight months and 22 days... We are becoming aware of the possibilities of finding him alive. He was believed to have run away from home. We are hoping to find him alive, but until he is proven to be alive, we will not change anything on his status except for this paragraph, defining how long it has been.
If Hikari weren’t around me, I probably wouldn’t be around right now…
*Flashback – Fall 2011*
I climbed up on the wall by the cemetery outside our school. I held the box cutter to my wrist decisively. I was finally going to end it. My parents would find me eventually. I wondered momentarily who would miss me. I was just about to drag it across my wrist when I heard a loud scream. I retracted the knife’s blade and jumped off the wall. I rushed toward the trees where the sound had come from. There were three figures; I recognized them as Hikari’s, Amin’s and Amin’s father.
-Amin’s father (Father)- I told you not to get in the way girl!
Hikari was lying on the ground in the fallen pine needles, her cheek was red and she was trying not to cry. Her leg was twisted in a grotesque manner. She clenched her fists, gripping the dried needles, trying to alleviate some of the pain. She pushed herself up and twisted so that she was sitting down on her butt. She rubbed circles in her right leg. She was muttering something, and Amin made a move to help her, but he was pushed against a tree by his father.
-Father- Actually, it’s all her fault. You wouldn’t be such a handful if it weren’t for her and her little gang.
-Hikari- Fine, then take it out on me! Don’t hurt him, it’s my fault. Just as you said, I’m the one who caused him to act the way he does.
She pushed herself to her feet, favouring her right leg slightly.
-Father- Well, at least you know where you’re in the wrong. But you obviously do not know your place yet, so I will teach it to you.
He lunged at her, but just as he would have grabbed her, she dropped to the ground on her left leg and swept his feet from under him. She grimaced, but stood again. He stood and faced her again. He stepped close to her again, but this time, she couldn’t move fast enough. He grabbed her roughly by her hair and she squeaked as her leg hit the ground. Amin moved to help her, but stopped short when he saw his father’s face. He threw the helpless girl against a nearby tree in my direction. Kosuke then appeared in front of Amin’s father, and all the other members of Hikari’s gang showed themselves from behind the cemetery’s wall. Some were running toward her, others were staring horrified at her state.
-Kosuke- You just made a big mistake old man…
-Father- Who are you people?
Char appeared behind him and whispered evilly in the man’s ear.
-Char- We’re your worst nightmare… Especially since you’ve now injured both our new recruit and one of our leaders.
The duo then grabbed his arms and Amaya walked up to him, her short hair and plaid skirt blowing to the right by the sudden wind. She stopped right in front of him and smirked ruefully.
-Amaya- You must be punished…
She kicked him on the side of the head and he stood shocked for a while, the boys simply holding him up. They dropped him soon and walked over to Hikari.
-Char- Are you alright?
-Hikari- I think so…
-Char- Really, then why don’t you try standing up.
Hikari grimaced, and then attempted to push herself up to no avail.
-Char- You can’t, can you?
She shook her head, and he sighed, leaning over her leg. It was dark purple already, and her knee was bent oddly. She winced as he set it, but made no noise.
-Char- Kosuke, can you pick her up? We’ll get her to the nurse and see what happens after that.
Kosuke nodded and grabbed her up. She blushed and thrashed around, insisting that she could at least hobble to the school.
-Hikari- At least let me talk to Trygve!
-Kosuke- Fine, just don’t thrash so much.
He carried her over to me and stopped when he thought he was close enough.
-Hikari- Join us.
-Trygve- How frank… Fine…
-Hikari- Cool, you’re Trygve now… Join us for lunch tomorrow… If we’re here that is…
She shifted in Kosuke’s arms, then hit his head.
-Hikari- This is so uncomfortable… and embarrassing, can’t you just piggy-back me there?
-Kosuke- Fine… I don’t care, but don’t yell at me if your leg gets even worse!
He shifted her around, not allowing her to touch the ground. As soon as she was ready, she tapped his head and announced probably the least idiotic phrase to pass her lips.
-Hikari- Off we go my trusty steed!
*End of Flashback*
I’m starting to wonder what exactly I signed up for, but as long as they stay like this, it shouldn’t be a problem.
Trygve means Trustworthy
I was always a loner… I had one friend though… Trygve… We did just about everything together… People always gave us weird looks, until she and her friends visited the school…
*Flashback – Fall 2011*
-Intercom- Josh, would you please come down to the office?
-Josh’s table mate- I bet it’s those weird mid-transfer students… Why does he get out of class?
Josh stood, ignoring the whispers from around the room. He already knew everything they could spread through gossip lines. He waved to the teacher as he headed toward the office, wondering what the transfer students would be like. He stepped into the foyer to see a group of sixteen waiting there for him. They looked as though they had just come from a strict school by their outfits. The boys wore dress pants and nice shirts. And the girls wore mid-thigh skirts with white long-sleeve shirts. They couldn’t fit in the office, so they were out here. I’d just check in with the office to be sure they were all there.
-Hikari- Yes, my parents wish to send me to this school, but if I find it to be unsuitable, I will be telling my parents exactly that.
-Principal- Well, we have wonderful academics here, so I hope you’ll all stay.
-Hikari- Well, then I expect the others to get schooling here in my classes.
-Principal- Very well.
-Amin- Excuse me, are they all here for a tour?
-Principal- Yes, Hikari, this is Josh. He will be your guide for the day; you can have him do anything you don’t wish to.
-Hikari- Cool, come on!
The girl grabbed my hand and dragged me outside and to her group.
-Hikari- This is Amin, he’s gonna be our guide for the day, and so… I’m gonna make him our newest member at the end of the day!
One of the boys stepped out and wrapped his arm around her, smiling.
-Kosuke- No worries about what she says… She knows how to spot troubled people and when she meets them, she kinda just sticks to them.
-Amin- I see… Well, where do you wish to go first?
-Haruto- When’s lunch?
One of the girls elbowed the boy in the ribs, but all he did was look at her with a ‘What the hell do you want?’ look.
-Amin- Um, in an hour, now.
-Hikari- Cool, let’s go check out the classes!
-Amin- What about your lockers?
-Hikari- Please… We can do that if we decide it isn’t too much trouble to transfer here.
-Amaya- Yeah, if this place isn’t suitable for Hikari, you can believe we’re not letting her stay here!
I was shocked to say the least. They treated this Hikari as though she were nobility. I was taken aback to see how they acted around her. They seemed comfortable, almost like they trusted her and wanted to protect her until the death.
-Amin- I see… Well, what are your schedules?
-Hiroaki- If we come to this school, they’ll be sure to place us in Hikari’s classes.
-Amin- Oh, well, then, Hikari, what’s yours?
The girl glanced at me, and then down at the sheet she had received before crumpling it up and tossing it in the trash.
-Amin- What are you doing? You need that!
-Kosuke- Hikari has a photographic memory. She can remember anything she wants, and forget anything she doesn’t care to remember.
-Amin- Complete control?
-Kosuke- Exactly. Why else would so many put their trust into her actions?
The group talked amongst themselves while I stood there. She was amazing, doing anything she wanted to. She almost gave off the air of a rich lady.
-Hikari- Hey, show me your schedule Amin.
-Amin- Um, sure, yeah, let’s just go back to the class my books are in.
Hikari smiled at me as I ran toward her.
-Hikari- You do not have to hurry so much…
I led them silently through the halls, looking back every so often. It seemed that whatever they learned in their school, they learned something of manners. They lined up in twos , and they only talked to the one next to them, and even then it was quiet. In their duos, it seemed everyone was paired up into couples… Every boy had a girl by their side, apart from four boys in the middle in pairs who were standing as close together as possible. I stopped in front of the door to the class.
-Hikari- I see… Kosuke, you come in with us, the rest of you stay here for now…
All of the others nodded once, and then went back to their whispered conversations. I took a deep breath before opening the door and leading Kosuke and Hikari into the room. Everyone quieted down immediately as they stepped in. She looked around, and then stepped toward the teacher and bowed to her before following me to the back of the class. Kosuke stayed close to the door, watching everyone carefully.
One of the boys on our way to the back of the room stood in her way after I passed. I recognized him as Jon, but when I turned toward the door, expecting Kosuke to do something, he didn’t stray from his position. He leaned back a little and clenched his fists and jaw, but refused to move.
-Hikari- Is there something you want?
-Jon- Yeah, why are you hanging around this faggot? You know that just because he’s been assigned as your guide, that doesn’t mean you have to follow him.
Her gaze narrowed for a fraction of a second before she gave him a kind smile.
-Hikari- And how do you know that?
-Jon- Know what? That he’s a faggot? Please, everyone here knows that. It’s so painstakingly obvious that it’s almost sad.
Hikari smiled a cruel, mean smile, then brightened up.
-Hikari- I know, how about all of you come outside the school and meet all my friends, they might be able to teach you something.
-Jon- Sure, I’ll go.
-Hikari- Great, come on!
She led the entire class outside onto the track and stood in front of them.
-Hikari- Guys, come here for a second!
They nodded, but didn’t say anything as she pulled them close to her and whispered something to them. They nodded to her, and then smiled at each other, then lined up in their groups of two, Hikari telling Amin to stand apart with a notebook to write down the results.
-Hikari- We’re going to have a little poll here, and if you think the pair we show you are friends, stay where you are, those who think they have a relationship, move three feet to the right of the farthest person in the friends group. If you think they are related, go three feet to the left. Okay, and, start!
(Read if you Please)
They went through the line, changing positions almost every time new people came forward, until they got to the last two Hikari and Kosuke. Nearly everyone moved to the ‘siblings’ area, except for two people. They were a boy and a girl, one girl stood in the ‘friends’ group, and the other, this one a boy, in the ‘relationship’ group. Hikari smiled broadly before she announced her thoughts.
-Hikari- Who wants to know the answers for these?
Everyone cheered and they stepped to the side to show Benji and Harris.
-Hikari- Amin, announce what people said for every group! Then, they’ll announce what they consider themselves and make way for the next two!
-Amin- ‘Friends’ came out with six, ‘Relationship’ had two, and ‘Siblings’ had eleven! Benji, what do you two call yourselves?
-Benji- We’re a mixture of all three, sorry ladies!
-Amin- What about Amaya and Revelin? ‘Friends’ racked up four, ‘Relationship’ came to nine, and ‘Siblings’ pulled in six! What do you say to that?
-Amaya- We’re currently labeling ourselves as friends, but it’s changing!
-Amin- So, Ryota and Kouki, here’s what these people have for you! ‘Friends’ came to seven, ‘Relationship’ dragged one, and ‘Siblings carried eleven! What do you say to that?
-Kouki- Right now, we’re in a relationship, good luck!
-Hiroaki- Now to Envy and Asahi… This one’s almost disappointing… ‘Siblings’ grabbed all nineteen! How’s that for shocking?
-Asahi- We’re pulling relationship right now, sorry people!
-Amin- Nikki and Char now, let’s see what everyone said! ‘Friends’ dragged in four, ‘Relationship’ managed one, and ‘Siblings’ stole the other fourteen! What about you two though!
-Both- Sorry people, you lose, we’re in a relationship!
-Amin- Sorry, people, but this is getting boring, and so, the others will have to wait, but, we have our last group wanting to say what they are, so, here they are, Hikari and Kosuke!
-Hikari and Kosuke- You mostly chose siblings, but, and we hate to break it to you, we’re in a MAJOR relationship!
-Randy- But, aren’t you siblings?
-Hikari & friends- Not at all!
-Tyra- Trust me, they may act and look like siblings, but the fact they’re both mostly German is as far as it goes.
The lunch bell rang then, and my class ran inside as fast as they could, but Hikari and her friends took their time, knowing that they would have a table set up for them when they got to the cafeteria, no matter how late they were. They waited until the final bell to turn to Amin to have him show them the way to the lunch room.
When we arrived at the closed doors, it was quite loud and bothersome, but once I had opened one, and they started filing in, the room fell abnormally silent. So much so that I wondered what happened to them. When I looked at Hikari and her friends though, they had lined up in a row at the front of the room, looking hatefully out at the tables before them. Hikari glanced around, and then pointed out four tables. Her group split immediately in to four groups of three, vacating the tables of people. They were pushing two of them together when a girl stood up and stomped over to them.
-Girl- What do you think you’re doing?
-Hikari- I’m getting somewhere for my friends and I to eat.
-Girl- Well then, you should do what we do and find seats where they are available!
-Kosuke- You expect us to fight for spots here?
-Amaya- Yes, everyone knows that we are paying your school a great amount of money simply to look at your school.
-Hiroaki- Amaya, you can’t expect him to know that…
-Girl- I’m a girl!
-Hikari- Are you really? Then, why do you not wear clothes befitting of a girl?
-Girl- I don’t want to!
Hikari stepped forward with a smile and slapped the girl across the face.
-Hikari- Learn your place. You are in no condition to defeat any of us. If you truly wish to fight for a seat, then I would gladly fight you…
-Kosuke- Not here… It’s…
-Principal- Oh, there you are… I would love for you to all eat with me in my office, if you would…
Hikari made an immediate 180 and placed a look of disgruntled patience on her face.
-Hikari- Oh, thank God you’re here! These students were just being quite rude to us! They wouldn’t even allow us to sit at their tables!
The principal turned to the students in the cafeteria, glaring daggers at them.
-Principal- Hikari, would you and your friends please meet me at my office, I have some business to attend to here.
-Hikari- Of course…
They left, and our principal waited until he couldn’t hear any of them anymore in the empty halls.
-Principal- Look, her family is paying enough, only for today’s tour, to pay all of our bills for a year. You will do whatever she says if she ever comes back. After what you have done though, it may not be possible. If those people she’s with aren’t satisfied, she’s not staying. Don’t cross her, and don’t ever disrespect any of them… Understood?
When there wasn’t a reply, he left the room. Once they were sure he was gone, Randy announced what everyone had been thinking the entire time…
-Randy- I think it may be too late for that…
*Time Skip – End of Day*
-Hikari- You’ll join us, right?
-Amin- Sure… You just beat up my dad… If I said no, you’d probably just do the same to me…
-Hikari- Now that you and your friend have said yes, will you transfer to our school?
-Amin- I’ll see what I can do…
-Hikari- Great… Bye then…
*End of Flashback*
Trygve and I saw her the next week after getting permission from our parents to stay in the area. We’re friends with everyone, and we’ve been split up a little, but it’s not been enough to separate us yet…
Amin means Honest
Hikari’s group… It’s as close to a family as I have… I met her just this last year at a school meeting in the foyer.
*Flashback – Fall 2011*
She stood by the doors, apparently waiting for someone. I had been watching her since school started; she seemed lonely all the time, even when surrounded by people. She always had a far-away look to her, like she wasn’t always where she appeared. She always sat by windows during classes, and anytime she got, she would slide off her shoes as though they were too small. I had noticed her immediately when I’d walked into my Spanish I class and sat behind her. She would glance around her when the blinds were drawn, and she jumped at any noise above normal speaking voices. The door to the gym closed and she blinked a few times, then turned to me.
-Hikari- Why aren’t you in there with the rest of the students?
I was stunned, her voice sounded soft and hesitant, but her eyes told a different story that contradicted it.
-Haben- My parents aren’t coming; they say you need them to go in there.
-Hikari- Did you know prior to coming here that that would be the case?
-Haben- Yeah, I did actually. There’s a reason why I came though…
She had turned from me, glancing back only to question me.
-Hikari- Is that so… And what would be the reason exactly?
I jolted in annoyance. I thought that this girl would at least know when something isn’t in her place to ask, but I guessed wrong, obviously. I’ll just give her a vague answer then…
-Haben- I wanted to see someone…
-Hikari- Did you talk to this person?
-Hikari- So, in other words, you’re a stalker…
-Haben- Way to jump the gun…
-Hikari- So, you aren’t?
This girl has no boundaries!
-Haben- Does it matter?
She turned around halfway, looking at me pityingly. She stood there for a bit, staring at me silently.
-Hikari- I may have just taken an interest in you…
Yes! This is my chance! I’ll just walk up to her and…
-Haben- Really now. And what does that mean?
I’m so close, just answer me… Come on, answer the question and then… Why is she glaring at me?
-Hikari- I have a boyfriend if you’re wondering…
She backed up a few steps and ran into a wall. She jumped, fear showing in her eyes. I took a step closer to her.
-Haben- Hey, are you all right?
A group of students burst through the doors of the gym, two grabbing me and pulling back.
-Kosuke- Hikari! Are you okay? He didn’t do anything, did he?
-Hikari- I’m fine, all of you go back in there!
They all looked shocked and glared at me, but obeyed her all the same.
Venom filled her tone. She wasn’t in the mood to deal with any answer other than yes.
She turned on her heel and walked out the doors, climbing onto a picnic table and curling into a ball. Her shoulders shook slightly, showing that she was crying.
*End of Flashback*
I left her alone that day, but she never left anyone else alone. I don’t think she could stand doing it.
Haben means Pride
I’m the kind of girl who doesn’t know where her boundaries are. I’ve been told to learn my place on plenty of occasions… I’m dating Loren, sort of… Everything was upside down before I joined this group.
*Flashback – Winter 2011*
I was walking through the halls of the junior high school, looking for one of my sister’s friends to tell her that my sister would be late and to head to the café without her. I wandered along in a poor, sad attempt to find this person. I noticed a group ahead of me, huddled together. They were talking amongst themselves, seemingly having no cares in the entire world. I debated asking if they knew my sister, but decided against it. Instead, I gripped my bag tighter and tried to walk quickly past the group. I heard it then, they weren’t talking about school or friends, nor were they comparing grades or teachers. They were consoling a boy around my age who was crying. It wasn’t over anything stupid either; he was genuinely scared for his life. I could tell just by looking at him, I’d seen my sister with that look on her own face.
-Bails- What’s wrong?
The boy looked at me fearfully. He was covered in bruises and cuts. He was thin, his dusty blond hair was partially covering his blue eyes. His lip was split and his nose was bleeding. He crawled past me silently, curling into one of the girls’ arms and cried harder than he had been before.
-Hikari- Don’t just stand there! Go get someone to help! Or are you that stupid? He’s hurt!
I stood there, silent with shock. I couldn’t think to do anything else. What had happened to this kid? Why was he so beat up? Was it bullies, or…
-Hikari- Kosuke, run your track-star butt off and get help! Get a teacher, student, anyone, just get help!
One of the boys nodded and raced off, pounding down the hallway toward the English and Social Studies rooms, then retraced his steps and on to the office when he found no one there.
-Hikari- Can you walk? We need to move you.
The boy only shook his head, a distinctive ‘no.’ The girl grimaced and stood, lifting him in her arms. The boy whined, but nothing else. She and her friends walked off after Kosuke, some grumbling about how they were going to miss their meeting. I caught up with them and inquired.
-Bails- Who were you supposed to meet?
-Haruto- Miyako at the usual café. Why do you ask?
-Bails- She’s my sister, she said that she was going to be late and that she’d meet you there.
-Haruto- Sister, huh? Well, you should tag along with us, I’m sure Hikari would love to talk to you.
When we had Loren patched up, we headed over to the café, Hikari carrying Loren on her back. Like that, they looked like siblings. We walked in and I noticed my sister standing close to the door. She rushed over, but said nothing until she noticed me.
-Miyako- Baily, what are you doing here?
-Bails- I was told to come by them.
-Hikari- You two know each other?
-Miyako- She’s my little sister.
-Hikari- Then, we’ll call her Bails, since her name’s close sounding.
The rest of the day was quiet, until we arrived home, at least.
*End of Flashback*
And so I joined, and I remain here for a while. I feel like I have friends that understand me now, rather than friends that I’m ashamed to talk about with my family around.
Stuff to annoy/sadden people with! XD
A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!" I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".
"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
I met some crazy people! They made me their leader! (Literally, did you see the Flashbacks? Yeah, did you notice how the owner of the account didn't have one?)
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
I Called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.
Once you go fangirl you can never go back.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe that the Akatsuki is one of the BEST things about Naruto Shippuden, copy this onto your profile!!
A Nerd's List of Things to Do
1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.
2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)
3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.
4.) Make action figure of yourself.
5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.
6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.
7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)
8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.
9.) Create first ever pizza laser.
10.) Have own theme music.
11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and salt-filled jar.
12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.
13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.
14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.
15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.
16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)
17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.
18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.
19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.
20.) Develop sense of irony.
21.) Don't die yet.
22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.
23.) Teach fox's how to skydive, then start an airshow.
24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoulered dinosaurs!
25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!
(credit to She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name the originall creater of this list)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you can actually copy the hand signs used in Naruto without even trying, copy this into your profile.(I can do Fire Technique: Fireball no Jutsu!)
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.(I think we already have this one, but I don't care!)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!
If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..
If you ever tune out of reality when reading any kind of manga (especially manga you like) and don't pay attention to surroundings, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional characters, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book. (DUH)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it. (and don't they know it)
You accidentally call everyone by the characters' names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Hikari
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hikizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): White Wolf
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Katima Brick
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Daihihou
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blood Red Whisky
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Iikoiay
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lilly
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mist
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
() You just tried to sing them.
() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
() You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
() You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (AGH! THATS MEAN! but funny)
(x) People have called you slow.
total so far=7
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
() You have caught yourself drooling.
() You’ve fallen asleep in class
() If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
total so far= 8
() Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you(NOT FAIR! That has NOTHING to do with my level of intellegence!!)
(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
() You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 11
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 14
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will
(X) You break a lot of things.
() Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling(That's just boredom... not stupidity)
Total all together= 18
Procrastination is a teenager's best friend. Procrastinators of the world, unite! ... copy and past to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity and no one can bring you down, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you. copy this to your profile if it is so true!
If you have multiple personalities, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm SEXY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my big dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
To Sakura (Naruto)Haters:
If you think it would be awesome to see Sakura sacrificed to resurrect Itachi properly, COPY THIS
If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke and Naruto for the good of the world, COPY THIS
If you hate the parings itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku or narusaku or anythingsaku COPY THIS
If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS
If you just hate her, COPY THIS
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. www.semeuke.com/quiz.php
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sasuke/Kakashi... Yes! It was awesome!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Kiba... Amazingly super-star hot, but not near as hot as the Uchihas.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Pein/Deidara.That’s easy, Sasori would kill him!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Madara? I’m reading one now!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? SasuNeji… lol! I’ve read it before if that tells you anything!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? MadaHina or SasoHina… Either way she’s a goner, but MadaHina.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Kyuubi walking in on Neji and Pein… Well, he’d probably tell anyone who’d listen
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Tenten goes to save Gaara instead of Sakura, and finds more than a criminal. SasoTen
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? ItaDei? Even if Itachi’s sadistic and Deidara’s masochist, there can still be fluff.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. KyuuPein… Ummm… Amazing Circumstances…
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? KibaIta? I don’t believe in that pairing so, Kiba mistakes Itachi for Hinata and ends up staying longer than planned.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Tenten? Sorry, my friends don’t like her.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Kakashi? I draw him!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? NejiKibaHina? Probably, I know I did…
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Sasori would totally scream 'A NEW PUPPET!' because the person is likely to die after meeting him...
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? … Deidara... That’s hard… Bad Boy, for Sasori.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Itachi/Sasuke/Pein... Intense rape and incest!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Sasori and Neji... I don't know, maybe... Date me or I’ll turn you into a puppet…
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Kakashi describing Neji and Deidara? Definately: Is that a yuri or yaoi couple?
20) How emo is Seven? Kyuubi... Probably a lot… If you had to live inside a knuckle-brained fool, wouldn’t you?
Naruto Quiz Thing
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Itachi!
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? ItaSasu! Yes, it works…
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I like both, but when you mix them, now there’s something awesome just waiting to happen!
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Once… It sucked…
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Hold on, I have a list here somewhere… Okay... I have 4,509,654 items... But I'm much too lazy for that...
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really destined…
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I don’t like either… But KibaHina… It seems more reasonable…
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, hands down. Sakura is evil…
9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7… It has Sasuke!
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No way… Tobi is Madara, not Obito…
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Um… Isn’t he? How else do you explain how much he resembles him?
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? A tie between Itachi and Tobi. I loves the Uchihas.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro… Haven’t I said this already?
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuuden and fillers)? I’m on 222 of Shippuuden!
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? I haven’t… yet.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? … That explains so much…
17) Sub or dub? Sub, I get to learn Japanese without leaving the comfort of my room.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? You’re kidding, right? I’ve said it so many times now. Anti!
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny doesn't even BEGIN to explain his adoribleness!
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, he’s awesome!
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd… but in a way, sexy…
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Either Haku, Neji, or Deidara... They kinda look like girls too...
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awesome! Weird doesn’t exist in my world...
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke! Remeber when he was so innocent?
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? –Checks favourites- I think I do!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? I’m not very good, but I probably could…
27) Do you like lemons? Yeah… Even though I’m not supposed to… Don’t tell my parents!
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah... They don’t have to know what I read for me to gush about them.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? What self-respecting fangirl hasn’t?
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? See answer from question 29.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? My cousin, and to think he said he was ‘too old’ for cartoons. :P
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yeah, it was my choir teacher too!
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Yes… I really shouldn’t draw in some classes… The thing is... They didn't know why I was drawing, but wasn't taking art...
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Definitely, I used to get straight As’ and play sports… Now I get As and Bs and hide in my room all day…
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I don’t think so… But who am I to judge…
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? OMG, YES! I want to know why Kakashi is addicted to them.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Now way… It’s definitely Naruto’s older brother that ran away after he was born... :P
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I would be lying if I said no…
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Sasuke couldn’t be ugly if he tried.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No, I HATE OC's... Unless they seem realistic...
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? … Wow… Maybe just a little…
[x] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[x] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[x] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[ ] -My closest friend is a girl.
[x] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5]
[x] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[x ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 5]
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[x] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5 ]
[x] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[x] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[x] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 7]
[x] - I look young for my age.
[x] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[x] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[x] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.
[Sasori Score: 6 ]
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciateart.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] - I have blue eyes.
- I'm the youngest in my group of friends. (in one group i am)
[ ] - I hate Tobi. (He gets on my nerves -_-'')
[X] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.
[x] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[x] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[x] - I have had stitches.
[x] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[x] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 6 ]
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[X] - I hate Kakuzu.
[x] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[x] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[x] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.
[Hidan Score: 7 ]
[x] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[x] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[x] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 6 ]
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester. (You know it's you Kosuke!)
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[x] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[x] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[x] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.
[Orochimaru Score: 6]
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If your family wonders how you can remember all the names of Naruto and Bleach characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think Deidara from Naruto is sexy as hell, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
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Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.
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All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-goes into emo corner-
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Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
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Please read it and think about all the unwanted children that get murdered every day.
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Post this in your profile if you think abortion's terrible
1. First off! What is your favorite school(s)?
Seigaku and Fudomine
2. Who is your favorite player(s)?
Echizen, Akutsu, Nanjiro and Tezuka.
3. What is your favorite tennis move(s)?
Ryoma's Drive A! Oh my god, that was hilarious
4. Who is your favorite doubles pair(s)?
5. What is your favorite tennis game(s) in the series (who vs. who)?
Ryoma vs. Akutsu, Ryoma vs. Tezuka.
6. What is your least favorite school(s)?
7. Who is your least favorite player(s)?
That guy who constantly says "dane" he annoys me.
8. What is your least favorite tennis move(s)?
9. Who is your least favorite doubles pair(s)?
10. What is your least favorite tennis game(s) in the series (who vs. who)?
Ryoma vs. Dan.
11. Favorite pair(s) (homosexual or straight)?
Akutsu/Ryoma and Atobe/Ryoma hold first and close second place in my favorite list.
12. Least favorite pair(s) (homosexual or straight)? Why?
Kaidou-Ryoma and Ryoma-Sakuno. Guys, Ryoma was born to be uke, deal with it.
13. Any crack pairing(s)?
14. Any weird pairing(s)?
I can't judge on this one...
15. Favorite story arc(Kantou Tournament, Nationals)?
Every single one of them!
16. Favorite catchphrase(s)?
'Mada Mada Dane'
17. Favorite TeniMyu(s)?
The heck is that?.
18. Least Favorite TeniMyu(s)?
Check out #17, and then ask.
19. Favorite TeniPuri Family(s) and episode(s)?
10. Least Favorite TeniPuri Family(s) and episode(s)?
21. Favorite Soundtrack(s)?
The Hyotei ending in the National Tournament Arc.
22. Least Favorite Soundtrack(s)?
Don't remember any other.
23. Best Filler Episode(s)?
The chibi episodes, and the Prince of Bowling and Billiards
24. Crappiest Filler Episode(a)
The date with the 6 year old (Fuji i think) and the one where Kachirou (Or katsuo, don't see the difference between them -.-) played a tennis game with Arai.
II. TO BELIEVE OR NOT TO BELIEVE
1. Do you believe in the Ryoma/Sakuno Theory?
2. Do you think Atobe is gay?
3. Is the Rikkaidai Captain the bottom in his 'relationship' with his Vice-Captain?
Not possible the other way around.
4. Are all doubles players in love with their respective partners?
5. Is there any team that can beat Seigaku?
Uhh... Maybe the American team can come close...
6. Is Jirou a narcoleptic?
That boy is tired... Not gonna say from what though...
7. Can Kabaji speak?
He says 'Usu', doen't he?
8. Why is Sengoku 'Lucky'?
He's on something, I'm telling ya!
9. Does Dan like Akutsu?
Yes, he doesn, but Akutsu is Ryoma's, so... That kid's crying himself to sleep.
10. Does Horio really have 'two years of tennis experience'?
No way! He can't do anything! Unless he's like that guy who had tennis training since he was 5, and still sucked!!!!
11. Is TeniMyu crap or just plain brilliant?
Brilliant is a dead way to describe the awesomness of this anime.
12. Is Fuji really in love with his buchou?
It's Fuji. He'll never tell us... Willingly...
13. Should PoT be a shounen-ai anime?
It definately should! It's like Princess Princess!
III. CHOOSE ONE
1. Seigaku, Rikkai, Hyotei, Rokkaku, Yamabuki, St. Rudolph, Fudoumine, Shitenhouji, St. Rudolph, Josei Shonan or Higa?
2. Golden Pair (Eiji/Oishi) or Silver Pair (Shishido/Ootori)?
3. Sakuno Ryuzaki or Ann Tachibana?
4. Sanada, Atobe or Tezuka?
5. MomoRyo or RyoSakuno?
6. Royal (Atobe/Ryoma) or Imperial (Tezuka/Atobe)?
7. MomoRyo or KaidohInui?
8. Left-handed player or right-handed player?
9. Tango (Sanada/Atobe) or Waltz (Yukimura/Atobe)?
III. ANSWER THIS YOU SHALL
1. List all of the Characters you've fallen for.
Ryoma, Atobe, Fuji, Akutsu, Viper/Kidou.
2. List all the moves that you wished you could do.
Twist serve and snake!
3. Pick ONE character that you would like to meet in person.
4. Any crossovers in mind?
5. Any lookalikes in other animes?
Inui and Shino from Naruto. And slightly Ryoma/Dan and Sasuke from Naruto...
6. Which tennis match showdown would you die to see?
Atobe vs. Akutsu.
7. Any person you would like to have a match with?
Nanjiro... I have a feeling that he'd go easy on me...
8. The schools you want to be a part of the tennis club.
All of them.
9. What do you like about PoT?
The amazing jokes Nanjiro plays... And how Ryoma's so full of himself...
10. Why is PoT the best anime there is?
A lot of hot boys in one place... And, come on, it's tennis!
Add Your Name in this List, if you used this survey:
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You think about SasuNaru 24/7; Of course!
You dream about SasuNaru all the time; ... Maybe... XD
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; Am I not supposed to?
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; They totally kissed.
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; They act like they hate each other, but they love one another.
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the time skip; Why can't he?.
Everyday you sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit you soon; Yes, as a matter of fact, I do
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; I can't, some of those idiots are people I call friends...
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; ... I thought they already did... They rule mine...
You love reading this reader’s profile; Wow, really?
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; Why hasn't she?
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (ye tyou think its cute because Sasuke gets jealous); Hinata, leave... After Sasuke gets a little worse...
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; Who told you?
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; But it won't, will it?
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; Seriously, why couldn't she die instead?
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; ... They are...
SasuNaru is your Anti-depressant drug; ... I guess you won't know if they are of not, because I don't have a problem!
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; Trust me, it's a good thing they do...
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; Pizzarias are good for that when you yell it at the waiter...
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; I refuse to think about it.
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); I lost a computer because of that!
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); I think everyone did.
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; Yeah, kind of...
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; ... Sometimes...
You put 20 or more pictures on your iPod for later purposes ... No... But I have like 50 on my phone!!!!
You try to convince some of your close friends to like it; Please, they wouldn't be my close friends if they didn't.
You wonder what your mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; -Smiles- I already did! They were more upset that it was anime...
You sigh as this list ends XD -pouts-
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
Akatuki fan Symptoms
-You wear an upside down triangle inside of a circle and call yourself a jashinist
-You are obsessed with saving money
-You say you are going to kill your family for power
-You killed your family for the sake of your village
-You put on contacts that are red and claim you have the sharingan
-You have an Akatsuki Cloak
-You call the group you hang out with akatsuki
-When you go onto chats you proclaim to be part of akatsuki
-You carry around a big sword wrapped in bandages and claims it steals peoples energy
-You carry around a 3 bladed scythe and a pole like knife and claim you use it for sacrifices
-You get punched and smile at the pain
-You claim you eat people
-You dyed your hair white, red, green, blue, or orange
-You say un after every sentence
-You wear a scope on your eye
-You kill anyone who annoys you too much
Copy and paste this to your profile: And add something to the list if your an Akatsuki fan
A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.
"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"
"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.
"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.
"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.
"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"
There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.
Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!
-Fake friends never ask for food, true friends are the reason why you have no food.
-Fake friends call your parents Mr. or Mrs., true friends call your parents mom or dad.
-Fake friends will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong, true friends will be sitting next to you saying... "Damn... We F*ked up... but that sh!t was fun!".
-Fake Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back, true friends keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
-Fake friends know a few things about you, true friends could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
-Fake friends have never seen you cry, true friends will cry with you.
-Fake friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing, true friends will kick the whole crowd's @$$ that left you behind.
-Fake friends are temporary, true friends are for eternity.
-Fake friends will talk sh!t about the person who talks sh!t about you, true friends will knock them the F*k out!
-Fake friends will read this, true friends will steal this, just like I did...
If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN...
1) You accidentally enter your password in your microwave
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv
6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8) As you read this list your thinking about sending it to your friends
9) And you were to busy to notice number 5
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was number 5
11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly
12) Put this in your profile and you know you did
(Sadly it's true...)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, deixsaso, XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, Hanako Love, Narutofan3.14587, sukitakayoshi, Hikari43837
93 percent of teens, would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx,Lulu-chan,Maru-chan,deixsaso,XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX, Hanako love, Narutofan3.14587, sukitakayoshi, Hikari43837
So why is it, again, that we work?
Music is my boyfriend
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Docters say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?
364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.
How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
.Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright.
REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.
A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation (WTF???)
P.E.I.N, stands for: Pirates, Encounter, Invinsible, Ninjas
D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art
T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnixious, But, Innocent. :3
S.A.S.O.R.I. stands for: Sexy, Ageless, Sasori, Oddly, Reacts, Impatiently
H.A.T.E.R.S, stands for: Having, Anger, Towards, Everyone, Reaching, Success :P
If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?
If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then why is space over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a
If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?
Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?
Isn't it interesting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be
Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you
Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
If quitters never win and winners never quit how
can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons
and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?
After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour
before getting OUT of the water?
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?
If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?
A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.
Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid litte shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.
I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.
You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.
I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Trust no man, fear no bitch.
Hating me won't make you pretty.
Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a distraction so I can punch you in the face.
MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?
May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.
It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.
I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.
Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.
He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. You have no idea how much I drive my parents insane because of it.
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!
If you think Orochimaru is gay, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWESOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!
If you are an Akatsuki fan, put this in your profile.
ways to have fun
1.sSit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7.skip rather than walk.
8. dont use any punctuation.
9. sing along at the opera.
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. when money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!"
14. put this on your page and make someone else smile.
Sakura: Slow down, I'm scared!
Deidara: No, this is fun
Sakura: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Deidara: Then tell me you love me.
Sakura: I love you, now slow down!
Deidara: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Deidara: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!
92% Of the teen population would be dead if Edward Cullen said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore! Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off!
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"
98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Repost this if you agree!(I dont even know who this is! but its fun poking people XD!)
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% of people would yell "STOP!"
2% of them would cheer,
1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet.
Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!
· Don't do cheers off a diving board.
· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.
Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.
· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.
· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!
· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.
· If you're smaller than the person you want to stand up to, then just forget it, shorty!
If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!
ಠ_ಠ(-\) WEE! ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara!!)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
The Jashin Alphabet
A Is For Akamaru Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Bandit Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Chouji With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Dein Derailed On A Train
E Is Ebisu Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Fein Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Gein Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Hidan Who Was Sealed In A Tomb
I Is For Ino Who Lost Her Front Brakes
J Is For Jiraiya Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kein Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Lee Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Madara Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nagato Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Obito Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Pein Who Swallowed Some Glass
Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Rin Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Sasuke Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tenten Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Udon Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yahiko Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zaku Who Simply Went INSANE
I'm a Jashinist(DON'T JUDGE ME) XD not really i just thought this was funny
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
28 - Konan 29 - Kabuto
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader, Hidan
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
05 - Deidara
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu
01 - Mikoto (Sasuke's Mom)
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke
09 - Nawaki
15 - Zabuza, Kakuzu
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
08 - Sasori
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Guns don't kill people. I do.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
These are actually on the labels
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Must I say anything?)
Next to a kid's place:
. . . seriously?
In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift'.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. Benjamin Franklin
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. Ray Bradbury
Easy reading is damn hard writing. Nathaniel Hawthorne
It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write. Sinclair Lewis
Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will. Goethe
Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life itself is a writer's lover until death - fascinating, cruel, lavish, warm, cold, treacherous, constant. Edna Ferber
The coroner will find ink in my veins and blood on my typewriter keys. C. Astrid Weber
When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing. Enrique Jardiel Poncela
Do not put statements in the negative form. And don't start sentences with a conjunction. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague. - William Safire
My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip. - Elmore Leonard
A writer is unfair to himself when he is unable to be hard on himself. - Marianne Moore
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms; the great devotions; and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. - Franklin Roosevelt
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -J. R. R. Tolkien
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.- J. R. R. Tolkien
If you can dream it, you can do it. -Walt Disney