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YO,YO,YO, crazychick1313 here! I'm 16 years old and dream one day to become a ninja that makes space cows kill anyone that pisses me off.

My favorite song is Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star and ya I like Spong Bob, got a problem Bitch?

By the way I like to cuss.:3

I can be happy one minute then the next I'm sad crying for who the fuck knows. But what's ironic is that I'm not bipolar. It's true! I've been tested.

Most of the stuff that comes out of my mouth is just random shit that doesn't make sense half the time.

Favorite amimal: CATS
Favorite way to annoy some one:Take a silver doller and put my A.B.C. gum on one side. Then put the side with the gum on it on the grown. After that watch poeple try to pick it up.
Favorite cuss word:Fuck
Favorite anime: Soul Eater( for now)

If there is any guys that want to date me my dad gives them these rules.

Daddy's Rules for Dating

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a carton of beer, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool, places where there is darkness, places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Cricket games are okay...Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

I think you can understand why I don't get that many dates.

101 Ways To Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"


53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.o()o

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White Haired Reaper by Lacrow reviews
Beware the man whose hair is white, His evil eyes will give you fright. He wants your soul, he wants your life, So watch out for the Reaper's scythe.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,577 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Be My Woman by shkairah reviews
"Be my woman." "No" He smirked at me. He chuckled as he ran his fingers through his hair. "You know you can't survive without me right?" He's right. In a city full of criminals, gangs, and drug dealers he's my only protection. My only hope at a peaceful life. But I wont become yours so easily...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
An Assassin's Love by fandasa reviews
When Maka was raised to be an assassin to serve her master, what will she do when she falls in love with the enemy. Will she betray her master or her lover... or both.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,037 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
When Wrong Things Turn Right by bluebloodedphantom reviews
We don't like each other, true; but, we don't hate each other as well. This is a story about how we're suddenly tied to each other. Our crazy marriage. Sweet baby shinigami... AU *rated M for stuff*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,073 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
CAFÉ EVANS by influenceONchildren reviews
AU. 19 year old Maka Albarn quit her job. Again. Now she's working for Wes Evans at his café. Now she has to deal with obnoxious co-workers, rude customers, and a "Little Demon" who's trying to buy the café! No one said being a waitress was easy.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Day In Your Shoes by verveine reviews
He was their school's cliche, stereotypically popular jerk. She was their school's ignored, socially awkward nerd. What havoc ensues to these two high schoolers with completely contrasting personalities when they switch bodies? AU; - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Flatter Me by Zuimi reviews
Death City awaits Maka as she returns for the summer. It's been five years, but she never expected how much she'd miss or that she'd see - him - again. They were best friends when they were in elementary, played childish imaginary fighting games as heroes, but what about now?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Breaking all the Rules by wildchild911 reviews
Soul eater Evans is an undercover cop living in modern day chicago, Wanted by women and envied by men this bachelor follows his own rules, until an old partner and certian father asks him to look after his teenage daughter,Can Soul resist temptantion?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,088 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Soul's Shape by transmigratory reviews
The soul's form and shape depends on each person, and how they respond to the world around them. Maka can see souls but she doesn't always understand them - especially when it comes to her own weapon and best friend. Soul x Maka drabble / one-shot series
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,576 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
A Crazy Thing Called Love by magnoliastar08 reviews
Girl meets boy. Girl hates boy. Boy hates girl. Boy challenges girl to showdown. Boy then...falls in love before girl? Say what? An AU MakaxSoul Story. Rated T for teen for some sexual innuendos and cursing.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,966 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Witch's Magic Brings Love? by andrewtheawesome312 reviews
After the guys drink Blair's strange tea, Maka's caught in a crazy love affair. And Blair is tempted into more than she really wants. ON HIATUS
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Maka A.
Worlds Apart by SimplyPocky reviews
Spirit accumulates a large debt, one he cannot pay off alone, forcing Maka to have to take up work at ChupaCabra's. She's willing to do what's necessary to earn the money as long as that doesn't require selling her body. But what happens when Soul Evans appears, offering to clear her debt if she agrees to be his personal toy?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,558 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Acquired Taste by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
Maka hated dogs. Always had. This dog wasn't an exception, even if he was under a curse.. and was actually human. SoMa. Semi-AU. COMPLETED.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,785 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Wide Knowledge of The Late, Madness by haruhinozuka reviews
Maka Patient 09 is a patient at a mental asylum for slaughtering her whole class, soon she meets Soul Patient 00 a strange boy who is forced to wear a muzzle. Suddenly a twisted plot unveils itself and Maka and Soul are thrown right into it. M for gore-ish stuff.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Starcrossed Lovers by Anarue reviews
Maka is a princess, loved by all. But when she finally meets the enemy's prince, she couldn't be more curious. Entranced by his mysteriousness, Maka finds herself falling more and more for this prince. But the course of true love never did run smooth.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Behind That Innocent Smile by QuirkyPhilosopher reviews
This for all the fans who like evil Honey-Senpai basically have you ever wondered what would happen if Honey got rejected by Haruhi this is a story based on that wonder. Note Abusive Honey don't like don't read! Also there are sterotyping but these aren't my opinion so don't accuse me of anything this is how the characters interpret each other, not me. So read at own risk ;)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Define Mortified by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU What's worse than being forced to live through your parent's divorce? Your mother playing the field again. And the best part of that? When she starts dating your worst enemies equally single father. Welcome to the wacky family! SoMa and others
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,269 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Magical Disaster by Whysuke reviews
America got a hold of England's magic wand, and accidentally put a spell on Belarus to fall instantly in love with the first man she sees. It's a dream come true for Russia, but reality turned into a nightmare for America!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2012 - America, Belarus
High Seas and Golden Skies by SunshineSong reviews
Maka, youngest Captain the Navy has ever seen, hates Pirates. Its her job to keep peace on the seas, to put swashbuckling villains behind bars. What happens when the most infamous & hated pirate of all destroys her ship & captures her & her crew? AU! MXS
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,803 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Becoming A Man by Phooka reviews
An All Grown Up oneshot. Angelica has been visiting Chuckie at work a lot lately, and for once, Chuckie mans up.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Angelica P., Chuckie F. - Complete
Body Switching by Arisa M.A.G reviews
-Revised- Soul and Maka were both arguing one night, almost like any night. But this time it was different, Blair couldn't take it and casted a spell on them that switches their minds into the others' body as punishment. Will they stay like that forever?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Journalists Aren't Supposed to be Biased by Crystal-Turtle reviews
AU: Maka Albarn is the head journalist for the school newspaper; Soul is the coolest guy in school. When bad rumors start to spread about Soul, Maka is there to defend him. But why? Maybe her bias is getting in the way... full summary inside.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Two pianists by LifeTaker DevilGirl reviews
Soul and Maka are pianists and yet Soul hated her because of that. will Soul and Maka be friends? Just wait for the other Chapters please.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Yours by his loss reviews
In which Soul and Maka are dating, but she didn't get the memo. Spoilers up to manga ch 63.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
12:51 by Orange Inferno reviews
AU BBxRae: Garfield Logan makes a bet with Victor Stone; he bets he can win any girl's heart, including Rachael Roth.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy
Maka Twist & The Artful Dodger by Angel Ebony reviews
Maka never knew her mother, and grew up in a workhouse in Dunstable. Although her life only truly began when she is sold in London, and later meets a rather strange looking pickpocket. Soma maybe slight Kid/Maka later.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Puppy Love by Arisa M.A.G reviews
-Revised- Sequel to Body Switching Last time you find out that Blair has a fiance named Natsu. Now see as Maka and Soul are challenged to get them back together with so many obstacles along the way!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Blair
I hate that I love my teacher by PenguinProductions05 reviews
18 year old Maka Albarn is your average student, 22 year old Soul Evans your average music teacher. What could go wrong?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Midnight Run by Shadowclaw78 reviews
17 year old Maka Alburn was looking for a way to escape her fair-weather father when an opportunity arises she moves all the way to Wolf's-creek Alaska. Struggling to fit in with the rest of her junior class and the tight knit towns community. AU
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,512 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Shibusen host club by PenguinProductions05 reviews
Maka has gotten herself into some trouble at her new school; what can a girl do, well thats simple become a boy! rated M because i'm cautious
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kinda Amazing by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU When Soul Evans life goes right down the crapper, he is forced to become a server at a popular restaurant. Will Soul be able to handle the customers, the sidework, and the bossy yet somewhat hot daughter of his new boss all at the same? SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Frozen Time by verveine reviews
A huge accident leaves Soul with nothing but broken hands and shattered dreams. He decides to end his life for good, when the spirit of a dead girl visits him and changes everything. He can't possibly be falling in love with a ghost...can he? AU; - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Blood Lust by Miki girl reviews
Maka's life turns upside down once her parents are killed by Were-wolves. Not only does she now have to try and stay alive but she also has to put up with her possible feelings for the Guardian Vampire assigned to her.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
im in love with my step brother by kaliikat reviews
I just found out my dad is remarried and i have 3 step brothers and not only that but the oldest Soul is a jerk with a bitchy girlfriend and i think ive fallen for him! wow i really mean it can my life get any better! SoMa soulxmaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Kuroi Chi no Yume by Just Stay HIV Positive reviews
Shortly after Maka and Soul get back from their mission in Italy, Soul begins to experience the negative effects of the black blood. And nightmares are only the beginning...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,875 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Soul Eater NarutoFMA by KaminoShimobe reviews
I know it says Soul Eater but I put it here because it wouldn't let me do a crossover with Naruto and FMA. This story is about a new school. Naruto characters, Soul Eater,FMA attend the school and find new thing about the others,and My ideas!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,048 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Are cat's lives this hard? by DeterMine reviews
When Blair is sick of Maka and Soul's fighting she gives them 8 extra lives, but in a cat's body. How will Maka and Soul get back to normal?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
To Love Is To Hate To Fight Is To Break by Mistaken-Soul Eatter reviews
Maka and Soul have been partners and best friends for a year. Now that Maka is 15 and Soul is 16, they start to get normal teenage hormones, and start to get strange feelings for eachother...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Moonstone by AliceUnknown reviews
DISCONTINUED- What lies deep in the heart of Maka Albarn, dormant and untouched? What's happening to her? SoulxMaka, some Black*StarxTsubaki, but not much. Once again, I'm terrible at summaries XP Rated M for some naughtiness :3 ;D
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The pants by PenguinProductions05 reviews
Maka has a blind date? what is soul to do.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
That boy is a Monster! by crownedclown3293 reviews
Ever since Maka's parents split living on her own SUCKS. Even when she thought things can't get worse she loses her job. She gets an offer that is just too good to be true. She has to be the personal maid of a rich kid. And that kid is a monster! Au
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Soul Bond by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"We can't just do this because you think it might somehow improve our soul bond. You have to... want it." He fisted his hand, staring at the dusty floor. "You have to trust me."
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Their new adventure by PenguinProductions05 reviews
Soul is able to get rid of the black blood but it comes at a price can he and Maka survive the ordeal or will Soul be destroyed
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Maka's delima by PenguinProductions05 reviews
when Tsubaki and the twins are servearly injured. Maka and the boys are sent to retrive the medicine gaurded by a witch. Easy right? Well when a spell gets a three way triangle gloing trouble insues
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
You're My Angel by scotchietape19 reviews
Soul inrolls into a new school after losing his family's mansion to tax. He meets a girl named Maka and sparks fly for Soul. Does Maka feel the same way about him? HELL YEAH. Rated M for steamy goodness LOL. Emotional drama / Romance. SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Fake or Real by CupcakeGoodness101 reviews
Have you ever had a morning when you have no idea where you are? Then the next thing you know, you're a married women to a man who belittles your chest size. Well, God just has to have a sense of humor.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Nothing Personal by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...but Soul needs to seriously control his temper and Maka needs some aspirin.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Tinytits Cinderella and the 'cool' prince by My koala-llama reviews
you have heard the Cinderella story, right... but you have never heard the story filled with the Soul Eater cast, tutus, symmetry-fairies and a bad-assed prince and a flat chested cinderella, right? gonna rewrite this
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,603 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Coffee Shop Help! by ginkaa reviews
[HIATUS] AU. Maka Albarn has finally opened her own dream coffee shop. But what happens when Soul Eater Evans, a man of wealth and prestige, ends up turning to her for help to save him from a series of unfortunate events?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Got a Problem? by Marsh of Sleep reviews
AU. Maka's just trying to get by, but everything keeps pointing her in the same freakin' direction: Towards a weird-looking OLD GUY! Valentine's Day fic, sort of. SoMa, two-parter, Crack. Rated for language, mostly.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Soul Eater: Happy Stupid Valentine's Day by Narusaku1357 reviews
Valentine's Day…It was a day most women were 'obsessed' with. Soul didn't like to participate in it and neither did his meister. They had the same thought about it..."You shouldn't rely on just 'one' day to show affection to someone."
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Winter Season by LifeTaker DevilGirl reviews
Maka hates winter while Soul likes winter. Soul wanted to know why she hates winter. What would he do if he's the reason why she hates winter?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Soul's Fear of Fangirls by Momo Hideki reviews
How Soul developed a fear of fangirls...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The days in the life of Maka as told by Maka by PenguinProductions05 reviews
short one shots based on maka's life and love
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Happy Holidays with the Evans by Amber Lehcar reviews
When invited to the Evans' house for Christmas, Maka insists she and Soul go. Will the joy of the holidays bring the two together?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Maka's Perfect Guy by verveine reviews
When Soul accidentally finds Maka's list of what her perfect guy is like, he can't help but find himself doing everything on her list. - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Changing by goldenfiligree reviews
SoulxMaka, ChronaxKid, PattyxBlack Star, TsubakixLiz! Lovely SE pairings written to amuse myself *Notes: I don't own any Soul Eater characters, Chrona is female, there's yuri, rated M for sexual content and language
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,825 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Apartment 76 by Clover-tan reviews
Maka and Soul share an apartment since they need to 'save money for college' but the truth is that Maka likes Soul but is afraid to tell him since it could create a rift in their friendship if he doesn't like her back. A romantic comedy. Oneshot
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Smile by Hiyume reviews
AU. Maka is forced from her Private school years into a Public education; a new life for her. As she struggles through this huge change, she takes notice upon a certain outcast student... SouMaka. Rated for language, violence, and possibly later chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
What REALLY happened to Steve by BIG BOWSER reviews
LOL Steve can't take it anymore so he curses out the show and then quits. That's pretty much it...
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin by Amber Lehcar reviews
Soul Evans is a dirt poor detective whose current case is to find a woman's love letters and return them to her. But when the deputy of the town and his new bride are attacked, Soul begins to wonder if his client has something to do with the crime.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Soul Eater: Repairing A Broken Soul by Narusaku1357 reviews
My name is Maka Albarn. The moment i saw him in the music room i decided to look into his soul. And when i did, i found that he had locked it up because it was broken. Nearly shattered. I wanted to fix it, so i decided to befriend the cool guy of Shibusen
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,836 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Trustworthy by kamahalanne reviews
Soul raped Maka. What will happen? OOC-alert! Read and review.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Love square by animeaddict411 reviews
Maka Albarn is living her normal every day life, when she finds that all of her closest guy- friends are in love with her? Who will she choose? Who will she crush?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,656 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Something Different by linakar reviews
Soul x Maka After living and working with Maka for so long, Soul begins to notice something different.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Rated M for Maka by Amber Lehcar reviews
It's not really rated M. Soul constantly says Maka's not attractive. A bet they make may change his mind.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Godsends by The aspiring Firefly reviews
Godsend- "an unexpected thing or event that is particularly welcome and timely, as if sent by God." Alternate Universe: SoulxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,434 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Jealous Guy by TheAmazingBoo reviews
He was probably the most handsome boy that she had ever seen'.“Excuse me beautiful,” Say What? Soul felt like he wanted to puke in his mouth. eventual SoulMaka. COMPLETE
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Our First by Kolourz reviews
After a lot of thought, Soul asks his long-time partner out on a date. When she accepts, well, how does it go? What will they do? Soul X Maka, completed.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Lust Incarnate by beautifulandsweet reviews
In which Maka visits the Black Room, Soul's "little oni" causes trouble, and Soul must make a hard decision... SoulxMaka, rated for language. Disclaimer: no, I don't own Soul Eater. *cries in corner*
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Mood Rings by ThanksAgain reviews
Songfic- Mood Rings. Soul goes out and buys Maka a mood ring. He gets attacked by Liz and Patty, buys the mood rings, and goes on a date with MAKA! Well...a whole lot of Moods going around here.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Partner Appreciation Day by Werecat Rei reviews
A day in the mall leads to torture on multiple levels. And the planning of a party leaves many questions unanswered. Having to deal with clothes shopping, party stores, and being in a mall two hours before meeting his friends, can Soul handle it all?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,556 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
By Ourselves by Aki Vos reviews
MakaxSoul. If you leave a review, please note that this was published years ago before Crona was revealed to be a boy. I know he's a boy NOW after they revealed it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Rumor has it that Storks drop babies by lafeedeslilas reviews
A five year old Maka asks how are babies made. Spirit tries to explain, Stein tags along. The ever so lacking feminine touch of a mother is required but maybe it's not necessary for Soul?- SXM - because imagination is the most fun human trait
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Cheesecake by Hiyume reviews
Maka loves cheesecake. Absolutely LOVES it. And Soul knows. It sounds like a good thing, but it's not. Oh no, quite the opposite. Complete SouMaka CRACK.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Miss You by Hiyume reviews
Soul comes home in the middle of the night acting strange. Maka, not sure what to think, puts off her questions for the next day. Little did she know that she wouldn't get the chance to ask. SouMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
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Daddy's Rules for Dating reviews
These are the rules Spirit has for ANY guy that dares to so much as look at his little Maka. Boys beware!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Great, as if blair was enough reviews
Blair received a letter from her brother that he was coming to Death City. Blair's brother takes a liking to Maka. A little too much in Soul's opinion. Jealousy rises. It's a straight out war for Maka's heart.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
ゲームとリトルサプライズ reviews
マカと少女は、 真実のゲームをプレイしたり、驚きの仕方が自分のドアをノックしています時にあえてしている。
Soul Eater - Rated: T - Japanese - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Funny oneshots that will knock your socks off reviews
Do I really need to repeat myself? Chapter 4 Valentine love spell is up.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
A Game and a Little Surprise reviews
Maka and the girls are at a sleep over when a surprise visitor comes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
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